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#89 - If it could happen, it would take so long it's barely worth ta…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on European future +4
#92 - comradewinter (12/30/2015) [-]
Seeing as most European countries with lenient immigration policies went from <1% Muslim population to nearly 20% in a span from the 70's to today, and with exponentially rising numbers, it's not a farfetched theory, it's a fact. The question isn't begged whether or not the European race will perish, as that is already established, but whether or not the European culture will survive. Some mean immigrants adapt, some mean they mix, others that they don't.

As far as it goes, Europe as we know it is fucked. But that would be conservative talk, as it has been said multiple times. If the newer generations want it, then let them have it. Hopefully I won't be around for it, and I doubt I will, but there is no denying that Europe has a terminal change incoming.
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#93 - plantain (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm not saying Europe's not going to change, because if history shown us anything, it definitely will. I'm saying that European culture and race are both going to survive.

Depending on how the immigrants react, the culture will change but it will remain largely the same. Race will also become more diverse, but it's a simple fact that whites will always outnumber them in those countries. Not that it would really matter if it was just blacks from America.
#95 - comradewinter (12/30/2015) [-]
Whites won't outnumber non-whites if the birth rate for whites remain at ~1.50 and non-whites are higher. In some countries the white birth rate is down to ~1.30. It's not even a sustainable population growth in itself. The only possible way it can decrease is if immigrants reduce theirs to similar levels, but that is a far stretch, and the policies just keep becoming more and more lenient as the immigrant population is allowed to vote for more pro-immigrant politicians. The older immigrant generations might drop in birthrate, but with a steady supply of fresh ones it will remain high. Not to mention the incoming stampede of Gulf citizens when the oil runs dry and/or becomes obsolete. Just imagine a bunch of people used to live in luxury suddenly stagnating, it would simply spell yet another migrant crisis.
#21 - >2015 >Not understanding that Templars are in the r… 12/29/2015 on How to slay dragons +4
#32 - I actually really liked Kylo. I thought his arrogance and emot…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on The Star Wars: Kylo Komp +25
#110 - deronemanwonder (12/30/2015) [-]
>>#107
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#71 - Gandalfthewhite (12/30/2015) [-]
Maybe he's what vader would have been like if he won the fight against Obi Won when he was still in his prime. He'd have carried on being angry and arrogant without the loss to essentially humble him
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#33 - asasqw (12/29/2015) [-]
He is trying to be vader, but has none of the grace from years of war experience, nor anywhere near the level of force mastery vader commanded
#31 - He's supposed to act like a little bitch. Everything about him…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on The Star Wars: Kylo Komp +33
#81 - swiftshadow (12/30/2015) [-]
I think one of the things I found most interesting about him is that he makes the comment about feeling the pull of the light side. I have heard of jedi feeling the pull of the dark side but I never considered it worked both ways.

I thought he seemed bad ass at first. Then we see moments when he throws his temper tantrums that kill that feeling a bit. I think the thing that killed it the most was seeing that hair cut after he removed his helmet. That caught me off guard.

I always felt like Luke was a little bitch through the original trilogy and now he looks like he could be pretty bad ass so it is possible we could see the same kind of change in kylo. I just dread that the entire trilogy is going to mirror the original. If he dies to save a single person then I am going to be pretty upset.
#1373943 - Picture 12/29/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1373804 - Inquisition was 7.5/10 the first time through, 6/10 the second… 12/29/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1373720 - Bioware is turning ME4 into Dragon Age: Inquisition in Space.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1373727 - Gonnafly (12/29/2015) [-]
You mean Game of the year 2014 in space?
#1373804 - plantain (12/29/2015) [-]
Inquisition was 7.5/10 the first time through, 6/10 the second.

Besides, it's not like there was any serious competition for 2014. Dark Souls II was still too niche, and Shadow of Mordor wasn't quite impressive enough to be a serious contender.
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#1373721 - reaperoxide (12/29/2015) [-]
Doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world.
#1373690 - Where were you when Mass Effect got cancer? …  [+] (23 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1373764 - sannukas (12/29/2015) [-]
Star Citizen and No mans sky BTFO by gayoware.
Robert and sony on suicide watch.
#1373739 - epicalania (12/29/2015) [-]
>At space tavern
>Frend burst through airlock holding holotape
>Mass Effect cancer get he say
>no
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#1373782 - danrmanalt (12/29/2015) [-]
is mass erect worth playing?
I've always seen it as cancer, but mostly cause my brother liked it and I've always liked to dislike what he likes, so I honestly have no idea
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#1373826 - awesomanium (12/29/2015) [-]
play it
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#1373794 - Majormario (12/29/2015) [-]
If you like a game that focuses on story and specific characters, who you might grow to like over the course of the game, and if you like making your own choices that have consequences in the future, this is the game for you. The combat, if I remember correctly, isn't anything to shake a stick at until the 2nd and 3rd, but the conversations and characters are top notch.

If you're on the fence, I'd recommend renting the game if you have a console.
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#1373728 - Gonnafly (12/29/2015) [-]
>Explore 100s of solar systems

Was this written by a fucking 1st grader? do you visit all the multiple earths in those solar systems too?
#1373735 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Solar systems and the Solar system are two different things
Why are you so retarded omg wow
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#1373755 - awesomanium (12/29/2015) [-]
>>#1373734,
what no
It's called the Solar System because it's a star system with a star called the Sun (aka Sol) at the centre of it
Hence, Solar System
Gonnafly did nothing wrong
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#1373756 - awesomanium (12/29/2015) [-]
fug I meant planetary system
#1373737 - Gonnafly (12/29/2015) [-]
#1373734 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
It's not entirely incorrect though
Our system is the solar system, and you can call other systems solar systems
Just like our moon is called the moon, and you call other planetary satellites moons as well
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#1373719 - spaceking (12/29/2015) [-]
That sounds really fucking cool tbh.
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#1373710 - Gonnafly (12/29/2015) [-]
>Mako Vehicles

Now that's what I'm talkin about
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#1373707 - adunsaveme (12/29/2015) [-]
Is this a meme? That shit sounds kickass
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#1373712 - adunsaveme (12/29/2015) [-]
Mass Effect: Inquisition
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#1373713 - adunsaveme (12/29/2015) [-]
haha
#1373703 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
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#1373693 - reaperoxide (12/29/2015) [-]
tldr
#1373720 - plantain (12/29/2015) [-]
Bioware is turning ME4 into Dragon Age: Inquisition in Space.
#1373727 - Gonnafly (12/29/2015) [-]
You mean Game of the year 2014 in space?
#1373804 - plantain (12/29/2015) [-]
Inquisition was 7.5/10 the first time through, 6/10 the second.

Besides, it's not like there was any serious competition for 2014. Dark Souls II was still too niche, and Shadow of Mordor wasn't quite impressive enough to be a serious contender.
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#1373721 - reaperoxide (12/29/2015) [-]
Doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world.
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#1373692 - desacabose (12/29/2015) [-]
I've taken surveys like this before and I still don't get why people are upsetti
#47 - That's what many sects of Protestantism believe. I wrote the C… 12/29/2015 on It's only religion y u heff... 0
#46 - That part of the theology is really screwy and kind of open to…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on It's only religion y u heff... +3
#119 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
It's like with an apple or an egg. You have the apple skin, core, and seeds. With an egg you have the egg shell, the egg white and the egg yolk. Individually, they are important makeup of each one, but together they complete it. Father, Son, and Spirit, three, and yet, one. Working as a unit
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#53 - deathstare (12/29/2015) [-]
Wouldn't God want to make his religion straight forward and not open to interpretation?
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#100 - zzzanzitron (12/29/2015) [-]
Quantum shit, zero questions mane.
its a joke mane.
#43 - No, that's what some sects of Protestants believe. Catholics (…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2015 on It's only religion y u heff... +15
#116 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
In the Bible it literally says all sins are equal except blaspheming the Holy Spirit. And there is not one mention of purgatory.
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#45 - thesovereigngrave (12/29/2015) [-]
Wouldn't blasphemy against the Holy Spirit be blasphemy against God himself? Since the Holy Spirit is God, just like the Father and the Son.
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#46 - plantain (12/29/2015) [-]
That part of the theology is really screwy and kind of open to interpretation so long as it works with established doctrine.

The only definitive answer I can give is that the Church teaches that the three members of the Holy Trinity are all one person but separate. I dunno.
#119 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
It's like with an apple or an egg. You have the apple skin, core, and seeds. With an egg you have the egg shell, the egg white and the egg yolk. Individually, they are important makeup of each one, but together they complete it. Father, Son, and Spirit, three, and yet, one. Working as a unit
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#53 - deathstare (12/29/2015) [-]
Wouldn't God want to make his religion straight forward and not open to interpretation?
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#100 - zzzanzitron (12/29/2015) [-]
Quantum shit, zero questions mane.
its a joke mane.
#39 - It's not hentai.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on BEWARE THE COMING WAIFU AGE +1
#41 - smithsan (12/29/2015) [-]
Ive got better not hentai
#125488 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Religion Board -1
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#125492 - dehumanizer (12/29/2015) [-]
Yes america needs more muslims, cant wait till they holohoax the kikes again.
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#11153806 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Happy little board +1
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#11153811 - mvtjets (12/29/2015) [-]
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
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#11153809 - evilicious (12/29/2015) [-]
The cringe was real that day.
#46 - Picture 12/28/2015 on Anna Kendrick -2
#1373099 - Bad Weakest story of the three DA games- it lacks … 12/28/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1373098 - asotil Good Fleshed-out side Characte…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1373099 - plantain (12/28/2015) [-]
Bad

Weakest story of the three DA games- it lacks the high-fantasy mixed with intrigue of Origins, and doesn't have the same personal touch as 2.

Iron Bull- One of the worst and most annoying Bioware companions of all time, up there with James Vega and Mission Vao. Also throws the lore out of the window and makes the Qunari look retarded, compared to Sten and the Arishok's disagreeable but understandable opinions.

Krem- A good idea (which contradicts the lore) done terribly and with a very heavy hand

The ending- I honestly think the ending of the base game is worse than Mass Effect 3 (with EC), it's very anticlimactic and has a boring boss fight. There's also only one possible ending. A huge disappointment compared to the great endings of Dragon Age 2, and the wide selection of options in Origins.

Side Quests- Absolutely atrocious. A terrible example of how to do quests in an open world game. I honestly preferred Skyrim because that at least had some good side quests and the Thieves Guild quest line was great.

Open World- Way too big for no reason. I wouldn't call it empty, but it's not as dense as TW3's or arguably Skyrim's. Progression in some areas is locked behind arbitrary collection quests. To get to an area in the desert place (which houses several quests including Cassandra's personal one), you need to collect shards which is boring as hell. I also dislike the open world in this game because it's success among (I can feel my neckbeard sprouting already) "casual gamers" is already encouraging other games to conform to the Empty Open World trend (eg. MGSV, ME4, etc.).

6.5/10
#11149222 - me IRL  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Happy little board +2
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#11149238 - Sunset (12/27/2015) [-]
poor mick
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#11149226 - xxangelisxx (12/27/2015) [-]
If I wore pink pants, I'd be sad too
#1372210 - Some of you guys are alright. Don't go online today if you are…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +5
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#1372213 - gibusernamepls (12/26/2015) [-]
#1372007 this meme has already been made
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#1372214 - gibusernamepls (12/26/2015) [-]
>>#1372007 I am stupid
#1371245 - Swadia 12/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#4 - And then Albert Einstein walked up and handed him a cool $100.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Mike Tython -31
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#22 - Mesmus (12/24/2015) [-]
people meeting celebrities isn't a miracle
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#6 - ilovehitler (12/24/2015) [-]
I dunno, this doesn't sound that unrealistic. Probably just at a fan-meet type thing, and the dude was just happy not to have someone go completely autistic
#11139117 - same lol 12/24/2015 on Happy little board +2
#11139111 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Happy little board +2
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#11139113 - berniesanders (12/24/2015) [-]
That is blatant racial-profiling and I will be reporting this abhorrent behavior to the admin's Facebook page.
#11139117 - plantain (12/24/2015) [-]
same lol
#22 - You can assume that Finn learned how to use melee weapons duri…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on TRAITOR +1
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#40 - warrenzthehero (12/24/2015) [-]
The thing is, lightsabers are fundamentally different than other melee weapons. They only weigh what, two pounds? Honestly, if you have fine wrist-control, you don't need all the waving about or overhead swings, since all it has to do is touch you. Even in the other films they state that it takes a ton of specific training and practice to use one.

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#7 - plantain ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#5 - thoughtspot (05/29/2015) [-]
if someone were afraid of obama, do you think they'd be Baraknaphobic?
#1 - plantain ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Nobody will ever see this post.
#3 to #2 - plantain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
*Muffled hallelujahs in background*
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