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#219 - **pizzapastasaurous rolls 098** 07/21/2011 on Work Safety Comp (Part 1) +1
#1 - So true its unreal.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/20/2011 on Sounds familiar +3
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User avatar #3 - Scandium (07/20/2011) [-]
Without the south the United States would fail economically. We give most of the seafood and oil and natural gas in the US.
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User avatar #10 - Scandium (07/20/2011) [-]
How the hell does that make me a douche
User avatar #5 - Paczilla (07/20/2011) [-]
ALASKA!!!! and corn.... lots of fucking corn everywhere
User avatar #6 - Scandium (07/20/2011) [-]
What do you mean Alaska?
User avatar #8 - Paczilla (07/20/2011) [-]
alask is the main contributier of oil natural gas and sea food. the south got a SHITLOAD OF CORN EVERYWHERE
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User avatar #11 - Scandium (07/20/2011) [-]
We have cotton, sugarcane, tobacco, peaches, salt, oranges, ect....
User avatar #9 - Scandium (07/20/2011) [-]
Nooo you're thinking about the mid west. Louisiana itself produces 1/3 of the US's seafood. Alaska probably does produce a lot more oil and gas than us though.
User avatar #25 - hanniballecture (07/21/2011) [-]
You fly your "rebel flag?" If yes, the rest of the country has no use for you.
User avatar #26 - Scandium (07/21/2011) [-]
1) That is not the Confederate Flag that is a navy jack
2) It is our heritage, a lot of our family died in the war
3) THe US had slaves longer than we did
4) We succeeded because the North was infringing our rights
5) They only wanted us back for money
User avatar #27 - hanniballecture (07/21/2011) [-]
Listen, slut. Number one: dont try to educate me. Color it however youd like, in my eyes, they were traitors. Number two: Im aware that the civil war had nothing to do with slavery and the emancipation proclamation was a bunch of political jargon that didnt do anything for slaves. Number three: Im also aware that turning arms against your country makes you a traitor, thats what happend. Number four: I myself, everybody I have ever met, and everybody alive in this country today neither had slaves nor were slaves - the issue should be dead, like all the people involved in the problem. Number five: By "infringing on rights" you mean maintaining a strong federal core which served this country well until southern minded politicians fucked it up, then yes, the south was terribly mistreated by not being allowed to function as its own seperate entity. Number six: Your heritage is looked at like nazi heritage, its not a lot to be proud of. Furthermore, the south lost, celebrating loss is fucking retarded. They failed you. Number seven: It would make a lot of sense for a country to not let rogue politicians try to divide the nation. By "wanting you back for your money" you actually mean, wanted rebellious southern politicians to not take off with revenue that already belonged to them. Number eight: The southern resources were far less important by that point which is why the north had such advantages despite the better trained soldiers from the virginia military academy overwhelmingly fighting for the south. Number nine: After the civil war, respected "vets" that make up your heritage formed the ku klux klan. Fact. And again, not exactly something to be proud of. Number ten: The south lost. I cant drill that point home any harder. Number eleven: The south, in the midst of the civil war, were constantly changing their flag. The Navy Jack was emblazoned as part of both the 2nd("the Stainless Banner") and 3rd ("the Blood Stained Banner") national southern flags.
User avatar #29 - Scandium (07/22/2011) [-]
I am not saying that the Confederacy was good, nor was I trying to insult you in any way. They were traitors, but America did the same thing. They fought for what they thought was right to gain their independence. The South though was incredibly rich. Not as rich as the North but Louisiana was the richest state at one point. I am not trying to educate you, I am sure you know enough about the subject but I am just trying to make sure I leave a clear path so they conversation may continue. A common misconception is that the Confederate Veterans started the Ku Klux Klan. In any belief there are going to be extremist. The Al Qaeda for example are extremist. To have a strong government you do not only need a strong federal core you need to have a strong state core so the country doesn't collapse like it almost did. Abraham Lincoln did not receive a single vote in the South because they would not allow his name to be printed on the ballot. I don't know why people view the Confederacy as a nazi country because all they did was do the same thing America did with Great Britain. I love talking about the Civil War :D
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#530 - **pizzapastasaurous rolls 80** Wow if you dont mind im going…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2011 on OP Delivers! 0
#534 - pingpongisasian (07/17/2011) [-]
im going to copy this and keep trying
#921 - Im sorry i am in-capable to have an opinion i have various men… 07/17/2011 on Baww 0
#911 - I just told you i have no opinion on the matter.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2011 on Baww 0
User avatar #915 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
well then can i get your opinion?
User avatar #921 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
Im sorry i am in-capable to have an opinion i have various mental disorders, i only do what people think is *bad* and *good*
#504 - **pizzapastasaurous rolls 06** xD I was so close! Nice gay o… 07/17/2011 on OP Delivers! -1
#499 - **pizzapastasaurous rolls 14** CLOSE! Nice gay orgy on tonight.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2011 on OP Delivers! -1
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#498 - **pizzapastasaurous rolls 98** Nice gay orgy on tonight.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2011 on OP Delivers! 0
User avatar #501 - imachubbo (07/17/2011) [-]
thank god that 8 wasnt a 9
User avatar #504 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
**pizzapastasaurous rolls 06** xD I was so close! Nice gay orgy on tonight.
User avatar #499 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
**pizzapastasaurous rolls 14** CLOSE! Nice gay orgy on tonight.
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#868 - I have no opinion on the matter as i said up there ^, its just…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2011 on Baww -1
User avatar #901 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
i will respect what you think because we all have our own thoughts, but i still dont like how people hate on them, and i love it when a girl in my school who fucked about 30 guys (and that is within her first semester) can say that being gay is gross i find it truly hard not to slap her
User avatar #911 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
I just told you i have no opinion on the matter.
User avatar #915 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
well then can i get your opinion?
User avatar #921 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
Im sorry i am in-capable to have an opinion i have various mental disorders, i only do what people think is *bad* and *good*
#1 - Blaskakin, monkey, pig, the new three leaf, and the new three … 07/17/2011 on Epic Pokemon Starters -2
#842 - Depends which bible/ and yes to answer your question in my opi…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2011 on Baww -1
User avatar #860 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
so then they arent human? because if they are they can marry and show their love where they want, because i think it is unfair for the law to not let them because of who they love, and also the fact that people openly abuse gay people and others watch and say "they deserv it" that is where i can say that people are fucking retarded
User avatar #868 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
I have no opinion on the matter as i said up there ^, its just saddening when people do not try and see different view points (even if its now a days socially un-acceptable)
User avatar #901 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
i will respect what you think because we all have our own thoughts, but i still dont like how people hate on them, and i love it when a girl in my school who fucked about 30 guys (and that is within her first semester) can say that being gay is gross i find it truly hard not to slap her
User avatar #911 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
I just told you i have no opinion on the matter.
User avatar #915 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
well then can i get your opinion?
User avatar #921 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
Im sorry i am in-capable to have an opinion i have various mental disorders, i only do what people think is *bad* and *good*
#827 - Im extremely Religious but i have yet to find my religion to g… 07/17/2011 on Baww -1
#816 - I agree with all of it, but the bible clearly says gay/ gay ma…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/17/2011 on Baww -5
User avatar #836 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
so does that mean i can stone a women to death if she gets a divorce or doesn't cover her whole body? or kill a man because he doesnt beleave in your god? because im pretty sure that was written there as well, you know im just saying just because one thing was written in a book doesnt mean you should listen to that one part because if you do you better follow the rest of it
User avatar #842 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
Depends which bible/ and yes to answer your question in my opinion if the bible says i should do. ( In England most laws and morals/etc... is heavily dependent on the bible (even if they dont admit it) but because of recent things like, Human rights... your not aloud to do that anymore.
User avatar #860 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
so then they arent human? because if they are they can marry and show their love where they want, because i think it is unfair for the law to not let them because of who they love, and also the fact that people openly abuse gay people and others watch and say "they deserv it" that is where i can say that people are fucking retarded
User avatar #868 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
I have no opinion on the matter as i said up there ^, its just saddening when people do not try and see different view points (even if its now a days socially un-acceptable)
User avatar #901 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
i will respect what you think because we all have our own thoughts, but i still dont like how people hate on them, and i love it when a girl in my school who fucked about 30 guys (and that is within her first semester) can say that being gay is gross i find it truly hard not to slap her
User avatar #911 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
I just told you i have no opinion on the matter.
User avatar #915 - repostforlife (07/17/2011) [-]
well then can i get your opinion?
User avatar #921 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
Im sorry i am in-capable to have an opinion i have various mental disorders, i only do what people think is *bad* and *good*
User avatar #824 - dengekisushi (07/17/2011) [-]
I can understand that, but it sometimes bugs me how some people think they should abide by every single rule of their religion
and not be able to think for themselves.
That's one reason why I decided to become Buddhist, because I'm allowed to believe what I want and I won't be punished for it.
After going to that Catholic school for two years, I realized how few people think for themselves there (of course, not every religious person is the same).
User avatar #827 - pizzapastasaurous (07/17/2011) [-]
Im extremely Religious but i have yet to find my religion to go for, if you know what i mean. PM about Buddism ?
#808 - I think Lesbian should be acceptable and gays not :3 i mean gi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2011 on Baww -14
#817 - anonymous (07/17/2011) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious

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