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pizzapastasaurous

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: marshallbritannic
Date Signed Up:6/25/2011
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:England
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Five foot ten, black straight hair, blue eyes and pale skin.
>inb4 NEET

At University at the moment, studying Psychology and Philosophy; ayy.

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#28 - Normans are mainly Saxon; they were the ruling class they didn…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Last names 0
User avatar #95 - pipeworks (01/06/2015) [-]
They were descendants of Viking settlers in Northern France, creating a sort of weird viking-french hybrid.

Norman as a name means just that- the people from Normandy. So the ancestors of dashgamer were Normans who probably moved to England.
User avatar #313 - pizzapastasaurous (01/06/2015) [-]
It wasn't just random generic vikings, they came from Sjaelland/Denmark and the natural peoples from that region are Saxons, Norse, Jutes and Angles.

And like I said; they were conquerors so they brought their families/warriors and peasants with them. If his family moved with William the Bastard its highly unlikely that he even has Frankish genes.
#6 - Its because she is lawful evil. 12/30/2014 on Janeway still best captain 0
#14 - Its because Christian genocides all that didn't convert. Its a… 12/25/2014 on Christ In Christmas, must... 0
#99 - Skinhead 12/23/2014 on round two! 0
#56 - Not that I know of, I live on a small island; so I doubt it. 12/20/2014 on Customers from hell 0
#15 - I worked at KFC for a school work experience course. A women c…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Customers from hell +3
#33 - fefe (12/20/2014) [-]
Was she from PETA?
User avatar #56 - pizzapastasaurous (12/20/2014) [-]
Not that I know of, I live on a small island; so I doubt it.
#20 - nsfwanon (12/20/2014) [-]
I had a vegetarian lesbian couple come up to me in work before (McD's) and ask for a vegetarian happy meal. Obviously we don't do those (You'd think they'd know that judging by the size of em'). So anyway, I tell them and by god do they rage. They were going off on one about calling the manager and complaining but after saying 'I'm sorry, I'm not the one who makes the menu' they finally got it and wobbled out. Made my coworker have to stop serving other people and go out back to crumble to the floor laughing at the whole thing... It was a fun day.
User avatar #49 - moorgar (12/20/2014) [-]
i am not a vegan, but don´t McD serve Vegiburgers, salad and cut fruit? i meat i saw something like that last time i was in town
#68 - nsfwanon (12/21/2014) [-]
We do sell those things, but it's because it was a happy meal they went off on one. Making their kids choices for them before they can do it themselves. All we can do is sub the fries in the HM for a fruit bag or carrot sticks, it's not like a full meal where you can have veggie stuff as the main part
User avatar #18 - ohgodwaitimatheist (12/20/2014) [-]
KFT
#28 - Thank you s-senpai. 12/18/2014 on Take important notes 0
#6 - WAIT, what is this anime!? I love it and can't remember.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Take important notes +1
#9 - lildo (12/18/2014) [-]
Satan decides to have a temp
#7 - fefe (12/18/2014) [-]
The Devil is a Part-Timer
User avatar #12 - natemose (12/18/2014) [-]
Or "Hataraku Maō-sama"
User avatar #28 - pizzapastasaurous (12/18/2014) [-]
Thank you s-senpai.
#9 - [Citation needed]  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Unique perspectives in history -7
User avatar #12 - wotterpatch (12/17/2014) [-]
Bruh, that's practically common knowledge. If you've ever seen the actual video it's clear he wasn't killed
#36 - fefe (12/17/2014) [-]
No one knows what happened to him though.
User avatar #11 - hudis (12/17/2014) [-]
#84 - I always hate this Scotland is Nordic **** , a Scotsman … 12/16/2014 on Scotland +4
#29 - Oh you meant in the film; I thought you meant the Galaxy as a whole.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on I wanna be one 0
User avatar #30 - shadowmaul (12/06/2014) [-]
oh well i meant in the film *possibly* its not out yet so maybe im wrong
#27 - No there are other forces, like the Separatist Holdouts, or th…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on I wanna be one 0
User avatar #28 - shadowmaul (12/06/2014) [-]
im talking about the empires controlled space being split in half, you cant count the dozens of other empires like the chiss or the sith remnants because they dont fully get involved
User avatar #29 - pizzapastasaurous (12/06/2014) [-]
Oh you meant in the film; I thought you meant the Galaxy as a whole.
User avatar #30 - shadowmaul (12/06/2014) [-]
oh well i meant in the film *possibly* its not out yet so maybe im wrong
#25 - Thats true, but I wouldn't want to live in that time in genera…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2014 on I wanna be one 0
User avatar #26 - shadowmaul (12/06/2014) [-]
if im not mistaken its just another war as far as im aware with hal the galaxy supporting a new empire and the other half for the republic
User avatar #27 - pizzapastasaurous (12/06/2014) [-]
No there are other forces, like the Separatist Holdouts, or the Chiss Empire. The Rebellion only owned a VERY small part of the galaxy after the fall of the Empire.
User avatar #28 - shadowmaul (12/06/2014) [-]
im talking about the empires controlled space being split in half, you cant count the dozens of other empires like the chiss or the sith remnants because they dont fully get involved
User avatar #29 - pizzapastasaurous (12/06/2014) [-]
Oh you meant in the film; I thought you meant the Galaxy as a whole.
User avatar #30 - shadowmaul (12/06/2014) [-]
oh well i meant in the film *possibly* its not out yet so maybe im wrong
#21 - Gray Jedi walk alone; they are outcast by the Jedi and Sith. A…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2014 on I wanna be one 0
User avatar #22 - shadowmaul (12/05/2014) [-]
they are outcasts in the old republic but when luke recreates the order the gray replaces the jedi
User avatar #25 - pizzapastasaurous (12/06/2014) [-]
Thats true, but I wouldn't want to live in that time in general. Considering how the Rebel Republic is getting its ass kicked, (at least in the old canon, I don't know with the new films).
User avatar #26 - shadowmaul (12/06/2014) [-]
if im not mistaken its just another war as far as im aware with hal the galaxy supporting a new empire and the other half for the republic
User avatar #27 - pizzapastasaurous (12/06/2014) [-]
No there are other forces, like the Separatist Holdouts, or the Chiss Empire. The Rebellion only owned a VERY small part of the galaxy after the fall of the Empire.
User avatar #28 - shadowmaul (12/06/2014) [-]
im talking about the empires controlled space being split in half, you cant count the dozens of other empires like the chiss or the sith remnants because they dont fully get involved
User avatar #29 - pizzapastasaurous (12/06/2014) [-]
Oh you meant in the film; I thought you meant the Galaxy as a whole.
User avatar #30 - shadowmaul (12/06/2014) [-]
oh well i meant in the film *possibly* its not out yet so maybe im wrong
#3 - In the old AD&D books the first rule is: "The DM is a… 12/04/2014 on not edgy enough 4 me -1
#29 - Albania or Romania 11/30/2014 on In a nutshell 0
#27 - I would feel repulsed; honestly homo-sex is vulgar to me. But … 11/30/2014 on Question for a straight male 0
#4307 - **pizzapastasaurous rolls 951,435,422** 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
#96 - No they don't but they do have shorter lives*. It's worth poin…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Space Wars +4
User avatar #119 - wotterpatch (11/29/2014) [-]
they grow from a fetus to men in their twenties or thirties in a decade. They only live a very short life
User avatar #205 - yorker (11/29/2014) [-]
no, no. just no.
they usually age at 2 years.
User avatar #206 - wotterpatch (11/29/2014) [-]
mate, your comment makes less sense than mine


"At the age of ten, a clone was resembled a young Jango Fett in his early twenties, and was thus fit and prepared for combat"
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Clone_trooper
User avatar #207 - yorker (11/29/2014) [-]
That's what I'm fucking saying retard, they age at two years each year
User avatar #208 - wotterpatch (11/29/2014) [-]
They age twice as fast.

"They age at two years" sounds like they turn into fully grown combat troops on their second birthday
User avatar #209 - yorker (11/29/2014) [-]
one human year- ages by one year
one clone trooper year- ages by two years
it doesn't continue doubling idiot.
clones that have been around 15 years resemble 30 year olds
User avatar #210 - wotterpatch (11/29/2014) [-]
Yea, i know that. I'm not an idiot

What you said, "they usually age at 2 years" makes no fucking sense
#79 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Well That Explains a Lot +1
#83 - bulwark Comment deleted by pizzapastasaurous
#108 - Jesus was white, Jews are Caucasians (or at least the tribe th… 11/29/2014 on Mothdafucuking shot fired -2
#39 - Its the Reserve Army, I am in the Combat Engineers; doing this… 11/28/2014 on whats your job? +1
#32 - Territorial Army (UK)  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on whats your job? 0
User avatar #37 - manderakaco (11/28/2014) [-]
What is territorial army equivalent to? Like a certian branch?
User avatar #39 - pizzapastasaurous (11/28/2014) [-]
Its the Reserve Army, I am in the Combat Engineers; doing this whilst also being at Uni. So that when I go career ill get some brownie points.
#27 - Wish pill. >wish for immortality (not invincibility as … 11/27/2014 on Choice Games Channel! 0
#19 - I sent you a request. 11/27/2014 on 10 Commandments of Games... 0
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#43 - desacabose ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #39 - loopymoomoo ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
dis ***** doesnt like dank webm comps
User avatar #40 to #39 - pizzapastasaurous (03/22/2015) [-]
Watchu talking about f00l?
User avatar #37 - Falkor (02/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #34 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Hi! I hope you have a great night, and a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #35 to #34 - pizzapastasaurous (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo, thanks dawg. You alright
User avatar #36 to #35 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Thanks homie.
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