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#16 - Thanks OP, I am reinstalling my copy of it now; I am now abash…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Non-Nostalgiahype Morrowind... +1
#17 - lordnerevar (11/05/2014) [-]
I believe in you.
#20 - Having a waifu doesn't necessarily mean he likes the Chinese c… 11/05/2014 on jesus fucking christ +3
#57 - Sir, we've warped into the Sol System; the planets are now orb… 11/05/2014 on some mecha and kaiju size... 0
#52 - Lol I read it as 5,000 KM. In this case its nice to s…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on some mecha and kaiju size... 0
User avatar #56 - gildemoono (11/04/2014) [-]
Jesus 5000 km.

"Sir, Infinity is exiting slipspace"

"Good, wake me up when we're done exiting slipspace"
User avatar #57 - pizzapastasaurous (11/05/2014) [-]
Sir, we've warped into the Sol System; the planets are now orbiting us!
#51 - Unfortunately yes, though I infinitely endorse the concept of … 11/04/2014 on some mecha and kaiju size... 0
#8 - I personally prefer High Charity. "High Charity.. BY THE …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/04/2014 on some mecha and kaiju size... +1
#41 - vvthegreats (11/04/2014) [-]
Is the UNSC Infinity not bigger than High Charity?
User avatar #51 - pizzapastasaurous (11/04/2014) [-]
Unfortunately yes, though I infinitely endorse the concept of a Holy City that is classified as a "Fleet Carrier". Only we all know the Infinitely is a complete cop-out, would taking decades to finish, and hundreds of thousands of technicians.
User avatar #49 - gildemoono (11/04/2014) [-]
the Infinity is about 5.7 km long, High charity is 464 km long. The key difference is the infinity is a warship whereas High charity is the Covenant's capital city.
User avatar #52 - pizzapastasaurous (11/04/2014) [-]
Lol I read it as 5,000 KM.

In this case its nice to see I was wrong.
User avatar #56 - gildemoono (11/04/2014) [-]
Jesus 5000 km.

"Sir, Infinity is exiting slipspace"

"Good, wake me up when we're done exiting slipspace"
User avatar #57 - pizzapastasaurous (11/05/2014) [-]
Sir, we've warped into the Sol System; the planets are now orbiting us!
#62 - Yes the region should have been dissected by ethnic groups, li… 10/29/2014 on Amusing News 0
#56 - Well lets not forget that pre-WW2 the Middle East was ruled by…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Amusing News 0
User avatar #59 - thatoneiranianguy (10/29/2014) [-]
www.amazon.com/dp/0805088091/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1UPPKHZLLSR41&coliid=I127NK3HABVMCR

Although involved as history is linear in the domino effect, the Middle East as it is today is a result of how the Allies handled the dissecting of the middle east - which resulted in the recently stabilized region turning into a broken region. Similar to Africa.
User avatar #62 - pizzapastasaurous (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes the region should have been dissected by ethnic groups, like the Kurds, they should have their own state.
#38 - You know; I was happy to write off how Islam in the Middle Eas…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Amusing News +1
User avatar #49 - thatoneiranianguy (10/29/2014) [-]
It has been for awhile - just no one talks about it. Things started getting bad after WWI, got to the worse height possible during the 50's-80's when we started sponsoring far right islamic radicals to topple governments.
User avatar #56 - pizzapastasaurous (10/29/2014) [-]
Well lets not forget that pre-WW2 the Middle East was ruled by various Christian Empires, then if we go back into 100s of years the Arabic World has always been brutal -- A mix of ethnic, religious and geographical issues. Its never been a stable area since the introduction of Islam.

As a result of this instability Islam has is inherently violent and was established through force of arms.
User avatar #59 - thatoneiranianguy (10/29/2014) [-]
www.amazon.com/dp/0805088091/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1UPPKHZLLSR41&coliid=I127NK3HABVMCR

Although involved as history is linear in the domino effect, the Middle East as it is today is a result of how the Allies handled the dissecting of the middle east - which resulted in the recently stabilized region turning into a broken region. Similar to Africa.
User avatar #62 - pizzapastasaurous (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes the region should have been dissected by ethnic groups, like the Kurds, they should have their own state.
#8 - Well the vast majority of people are English, the highest immi… 10/14/2014 on New Jersey 0
#3 - No its **** I live there, also its 60% English, n…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2014 on New Jersey 0
User avatar #6 - snakephallus (10/14/2014) [-]
South Jersey is best Jersey.
User avatar #5 - newsmyrna (10/14/2014) [-]
I lived in Jersey for the first 19yrs of my life and I never met an English person or Polish, mostly just wop's and Irish
User avatar #8 - pizzapastasaurous (10/14/2014) [-]
Well the vast majority of people are English, the highest immigrant group is English; and the natives are more English than French, then the second highest group are eastern Europeans.

Though I do live in ST. Martin; so I guess I see more of the migrant work-force than you did.
#4 - pjers (10/14/2014) [-]
see france-lite.
#24 - You mean pures and faggots. 09/26/2014 on Runescape Gif Comp 0
#5 - ******* GINZALINE TOWARDS YOKOHAMA . I HATE YOU S… 09/26/2014 on The truth 0
#7 - Its because after Boba's death the genetic material for clonin… 09/24/2014 on Star Wars propaganda 0
#254 - Yeah but thats because of ******* not "oh Ja… 09/19/2014 on Meanwhile in Japan Compilation 0
#17 - Its not that bad... Akihabara is ******* tho.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Meanwhile in Japan Compilation +1
User avatar #93 - livefromtokyo (09/19/2014) [-]
or Roppongi
User avatar #254 - pizzapastasaurous (09/19/2014) [-]
Yeah but thats because of Niggers not "oh Japan".
#15 - My favorite animal, they are amazing. **** whale …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +1
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#13 - Because when their extended family came round... They had him …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +1
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#11 - **** sucks man, my Dog was stolen from me by some…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +1
#12 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
This stuff should stay online, not breach life...and hazmat suit was required.
What the fuck? How do you know they stole your dog?
And why haven't you burned their house down?
#13 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Because when their extended family came round... They had him with them... I didn't do shit as I was catching a boat. I specifically moved fucking countries away from them.

Dunno where you live bro but don't ever life or stay in Bradford or Leeds.
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#4 - ...You hope. 09/14/2014 on This hurts 0
#9 - Dogs are awesome, I used to have a medium labradoodle. But…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +2
#10 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Just googled labradoodle. Cute as fuck. I want one.
Sadly the dog I was talking about had to down last year I cried like a bitch and I won't deny it
I also had another burbul, he was like the runt of the litter but he was my first dog, I have a special place in my heart for him and my other two and I got quite a few stories because of him.
Doge...yes, the incarnation of hell on earth.
I still see people saying 'much wow ' etc on fb...it irks me
#11 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit sucks man, my Dog was stolen from me by some filthy Pakis (my neighbors) police didn't do anything... Also cried like a bitch

www.facebook.com/WowSuchPage?fref=ts (Gas mask required)
#12 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
This stuff should stay online, not breach life...and hazmat suit was required.
What the fuck? How do you know they stole your dog?
And why haven't you burned their house down?
#13 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Because when their extended family came round... They had him with them... I didn't do shit as I was catching a boat. I specifically moved fucking countries away from them.

Dunno where you live bro but don't ever life or stay in Bradford or Leeds.
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#7 - This is truly Hell's fury. Satan went too far this time D: …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +2
#8 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Behold, what has been released into our world, it knows not mercy and wishes only for blood.
I don't have a pic of my dog on this pc but she was a giant burbul and she was the cuddliest dumbest sweetest thing I've ever had the joy of hugging.
Also I have no idea why but your pic made me laugh like a moron
#9 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Dogs are awesome, I used to have a medium labradoodle.
But truly, Doge is the personification of evil.
#10 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Just googled labradoodle. Cute as fuck. I want one.
Sadly the dog I was talking about had to down last year I cried like a bitch and I won't deny it
I also had another burbul, he was like the runt of the litter but he was my first dog, I have a special place in my heart for him and my other two and I got quite a few stories because of him.
Doge...yes, the incarnation of hell on earth.
I still see people saying 'much wow ' etc on fb...it irks me
#11 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit sucks man, my Dog was stolen from me by some filthy Pakis (my neighbors) police didn't do anything... Also cried like a bitch

www.facebook.com/WowSuchPage?fref=ts (Gas mask required)
#12 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
This stuff should stay online, not breach life...and hazmat suit was required.
What the fuck? How do you know they stole your dog?
And why haven't you burned their house down?
#13 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Because when their extended family came round... They had him with them... I didn't do shit as I was catching a boat. I specifically moved fucking countries away from them.

Dunno where you live bro but don't ever life or stay in Bradford or Leeds.
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#5 - Animals only became hostile and poisonous etc.. After Satan fe…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +1
#26 - popeflatus (09/14/2014) [-]
None of that is true at all. The bible is false.
#6 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Huh, I did not know that, I stand corrected, thank you kind sir.
Have a .gif of an animal that was clearly made vicious by the fall
#7 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
This is truly Hell's fury. Satan went too far this time D:
Pic semi-related
#8 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Behold, what has been released into our world, it knows not mercy and wishes only for blood.
I don't have a pic of my dog on this pc but she was a giant burbul and she was the cuddliest dumbest sweetest thing I've ever had the joy of hugging.
Also I have no idea why but your pic made me laugh like a moron
#9 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Dogs are awesome, I used to have a medium labradoodle.
But truly, Doge is the personification of evil.
#10 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Just googled labradoodle. Cute as fuck. I want one.
Sadly the dog I was talking about had to down last year I cried like a bitch and I won't deny it
I also had another burbul, he was like the runt of the litter but he was my first dog, I have a special place in my heart for him and my other two and I got quite a few stories because of him.
Doge...yes, the incarnation of hell on earth.
I still see people saying 'much wow ' etc on fb...it irks me
#11 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit sucks man, my Dog was stolen from me by some filthy Pakis (my neighbors) police didn't do anything... Also cried like a bitch

www.facebook.com/WowSuchPage?fref=ts (Gas mask required)
#12 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
This stuff should stay online, not breach life...and hazmat suit was required.
What the fuck? How do you know they stole your dog?
And why haven't you burned their house down?
#13 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Because when their extended family came round... They had him with them... I didn't do shit as I was catching a boat. I specifically moved fucking countries away from them.

Dunno where you live bro but don't ever life or stay in Bradford or Leeds.
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#519 - Thanks Joshlol babes ;) oxox 09/10/2014 on Register for gamedefine +1
#169 - User: Yorkie I'm not going to lie, gaming is my favor…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Register for gamedefine +1
User avatar #315 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (09/10/2014) [-]
you're now an author
good luck
User avatar #519 - pizzapastasaurous (09/10/2014) [-]
Thanks Joshlol babes ;) oxox

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User avatar #34 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Hi! I hope you have a great night, and a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #35 to #34 - pizzapastasaurous (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo, thanks dawg. You alright
User avatar #36 to #35 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Thanks homie.
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