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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#131 - Picture 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy +4
#8 - Picture 03/23/2014 on not again +10
#41 - extortion is not good, sexual harrassment is worse. I comm… 03/23/2014 on The only black male +3
#40 - Comment deleted 03/23/2014 on The only black male 0
#22 - and, you know, murdered, raped, stole their land, enforced rel…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Damn those Brits +14
User avatar #28 - mothertrollbegood (03/23/2014) [-]
they're treated above white people here, free housing, free fortnightly 500~ dollars. Yeah your right. Second class. Not to mention the fact businesses WANT to hire them for racial diversity.
User avatar #29 - mothertrollbegood (03/23/2014) [-]
ALSO they did that shit to themselves also, tribal kings/chiefs did what they wanted when they pleased.

I remember a story: Picture a fat guy sitting on his throne and because it's in Australia he was constantly hot, he had a young female carry water from the near by river to douse on him. When the female got to old or too weak he'd firstly kill her, then get a new one.

This is AFTER the british came and police and shit was being enforced, the chief was never killed or stopped because they have the right to do that in their legal system. YOUR 100% RIGHT ITS ALL WHITEMANS FAULT
User avatar #40 - MegaAwesomeSauce (03/23/2014) [-]
lol there were no thrones in indigenous australia you filthy slut
User avatar #47 - mothertrollbegood (03/23/2014) [-]
not a literal golden throne dude, just like a fucking chair with some cloth on it.
#100 - let me guess, Violet and Dash are going to college  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on It's finally happening 0
User avatar #113 - residentevilfan (03/20/2014) [-]
Well I guess they will all be a little bit older
#102 - Picture 02/25/2014 on A bit of cringe for you guys +4
#5 - black squid ow 02/22/2014 on There's something.. fishy... +19
#9701 - Hey guys, can you help me with a college essay im doing on com…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum +1
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Raven, Star Fire, Princess What's-Her-Name, Terra, Rogue(sp?)
User avatar #9703 - whiplasher (02/18/2014) [-]
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#18947 - Hey guys, can you help me with a college essay im doing on com…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #18999 - zetsumeitaka (02/19/2014) [-]
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#18990 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18972 - ljxjlos (02/18/2014) [-]
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#18956 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18948 - acidjunk (02/18/2014) [-]
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#46 - Picture 02/01/2014 on Anybody know what game this... +5
#197 - Picture 01/29/2014 on My laptop charger kept... 0
#605 - god love the internet, The place where people can become famo… 01/29/2014 on Grenadine 0
#185 - Titans dont have dicks 01/25/2014 on Attack on Titan Commercial +1
#184 - Picture 01/25/2014 on Attack on Titan Commercial +5
#169 - Picture 01/13/2014 on The best uses of duct tape 0
#873 - **platapus rolls 87,048** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#74 - Ten points to Harry Potter for breathing 01/04/2014 on Dumbedore 0
#43 - because anyone with any sense is against the draft completely 12/29/2013 on Selective Equality (see desc) +13
#2 - You mispelt God 12/28/2013 on No means yes? +2
#111 - ok, ok, we burnt your fields, you blew up our bus's Margre… 12/28/2013 on My life is a lie. -1
#93 - In Braitain, it's about quality not quantity We may n…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on My life is a lie. +2
#103 - damoclese (12/28/2013) [-]
It's hard to make good tea when our fields are burning.
User avatar #111 - platapus (12/28/2013) [-]
ok, ok, we burnt your fields, you blew up our bus's
Margret Thatcher's dead and we're all happy.
We cool now?
#48 - Picture 12/27/2013 on oioioiooioi 0
#162 - Picture 12/23/2013 on chaplin +1
#161 - that was Rowan Atkinson  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on chaplin 0
User avatar #163 - nochetriste (12/23/2013) [-]
No, no it wasn't.
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