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#19 - we can molest him if he really wants....  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Question 0
#24 - napalmpie (06/02/2013) [-]
Why so angry?
Have Spitfire. I tried to find a but but too lazy, and Spitfire is always sexy.
Sheet I so like to dump my pony pics. I've got too much of those.
#15 - i'll take a joke when you make a funny one  [+] (5 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Question +2
#20 - ooooooooooooooi (06/02/2013) [-]
"Three bronies walk into a bar.
The bartender says: <Get the fuck outta here!!!>"
#27 - ooooooooooooooi (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh no, u don't get it. Can't u see the irony? "Bronies walk into a bar."
#30 - napalmpie (06/02/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAW awkay you were refering the fact that bronies are reputed to be asocial nerds.
That's a half true fact. I speak from experience. Maybe a half of the brony community are asocial nerds. That's making me sad. But some are worse than that, so let's respect asocial nerds.
User avatar #25 - napalmpie (06/02/2013) [-]
Eeeh well that wasn't funny. I prefer when you say bronies are gay.
#21 - platapus (06/02/2013) [-]
hilarious
#11 - we thumbed you down because you apparently joined the channel …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Question +1
#47 - bboyman (06/03/2013) [-]
i think he was expecting a medal or something
#16 - napalmpie (06/02/2013) [-]
**napalmpie rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at I'll show you mine if you show me yours. ** What he expected.
Oho I'm in a funny mood. Excuse me, I'm just doing shit around.
User avatar #19 - platapus (06/02/2013) [-]
we can molest him if he really wants....
#24 - napalmpie (06/02/2013) [-]
Why so angry?
Have Spitfire. I tried to find a but but too lazy, and Spitfire is always sexy.
Sheet I so like to dump my pony pics. I've got too much of those.
User avatar #18 - napalmpie (06/02/2013) [-]
eeeeeeh wut
#14 - ooooooooooooooi (06/02/2013) [-]
thats exactly what i expected. But i didn't expect it to happen that quickly.
can't you take a joke?^^
User avatar #15 - platapus (06/02/2013) [-]
i'll take a joke when you make a funny one
#20 - ooooooooooooooi (06/02/2013) [-]
"Three bronies walk into a bar.
The bartender says: <Get the fuck outta here!!!>"
#27 - ooooooooooooooi (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh no, u don't get it. Can't u see the irony? "Bronies walk into a bar."
#30 - napalmpie (06/02/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAW awkay you were refering the fact that bronies are reputed to be asocial nerds.
That's a half true fact. I speak from experience. Maybe a half of the brony community are asocial nerds. That's making me sad. But some are worse than that, so let's respect asocial nerds.
User avatar #25 - napalmpie (06/02/2013) [-]
Eeeh well that wasn't funny. I prefer when you say bronies are gay.
#21 - platapus (06/02/2013) [-]
hilarious
#7 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Grape +3
#9 - I like Matt Smith, it steven moffat who i want to smack with a shovel 06/01/2013 on Matt Smith is leaving... +2
#12 - everyone is entitled to their opinion, just be aware that your… 06/01/2013 on Spoilers +2
#4 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Fluttershy in a box +4
#13 - but moving through time and not space would probably leave you… 06/01/2013 on Well fuck +2
#15 - i'm no grammar nazi but holy **** ! 06/01/2013 on Please sit when peeing +2
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker +68
#65 - xzayviaaeyeres (06/01/2013) [-]
Yep, The average response to having to watch The Great Khali "wrestle"
#263 - olafthebard (06/02/2013) [-]
real or not, that's a big ass indian dude, and he'd probably kill you in a single punch
User avatar #268 - slowbroking (06/03/2013) [-]
Look up Brian Ong.
#155 - just get someone else to hold the camera while you kick his ass! 06/01/2013 on funnyjunk, i really need... 0
#7 - i never said it was, it is simply a gif that illustrates my an… 06/01/2013 on How? 0
#8 - "DID THE DOCTOR TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR FATHER" &quo… 05/30/2013 on kill yourself +1
#74 - Picture 05/30/2013 on He has returned! 0
#3 - Picture 05/30/2013 on star wars and doctor who 0
#1 - Picture 05/30/2013 on How I Feel About the .gif... 0
#2 - "oi, you with the thumbs, sort this **** out" 05/30/2013 on Human, assist me +24
#9 - Picture 05/30/2013 on Derp +2
#12 - party hard! 05/29/2013 on Best party ever 0
#3 - great post and all, but why the hell is azula in gryfindor?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Avatar and Harry Potter +64
User avatar #40 - Skullyy (05/30/2013) [-]
It's going by tribe.
I'm sorry if you're being sarcastic.
#39 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
fire griffindor colors are gold and red
User avatar #31 - bilall (05/30/2013) [-]
she got out of Azkaban early.
#6 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
And never let it be said she wasn't brave. Although granted, she was evil. And cunning. But we'll look past that for now.
#20 - angelusprimus (05/30/2013) [-]
Gryffindor are brave AND loyal.
She isn't loyal. At all.
User avatar #25 - thesinful (05/30/2013) [-]
No. Gryffindors are "brave and noble". Hufflepuffs are hardworking and loyal. And if Cedric wasn't a Hufflepuff, the entire house wouldn't have existed.
User avatar #4 - fjusernumberone (05/29/2013) [-]
It's about the color of the elements. Fire = red = Gryffindor water = blue = Ravenclaw etc.etc.
#1 - now we just need benedict cumberbatch and martin freeman to do… 05/29/2013 on Message to the fangirls -4
#14 - same level! 05/29/2013 on Sometimes I laugh. +2
#13 - Picture 05/29/2013 on This hurts my eyes.... 0
#49 - Picture 05/29/2013 on F2P logic +10
#62 - Picture 05/29/2013 on SURPRISE 0
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