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#1365901 - F A L L O U T $$$$$$$ A L L O U T…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1365903 - dorkledumbs (12/15/2015) [-]
too late
fun was had
#204887 - It's not going to be a white Christmas here in Virginia, I guess.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#204888 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
Hey bro, you gonna go see Star Wars?
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#204889 - plantain (12/15/2015) [-]
My dad actually got invited to a private showing by a company whose computers he works on. Unfortunately, I have a dance on the same day and my cousin's coming over.

I guess I'll be going in January, and I might ask a girl I like to come with me. What about you?
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#204891 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm going this Thursday to the Hampton Riverside IMAX. You gonna see it in IMAX or are you a casual?

If you can't see it in IMAX because of 3D, It's cool.
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#204892 - plantain (12/15/2015) [-]
The only good theater showing it in IMAX is in Brambleton, which is about an hour and a half away. I think the theater in the Apple Blossom Mall is showing it in IMAX, but that place sucks.
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#204893 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
Dude, go see it at the Smithsonian. Make sure you see it in a REAL IMAX theater, not at a fake one like Regal or AMC theaters have.
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#204894 - plantain (12/15/2015) [-]
I'll have to check it out, thanks. That's pretty far to drive (1:45), but it would be worth it.
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#204895 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
U bet ur ass it will. I will be driving an hour and a half to go see it.
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#1365888 - YOU. ARE. A TOY.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +4
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#1365899 - dredbot (12/15/2015) [-]
YOU. ARE. A SYNTH.
#1365890 - dorkledumbs (12/15/2015) [-]
#13 - It's called biology and it just works.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on terrorists or toddlers +4
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#14 - notwalkingwaffles (12/15/2015) [-]
I know it works, but so do cancer tumors and illnesses, so something effectively functioning doesn't mean it's favourable - especially not when it comes to people's less than adequate management of their offspring.
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#204859 - HentaiFoundry and DeviantArt both frequently request commissio…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#204861 - chewythewolftwo (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, she's got a huge gallery already. I hadn't thought of HF, she's already got a DeviantArt and several other sites too
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#1365459 - I'm a Planetside 2 veteran, but I haven't played since like a …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1365463 - sonnyboii (12/15/2015) [-]
Not really. And the performance has been up and down lately. February though, they will add a new vehicle (The A.N.T) and base building
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#1365362 - Here are the cutscene graphics: Here are the g…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1365366 - herecomesjohnny (12/14/2015) [-]
graphics look okay
better hope the gameplay is the same as in that first gameplay
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#1365322 - ITT: What vidya gaem are you most excited for in 2016? …  [+] (28 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1365435 - confusedasian (12/14/2015) [-]
I actually don't know many games coming out next year so I'm just going from the replies. The new Hitman game is something I'm looking forward too. It came out this year, but I only have a Vita and PC, I'm looking towards Tomb Raider Rising. Also, Toukiden 2.
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#1365409 - dredbot (12/14/2015) [-]
Mirror's Edge 2
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#1365399 - thechosentroll (12/14/2015) [-]
XCOM 2 and (hopefully) the next Dwarf Fortress update.
#1365385 - herbolifee (12/14/2015) [-]
All of my motherfucking need
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#1365374 - cycloneclone (12/14/2015) [-]
Rct4
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#1365372 - ohemgeezus (12/14/2015) [-]
The one with the dog bird
The one with the robot dinosaurs
The one with not Commander Shepard or best waifu Liara
#1365377 - herecomesjohnny (12/14/2015) [-]
>liara
If I was president I'd make you my secretary of presidential harems
#1365381 - ohemgeezus (12/14/2015) [-]
y-you too

Talifags can enjoy their stock-photo waifu
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#1365360 - herecomesjohnny (12/14/2015) [-]
uncharted 4's trailer that first e3 was mindblowingly cool to watch, but since it turned out they cheated and had a demo that couldn't actually be a whole game on current consoles, i have no idea what to think about it
i'm just saying this because i found that first footage amazing, i don't even have a pissfour
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#1365362 - plantain (12/14/2015) [-]
Here are the cutscene graphics:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmPDvVz3MA

Here are the gameplay graphics, though it's still in beta and its the multiplayer, so they're scaled down a bit like in the other games and the environments aren't as impressive as they will be:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjJ-ELN_3UI

Naughty Dog has been a consistently great developer, so I'm not worried in the slightest. If you want to get an idea of whether or not you'll like the series, the PS3 games are going for like $5-10 in bargain bins.
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#1365366 - herecomesjohnny (12/14/2015) [-]
graphics look okay
better hope the gameplay is the same as in that first gameplay
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#1365353 - Gonnafly (12/14/2015) [-]
Persona 5
Tokyo Xanadu
Dead Island 2 if they didin't fuck it up after yeager left it
Afterbirth+
we happy few
Y2K
Odin Sphere
Severed
Danganronpa 3
FFXV
FF7 remastered
KH 2.8

2016 is the year to end all years
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#1365402 - squalllionhart (12/14/2015) [-]
i don't think FF7 is coming out next year
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#1365340 - ajrin (12/14/2015) [-]
Melee HD
#1365341 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Super rehash 4 is already out>?????
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#1365342 - ajrin (12/14/2015) [-]
that ain't melee HD
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#1365338 - BmanX (12/14/2015) [-]
Assuming ZeldaU will actually come out, that. Otherwise, Uncharted 4.
#1365337 - darkangeloffire (12/14/2015) [-]
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#1365332 - dragondust (12/14/2015) [-]
Dragon's Dogma PC at this point
#1365328 - desacabose (12/14/2015) [-]
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#1365324 - volero (12/14/2015) [-]
Kingdom Hearts 3, because it'll totally be coming out in 2016
Right?
Right?
#1365325 - squalllionhart (12/14/2015) [-]
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#1365331 - desacabose (12/14/2015) [-]
At least Zelda U is still coming in 2015
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#1365382 - squalllionhart (12/14/2015) [-]
2016*
and it's going to get delayed to 2017
"we're working hard on it guis ;)"
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#1365375 - beroty (12/14/2015) [-]
for NX only :^)
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#1365378 - desacabose (12/14/2015) [-]
)^:
#1365326 - volero (12/14/2015) [-]
Don't let the dream die.
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#1365323 - squalllionhart (12/14/2015) [-]
Final Fantasy XV
Everything about it sounds fucking great
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#1365286 - The Control ending is pretty cool too, but I hate the Syn…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1365296 - fcrocker (12/14/2015) [-]
I agree, a good ending needs to have some tragedy. Some main characters getting killed off during the final push. the ending to Inquisition was utter shit.
Also wish I'd dinished DA2 now, that sounds pretty sick.
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#1365289 - awesomanium (12/14/2015) [-]
The way I see it, destroy is the only ending that can't fuck up
With the control ending, what's to stop Reaper Shepard from coming to the same conclusion as the catalyst after a few millennia?
I actually have no idea what the synthesis ending actually means, but synthesis was pretty much what the Reapers were aiming for and I don't like that
Also destroy ending is the only one where Shepard can survive
#1365275 - The Destroy ending is the best ending for the narrative, imo.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1365309 - yibdiy (12/14/2015) [-]
that's not blue ending tho
#1365280 - fcrocker (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah you're right. It would have been better imo for that to be the only option, but haveit executed more in depth.
It still carried quite a bit of weight, as I'd spent the entire game bro-ing it with Leigon and watching the romance blossom with Joker and EDE and then was forced to obliterate all synthetic lifeforms. Pretty brutal stuff.
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#1365286 - plantain (12/14/2015) [-]
The Control ending is pretty cool too, but I hate the Synthesis ending. It's too happy-happy-feel good for me. Everything is perfect and I hate it. The Reapers Win ending is mediocre-bad, but it would be a lot better if it showed the Reapers overcoming the resistance. It would be even better if it showed your squadmates and other major characters getting killed.
Dragon Age 2 Spoilers:
I love tragic endings in these games. In Dragon Age 2, siding with the mages, the ending is just Hawke looking around at the burning husk of Kirkwall and then walking out of the city while the Templars glare at him. That was some good shit.
#1365296 - fcrocker (12/14/2015) [-]
I agree, a good ending needs to have some tragedy. Some main characters getting killed off during the final push. the ending to Inquisition was utter shit.
Also wish I'd dinished DA2 now, that sounds pretty sick.
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#1365289 - awesomanium (12/14/2015) [-]
The way I see it, destroy is the only ending that can't fuck up
With the control ending, what's to stop Reaper Shepard from coming to the same conclusion as the catalyst after a few millennia?
I actually have no idea what the synthesis ending actually means, but synthesis was pretty much what the Reapers were aiming for and I don't like that
Also destroy ending is the only one where Shepard can survive
#43 - God, I'm so sorry. If I was you I'd probably already have snap…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Christmas morning +9
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#45 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
My sister has a drug problem. She has sex with people for money or dope.

She has some personality issues as well, stole a lot of money from me to get drugs. I was saving to buy the computer I have right now. she stole 200~ dollars from me. then when I confronted her about it she threw a remote at me and split my head open. I promptley beat the shit out of her.

That aside, me and her have gotten along decently for the past while, but she is still a cunt.
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#32 - Is he adopted?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Christmas morning +3
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#41 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
>>#40,
#109 - rawryrawr (12/14/2015) [-]
Well fuck I forgot the pic
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#33 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
No, but I wish my parents had a miscarriage with him.
#83 - monkeyspaw (12/14/2015) [-]
Granted: Your mother did miscarry - the experience traumatized her and she never tried to have another child. You were never born.
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#85 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
I wouldn't of experienced this then.
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#27 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
I need the rest of the video to this. I haven't seen it in forever but it's worth at least a 1000 internets
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#28 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
My brother rob needed to be beaten as a child. He has drug problems. During christmas he got a new computer. Not a fancy 2000 dollar one, but one that was a bit better than his currently.

The intention was to give his old computer to my sister whom wanted one too. When he found out this he went down stairs and took a hammer to his old computer, Still thinking if he did this, he would get his new one.

My mom said no, it's for my sister now cause he did that. He then broke that computer in a fit of rage. Then tore down the christmas tree then and there.

Then the night came and we usually leave our presents under the tree until we decide where to put them. Well my brother had his way with them.
#170 - dakkadakka (12/15/2015) [-]
This is what fratricide is for you know
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#107 - rawryrawr (12/14/2015) [-]
I'm sorry. About that man [/spoiler] here I put you I'm my vault I know its not much but I hope it makes ya feel better[/spoiler]
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#53 - goobyman (12/14/2015) [-]
punch the shit out of him please
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#46 - zioken (12/14/2015) [-]
I'm confused... he was getting a better computer so why did he destroy the one that was getting handed down to someone else, what's the reasoning?
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#111 - sinonyx (12/14/2015) [-]
couldn't risk anyone seeing the porn he had on there
#47 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
His mind is an enigma.

I think he didn't like my sister to much and did it in spite.
#49 - zioken (12/14/2015) [-]
My sister is a bitch too and I could imagine her doing something along those lines, I just thought maybe there was some ulterior train of thought behind it

Sorry about your shitty siblings friendo
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#34 - tenaciouslee (12/14/2015) [-]
And no one gave him a swift, yet justifiably brutal ass beating why?
#40 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
My mom was single at the time. Just her. She was afraid of him.

I have a story here
>Brother is 20 living with my mom
>mom is very poor. Barely making any money
>Mom wants to get my brother rob to go to a contracting agency to get one. (literally they give you a job right there)
>Rob says he goes but obviously doesnt. Said he didn't get the job
>He beats my mom because there isn't enough food. Like punching her in the face
>All he does is play LoL and jerks off and is a parasite.

>Be me, just called child services on my father who lives across the country from my mom
>Dad was sexually abusive towards me for most of my life, I was 2 months from turning 18 at the time. I knew he would abandon me like he did my sister
>Call my mom when I was at child protective services. Crying on the phone asking her if I can go there
>"Sorry, there isn't any room here. You're brother is staying here for a year"
>I tell the child service people to give me a plane ticket home and I'll figure shit out
>I sit in a hotel for 2 month before they can do that though. (no foster homes would take me)
>go home and knock on my moms door. Brother in his boxers. I can see his ribs, my mom lost a lot of weight as well. First time I seen my mom and brother in several years.
>Get a job in the first day of living there to ease my mom's burden
>Brother hates this and challenges me
>after much aggrevation, cops get called and he isn't allowed back there
>Mom says "thank you, I didn't know what I was going to do"
>She has the look of somebody on the brink of suicide.

My family is so fucked up. I hate my dad, my brother and my twin sister.
#171 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/15/2015) [-]
This is a reminder that even with how fucking shitty my childhood was, there is always somebody who had it so much worse than I did. To be honest I don't know how you didn't kill yourself, but I am amazed at your strength to keep going for yourself and your mother. Be strong man, you can do this. Either that or start researching ways to murder people without being caught so you can kill all who have wronged you. Both are good.
#172 - notred (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm not special. I attempted 3 times. 2 of which had a stomach pump in me.

I'm not special in the way I acted. I'm sure most people would of done the same thing.
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#174 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/15/2015) [-]
Ah, that makes sense. I never attempted, mainly because I researched suicide a lot and knew that if I ever tried, I would succeed. Kinda hard to reverse a bullet in the brain or asphyxiation on helium.

You would think, but I think many people act poorly to adverse conditions. I think you're still an impressive person, regardless of how you may feel on the matter. Either way man, just remember it gets better eventually. I know that sounds like a lame ass cliche, but given enough time and effort it WILL get better. I know because I escaped my shitty childhood and am on my own now. I'm not happy, but I am far less miserable than I used to be, and that's something. That will hold true for you too.
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#150 - tigreman (12/15/2015) [-]
"He beats my mom because there isn't enough food. Like punching her in the face"

I don't know for sure if I've ever felt incoherent rage just by reading a comment, but that right there pissed me off as soon as I read it. What kind of sub-human asshole hurts their mother in ANY way?
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#152 - notred (12/15/2015) [-]
I remember seeing bruises on her arms and face.
#144 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Hire homeless to kick his ass, I'll do it for a place to stay for christmas.
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#131 - severepwner (12/15/2015) [-]
Thank God it ended, I was getting worried.
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#101 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
Dude I wish I could give you a hug.

I feel like a dick. Thought this was going to be some funny tard story. But this isn't funny, it's sad. You don't deserve any of this shit.
#98 - irishjohnny (12/14/2015) [-]
Man...that cuts deep. Hope you're holding up well now.
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#89 - gatopianista (12/14/2015) [-]
Where do you live? I want to meet that Rob and punch him in the fucking face
#87 - basstard (12/14/2015) [-]
One hell of a life you've been through and still going through. Strong and determend as fuck, hats down great work and will. Keep it up.

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#79 - awesomedoge (12/14/2015) [-]
Heavy shit man, everything going better right now?
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#80 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
moderately I suppose.
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#81 - awesomedoge (12/14/2015) [-]
Is it getting better? also will you celebrate Christmas this year?
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#82 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah. I actually invited my brother to christmas this year but he said he was busy.
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#84 - awesomedoge (12/14/2015) [-]
wow, that's really cool of you. You're amazing man. I'm glad to hear you're doing better
even though we're pretty much strangers, your story was pretty intense .
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and holiday bro. Good luck
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#72 - zetsuboukamina (12/14/2015) [-]
Check your brother's hard drive. Call the police of you find anything suspicious
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#73 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
I haven't spoken to him in 2 years.
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#74 - zetsuboukamina (12/14/2015) [-]
Has he gotten a bit better from what you hear?
#75 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
you think I keep contact with that guy? lol

I seriously doubt he has gotten better in 2 years.
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#199 - alucord (12/15/2015) [-]
Be safe and stay strong.

If its ok, I'd like to talk to you more about this later.
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#93 - zetsuboukamina (12/14/2015) [-]
Would you attend his funeral? What's so bad about your twin?
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#95 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
>>#45, I would.

My twin sister
#151 - wanpanman (12/15/2015) [-]
I wont say keep your chin up or any shit like that. But you made it through one hell of a shit hurricane by the sounds of it and for what its worth you've got ALL OF my respect for it.

Hope things look up for you now.
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#64 - kyrozor (12/14/2015) [-]
Mate you are too good and rational to be put in this kind of shit situation I hope it's slowly getting better, I'm sorry man, good luck with all your future shit, for real.
#48 - bossben (12/14/2015) [-]
This is not you, you are not who they are. Do better man, cut off parasites before they ruin you too, you can be better
#51 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
I'm so hung up about that event. I still have the papers in my wallet of calling child services. I know I'm not them. I have proof I'm better than they are.
#196 - tibaltblacksea (12/15/2015) [-]
Goddamnit that's fucking inspirational. Kinda restores my faith in humanity
#193 - pikapoopie (12/15/2015) [-]
I don't even now what to say other than your a genuinely great guy. It takes some guts to not follow in the footsteps of those guys.
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#191 - relvel (12/15/2015) [-]
You're goddamn right you are. I would have probably landed myself in jail just to be away from all of that if I were you. But you stayed strong and didn't do something stupid. You were there for your mother. You may be some random stranger on the internet, but just by reading this thread I can already tell that you're a good person, better than most. We need more people in this world like you. We need more people in this world who STRIVE to be like you. You have ALL of my respect. Keep it up.
#133 - sunnyday (12/15/2015) [-]
I read this whole thread. Every comment you made.
You are the kind of person that restores my faith in humanity.
From the sounds of it, you go out of your way to be a good person to others.
Even inviting your douchebag brother to Christmas this year too.
I know that you said you hadn't spoken to him in 2 years, I doubt I would have either.
But you still invited him to Christmas this year despite his behaviour in the past.
That's nice of you. You're a nice person.
#118 - spartantoaster (12/15/2015) [-]
Christ, I wish I could do more fore you than just some kind words but that's all I got... Hang in there buddy...
#110 - worldatarms (12/14/2015) [-]
I'm glad that you didn't follow suit with the rest of your family and acted like a good person
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#86 - sebthebrony (12/14/2015) [-]
im gonna hug the shit out of you
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#43 - plantain (12/14/2015) [-]
God, I'm so sorry. If I was you I'd probably already have snapped and beaten your brother and dad.

What's wrong with your sister?
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#45 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
My sister has a drug problem. She has sex with people for money or dope.

She has some personality issues as well, stole a lot of money from me to get drugs. I was saving to buy the computer I have right now. she stole 200~ dollars from me. then when I confronted her about it she threw a remote at me and split my head open. I promptley beat the shit out of her.

That aside, me and her have gotten along decently for the past while, but she is still a cunt.
#42 - tenaciouslee (12/14/2015) [-]
Dude.....
#32 - plantain (12/14/2015) [-]
Is he adopted?
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#41 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
>>#40,
#109 - rawryrawr (12/14/2015) [-]
Well fuck I forgot the pic
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#33 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
No, but I wish my parents had a miscarriage with him.
#83 - monkeyspaw (12/14/2015) [-]
Granted: Your mother did miscarry - the experience traumatized her and she never tried to have another child. You were never born.
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#85 - notred (12/14/2015) [-]
I wouldn't of experienced this then.
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#1365251 - gruntmastr (12/14/2015) [-]
You're able to SIDE with the minutemen? how did I not know this
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#1365219 - thebaconstripman (12/14/2015) [-]
Of course, the two endings I choose to do are the ones he hates. Oh well.
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#7 - plantain ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#5 - thoughtspot (05/29/2015) [-]
if someone were afraid of obama, do you think they'd be Baraknaphobic?
#1 - plantain ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Nobody will ever see this post.
#3 to #2 - plantain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
*Muffled hallelujahs in background*
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