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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:10/20/2014
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#105 - when did you graduate from the killjoke acadamy? 06/07/2013 on this girl +3
#2 - bear-y potter 06/07/2013 on is that a deer? 0
#32 - just out of curiosity, which village is this? 06/07/2013 on Fixing Problems That Don't... 0
#31 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Fixing Problems That Don't... +1
#18 - coke will give you a bottle with your name on it to stop other… 06/07/2013 on Pepsi now has force field... +18
#22 - Looked both ways before crossing the road #YOLO 06/07/2013 on #YOLO +1
#25 - these people are wrong  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on this girl +8
#34 - recio has deleted their comment.
User avatar #26 - sparkyfoxx (06/07/2013) [-]
never said they was right.
#24 - not college, but places  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2013 on this girl +376
#113 - stopsdropsand (06/07/2013) [-]
actually I think college girls are some of the sluttiest around.
#102 - lfunnymanl (06/07/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at Mutual pillow ** a strip club is a place
User avatar #55 - lafuriaroja (06/07/2013) [-]
Because obviously any girl who enjoys sexual activity is dumb and not going to college.
User avatar #105 - platapus (06/07/2013) [-]
when did you graduate from the killjoke acadamy?
#83 - comanderspy (06/07/2013) [-]
this is why we never invite you to our parties...
#82 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2013) [-]
"boy do I hate jokes"
User avatar #50 - toosexyforyou (06/07/2013) [-]
sounds like a college girl to me
#13 - I just look forward to one day when an unsuspecting soul will … 06/07/2013 on Colon Dwarf round 2 +5
#98 - He looks majestic as **** ! 06/07/2013 on Awesome +1
#73 - when did you graduate from the jokekill acadamy?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Archer +2
User avatar #88 - reican (06/06/2013) [-]
3 days ago
#37 - I would sit at home and hope no-one rapes me  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Curious +16
User avatar #87 - inanimateobject (06/07/2013) [-]
I would purposely find you to rape you
#85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2013) [-]
I would sit at home and hope someone raped me
#4 - "accio cloths hanger" 06/06/2013 on The things I find on tumblr +6
#11 - Picture 06/06/2013 on hii +3
#16 - hey guys, what go- AH **** , MY KNEE!!!  [+] (6 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Archer +87
User avatar #52 - reican (06/06/2013) [-]
that moment when you realize the guard really never talked about an actual arrow, but the fact that he got married, and stopped adventuring because of the family life.
#87 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2013) [-]
Sorry dude, that is not correct. A pretty cool idea, but if you google it, you'll see it's not true.
User avatar #89 - reican (06/06/2013) [-]
load the ballista then
User avatar #73 - platapus (06/06/2013) [-]
when did you graduate from the jokekill acadamy?
User avatar #88 - reican (06/06/2013) [-]
3 days ago
#19 - mads (06/06/2013) [-]
That made me laugh well done
#15 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Shit -4
#60 - **platapus rolls 299** 06/05/2013 on platapus's profile 0
#9 - this would crush all box office receords in history  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Brokeback Mountain sequel +7
#16 - fournum (06/05/2013) [-]
janitors working in those theaters are going to be pissed as hell!
#8 - what a coincidence.... 06/05/2013 on Breaking fucking news +1
#9 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Hope In Humanity... 0
#74 - I think its most likely that he is a past version of the docto… 06/05/2013 on New 12th Doctor eh? +4
#12 - I have never been happier than the day I stopped giving a … 06/05/2013 on Tim don't give a shit +35
#7 - Picture 06/05/2013 on xbox +3
#33 - why not? 06/04/2013 on You decide the Next Doctor 0
#5 - alfred! where are my ******* cakes!?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Lex Luthor is a right Bastard +80
User avatar #57 - luquaz (06/05/2013) [-]
wouldn't a reference to superman be more relevant?
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/05/2013) [-]
that's what they'll be expecting.
User avatar #53 - arstya (06/05/2013) [-]
Ask your parents.
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User avatar #60 - platapus (06/05/2013) [-]
**platapus rolls 299**
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