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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
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#21 - whomping wilow, the early years 06/15/2013 on Cant. Stop. Watching. +3
#195 - I agree with everything here, but still think there is just as…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on atheist hypocrites -3
#203 - erkaperkish (06/15/2013) [-]
It's not about being atheist, christian, muslim or whatever. As long as there is humans, there will be people disagreeing with eachother. Might aswell enjoy reading the raging comments.
#35 - that guy in the red **** "I WANT TO JOIN… 06/15/2013 on Epic fai--oh wait +9
#30 - Picture 06/14/2013 on True Morbid cannot contain... 0
#168 - Picture 06/14/2013 on Well...I guess that means... +2
#2 - one more 06/12/2013 on one more e3 post +7
#25 - Picture 06/12/2013 on Japan What the hell? +3
#20 - I am naked and amazed! 06/12/2013 on Never the same +1
#35 - do it faggot 06/12/2013 on If I see another E3 post +55
#72 - Picture 06/12/2013 on The most controversial post... +13
#32 - ALL HAIL THE GOD OF TITS AND WINE  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Happy birthday to the... +1
#78 - iwanttousenumbers (06/12/2013) [-]
#22 - I dont think i could handle it if sasha died, she is the only … 06/11/2013 on What the hell, Sasha +5
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2013 on Legend of Korra Book 2... +15
#3 - anonymous Comment deleted by platapus
#6 - Picture 06/10/2013 on ALL OF MY NOPES 0
#12 - why wont a bond villain just pull out a gun and shoot the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2013 on Bomb. Dick Bomb. 0
#13 - naziyahtzee (06/10/2013) [-]
Sounds like a great premise for a Bond film that's totally exciting.
The point is for films to be entertaining. And with Bond's tongue and cheek sort of ideas, it can get away with it not being absolutely realistic. Would it be any good if the villain just shot Bond? Hell no! It would end in like 30 minutes.
#4 - im sorry to piss on your nargles, but thats not her, its a loo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Evanna Lynch +27
#18 - EventHorizon (06/10/2013) [-]
"Piss on your nargles"
#3 - she only knew three, and I liked seeing how the world had chan…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2013 on The Korra fandom +34
User avatar #4 - quitethedelicacy (06/09/2013) [-]
Okay, she knew three elements. It's been a while.
Anyways, i liked seeing Aang learn to master all four elements. It made a good story.

Korra on the other hand already knew most of that stuff. It gave me a "superheroine beats evildoers" vibe instead of "avatar masters elements to save the world".
User avatar #6 - twistedrider (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, LOK was originally scheduled for only one season. There simply wasn't room to show her learning all the elements.
#2 - WHEN GODDAMMIT WHEN! 06/09/2013 on LOK +6
#16 - Picture 06/08/2013 on Almost feels +4
#9 - me neither, i just know that incest is ok in their books 06/08/2013 on Avatar Theory +1
#6 - sorry bro, you could start doing game of thrones theories?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Avatar Theory +30
User avatar #8 - commanderbunbun (06/08/2013) [-]
i don't watch game of thrones. i hardly watch tv anymore.
User avatar #10 - psgamer (06/08/2013) [-]
then you should start watching
User avatar #9 - platapus (06/08/2013) [-]
me neither, i just know that incest is ok in their books
#3 - but if sokka is lins father, then lin and tenzins relationship…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Avatar Theory +44
User avatar #66 - stimtheone (06/09/2013) [-]
Maybe that was on of the reasons their relationship didn't work....

Maybe they didn't know...
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (06/09/2013) [-]
Eh, cousins. It's not THAT bad particularly
#4 - commanderbunbun (06/08/2013) [-]
ARE YOU TELLING ME I JUST WASTED 2 HOURS DOING A PERSONALLY COMPARISON FOR A COUPLE THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE ON A KIDS SHOW?
User avatar #48 - heartgoldawesome (06/09/2013) [-]
Also, didn't Sokka date Suki? I thought they would get married.
#41 - bloodypieman (06/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 - fedegon (06/08/2013) [-]
It could very well be implied, so that no ruckus is caused.
#6 - platapus (06/08/2013) [-]
sorry bro, you could start doing game of thrones theories?
User avatar #8 - commanderbunbun (06/08/2013) [-]
i don't watch game of thrones. i hardly watch tv anymore.
User avatar #10 - psgamer (06/08/2013) [-]
then you should start watching
User avatar #9 - platapus (06/08/2013) [-]
me neither, i just know that incest is ok in their books
#19 - Picture 06/08/2013 on I have more faith in it now +4
#10 - "for **** sake jeff, separate your colored f… 06/07/2013 on That means you're gay 0
#44 - they needed an x-ray to tell there was a key in his foot?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Where's my keys? 0
#49 - hankspank (06/07/2013) [-]
they needed an x-ray to be sure the key wasn't penetrating bone.
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