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User avatar #28 - angrytoilet (05/11/2013) [-]
Though I'm an engineering major, art history is one of my favorite subjects. Also, I'd like to inform you that, in the scope of recorded human history, people's lives are improving and violence has decreased greatly. Great diseases have not ravaged entire populations in centuries, new treaties and the UN have prevented many major conflicts, and because of the increase in general intelligence, domestic violence and accidents have also decreased. For instance, the average teenager today would be considered a genius (by measure of IQ scale) in 1910.
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User avatar #24 - angrytoilet (05/11/2013) [-]
Provided you're speaking of Khufu's, Khafre's, and Menkaure's Great Pyramids at Giza, then you're wrong. The pyramids were built by thousands of skilled workers. Ancient Greeks believed it was built by slave labor because they could not fathom free people creating such a massive, complex structure. Of course, these Greeks could not talk to the builders or any of their children or their children's children, because the pyramids were built THOUSANDS of years before the Aegeans assembled to form the Classical Greek city-states of which modern society is so fascinated.
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Though I'm an engineering major, art history is one of my favorite subjects. Also, I'd like to inform you that, in the scope of recorded human history, people's lives are improving and violence has decreased greatly. Great diseases have not ravaged entire populations in centuries, new treaties and the UN have prevented many major conflicts, and because of the increase in general intelligence, domestic violence and accidents have also decreased. For instance, the average teenager today would be considered a genius (by measure of IQ scale) in 1910.
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Suffering builds wonders. Nothing truly great was ever achieved without some poor bastard sacrificing something. Admittedly its not always the right bastard.

Also if your going to use the "no space travel because people starve" argument turn over your computer and internet connection because both wouldn't exist in the same way without our space exploration and attendant technologies. Go aid the starving if its so important because space is important too.

The film was pretty if predictable.

end of rant.

ps: I don't hate you but you were WRONG ON THE INTERNET. It's srs bisnes
#26 - platapus (05/11/2013) [-]
im not disagreeing with you on any of these points, im just saying that I would rather have been born in a society where people wern't forced to suffer for other people wonders.

I'm not saying we shouldn't be exploring space im just saying that governments suck at prioritising fixing the standard of life for those who need it, before raising the quality of life of people who are already well off.

I don't hate you either, but I do not believe I was wrong
#22 - dafukdude (05/10/2013) [-]
well said sir
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