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#61 - Picture 10/07/2015 on Not Mine But I Decided To... -1
#10946742 - Picture 10/07/2015 on Happy little board 0
#4 - Picture 10/07/2015 on Do you even lift? 0
#66 - >DS2 >"Pretty" Cool game though. 10/07/2015 on When I read reviews made by... 0
#33 - You kind of look like Josh Peck.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2015 on Show me what you look like,... +2
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#1099 - tazze (10/08/2015) [-]
Oprah would better watch out the moment I get my driving license
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#366 - keatontheghostfox (10/07/2015) [-]
Kinda does
#86 - They're all babies that haven't grown full fur yet. But don't … 10/07/2015 on How To Cure A Bad Mood +1
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#69 - BRUH  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2015 on How To Cure A Bad Mood +6
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#80 - severepwner (10/07/2015) [-]
Every animal is going to look strange if you shave it weird you fucking cheater.
#86 - plantain (10/07/2015) [-]
They're all babies that haven't grown full fur yet. But don't worry, within a few week sor so, that rabbit will look like this.
#68 - BRUH  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2015 on How To Cure A Bad Mood +5
#69 - plantain (10/07/2015) [-]
BRUH
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#80 - severepwner (10/07/2015) [-]
Every animal is going to look strange if you shave it weird you fucking cheater.
#86 - plantain (10/07/2015) [-]
They're all babies that haven't grown full fur yet. But don't worry, within a few week sor so, that rabbit will look like this.
#67 - Bruh...  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2015 on How To Cure A Bad Mood +5
#68 - plantain (10/07/2015) [-]
BRUH
#69 - plantain (10/07/2015) [-]
BRUH
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#80 - severepwner (10/07/2015) [-]
Every animal is going to look strange if you shave it weird you fucking cheater.
#86 - plantain (10/07/2015) [-]
They're all babies that haven't grown full fur yet. But don't worry, within a few week sor so, that rabbit will look like this.
#1319508 - CRAWLING IN MY SKIINNNN  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1319513 - warioteam (10/07/2015) [-]
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAAAL
#1319415 - You looking to square up, m8? 10/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2015 on pro gun argument... +2
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2015 on pro gun argument... +74
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#1 - >Freakin'  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2015 on Why the fuck you, uh, lying? +5
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#2 - thevaulthunter (10/06/2015) [-]
It's so Obama can laugh about it without being insulted by the media in any way.
#1319263 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1319413 - starkexpanse (10/07/2015) [-]
I liked Ellie.
#10944568 - Picture 10/06/2015 on Happy little board +3
#1319253 - If you played the first two, Inquisition will seem a lot bette… 10/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#163 - I've thought about the name Wolfgang, but that might be a bit…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2015 on Sweden 0
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#164 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Ah, yes, there is that.

My wife pretty much lets me pick whatever names I want.

She did vote for Heinrich over Friedrich.

BTW-For entertainment purposes, their full names are:

WILHELM FRIEDRICH RUDOLF SCHWARTZMANN

HEINRICH RÜDIGER KONRAD SCHWARTZMANN

SIEGFRIED HELMUT VOLKMAR SCHWARTZMANN

WOLFGANG GÜNTHER DIETRICH SCHWARTZMANN

WENDELINE ADELHEID BRÜNHILDE SCHWARTZMANN

*Last name changed to protect the innocent.
#161 - Awesome choice of name. I've always wanted to name my future k…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Sweden 0
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#162 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
We currently have Wilhelm, Heinrich, Siegfried, and waiting on a Wolfgang or Wendeline.

The kids are half Asian thanks to waifu.

But they have a very German surname.

So when we go out and they are listed on paperwork at all, it looks like the roster fro the Nuremberg Trials. But it's a bunch of gooks! lol
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#163 - plantain (10/06/2015) [-]
I've thought about the name Wolfgang, but that might be a bit out there for most girls in the States to consider! Anyway, I've (hopefully) got years to think out my strategy.
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#164 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Ah, yes, there is that.

My wife pretty much lets me pick whatever names I want.

She did vote for Heinrich over Friedrich.

BTW-For entertainment purposes, their full names are:

WILHELM FRIEDRICH RUDOLF SCHWARTZMANN

HEINRICH RÜDIGER KONRAD SCHWARTZMANN

SIEGFRIED HELMUT VOLKMAR SCHWARTZMANN

WOLFGANG GÜNTHER DIETRICH SCHWARTZMANN

WENDELINE ADELHEID BRÜNHILDE SCHWARTZMANN

*Last name changed to protect the innocent.
#159 - Is that really so bad though? It sounds like a sort of Youth G…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Sweden 0
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#160 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Well, let us just hope the pic is wrong.

Definitely not the dad though in that pic.

But it does mention older dudes there with younger girls, so...

BTW-Love the German Empire and Kaiser Wilhelm pic. He is where my eldest son got his name.
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#161 - plantain (10/06/2015) [-]
Awesome choice of name. I've always wanted to name my future kids something reflecting my background (I'm German/Swedish on my mom's side, Irish/Portuguese on my dad's, with English on both sides), but it's a bit hard to find names that sound modern enough and that fit with my surname.

The names I've been thinking of were Anders or Frederick for a boy, and Elise or Claire for a girl.
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#162 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
We currently have Wilhelm, Heinrich, Siegfried, and waiting on a Wolfgang or Wendeline.

The kids are half Asian thanks to waifu.

But they have a very German surname.

So when we go out and they are listed on paperwork at all, it looks like the roster fro the Nuremberg Trials. But it's a bunch of gooks! lol
User avatar
#163 - plantain (10/06/2015) [-]
I've thought about the name Wolfgang, but that might be a bit out there for most girls in the States to consider! Anyway, I've (hopefully) got years to think out my strategy.
User avatar
#164 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Ah, yes, there is that.

My wife pretty much lets me pick whatever names I want.

She did vote for Heinrich over Friedrich.

BTW-For entertainment purposes, their full names are:

WILHELM FRIEDRICH RUDOLF SCHWARTZMANN

HEINRICH RÜDIGER KONRAD SCHWARTZMANN

SIEGFRIED HELMUT VOLKMAR SCHWARTZMANN

WOLFGANG GÜNTHER DIETRICH SCHWARTZMANN

WENDELINE ADELHEID BRÜNHILDE SCHWARTZMANN

*Last name changed to protect the innocent.
#8 - www.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2015 on Free Trial +3
#13 - therwasno (10/05/2015) [-]
xvideos and xhamster are actually the two biggest tupe porn sites this man know the rest actually just stealing
#129 - Yeah, the article is fake. I think they're actually father an…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/05/2015 on Sweden +1
#159 - plantain (10/06/2015) [-]
Is that really so bad though? It sounds like a sort of Youth Group like what my Church has.

I'll admit though, I was worried when I saw your post. Kudos for finding it.
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#160 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Well, let us just hope the pic is wrong.

Definitely not the dad though in that pic.

But it does mention older dudes there with younger girls, so...

BTW-Love the German Empire and Kaiser Wilhelm pic. He is where my eldest son got his name.
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#161 - plantain (10/06/2015) [-]
Awesome choice of name. I've always wanted to name my future kids something reflecting my background (I'm German/Swedish on my mom's side, Irish/Portuguese on my dad's, with English on both sides), but it's a bit hard to find names that sound modern enough and that fit with my surname.

The names I've been thinking of were Anders or Frederick for a boy, and Elise or Claire for a girl.
User avatar
#162 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
We currently have Wilhelm, Heinrich, Siegfried, and waiting on a Wolfgang or Wendeline.

The kids are half Asian thanks to waifu.

But they have a very German surname.

So when we go out and they are listed on paperwork at all, it looks like the roster fro the Nuremberg Trials. But it's a bunch of gooks! lol
User avatar
#163 - plantain (10/06/2015) [-]
I've thought about the name Wolfgang, but that might be a bit out there for most girls in the States to consider! Anyway, I've (hopefully) got years to think out my strategy.
User avatar
#164 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
Ah, yes, there is that.

My wife pretty much lets me pick whatever names I want.

She did vote for Heinrich over Friedrich.

BTW-For entertainment purposes, their full names are:

WILHELM FRIEDRICH RUDOLF SCHWARTZMANN

HEINRICH RÜDIGER KONRAD SCHWARTZMANN

SIEGFRIED HELMUT VOLKMAR SCHWARTZMANN

WOLFGANG GÜNTHER DIETRICH SCHWARTZMANN

WENDELINE ADELHEID BRÜNHILDE SCHWARTZMANN

*Last name changed to protect the innocent.
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#130 - enslavedyouth (10/05/2015) [-]
I choose to believe you.
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#7 - plantain ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#5 - thoughtspot (05/29/2015) [-]
if someone were afraid of obama, do you think they'd be Baraknaphobic?
#1 - plantain ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Nobody will ever see this post.
#3 to #2 - plantain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
*Muffled hallelujahs in background*
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