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Date Signed Up:10/19/2014
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#1193123 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... -2
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#1193152 - jettom (12/13/2015) [-]
Luppi lol
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#1193141 - redclover (12/13/2015) [-]
did he go dumpster diving or something?
#1193143 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
nah, just to benka's house
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#1193162 - redclover (12/13/2015) [-]
fucking savage
#1364425 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1364435 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
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#1364447 - superchrischan (12/13/2015) [-]
I should masterbate to some r34 of something
#1364449 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
You should tbh fam
#1193121 - Picture 12/13/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
#110 - I don't know then. When I was 13, I knew a girl who was my age… 12/13/2015 on 14 at heart 0
#108 - Picture 12/13/2015 on 14 at heart 0
#105 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2015 on 14 at heart 0
#107 - compared (12/13/2015) [-]
#108 - plantain (12/13/2015) [-]
#102 - Mentally. I also looked worse, but that doesn't really matter.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2015 on 14 at heart 0
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#106 - imalex (12/13/2015) [-]
kek.

well yeah, shes pretty mature tho, tbh im probably more cildish than she is..
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#110 - plantain (12/13/2015) [-]
I don't know then. When I was 13, I knew a girl who was my age who was dating a 17-18 year old guy. I remember thinking it was really weird, and she was definitely a bit of a floozy, but the guy seemed nice enough and they got along.

Only you really have enough knowledge to make that decision. If I knew your girl, then I could weigh in with a more educated opinion, but it's up to you to weigh the pros and cons.

IMO, it's not quite as weird as if I went out and started dating a 10 year old.
#92 - ***************** . I'm 15 and even I can tell that ther…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/13/2015 on 14 at heart 0
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#108 - plantain (12/13/2015) [-]
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#101 - imalex (12/13/2015) [-]
are you talking physically or mentally?
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#102 - plantain (12/13/2015) [-]
Mentally. I also looked worse, but that doesn't really matter.
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#106 - imalex (12/13/2015) [-]
kek.

well yeah, shes pretty mature tho, tbh im probably more cildish than she is..
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#110 - plantain (12/13/2015) [-]
I don't know then. When I was 13, I knew a girl who was my age who was dating a 17-18 year old guy. I remember thinking it was really weird, and she was definitely a bit of a floozy, but the guy seemed nice enough and they got along.

Only you really have enough knowledge to make that decision. If I knew your girl, then I could weigh in with a more educated opinion, but it's up to you to weigh the pros and cons.

IMO, it's not quite as weird as if I went out and started dating a 10 year old.
#31 - Slight push? It's nothing. Thrusting them deliberately toward … 12/12/2015 on Bitch 0
#49 - I've only heard of HIM ******* over his GFs. He once to…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Whiteknighting compilation +12
#168 - newall (12/13/2015) [-]
I had to stop reading it I was physically cringing.

I'm not even making a joke here but where does he fall on the spectrum?
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#130 - goddamnwizard (12/13/2015) [-]
I'd be happy if he got shot during a robbery.
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#51 - fjaggot (12/12/2015) [-]
Damn. I just watched that seizure vid it's clearly fake and cringy as fuck
#23 - yfw  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Whiteknighting compilation +85
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#1363840 - HAYSTACKS CONFIRMED  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1364258 - Lewx (12/13/2015) [-]
Christ, why did they have to drag Fassbender into this.
That guy is way too cool for what's definitely gonna be a shit movie.
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#1363851 - BmanX (12/12/2015) [-]
If there is even one Leap of Faith into a haystack in this movie, I will call it a success
#1363809 - Garrus' voice actor is ******* everywhere in Fallout 4.…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1364265 - Lewx (12/13/2015) [-]
Right?
It's so fucking annoying.
I mean, I loved him as Garrus, but not only am I having a hard time seperating him from Garrus, but the fact that he's everywhere deals a serious blow to the immersion.
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#1363852 - whathaveyoudone (12/12/2015) [-]
just like Liem O'Brien in NV
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#1363843 - youngneil (12/12/2015) [-]
Think Desdemona is the Imperial bitch from Skyrim.
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#1363825 - adunsaveme (12/12/2015) [-]
he does 2 voices
#1363713 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1363891 - manofparody (12/12/2015) [-]
#1363734 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Wincest 100
#10 - No police were killed. 12/12/2015 on Burned by Boris 0
#1363492 - Filled it out.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1363493 - fuckyouto (12/11/2015) [-]
**fuckyouto used "*roll picture*"**
**fuckyouto rolled image**Thanks Bro!
#1363487 - Definitely Fallout. 12/11/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1192836 - Picture 12/11/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1363197 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1363198 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
I love Monopoly money
#1363098 - Picture 12/11/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/11/2015 on I'm SICK of FJ cock blockers +39
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#59 - sedativechunk (12/11/2015) [-]
Funnier than the post
#37 - bann (12/11/2015) [-]
I always like the dumbass remark you can make to nick when he discusses his difficulties adujsting to diamond city. "How can you stand being around these bigots??"

Nick is legit the only exception to all synth's being evil that you know about at that point in the game. There may be more, I haven't gotten that far yet It's hardly bigotry if every other synth you've met was actually evil.
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#193 - basalm (12/13/2015) [-]
Two sides to every story Freund.
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
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#58 - scorcho (12/11/2015) [-]
that's not true. gen 1 and 2 synths are mindless machines, but nick has a human mind just like gen 3 synths. and those are not all inherently evil, just like not all humans are evil.
#195 - bann (12/14/2015) [-]
O I know that, I mean at the point in the game where you can prompt that question, your character has probably not met any other synth yet
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#48 - meambob (12/11/2015) [-]
the best is the little bit of snark you get when you go "wait you're a robot?"
#34 - Story time, please.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2015 on was it a good idea? +6
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#41 - alarubra (12/10/2015) [-]
>>#10 It's an old joke.
#145 - senseiweasel (12/11/2015) [-]
#11 - Picture  [+] (28 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Realistic energy weapons mod +743
#136 - shao (12/12/2015) [-]
Half expected a darude sandstorm at the end. Then again, the meme finally dying (thank god)
#134 - supersixfourr (12/11/2015) [-]
Now imagine this being a mod for Star Wars Battlefront
#128 - frostbeard (12/11/2015) [-]
semi auto - if that's the correct term for firing 5 bullets per trigger
still need to learn how to edit properly
#129 - justtocomment (12/11/2015) [-]
Semi auto is one shot per trigger pull, no pump or bolt action between.
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#131 - frostbeard (12/11/2015) [-]
oh ok, thx
but is there a phrase for what I've said before?
#132 - justtocomment (12/11/2015) [-]
Selective fire.
#123 - dtheman (12/11/2015) [-]
MY INSIDES!!!
#122 - kurawolf (12/11/2015) [-]
**kurawolf used "*roll picture*"**
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#119 - relvel (12/11/2015) [-]
It sounds like you're talking to an old RPG character. Fuck you, Flowey.
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#115 - enixproduction (12/11/2015) [-]
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And the sound

They here me aaaaaa
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#105 - thebtardist (12/11/2015) [-]
That slowed down pew at the end
#66 - bann (12/11/2015) [-]
At :37...that slow mo pew is the best
#58 - steelplatypus (12/11/2015) [-]
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#62 - YoDawgIHeardU (12/11/2015) [-]
Do you happen to know what skit that is from?
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#76 - ctsasquatch (12/11/2015) [-]
Pretty sure it's one of the "scared straight" skits.
#63 - steelplatypus (12/11/2015) [-]
No idea honestly, just another gif that's been sitting in my reaction folder forever
#56 - myreadyassyolk (12/11/2015) [-]
It's hilarious until it sounds like when a crazy enemy in Pikmin does an attack that kills and you hear like 20 pikmin spirit away.
#111 - ygdosst (12/11/2015) [-]
Fuck this guy...
#54 - malifauxdeux (12/11/2015) [-]
what does the laser musket sounds like? Is it like PREWWWW?
#37 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
It sounds like Undertale character speaking.
#36 - thebaconstripman (12/11/2015) [-]
I completely lost my shit when the shots in VATS went slowmo.
#61 - jengiveshead (12/11/2015) [-]
You can say that again.
#32 - maximtiger (12/11/2015) [-]
#27 - schneidend (12/10/2015) [-]
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#13 - tobyonekenoby (12/10/2015) [-]
the slowmo pew ;D
#12 - woofman (12/10/2015) [-]
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#133 - nikolaier (12/11/2015) [-]
I still have notfinished pyjama sam.
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#90 - kanduhuskedetder (12/11/2015) [-]
Oh shit it's Pyjama Sam!
#1362874 - Picture 12/10/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +9
#1362509 - For story benefits or does he make the game easier? I've alrea…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1362513 - ohemgeezus (12/10/2015) [-]
He helps you at a certain point making that part a bit easier so long as you've done a certain thing to make him available
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#7 - plantain ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
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User avatar #6 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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#5 - thoughtspot (05/29/2015) [-]
if someone were afraid of obama, do you think they'd be Baraknaphobic?
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#1 - plantain ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Nobody will ever see this post.
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#3 to #2 - plantain ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
*Muffled hallelujahs in background*
 
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