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| #1365901 - F A L L O U T $$$$$$$ A L L O U T… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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| #204887 - It's not going to be a white Christmas here in Virginia, I guess. [+] (8 new replies) | 12/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... | 0 |
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| #1365888 - YOU. ARE. A TOY. [+] (2 new replies) | 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | +4 |
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| #13 - It's called biology and it just works. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/15/2015 on terrorists or toddlers | +4 |
| I know it works, but so do cancer tumors and illnesses, so something effectively functioning doesn't mean it's favourable - especially not when it comes to people's less than adequate management of their offspring. | ||
| #18 - I would agree that it was unprofessional conduct, and I sort o… | 12/15/2015 on Advice dealing with a SJW | 0 |
| #204859 - HentaiFoundry and DeviantArt both frequently request commissio… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... | 0 |
| Yeah, she's got a huge gallery already. I hadn't thought of HF, she's already got a DeviantArt and several other sites too | ||
| #1365505 - Picture | 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | +4 |
| #1365459 - I'm a Planetside 2 veteran, but I haven't played since like a … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #28 - Picture | 12/15/2015 on Anon goes Christmas shopping | 0 |
| #1365362 - Here are the cutscene graphics: Here are the g… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| graphics look okay better hope the gameplay is the same as in that first gameplay | ||
| #8 - Picture | 12/14/2015 on plantain's profile | 0 |
| #7 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 12/14/2015 on plantain's profile | 0 |
| #1365322 - ITT: What vidya gaem are you most excited for in 2016? … [+] (28 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| I actually don't know many games coming out next year so I'm just going from the replies. The new Hitman game is something I'm looking forward too. It came out this year, but I only have a Vita and PC, I'm looking towards Tomb Raider Rising. Also, Toukiden 2. The one with the dog bird The one with the robot dinosaurs The one with not Commander Shepard or best waifu Liara uncharted 4's trailer that first e3 was mindblowingly cool to watch, but since it turned out they cheated and had a demo that couldn't actually be a whole game on current consoles, i have no idea what to think about it i'm just saying this because i found that first footage amazing, i don't even have a pissfour Here are the cutscene graphics: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmPDvVz3MA Here are the gameplay graphics, though it's still in beta and its the multiplayer, so they're scaled down a bit like in the other games and the environments aren't as impressive as they will be: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjJ-ELN_3UI Naughty Dog has been a consistently great developer, so I'm not worried in the slightest. If you want to get an idea of whether or not you'll like the series, the PS3 games are going for like $5-10 in bargain bins. graphics look okay better hope the gameplay is the same as in that first gameplay 2016* and it's going to get delayed to 2017 "we're working hard on it guis ;)" Final Fantasy XV Everything about it sounds fucking great | ||
| #9 - I hate the cologne, but their Apollo Shampoo/Conditioner is dope. | 12/14/2015 on vagina | +13 |
| #1365286 - The Control ending is pretty cool too, but I hate the Syn… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| The way I see it, destroy is the only ending that can't fuck up With the control ending, what's to stop Reaper Shepard from coming to the same conclusion as the catalyst after a few millennia? I actually have no idea what the synthesis ending actually means, but synthesis was pretty much what the Reapers were aiming for and I don't like that Also destroy ending is the only one where Shepard can survive | ||
| #1365275 - The Destroy ending is the best ending for the narrative, imo. [+] (5 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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fcrocker (12/14/2015) [-] Yeah you're right. It would have been better imo for that to be the only option, but haveit executed more in depth. It still carried quite a bit of weight, as I'd spent the entire game bro-ing it with Leigon and watching the romance blossom with Joker and EDE and then was forced to obliterate all synthetic lifeforms. Pretty brutal stuff. The Control ending is pretty cool too, but I hate the Synthesis ending. It's too happy-happy-feel good for me. Everything is perfect and I hate it. The Reapers Win ending is mediocre-bad, but it would be a lot better if it showed the Reapers overcoming the resistance. It would be even better if it showed your squadmates and other major characters getting killed. Dragon Age 2 Spoilers: I love tragic endings in these games. In Dragon Age 2, siding with the mages, the ending is just Hawke looking around at the burning husk of Kirkwall and then walking out of the city while the Templars glare at him. That was some good shit. The way I see it, destroy is the only ending that can't fuck up With the control ending, what's to stop Reaper Shepard from coming to the same conclusion as the catalyst after a few millennia? I actually have no idea what the synthesis ending actually means, but synthesis was pretty much what the Reapers were aiming for and I don't like that Also destroy ending is the only one where Shepard can survive | ||
| #43 - God, I'm so sorry. If I was you I'd probably already have snap… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/14/2015 on Christmas morning | +9 |
| My sister has a drug problem. She has sex with people for money or dope. She has some personality issues as well, stole a lot of money from me to get drugs. I was saving to buy the computer I have right now. she stole 200~ dollars from me. then when I confronted her about it she threw a remote at me and split my head open. I promptley beat the shit out of her. That aside, me and her have gotten along decently for the past while, but she is still a cunt. | ||
| #3 - Comment deleted | 12/14/2015 on In my panties | +15 |
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| #32 - Is he adopted? [+] (5 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Christmas morning | +3 |
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monkeyspaw (12/14/2015) [-] Granted: Your mother did miscarry - the experience traumatized her and she never tried to have another child. You were never born. | ||
| #1365254 - Picture | 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | +1 |
| #9 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Anon goes Christmas shopping | +9 |
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anon (12/15/2015) [-] I need the rest of the video to this. I haven't seen it in forever but it's worth at least a 1000 internets | ||
| #13 - Story time, please. [+] (53 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Christmas morning | +44 |
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notred (12/14/2015) [-] My brother rob needed to be beaten as a child. He has drug problems. During christmas he got a new computer. Not a fancy 2000 dollar one, but one that was a bit better than his currently. The intention was to give his old computer to my sister whom wanted one too. When he found out this he went down stairs and took a hammer to his old computer, Still thinking if he did this, he would get his new one. My mom said no, it's for my sister now cause he did that. He then broke that computer in a fit of rage. Then tore down the christmas tree then and there. Then the night came and we usually leave our presents under the tree until we decide where to put them. Well my brother had his way with them. And no one gave him a swift, yet justifiably brutal ass beating why? #40 -
notred (12/14/2015) [-] My mom was single at the time. Just her. She was afraid of him. I have a story here >Brother is 20 living with my mom >mom is very poor. Barely making any money >Mom wants to get my brother rob to go to a contracting agency to get one. (literally they give you a job right there) >Rob says he goes but obviously doesnt. Said he didn't get the job >He beats my mom because there isn't enough food. Like punching her in the face >All he does is play LoL and jerks off and is a parasite. >Be me, just called child services on my father who lives across the country from my mom >Dad was sexually abusive towards me for most of my life, I was 2 months from turning 18 at the time. I knew he would abandon me like he did my sister >Call my mom when I was at child protective services. Crying on the phone asking her if I can go there >"Sorry, there isn't any room here. You're brother is staying here for a year" >I tell the child service people to give me a plane ticket home and I'll figure shit out >I sit in a hotel for 2 month before they can do that though. (no foster homes would take me) >go home and knock on my moms door. Brother in his boxers. I can see his ribs, my mom lost a lot of weight as well. First time I seen my mom and brother in several years. >Get a job in the first day of living there to ease my mom's burden >Brother hates this and challenges me >after much aggrevation, cops get called and he isn't allowed back there >Mom says "thank you, I didn't know what I was going to do" >She has the look of somebody on the brink of suicide. My family is so fucked up. I hate my dad, my brother and my twin sister. #171 -
nigeltheoutlaw (12/15/2015) [-] This is a reminder that even with how fucking shitty my childhood was, there is always somebody who had it so much worse than I did. To be honest I don't know how you didn't kill yourself, but I am amazed at your strength to keep going for yourself and your mother. Be strong man, you can do this. Either that or start researching ways to murder people without being caught so you can kill all who have wronged you. Both are good. Ah, that makes sense. I never attempted, mainly because I researched suicide a lot and knew that if I ever tried, I would succeed. Kinda hard to reverse a bullet in the brain or asphyxiation on helium. You would think, but I think many people act poorly to adverse conditions. I think you're still an impressive person, regardless of how you may feel on the matter. Either way man, just remember it gets better eventually. I know that sounds like a lame ass cliche, but given enough time and effort it WILL get better. I know because I escaped my shitty childhood and am on my own now. I'm not happy, but I am far less miserable than I used to be, and that's something. That will hold true for you too. "He beats my mom because there isn't enough food. Like punching her in the face" I don't know for sure if I've ever felt incoherent rage just by reading a comment, but that right there pissed me off as soon as I read it. What kind of sub-human asshole hurts their mother in ANY way? #144 -
anon (12/15/2015) [-] Hire homeless to kick his ass, I'll do it for a place to stay for christmas. Dude I wish I could give you a hug. I feel like a dick. Thought this was going to be some funny tard story. But this isn't funny, it's sad. You don't deserve any of this shit. Where do you live? I want to meet that Rob and punch him in the fucking face Is it getting better? also will you celebrate Christmas this year? wow, that's really cool of you. You're amazing man. I'm glad to hear you're doing better even though we're pretty much strangers, your story was pretty intense . I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and holiday bro. Good luck Check your brother's hard drive. Call the police of you find anything suspicious #196 -
tibaltblacksea (12/15/2015) [-] Goddamnit that's fucking inspirational. Kinda restores my faith in humanity #193 -
pikapoopie (12/15/2015) [-] I don't even now what to say other than your a genuinely great guy. It takes some guts to not follow in the footsteps of those guys. You're goddamn right you are. I would have probably landed myself in jail just to be away from all of that if I were you. But you stayed strong and didn't do something stupid. You were there for your mother. You may be some random stranger on the internet, but just by reading this thread I can already tell that you're a good person, better than most. We need more people in this world like you. We need more people in this world who STRIVE to be like you. You have ALL of my respect. Keep it up. #133 -
sunnyday (12/15/2015) [-] I read this whole thread. Every comment you made. You are the kind of person that restores my faith in humanity. From the sounds of it, you go out of your way to be a good person to others. Even inviting your douchebag brother to Christmas this year too. I know that you said you hadn't spoken to him in 2 years, I doubt I would have either. But you still invited him to Christmas this year despite his behaviour in the past. That's nice of you. You're a nice person. My sister has a drug problem. She has sex with people for money or dope. She has some personality issues as well, stole a lot of money from me to get drugs. I was saving to buy the computer I have right now. she stole 200~ dollars from me. then when I confronted her about it she threw a remote at me and split my head open. I promptley beat the shit out of her. That aside, me and her have gotten along decently for the past while, but she is still a cunt. #83 -
monkeyspaw (12/14/2015) [-] Granted: Your mother did miscarry - the experience traumatized her and she never tried to have another child. You were never born. | ||
| #1365218 - Valentine hates the Institute and the Brotherhood of Ste… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| You're able to SIDE with the minutemen? how did I not know this Of course, the two endings I choose to do are the ones he hates. Oh well. | ||
| #1364898 - Picture | 12/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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thoughtspot (05/29/2015) [-]
if someone were afraid of obama, do you think they'd be Baraknaphobic?
