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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
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#7 - I dont even care im a virgin anymore 05/25/2013 on Caption competition. 0
#17 - Picture 05/25/2013 on Thats for you +1
#5 - Picture 05/25/2013 on MFW common reaction pics... +30
#12 - Picture 05/25/2013 on The punchline is in the photo +35
#23 - Picture 05/25/2013 on IHOC +1
#4 - "some days you just can't get rid of a TARDIS" 05/25/2013 on Lift like a Timelord +9
#5 - Comment deleted 05/24/2013 on Yahoo 0
#8 - red thumb cannons at the ready lads!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Too Horrible for Words. +3
#9 - zergswarm (05/24/2013) [-]
#10 - Picture 05/24/2013 on That's just mean 0
#9 - Picture 05/24/2013 on That's just mean +1
#3 - maybe they ordered a plain cheese, but he accidently bought a …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Pizza man +130
#6 - schrodngrscat (05/24/2013) [-]
Though that would make him a good guy, it would be obvious that there was pepperoni on the pizza because of the smell and indentations in the cheese.
#6 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Too Horrible for Words. +11
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#8 - platapus (05/24/2013) [-]
red thumb cannons at the ready lads!
#9 - zergswarm (05/24/2013) [-]
#7 - Picture 05/24/2013 on Translator +1
#3 - people say that if someone has a big expensive car then its pr…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/24/2013 on She said it doesn't... +33
User avatar #61 - monkeysniper (05/24/2013) [-]
it's the dudes that make their motorcycle as loud as possible or have skulls over EVERYTHING that compensate the most i believe
#50 - markonj (05/24/2013) [-]
Well shit if I was full of money I'd buy an expensive car. If you called me a pencil dick because of it you're jealous.
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
It's not really the 'expensive' part, more the 'big' part.

You look like a right cunt if you're in a 3 story tall pickup truck, probably because you are a right cunt.

If you've got an Aston however, people wont get pissy at you, they'll just stare at it.
User avatar #7 - DrDanny (05/24/2013) [-]
I don't even have a car.
User avatar #100 - myrtille (05/24/2013) [-]
You have the biggest dick of them all.
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
this has always made me mad.
so if im fucking loaded with money, i have to drive a piece of shit car?
this is just your average joe's being fucking jelly of someone with money
(not raging at you, jut that saying in general)
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
_ - brought to you by suburban white kid_
User avatar #49 - oceanfrank (05/24/2013) [-]
My Mom recently started a landscaping/gardening company and I sometimes ride in her huge Toyota Tundra either out of leisure or working for her. I apparently have a small dick for doing so right?
User avatar #27 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/24/2013) [-]
I think the joke is about the actual size of the car, not its price
User avatar #10 - poiklman (05/24/2013) [-]
Even if they did have a small package, what a juvenile thing to pick on someone for, they show they've accomplished something to get that car yet people talk shit about something he has no control over.
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
Found the guy with the small prick
#9 - kez (05/24/2013) [-]
Its not the price of the car.

Its when its some massive "look at me i'm so manly, You looking at my pint? Alright, I'm a beast, dont mess with me I'm too manly for you" car like a hummer
#23 - Picture 05/24/2013 on How to punish gamers +9
#127 - this MUST happen! 05/24/2013 on So here's an idea... +1
#99 - thats the droid IM looking for 05/24/2013 on Sexy Droid +1
#579 - by not stoning women who try to have authority to death he is … 05/24/2013 on coexistence is possible part 2 0
#2 - Picture 05/23/2013 on best friends 0
#16 - if he only changed his anti- gay views he would be the perfect pope  [+] (15 new replies) 05/23/2013 on coexistence is possible part 2 +93
#499 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
yea but his fanclub would kill him if he tried to do that..
#497 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
Well it's not really up to him to change that. He's only a man
User avatar #413 - ithinkihaveaids (05/24/2013) [-]
oh god with you people, people have different opinions and you have to accept that.
how about try not giving a fuck that does he allow them or not?
it's not like the pope is setting laws or anything.
User avatar #294 - youngduece (05/24/2013) [-]
Well Catholicism or at least the BIBLE says that homosexuality is not a isnt because it is not optional, however it is a sin to carry out homosexual acts in the form of sex. Just clarifying for anyone who didn't know
#184 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2013) [-]
if only he went against the book that he has devoted his entire life to?
User avatar #579 - platapus (05/24/2013) [-]
by not stoning women who try to have authority to death he is going against the book
User avatar #203 - gokombwantu (05/23/2013) [-]
Sure.
I think it would be brilliant if the pope lead a massacre of sin and sodomy against everyone in existance.
That would be hilarious.
#28 - baconfattie (05/23/2013) [-]
I think it'd be more important if he made the church stop forcing the idea that "using condoms is a sin" and stop the damn epidemic of AIDS in Africa.
User avatar #48 - Crusader (05/23/2013) [-]
He did do that.
He even said right after being made pope
"The use of condoms is allowed if it is to stop the spread of disease, because you are stopping more deaths than you are causing"
#56 - baconfattie (05/23/2013) [-]
Then that's fucking wonderful!
User avatar #25 - anonibusii (05/23/2013) [-]
As far as I know, he has actually mentioned that gay people should be respected, yet marriage is only allowed (at least, catholic marriage) for "fertile" couples AKA men and women. Don't ask me anything more about it, just saying what my teacher says.
#159 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2013) [-]
he has been known to support civil unions though
User avatar #23 - herpymcderp (05/23/2013) [-]
Something tells me he isn't as anti-gay as everyone thinks.
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/23/2013) [-]
Next to no-one is as anti-gay as everyone makes out.
The media takes this phrase "Oh my god, you're such a faggot" and turns it into "Anti-gay extremest, behind 9/11, stabs a puppy 76 times."
#18 - ninjabadger (05/23/2013) [-]
<-- Pope Francis

No one can be perfect, but we can dream.
#3 - ME?!? 05/23/2013 on Me? +9
#2 - Picture 05/23/2013 on what yahoo payed 1.1... 0
#20 - Picture 05/23/2013 on Twilight NO! +6
#5 - no  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on batman +5
User avatar #13 - TheFreak (05/23/2013) [-]
What did he say?
#12 - Picture 05/23/2013 on THE HAIR! THE BEAUTIFUL HAIR! +9
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