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#1367854 - Look at me I'm finblob now  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1367855 - eezo (12/18/2015) [-]
Sling me a meme, Spiderdude!
#1367915 - plantain (12/18/2015) [-]
#1367843 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1367850 - volero (12/18/2015) [-]
finblob is back
#1367854 - plantain (12/18/2015) [-]
Look at me

I'm finblob now
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#1367855 - eezo (12/18/2015) [-]
Sling me a meme, Spiderdude!
#1367915 - plantain (12/18/2015) [-]
#58 - Picture 12/18/2015 on Apply cold water on burned... +6
#1367337 - Picture 12/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1367290 - 1) The Witcher series, Mass Effect, Dragon Age (Origins isn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1367292 - porkslapchop (12/17/2015) [-]
Shit man deus ex!! I have never played that.
#12 - >Taking Preston It's like you don't even Ad Victoriam  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Fallout 4 time management +38
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#90 - gruntmastr (12/18/2015) [-]
Preston is an all-round cool guy but I hate his VA for making him sound a lil bit gay. At least when I have Danse it sounds like I'm in Toy Story
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#102 - thealmightyantler (12/18/2015) [-]
the acting for preston is just hands down awful
#3 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Apply cold water on burned... +324
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#88 - darrensankari (12/18/2015) [-]
Great, now he can drive Sony into the ground too.
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#101 - clonedcommando (12/18/2015) [-]
It's funny cause it's true. Kojima hasn't released anything good since MGS3 everything else has been mediocre at best. And people seem to conveniently forget he wasted 100 million dollars and went 3 years over scheduled for MGS 5. Like his work or not that alone is grounds for getting canned... now is Konami behaving like a proper multi-million dollar company? No they are behaving like 12 year olds. So moral of the story both parties are assholes but one is praised while one is vilified.
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#103 - ronyx (12/18/2015) [-]
Looks like someone is having some wrong opinions
#102 - ztron (12/18/2015) [-]
Fuck you Peace Walker was awesome.
#105 - alpako (12/18/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image**hell yea peace walker
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#60 - nukinzerambo (12/18/2015) [-]
Look i know this s gunna be weird but Kojima looks so fucking tired and beaten here...his fair and face looks unkempt
#62 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
what do you expect from a guy that was recently released from a basement dungeon
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#109 - nukinzerambo (12/18/2015) [-]
I dunno
A shower?
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#57 - garymuthafuknoak (12/18/2015) [-]
video source?
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#58 - plantain (12/18/2015) [-]
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#39 - corsairjoshua (12/18/2015) [-]
I'd look at him like that too. He's adorable
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#18 - robdabob (12/18/2015) [-]
i can feel it, the chills. Metal Gear Solid Soundtrack: The Best Is Yet To Come
#76 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
well is there something really coming though?
#1367243 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1367252 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2015) [-]
damn kojima ages like fine wine, he's such a fucking anime character
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#1367283 - thechosentroll (12/17/2015) [-]
He's asian, after all. The older they get, the sexier they get until they turn 50 and suddenly shrink and grow a foot long moustache.
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#1367364 - awesomanium (12/17/2015) [-]
He's 52
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#1367366 - thechosentroll (12/17/2015) [-]
Either this is bullshit or that man dyes every hair on his body daily.
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#1367368 - thechosentroll (12/17/2015) [-]
Jesus Titfucking Christ, he really IS 52. Does this fucker bathe in the blood of newborn children every morning?
#97 - Ayyy 12/17/2015 on Not his type +5
#36 - Ad Victoriam 12/16/2015 on Fallout 4 in a nutshell 0
#33 - Look at all that ketchup. I'm going to be sick. 12/16/2015 on What do you want? +4
#7 - "I should really turn the steering wheel." 12/16/2015 on Last Words +3
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on 2015 for tumblr 0
#26 - captainprincess (12/17/2015) [-]
still true
#16 - Picture 12/16/2015 on 2015 for tumblr +3
#21 - More like a half-truth than anything . 12/16/2015 on Pizza Porn +4
#19 - The Fallout 4 spoilers are a joke. They're not true. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Pizza Porn +9
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#25 - scooterdanny (12/16/2015) [-]
Can confirm, the spoilers i've seen full-chan cough cough are bullshit.
#20 - lmOldGreg (12/16/2015) [-]
As have I, they were true
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#21 - plantain (12/16/2015) [-]
More like a half-truth than anything .
#1366281 - Picture 12/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +8
#339 - So who do you think is going to make it into the final round then?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2015 on /pol/ makes meme magic real 0
#411 - brisineo (12/16/2015) [-]
It's currently a toss up between Rubio, Cruz, and Carson in my eyes. And I don't necessarily mind either of them taking point for the primary.

Each has their good points, and their aggressiveness is generally more well received than Bush, Christie, and Paul. Rubio has his inexperience, and he concerns me with his continuation of info gathering policies, but he has a good understanding of foreign affairs and presents his ideas clearly and to the point. I love Cruz's debating skills and deal-making skills (would make a great Sec. of State) but is a bit short-sighted, dodges questions too much, and becomes condescending and reverts to a lawyer when under pressure. Carson is surprising me as time goes on at how increasingly aggressive he's becoming, and is shaping up to be the most aggressive wartime president of the group, but his understanding of the flawed healthcare service and other bureaucratic associations in the higher up areas, and what they're doing wrong is a necessary thing to have to reform them properly.

In a perfect world, I'd like Rubio as president with most of the candidates currently in his cabinet, but there's a lot of good possibilities to come of this. I can't see Hillary get over her controversial history all the way through, and I expect her dragging down a few people with her when it cracks down.
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#526 - Pompano (12/16/2015) [-]
Cruz as secretary of State? He's a tea party whack who's hated on both sides of the isle. If American politicians don't even want to work with him what makes you think a foreign diplomat would?
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#466 - tsoper (12/16/2015) [-]
Rubio Carson and Cruz all suck.

Id rather vote Hillary if they get to the finals.

Cruz is a religious nuthead.
Carson is a dumbass.
Rubio idk too much about him, but for sone reason i dont like him.

Either Rand Paul or Trump. Id be happy if either of them got elected and paul doesnt have a chance, so Trump it is.

Why Trump? Because he is the definition of a strong leader who wont back down and only stump his opponents. The liberal media tries to kill him but they cant because he is too loud for them. I like Trump. Never does he script his speeches and i agree with a lot of his statements except him being prolife and religious. Which i dont think he is but acts like it for votes.

I like his business tactics and im waiting for him to make America great again like Hitler did Germany. He is pro gun and pro military like everything i stand for. Trump all the way.
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#518 - Ruspanic (12/16/2015) [-]
>like Hitler did Germany
By imposing totalitarianism, militarizing everything, removing "undesirables" via literal genocide and starting a massive aggressive war?

Jesus Christ, dude.

Also how are Rand Paul and Donald Trump even remotely similar
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#524 - tsoper (12/16/2015) [-]
Youre saying those things are bad? I dont think so.

And they arnt similar but i like both of their views since im a libetarian and also pro hitler
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#529 - Ruspanic (12/16/2015) [-]
You've got to be a troll.
Yes, all of those things are bad, and you can't be a libertarian if you support them.
Totalitarianism is literally the opposite of libertarianism.
#478 - gerfox (12/16/2015) [-]
"Like Hitler did Germany"
Hitler drove Germany into the fucking ground.

The reason why Germany became so strong under him was that he didnt give a fuck about financial policy. He took up a huge amount of debt, used it to fund the army, and give people jobs and grant crazy much welfare to the people of Germany to garner popular support. Similar to what the socialists under Mitterand did in France in the early 80s (which failed massively since he couldnt attack anyone to finance further investments) Then he went to war and financed his country by looting and stealing. In the end half of the German industry was dismantled and taken to Russia, and the other half was burnt to the ground. Is that something to aspire to?

It amuses me when people compare Trump and Hitler. Hitler was a nationalistic socialist. Trump is as capitalistic as you get it. They are on opposite sides of the political spectrum when it comes to economic policy.
#329 - To be honest, the only one who doesn't have a significant prob… 12/16/2015 on /pol/ makes meme magic real +2
#1366088 - MORE LIKE "CORRIN IN THE HOUSE", AMIRITE 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#204894 - I'll have to check it out, thanks. That's pretty far to drive …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#204895 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
U bet ur ass it will. I will be driving an hour and a half to go see it.
#12 - You seem moderately peeved.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Friendzoned +14
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#13 - whiteoverblue (12/15/2015) [-]
I had a half dozen of tallboys
#204892 - The only good theater showing it in IMAX is in Brambleton, whi…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#204893 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
Dude, go see it at the Smithsonian. Make sure you see it in a REAL IMAX theater, not at a fake one like Regal or AMC theaters have.
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#204894 - plantain (12/15/2015) [-]
I'll have to check it out, thanks. That's pretty far to drive (1:45), but it would be worth it.
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#204895 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
U bet ur ass it will. I will be driving an hour and a half to go see it.
#204889 - My dad actually got invited to a private showing by a company …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#204891 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm going this Thursday to the Hampton Riverside IMAX. You gonna see it in IMAX or are you a casual?

If you can't see it in IMAX because of 3D, It's cool.
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#204892 - plantain (12/15/2015) [-]
The only good theater showing it in IMAX is in Brambleton, which is about an hour and a half away. I think the theater in the Apple Blossom Mall is showing it in IMAX, but that place sucks.
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#204893 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
Dude, go see it at the Smithsonian. Make sure you see it in a REAL IMAX theater, not at a fake one like Regal or AMC theaters have.
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#204894 - plantain (12/15/2015) [-]
I'll have to check it out, thanks. That's pretty far to drive (1:45), but it would be worth it.
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#204895 - theruse (12/15/2015) [-]
U bet ur ass it will. I will be driving an hour and a half to go see it.
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#1365905 - I spent two hours making Eminem in Skyrim. What do I do now?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1365920 - dredbot (12/15/2015) [-]
>>#1365906, Til You Collapse
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#1365914 - squalllionhart (12/15/2015) [-]
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#1365906 - dorkledumbs (12/15/2015) [-]
Lose Yourself

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#7 - plantain ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#5 - thoughtspot (05/29/2015) [-]
if someone were afraid of obama, do you think they'd be Baraknaphobic?
#1 - plantain ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Nobody will ever see this post.
#3 to #2 - plantain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
*Muffled hallelujahs in background*
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