Crook will remember that.

You didn't invent it you just ruined it

Here in my settlement, just modding this new X-01 Mk. VI Power Armor here. It’s fun to use up here in Sanctuary Hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Experience Points. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these 47 new perks I got after gaining 4700 new experience points. It’s like the famous Pre-War industrialist, Robert House, says: “Success depends on forethought, dispassionate calculation of probabilities, accounting for every stray variable.”
Now maybe you’ve heard my radio broadcast where I talk about how I level up at least once per day. You know, I level up once per day not to show off, again, it’s about the Experience Points. In fact, the real reason I keep this X-01 Mk. VI Power Armor here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it seems like it wasn’t that long ago that I was put in a vault underneath the ground, frozen for hundreds of years, before seeing my wife shot in front of my eyes and my child taken from me while I was powerless to stop it.
But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I emerged from the underground vault and ran into Dogmeat, and then Codsworth, and a few more companions; I found 13 companions! And they showed me what they did to gain experience points. Again, it’s not just about bottlecaps, it’s about the good life: HP, XP, companion affection and settlement happiness. And so I recorded this holodisk, it’s actually in my data terminal, and you can pop it into your Pip-Boy and it’ll show you three things that all of these companions taught me. Three things that you can implement today, no matter where you are in the Wasteland.
Now, this isn’t a fast level-up exploit or an infinite caps glitch. You know, as they say, if things sound too good to be true they probably are. I’m not saying that tomorrow you’ll be able to go out there and find your own X-01 Mk. VI Power Armor set, but what I am telling you is that it could happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I recorded a little two minute recording on a holodisk. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional; I just made it here with my Pip-Boy 3000 Mark IV, but its real! Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important radial quests you can do today, so pop the holodisk into your terminal.
Do it, it’s completely free, invest in yourself. Always be curious, don’t be a cynic, okay? People see holodisks like this and say: “Oh that’s not real, it must be for somebody else.” Don’t listen. Don’t listen! Be an optimist! If you’re a cynic like those people over at the Institute, if you’re a pessimist like that guy Kellog, you don’t need to hear this holodisk. Heh, don’t worry about it; I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody that knows there’s a better perk around the corner of your next level-up, the dream is possible, you know? For some of you listening, it’s not necessarily a X-01 Mk. VI Power Armor, it could be a new Fat Man launcher, or a new opportunity like starting your own settlement. Maybe it’s a new lifestyle as a ghoul, without so much stress about rads; traveling the Wastes and doing the things you know you’re destined to do. You can’t do those unless you understand the level grind. Experience points? I don’t call it XP anymore, I call them fusion units. You must have enough fusion units to power your quest and live out your destiny.
So, I’ll see you in your terminal, it’s a short holodisk you’ll see there, absolutely free, so just pop it in, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. Not because anything of me, but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from companions, companions many levels ahead of me not just in perks, although I love perks, but also in quests. So, let me share with you the three tips that I learned from my companions that have made all the difference in my life.

You didn't invent it you just ruined it

Here in my settlement, just modding this new X-01 Mk. VI Power Armor here. It’s fun to use up here in Sanctuary Hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Experience Points. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these 47 new perks I got after gaining 4700 new experience points. It’s like the famous Pre-War industrialist, Robert House, says: “Success depends on forethought, dispassionate calculation of probabilities, accounting for every stray variable.”
Now maybe you’ve heard my radio broadcast where I talk about how I level up at least once per day. You know, I level up once per day not to show off, again, it’s about the Experience Points. In fact, the real reason I keep this X-01 Mk. VI Power Armor here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it seems like it wasn’t that long ago that I was put in a vault underneath the ground, frozen for hundreds of years, before seeing my wife shot in front of my eyes and my child taken from me while I was powerless to stop it.
But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I emerged from the underground vault and ran into Dogmeat, and then Codsworth, and a few more companions; I found 13 companions! And they showed me what they did to gain experience points. Again, it’s not just about bottlecaps, it’s about the good life: HP, XP, companion affection and settlement happiness. And so I recorded this holodisk, it’s actually in my data terminal, and you can pop it into your Pip-Boy and it’ll show you three things that all of these companions taught me. Three things that you can implement today, no matter where you are in the Wasteland.
Now, this isn’t a fast level-up exploit or an infinite caps glitch. You know, as they say, if things sound too good to be true they probably are. I’m not saying that tomorrow you’ll be able to go out there and find your own X-01 Mk. VI Power Armor set, but what I am telling you is that it could happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I recorded a little two minute recording on a holodisk. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional; I just made it here with my Pip-Boy 3000 Mark IV, but its real! Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important radial quests you can do today, so pop the holodisk into your terminal.
Do it, it’s completely free, invest in yourself. Always be curious, don’t be a cynic, okay? People see holodisks like this and say: “Oh that’s not real, it must be for somebody else.” Don’t listen. Don’t listen! Be an optimist! If you’re a cynic like those people over at the Institute, if you’re a pessimist like that guy Kellog, you don’t need to hear this holodisk. Heh, don’t worry about it; I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody that knows there’s a better perk around the corner of your next level-up, the dream is possible, you know? For some of you listening, it’s not necessarily a X-01 Mk. VI Power Armor, it could be a new Fat Man launcher, or a new opportunity like starting your own settlement. Maybe it’s a new lifestyle as a ghoul, without so much stress about rads; traveling the Wastes and doing the things you know you’re destined to do. You can’t do those unless you understand the level grind. Experience points? I don’t call it XP anymore, I call them fusion units. You must have enough fusion units to power your quest and live out your destiny.
So, I’ll see you in your terminal, it’s a short holodisk you’ll see there, absolutely free, so just pop it in, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. Not because anything of me, but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from companions, companions many levels ahead of me not just in perks, although I love perks, but also in quests. So, let me share with you the three tips that I learned from my companions that have made all the difference in my life.

Tyrion was great in ADwD, imo. You say he hates everyone almost everyone for no reason but I think he's been quite reasonably angry. Over the series he's been:
-Ridiculed endlessly
-Abducted several times
-Been put on trial multiple times
-He's been beaten
-Betrayed by his loved ones
-Got no recognition for him saving the city from Stannis what so ever.
-etc

So I think it's justifiable angry, I would think. I agree the boat ride got a bit dull a some point but while he was with that female dwarf, who's brother was killed because of him, that part I loved.

And I think it made a lot of sense for Arya to end up in Braavos, it was to be expected the moment she got that coin from whatshisname. Arya has always been a fighter and assassination just really fits her preferred combat style and body build.

And Daenarys just straight up bores me, sits in her palace making dumb decisions while she complains. Maybe now that she's out of Mereen again and found by a Khalasar it'll get interesting again.

TL;DR: I loved ADwD and I hated AFFC, too much Briënne of farts.

Thanks for the mention.

I, like many others, think that A Feast for Crows is the worse in the series. Not that it's bad per se, but it really just feels like a bridge between 3 and 5 rather than a good independent book. The whole Iron Islands thing was cool and completely missed out on in the TV series though (however they've stated they're gonna add more focus to that for season 6).
Well, Arya has compulsively stated the name of people that has hurt those that she loves each night for a long time. I think the reason she joined the Faceless Men is plain and simply that they might grant her the power to more easily kill those she hates.
And yeah, Daenarys chapters are usually fairly good. It's the character I don't like. She was good in the first book/season because back then she was a sweet girl who did her best with a terrible situation. Now she constantly makes bad decisions, undermines others and acts like she deserves everything. And seeing how surprisingly well that's still going it bothers me that she might just actually deserve everything simply because she is "the chosen one".

that isn't someone slamming their dick on the keyboard!?!?

she had dialogue? i know her nose does, but i didn't know she herself had any.

Yes, but you can only access it if you're running Minecraft: Story Mode and Borderlands 2 in the background.

Thank God I'm retarded.