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#1362504 - Yeah, I know. And he promised to leave and never be heard of a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1362505 - ohemgeezus (12/10/2015) [-]
If you plan on importing your save file into Witcher 3, I'd strongly recommend not killing him, no matter how much you hate him
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#1362509 - plantain (12/10/2015) [-]
For story benefits or does he make the game easier? I've already kicked his ass, so I'm just asking out of curiosity.
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#1362513 - ohemgeezus (12/10/2015) [-]
He helps you at a certain point making that part a bit easier so long as you've done a certain thing to make him available
#1362474 - I might have misunderstood what he was saying, but he was kill…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1362476 - confusedasian (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I read that as you agreed with him in hating magic users, but I don't remember him hating anyone. So, I got thrown off.
#1362469 - I heard him out, but I just didn't agree with him. I mean, I h…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1362503 - ohemgeezus (12/10/2015) [-]
His allegence isn't to Nilfgaard, he's simply a mercenary that they hired
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#1362504 - plantain (12/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know. And he promised to leave and never be heard of again, but I just didn't forgive him for working with them.
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#1362505 - ohemgeezus (12/10/2015) [-]
If you plan on importing your save file into Witcher 3, I'd strongly recommend not killing him, no matter how much you hate him
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#1362509 - plantain (12/10/2015) [-]
For story benefits or does he make the game easier? I've already kicked his ass, so I'm just asking out of curiosity.
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#1362513 - ohemgeezus (12/10/2015) [-]
He helps you at a certain point making that part a bit easier so long as you've done a certain thing to make him available
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#1362481 - reaperoxide (12/10/2015) [-]
I remember really liking the Sorceress but still ended up not killing him. Can't remember what he said though was awhile ago. All I know is that I got him to help me in Witcher 3.
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#1362485 - confusedasian (12/10/2015) [-]
Awesome God HES IN WITCHER 3
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#1362489 - reaperoxide (12/10/2015) [-]
As long as you didn't kill him. You find him hiding out at some farm/houses/place after someone hires you to clear the monsters out. He ends up being one of the people who help you. Have you played 3?
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#1362491 - confusedasian (12/10/2015) [-]
I need munies for the boat to Skelige, but at this time I'm not playing. I'm finishing Arkham Knight.
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#1362492 - reaperoxide (12/10/2015) [-]
Ahh I was just being careful last comment not to say too much incase you hadn't.
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#1362488 - confusedasian (12/10/2015) [-]
Aw man the skip to thing doesn't work. Just go to 2:18
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#1362471 - confusedasian (12/09/2015) [-]
? I thought he was killing kings and shit. The magic users were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. It's been months since I played Witcher 2 though.
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#1362474 - plantain (12/09/2015) [-]
I might have misunderstood what he was saying, but he was killing kings to weaken the Northern Kingdoms so Nilfgaard could invade. In doing so, he cast suspicion on the sorcerers, which undermined their victory at Sodden where tons of sorcerers died pushing back Nilfgaard.
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#1362476 - confusedasian (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I read that as you agreed with him in hating magic users, but I don't remember him hating anyone. So, I got thrown off.
#1362463 - >Fighting Letho in TW2 >Spend most of the fight rol…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1362466 - thechosentroll (12/09/2015) [-]
>Killing Letho

You disgust me.
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#1362469 - plantain (12/09/2015) [-]
I heard him out, but I just didn't agree with him. I mean, I hate the sorcerers/esses as much as the next guy, but I don't like Nilfgaard either.
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#1362503 - ohemgeezus (12/10/2015) [-]
His allegence isn't to Nilfgaard, he's simply a mercenary that they hired
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#1362504 - plantain (12/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know. And he promised to leave and never be heard of again, but I just didn't forgive him for working with them.
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#1362505 - ohemgeezus (12/10/2015) [-]
If you plan on importing your save file into Witcher 3, I'd strongly recommend not killing him, no matter how much you hate him
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#1362509 - plantain (12/10/2015) [-]
For story benefits or does he make the game easier? I've already kicked his ass, so I'm just asking out of curiosity.
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#1362513 - ohemgeezus (12/10/2015) [-]
He helps you at a certain point making that part a bit easier so long as you've done a certain thing to make him available
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#1362481 - reaperoxide (12/10/2015) [-]
I remember really liking the Sorceress but still ended up not killing him. Can't remember what he said though was awhile ago. All I know is that I got him to help me in Witcher 3.
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#1362485 - confusedasian (12/10/2015) [-]
Awesome God HES IN WITCHER 3
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#1362489 - reaperoxide (12/10/2015) [-]
As long as you didn't kill him. You find him hiding out at some farm/houses/place after someone hires you to clear the monsters out. He ends up being one of the people who help you. Have you played 3?
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#1362491 - confusedasian (12/10/2015) [-]
I need munies for the boat to Skelige, but at this time I'm not playing. I'm finishing Arkham Knight.
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#1362492 - reaperoxide (12/10/2015) [-]
Ahh I was just being careful last comment not to say too much incase you hadn't.
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#1362488 - confusedasian (12/10/2015) [-]
Aw man the skip to thing doesn't work. Just go to 2:18
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#1362471 - confusedasian (12/09/2015) [-]
? I thought he was killing kings and shit. The magic users were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. It's been months since I played Witcher 2 though.
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#1362474 - plantain (12/09/2015) [-]
I might have misunderstood what he was saying, but he was killing kings to weaken the Northern Kingdoms so Nilfgaard could invade. In doing so, he cast suspicion on the sorcerers, which undermined their victory at Sodden where tons of sorcerers died pushing back Nilfgaard.
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#1362476 - confusedasian (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I read that as you agreed with him in hating magic users, but I don't remember him hating anyone. So, I got thrown off.
#42 - Which makes sense. The Confederate Flag is a symbol of revolut… 12/09/2015 on Not my opinion +28
#1362417 - Picture 12/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1362413 - eezo IRL  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1362418 - Gonnafly (12/09/2015) [-]
eezo IRL
#1362432 - dragondust (12/09/2015) [-]
#1362416 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
I know where you've been.
#1362417 - plantain (12/09/2015) [-]
#40 - What state do you live in? I'm in Virginia and no one ever does that.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on How to spot the Free +1
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#43 - yaybacon (12/09/2015) [-]
Texas doesn't do that either. We just shoot our revolvers in the air and throw our ten gallon hats.
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#41 - snakephallus (12/09/2015) [-]
I live in South Jersey.
#88 - I started typing a reply, but then I realized how futile it wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on Random Twitter Reposts #1 +1
#89 - arolexion (12/09/2015) [-]
Directly? None, However its a growing problem in todays society, much larger than you'd even imagine.
#70 - God I hate this argument. It's like people saying they only ca…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Random Twitter Reposts #1 +1
#84 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
To be fair the jews are actually only ONE of the semite races, which also includes the Arabs, the Kurds, and the Turks, among others.
#77 - arolexion (12/09/2015) [-]
Hmm? I don't hate black people, and i can and WILL bow as a terms of respect towards a black MAN, but never to a nigger, a black man doesn't go around killing/doing drug deals/stealing and saying nigger 30000000 times a day plus all the other stupid stereotypical shit they do, a black man knows society doesn't owe him or me anything, and he works for what he has, he takes care of his family and raises his kids, he has real dreams Not ghetto rapper bullshit he wants to achieve and does so.

But alas yes, I am heavily against media sponsored forced race mixing? What is this you ask? Its how in the movies and music videos and even celebrities are often portrayed in the program as "Race Mixing" Look up the scandal that happened with Denzel Washington because he refused to make love scenes with a white woman because he was tired of all the sponsored race mixing.

If being against race mixing makes me a racist, then so be it.
I'm not entirely against it however, if you love a woman because she's the one that's always pushed you forward, never held you down from a dream but instead cheered you on, and always brightens your day, is not a gold digger and you both have been able to keep a healthy relationship for some time, then by all means marry her no matter what her skin color is.
However don't go around saying "I love me some white girls hurr hurr" Or, "I love me some black girls hurrdurr" just because you see things like this frequently in movies or similar. That just makes you a dumb ass.

And FYI right now white people have actually become a minority in many parts of the world, why? Because white people Excluding trailer trash/white trash etc. are responsible, we don't get nearly as much government help and we know we need to keep our families small because of the economy, so white couples will usually have 2 ~ 3 kids, whereas black people especially those from the ghetto's/hoods have from 5 ~ 8 kids, because "Another kid, another dollar" from governmental help/benefits.

Sounds racist? Too bad, its the truth. Offended? Good, grow up and put your big boy pants on, we live in a country where freedom of speech is unappreciated.

PROVE. ME. WRONG. FAGGOT.
#88 - plantain (12/09/2015) [-]
I started typing a reply, but then I realized how futile it was. You're not going to change your mind, as shown by those obnoxious and self-righteous final lines. I don't care enough to waste my time arguing when I could be enjoying life undisturbed by the "le evil blacks" and "muh PC 'Murica".

I will ask you this: how much do any of the things you just mentioned affect you when you step outside? Don't bother replying, I'm not going to answer. Just think about it.
#89 - arolexion (12/09/2015) [-]
Directly? None, However its a growing problem in todays society, much larger than you'd even imagine.
#1362121 - >BURNING DAMAGE 12/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1361670 - I haven't played in a while, so I just assumed it worked liek … 12/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1 - Picture 12/08/2015 on c thru +5
#1361665 - Did you complete the Bleak Falls Barrow quest?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1361668 - chillybean (12/08/2015) [-]
well, if you actually take a moment to read it, my comment says i have the dialogue option for it, which you have to do the Dragonstone quest for it, and the quest to kill the dragon at the tower.
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#1361670 - plantain (12/08/2015) [-]
I haven't played in a while, so I just assumed it worked liek it did in Oblivion, where you got the dialogue option but couldn't actually buy the house until you fulfilled some requirements.

If you really want Breezehome, you could try doing the Battle of Whiterun while siding with the Stormcloaks. The steward will be replaced, and hopefully that will fix the bug.
#101 - Just talk to them like you would anyone else, just tone down t… 12/08/2015 on IMO +2
#18 - Picture 12/08/2015 on Anon watches Nathan For You +1
#4 - >Borders closed Trump confirmed for 2016. 12/08/2015 on Another doomsday prediction +7
#1361439 - Quen dispels effects?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1361619 - ohemgeezus (12/08/2015) [-]
As the others said, it removes all ailments but instantly breaks the shield so you're open to damage right after
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#1361452 - unikornking (12/08/2015) [-]
It dispels poison, I don't know about all effects though
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#1361499 - maddboiy (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah it puts out fire and other status effects as well
#204300 - Post a picture. 12/08/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#1361417 - >Multiple large enemies that explode on death >Encl… 12/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1361410 - >When you kill an enemy but you die because of the status e…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#1361460 - thematthew (12/08/2015) [-]
>enemy that spawns tedious to kill enemies
#1361434 - ohemgeezus (12/08/2015) [-]
>Quen exists
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#1361594 - Lewx (12/08/2015) [-]
That fucking picture perfectly describes the VGA's
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#1361598 - ohemgeezus (12/08/2015) [-]
It truly does, that part where it comes from with that woman being a drunk idiot is probably the most fucked part
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#1361599 - Lewx (12/08/2015) [-]
> a girl from something that barely qualifies as a video game wins an award for performance over MARK FUCKING HAMMIL AS THE JOKER.
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#1361439 - plantain (12/08/2015) [-]
Quen dispels effects?
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#1361619 - ohemgeezus (12/08/2015) [-]
As the others said, it removes all ailments but instantly breaks the shield so you're open to damage right after
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#1361452 - unikornking (12/08/2015) [-]
It dispels poison, I don't know about all effects though
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#1361499 - maddboiy (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah it puts out fire and other status effects as well
#1361411 - nickypickle (12/08/2015) [-]
>kill boss
>die in credits
#1361511 - deipotent (12/08/2015) [-]
>easily defeat boss
>get ass handed to you in the following cutscene
>lose all your gear
>spend remainder of game preparing for rematch
>NPC's comment on how badly you got beat
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#1361429 - desacabose (12/08/2015) [-]
thanks dmc3
#1361417 - plantain (12/08/2015) [-]
>Multiple large enemies that explode on death
>Enclosed space
#450 - He's crying in the beginning, so his parents or whoever grab h… 12/08/2015 on Politically Incorrect #2 0
#432 - They're trying to wash his eyes out, you dip.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Politically Incorrect #2 +2
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#448 - yourbaus (12/08/2015) [-]
i can wash my eyes out too, and i don't even need to be teargased
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#450 - plantain (12/08/2015) [-]
He's crying in the beginning, so his parents or whoever grab his head and pour water in his eyes to stop the burning.

You're trying too hard to see the worst in these people.
#3 - That's the whole picture, mate.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on flowers +4
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#5 - skateabuga (12/07/2015) [-]
Is it from a show?
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#17 - uguuu (12/08/2015) [-]
Upotte!! manga with animoot adaptation and stuff maybe
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on Ratburger +122
#13 - olizandri (12/08/2015) [-]
/pol/ + /k/

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#7 - plantain ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
#5 - thoughtspot (05/29/2015) [-]
if someone were afraid of obama, do you think they'd be Baraknaphobic?
#1 - plantain ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Nobody will ever see this post.
#3 to #2 - plantain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
*Muffled hallelujahs in background*
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