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    may be necessary may be necessary
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#36 - maintaining the metaphore, I'd still eat that **** . 07/25/2014 on fuckin yeuck 0
#210 - some ******* content? 07/11/2014 on Addy's Saloon +1
#6002 - **platapus rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#80 - dean needs to calm the **** down! 05/28/2014 on Cringe Comp +2
#144 - "What did the British do?" Have you ever heard o…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Ingland -4
User avatar #149 - chenn (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah but expressing your hate now is just as stupid as hating Germans for Nazism. What's past is past, we can't change it and behaving like assholes, screaming "We hate you for something that happened long ago (that we didn't even participate in because we weren't born yet)!" is really rude and dumb IMO.
User avatar #318 - IAmManbearpig (05/27/2014) [-]
but muh slavery
User avatar #204 - Gandalfthewhite (05/27/2014) [-]
The people who hate England (even though it was Britain) for colonialism are like the kids at school who hold grudges towards the bigger kid who beat them up once like 7 years ago but have been nice to them since
User avatar #260 - alanflindt (05/27/2014) [-]
Nah dude if a kid beat me up 7 years ago I would probably, deep inside, still fucking hate them.
Hating the English for colonialism would be like hating that kids great grandson.
#181 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Pretty big false equivalence you've got there.

German Nazis were in power, for, what? Less than a decade, and the vast majority of its soldiers had no idea of the worst things Nazis were doing? And this was just after a massive war and they were saddled with crippling debt and inflation had gone up so badly that they had to get a brand new currency and people were being paid with wheelbarrows full of money?

Then British colonialism, which went on for, oh, seven hundred years or so, lead to more deaths in total, destroyed many more cultures, and is still present today.

Besides, the Germans paid their war debts. Britain has done considerably less for all of the irrevocable damage its done to countries and cultures all across the world.
#187 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Boo hoo the empire was so bad.

All the modern day problems in the old colonies are due to us leaving, not being there in the first place. But what did the bloody romans british ever do for them?
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#24 - saving the world, one wank at a time 04/29/2014 on This Is Real +13
#75 - Why Rene Descartes?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on more than I should have 0
User avatar #76 - willindor (04/17/2014) [-]
Someone with Rene Descartes as an avatar posted "Give her the dick" in the comment section of a porn video (can't remember website)
#85 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
a user named ross54535 on pornhub posted it on a video, sports board on 4chan made it viral

fun fact, they found his live journal and from that another profile revealing his real name, where he studdies and where he lives. needless to say, he has deleted his pornhub account since

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