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Date Signed Up:10/19/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#24 - I'm sorry dude, but have you talked to your doctor.? …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2015 on how to pick up the ladies +12
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#26 - envinite (12/02/2015) [-]
Well, my jokes are really not that far - just some pussy-blocking jokes. I mean, since I did this kind of humor all the time, if she can't handle some it, I guess I'd rather stick with masturbational regret than get my dick wet followed with stupid drama.
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#27 - plantain (12/02/2015) [-]
It's not her not being able to handle it, she just thought you weren't interested and were brushing her off with humor.
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#28 - envinite (12/02/2015) [-]
Thank God I'm retarded.
#1356153 - The Dark Side ending was so much better.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1356154 - eezo (12/02/2015) [-]
I think if they just had Revan and Bastilla watching the celebrations from afar and then they walked off to the Hawk, it'd have been much better
#1356138 - thematthew sonnyboii I ended up going with… 12/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1356137 - Does it crash during a movie scene?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1356151 - eezo (12/02/2015) [-]
Nope
#1356058 - Witcher 2: Chapter 1 Spoilers It's been a full day…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1356124 - reaperoxide (12/02/2015) [-]
ROCHE
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#1356138 - plantain (12/02/2015) [-]
thematthew sonnyboii
I ended up going with Iorveth. I just thought it fit the story a bit better.

Of course, some time after I buy and beat Wild Hunt, I'll probably come back to this to side with Roche.
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#1356061 - sonnyboii (12/02/2015) [-]
I went with iorveth i dont mind elves and roche was kind of a cunt. Whoever you choose though you have different areas from what i know iorveths was a bit boring, but i never tried the other
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#1356125 - reaperoxide (12/02/2015) [-]
ur a fuking cunt m8 who do ye think ye r talking shat about me boy roche. roche is a lot better than ivorveth and i sided with the elves in W1. fight me m9 u wont
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#1356059 - thematthew (12/02/2015) [-]
roche, he's best waifu
#71 - Post pics 12/01/2015 on Anon tries some pick-up lines +1
#29 - >tfw that glitch was only present for people who didn't ins… 12/01/2015 on German Shepards have 238lbs... +3
#32 - The Director's Cut is good. 12/01/2015 on Gross +1
#1355777 - Arkham City is 5 bucks if you haven't already played it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1355781 - machiavellianhumor (12/01/2015) [-]
i dont have a ps3. i just bought a ps4 and im waiting for it to be shipped. i got the star wars game though. i dont really want to play it
#130 - Get out of here, Spider 12/01/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 66) +6
#1355659 - Witcher 2: Chapter 1 Spoilers Iorveth or Roche? I h…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1355687 - reaperoxide (12/01/2015) [-]
I liked Roche.
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#1355661 - drldrl (12/01/2015) [-]
I didn't do a second playthrough with Roch but Iorveth was very satisfying if you can get around him being a dickface sometimes.
#1355615 - Mad Max, The Witcher 3, GTA V, Skyrim, and Wolfenstein are all… 12/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#203593 - I got a lot out of this.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#203594 - alstorp (12/01/2015) [-]
What the fuck is up with his eye
#203598 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
probably from the last time he got pepper sprayed.
#163639 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#163659 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
holy shit, he looks like he aged 78 years.
#163641 - kekat (12/01/2015) [-]
jesus christ his face looks like a fucking scallop squash
#13 - (film) Connor's not in it. 12/01/2015 on 2016 big year 0
#4 - I expected it to it the girl. Instead, I got rage-in…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Best frisbie guys +8
#13 - einsampibroch (12/01/2015) [-]
I am here to serve the Emporer! What shall we do with these incompetents?
#1355451 - This isn't what I wanted.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1355454 - beroty (12/01/2015) [-]
#1355447 - Picture 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1355442 - You know what I want.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1355445 - beroty (11/30/2015) [-]
nhentai.net/g/139808/
adunsaveme i know you are lurking for it too
#1355511 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Dank you
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#1355455 - adunsaveme (12/01/2015) [-]
>fat ugly dom man

trash discarded
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#1355456 - beroty (12/01/2015) [-]
>implying you didn't read everything
don't lie to me you slut
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#1355458 - adunsaveme (12/01/2015) [-]
no
#1355451 - plantain (11/30/2015) [-]
This isn't what I wanted.
#1355454 - beroty (12/01/2015) [-]
#1355448 - adunsaveme (11/30/2015) [-]
#115 - +5 biebergotswag 11/30/2015 on FJ Favorite User Contest +6
#114 - ayyyy 11/30/2015 on FJ Favorite User Contest 0
#1355416 - PC is a dead system, bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1355417 - asotil (11/30/2015) [-]
Shit sorry I forgot Wii U killed it like Killer is Dead killed videogames
#10 - Thanks Facebook 11/30/2015 on Things that are wrong with... +5
#1355400 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1355403 - eezo (11/30/2015) [-]
I can't believe you have the GAUL to insult Caesar, btw
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#1355401 - eezo (11/30/2015) [-]
We're gettin' rough in here
#2 - Picture 11/30/2015 on The reason behind... +5

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#7 - plantain ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#5 - thoughtspot (05/29/2015) [-]
if someone were afraid of obama, do you think they'd be Baraknaphobic?
#1 - plantain ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Nobody will ever see this post.
#3 to #2 - plantain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
*Muffled hallelujahs in background*
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