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#1360346 - Definitely The Witcher 3, though you might want to play 2 firs… 12/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1360343 - You only play as her in the Riddler sidequests. She probably g… 12/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1360234 - >December 6th, 2015 >Want to play some vidya gaymes…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1360327 - asotil (12/06/2015) [-]
Videogames:

You can either buy an expensive rig and be unable to play videogames, or you can play them in 13p at AFPS without issue
#1360300 - oxidoferroso (12/06/2015) [-]
Enjoy your mods, faggolio
#1360219 - I'm like 85% sure that Batman won't be the protagonist, so it …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1360222 - sphincterface (12/06/2015) [-]
See I like that game,maybe a game where you play as Commissioner Gordon or something. But it just won't work for Batman.
#1360065 - ******* VIKING RAIDERS GET THE **** OF… 12/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#1360052 - Asking for a friend, Mad Max or Just Cause 3 for PS4?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1360094 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
I played both and I'd say go for Mad Max.
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#1360071 - reaperoxide (12/06/2015) [-]
Just Cause 3 seems like the better choice.
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#1360061 - squalllionhart (12/06/2015) [-]
Just max 3
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#1360059 - manofparody (12/06/2015) [-]
Just Cause 3. Mad Max is boring and bland, at least Just Cause has massive explosions and able to ride ontop of airplanes and shit.
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#1360058 - adunsaveme (12/06/2015) [-]
just cause 3
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#1360056 - BmanX (12/06/2015) [-]
As someone who has played neither, just cause 3
#1360054 - desacabose (12/06/2015) [-]
#1360049 - Were there really bugs? I thought it was just severe lag on th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1360055 - BmanX (12/06/2015) [-]
That's kind of a bug
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#1360153 - ifaptoit (12/06/2015) [-]
ITS A FUCKING FEATURE
#1360048 - The Wolf Among Us 12/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1359563 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1359567 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Fr tbh fam
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#1359585 - Darianvincent (12/05/2015) [-]
smfh tbqhwu fam
#1359554 - Yeah. My original plan was to wait to buy Syndicate until the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1359555 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
I've played maybe an hour of syndicate because I decided to buy witcher 3 for my other console, and I've been playing that quite a bit
#1359548 - Not yet. I used what I'd saved up for AC:Syndicate and Fallout…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1359549 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
Should've gotten tw3 over ac, fam. any rpg over non-rpg
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#1359554 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah. My original plan was to wait to buy Syndicate until the Jack the Ripper DLC came out, so it would have seen a drop in price and I could experience all the content at once. But I'm a huge fan of the series, and my willpower crumbled.

Of course, that also leaves me with the dilemma of Uncharted 4... I guess I'm just going to have to work harder at finding odd jobs around the neighborhood. I don't have time to work a steady job until the Summer because of school.
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#1359555 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
I've played maybe an hour of syndicate because I decided to buy witcher 3 for my other console, and I've been playing that quite a bit
#1359545 - I'm on Ioverth's right now, actually. I thought it was really …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1359546 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
You're referring to Roche being left high and dry ? Yeah it kinda sucks, I do like the multiple paths though. You played W3?
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#1359548 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
Not yet. I used what I'd saved up for AC:Syndicate and Fallout 4, because I didn't think I'd be able to run TW2 on my PC. I tried tweaking the settings and I managed to get to work. Now I'm kicking myself for not setting aside more for TW3.
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#1359549 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
Should've gotten tw3 over ac, fam. any rpg over non-rpg
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#1359554 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah. My original plan was to wait to buy Syndicate until the Jack the Ripper DLC came out, so it would have seen a drop in price and I could experience all the content at once. But I'm a huge fan of the series, and my willpower crumbled.

Of course, that also leaves me with the dilemma of Uncharted 4... I guess I'm just going to have to work harder at finding odd jobs around the neighborhood. I don't have time to work a steady job until the Summer because of school.
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#1359555 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
I've played maybe an hour of syndicate because I decided to buy witcher 3 for my other console, and I've been playing that quite a bit
#1359542 - From TW2  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1359543 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
Oh right that nerd, he's aight. You do Iorveths path yet?
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#1359545 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
I'm on Ioverth's right now, actually. I thought it was really cool how even though Geralt leaves him high and dry, he still helps you out.
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#1359546 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
You're referring to Roche being left high and dry ? Yeah it kinda sucks, I do like the multiple paths though. You played W3?
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#1359548 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
Not yet. I used what I'd saved up for AC:Syndicate and Fallout 4, because I didn't think I'd be able to run TW2 on my PC. I tried tweaking the settings and I managed to get to work. Now I'm kicking myself for not setting aside more for TW3.
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#1359549 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
Should've gotten tw3 over ac, fam. any rpg over non-rpg
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#1359554 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah. My original plan was to wait to buy Syndicate until the Jack the Ripper DLC came out, so it would have seen a drop in price and I could experience all the content at once. But I'm a huge fan of the series, and my willpower crumbled.

Of course, that also leaves me with the dilemma of Uncharted 4... I guess I'm just going to have to work harder at finding odd jobs around the neighborhood. I don't have time to work a steady job until the Summer because of school.
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#1359555 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
I've played maybe an hour of syndicate because I decided to buy witcher 3 for my other console, and I've been playing that quite a bit
#1359530 - Roche really is a Broche.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1359535 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
Who?
#1359542 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
From TW2
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#1359543 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
Oh right that nerd, he's aight. You do Iorveths path yet?
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#1359545 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
I'm on Ioverth's right now, actually. I thought it was really cool how even though Geralt leaves him high and dry, he still helps you out.
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#1359546 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
You're referring to Roche being left high and dry ? Yeah it kinda sucks, I do like the multiple paths though. You played W3?
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#1359548 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
Not yet. I used what I'd saved up for AC:Syndicate and Fallout 4, because I didn't think I'd be able to run TW2 on my PC. I tried tweaking the settings and I managed to get to work. Now I'm kicking myself for not setting aside more for TW3.
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#1359549 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
Should've gotten tw3 over ac, fam. any rpg over non-rpg
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#1359554 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah. My original plan was to wait to buy Syndicate until the Jack the Ripper DLC came out, so it would have seen a drop in price and I could experience all the content at once. But I'm a huge fan of the series, and my willpower crumbled.

Of course, that also leaves me with the dilemma of Uncharted 4... I guess I'm just going to have to work harder at finding odd jobs around the neighborhood. I don't have time to work a steady job until the Summer because of school.
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#1359555 - ohemgeezus (12/05/2015) [-]
I've played maybe an hour of syndicate because I decided to buy witcher 3 for my other console, and I've been playing that quite a bit
#1359470 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1359488 - alstorp (12/05/2015) [-]
How desperate can you get
#1359474 - squalllionhart (12/05/2015) [-]
#7 - Storytime please.  [+] (17 new replies) 12/05/2015 on When Admin Fixes Stuff +10
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#9 - illustratorgirl (12/05/2015) [-]
It was a blind date.The plan was to go see a movie and then have dinner. It was when the first X-men movie came out, so I was stoked to go see it. He talked through the whole movie and kept trying to cop a feel. I declined going to dinner. The next day he turned up with a massive floral arrangement with teddy bears and stuff, told me he loved me and wanted to marry me. I said no (obviously) and refused his offerings. He stalked me for a couple of weeks, but then got the message and left me alone.
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#68 - enlightednatzie (12/05/2015) [-]
Was he also a nice guy?
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#54 - commencingfailure (12/05/2015) [-]
No way this happened/10.

Yea really though noone would have asked you to "marry him" after 1 date, let alone a date where you DECLINED to go to dinner with him. If you're going to lie at least be subtle.
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#59 - zombieloan (12/05/2015) [-]
Ive met a few indian guys who proposed to me after talking with me 30 minutes even going so far as to tell me to leave my current boyfriend for them. Them's some audacious bastards
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#70 - enlightednatzie (12/05/2015) [-]
Lol my mom got alot of horny messages from indian dudes alll the time on facebook.
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#71 - zombieloan (12/05/2015) [-]
Indian dudes are really pushy and weird
Indian americans are fine but like the native indians ive encountered , like 95% are ridiculously self inflated and obnoxious to deal with

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#72 - enlightednatzie (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah my mom had to block them and make her facebook page private because that shit happened every day from different indians. Its like india has run out of women and the males left try their luck with western women over internet. I think that india has a culture of where the paarents decide which girl a boy should marry so they dont have to practice their social skills with women.
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#73 - zombieloan (12/05/2015) [-]
that and ive also heard that indian culture is like a "first come first served" mentality
like everything there is just "go go go" so they end up with a sense of entitlement and crushing others underfoot to get what they want
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#56 - alfonshister (12/05/2015) [-]
I've seen worse people on the internet.

Careful who you call a liar.
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#23 - gedoushinken (12/05/2015) [-]
How did you even meet this guy?
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#25 - illustratorgirl (12/05/2015) [-]
A person I know from my local coffee shop knew I was single so she set me up with her son. I had been single for a while so thought fuck it why not.
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#26 - gedoushinken (12/05/2015) [-]
I hope this crappy experience wouldn't prevent you from having any future dates.
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#27 - illustratorgirl (12/05/2015) [-]
Absolutely not, though I have become wary of letting people know where I live until I get to know them better.
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#29 - gedoushinken (12/05/2015) [-]
10 Psycho Ex-Lovers Who Will Keep You Single | TWISTED TENS
Wise choice.
#13 - ashketchup (12/05/2015) [-]
yfw
#10 - mechanicexplain (12/05/2015) [-]
This is like seeing the other side of an extremely unfortunate greentext.
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#12 - slimscheibe (12/05/2015) [-]
With the part that makes her out to be the shitty person somehow.
#196 - I'd suggest looking into the Insanity Routine. I know some rea… 12/05/2015 on Do you even lift? 0
#193 - Start off with a lower number, work your way up.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Do you even lift? 0
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#195 - deltoraquest (12/05/2015) [-]
1 push-up, 1 sit-up, 1 squat and a 100m run every single day
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#196 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
I'd suggest looking into the Insanity Routine. I know some really skinny dudes who used that as a gateway into bulking up because it really trains your body.
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#192 - deltoraquest (12/05/2015) [-]
I can't even do 10 push ups, that's how weak I am
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#213 - severepwner (12/05/2015) [-]
Then do 10 sets of 10 pushups.
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#201 - thejusticar (12/05/2015) [-]
do about 15 pushups a day, before breakfast do 5, lunch 5 and dinner 5, during that time try to do atleast a 2 mile walk or jog. try and squeeze in a situp or 2 just for good measure. and once you can do 5 push ups no problem, up it to 8, then 10, and increase until you are comfortable doing about 20. at that point start doing things to make it more difficult, such as jogging with weights, putting a 10lbs pad on your back when doing pushups or even scraping money together to go to a gym. these are just a few small ideas for cheap easy work outs at home. these wont make you into a fit god, it will just make you more inshape or healthy. also a good thing to do instead of jogging might be jumping jacks or something like that.
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#205 - deltoraquest (12/05/2015) [-]
ok this sounds good, I'll start this tomorrow unless someone comes up with a better regime
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#206 - thejusticar (12/05/2015) [-]
alright mane, good luck gettin fit.
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#193 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
Start off with a lower number, work your way up.
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#195 - deltoraquest (12/05/2015) [-]
1 push-up, 1 sit-up, 1 squat and a 100m run every single day
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#196 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
I'd suggest looking into the Insanity Routine. I know some really skinny dudes who used that as a gateway into bulking up because it really trains your body.
#204039 - Both, imo. Your coworker is a dick for deleting your…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#204047 - theruse (12/05/2015) [-]
They all got together and decided to delete my shit, it wasn't just the guy who deleted it.
#1359344 - I only remember there being a big uproar when Unity launched b… 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1359338 - Rook is the username I use for almost everything. 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1359325 - Actually, scratch that. Go with AC: Black Flag. I forgot that …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1359337 - machiavellianhumor (12/05/2015) [-]
idk i've been staying away from assassins creed every since sjws kept crying about it not having girls or something. i forget
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#1359344 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
I only remember there being a big uproar when Unity launched because there were no female assassins in multiplayer. They thought that in multiplayer each player controlled Arno and one of three unique protagonists. Of course, Ubisoft later came out and clarified that everyone just played as Arno, which earned them the ire of other people too, but let's not get into that.

What really set the SJWS off happened before Ubisoft clarified the multiplayer. Some poor Ubisoft guy who probably knew jack shit about the game said that there were no female assassins in multiplayer because "women were too hard to animate".

Anyway, Black Flag is a fucking fantastic game and has nearly everything you're looking for. It's a 9/10 game to me.
#1359322 - In that case, you might like AC: Syndicate. I know a lot of pe… 12/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1359155 - The Last of Us is fantastic. I only picked it up because I lov…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1359208 - machiavellianhumor (12/04/2015) [-]
yeah but im not looking for like monster or horror games. or rather to put it a different way bleak or depressing world games.
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#1359325 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
Actually, scratch that. Go with AC: Black Flag. I forgot that it's on PS4.
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#1359337 - machiavellianhumor (12/05/2015) [-]
idk i've been staying away from assassins creed every since sjws kept crying about it not having girls or something. i forget
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#1359344 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
I only remember there being a big uproar when Unity launched because there were no female assassins in multiplayer. They thought that in multiplayer each player controlled Arno and one of three unique protagonists. Of course, Ubisoft later came out and clarified that everyone just played as Arno, which earned them the ire of other people too, but let's not get into that.

What really set the SJWS off happened before Ubisoft clarified the multiplayer. Some poor Ubisoft guy who probably knew jack shit about the game said that there were no female assassins in multiplayer because "women were too hard to animate".

Anyway, Black Flag is a fucking fantastic game and has nearly everything you're looking for. It's a 9/10 game to me.
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#1359322 - plantain (12/05/2015) [-]
In that case, you might like AC: Syndicate. I know a lot of people hate the franchise, but I'm a fan who was very underwhelmed by Unity but really liked Syndicate.

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#7 - plantain ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#5 - thoughtspot (05/29/2015) [-]
if someone were afraid of obama, do you think they'd be Baraknaphobic?
#1 - plantain ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Nobody will ever see this post.
#3 to #2 - plantain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
*Muffled hallelujahs in background*
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