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#75 - Wow, so now you need qualifications to be slaughted.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2011 on Dreams Are For Suckers! 0
User avatar #77 - PFCMadness (08/29/2011) [-]
... now that wasn't nice.

I guess I worded it wrong, but it's an aptitude test. It's designed to help you find out what your strengths and weaknesses are, and most people who take it don't join the military.

Say you are interested in the medical field, the ASVAB can help you find which specialty you would probably do best in.
User avatar #78 - pizzapastasaurous (08/29/2011) [-]
Now that make far more sense, a second there i was wondering how the American army had so many men then.
User avatar #79 - PFCMadness (08/29/2011) [-]
We have so many men because there are so many MOSs (Military Occupational Specialty) to choose from, ensuring that those who join are happy with their jobs. They can also re-class if they so desire. We also have the population for such a large volunteer military force. That being said, our numbers are still quite small compared to the likes of China and other countries. Last I checked, we had the 37th largest army... please correct me if I am wrong.

Glad I was able to clarify though.
#70 - Wow really? In the UK it doesnt matter what grades you achieve…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2011 on Dreams Are For Suckers! 0
User avatar #73 - PFCMadness (08/29/2011) [-]
Yeah, you also have to take the ASVAB to find out what you can qualify for.
User avatar #75 - pizzapastasaurous (08/29/2011) [-]
Wow, so now you need qualifications to be slaughted.
User avatar #77 - PFCMadness (08/29/2011) [-]
... now that wasn't nice.

I guess I worded it wrong, but it's an aptitude test. It's designed to help you find out what your strengths and weaknesses are, and most people who take it don't join the military.

Say you are interested in the medical field, the ASVAB can help you find which specialty you would probably do best in.
User avatar #78 - pizzapastasaurous (08/29/2011) [-]
Now that make far more sense, a second there i was wondering how the American army had so many men then.
User avatar #79 - PFCMadness (08/29/2011) [-]
We have so many men because there are so many MOSs (Military Occupational Specialty) to choose from, ensuring that those who join are happy with their jobs. They can also re-class if they so desire. We also have the population for such a large volunteer military force. That being said, our numbers are still quite small compared to the likes of China and other countries. Last I checked, we had the 37th largest army... please correct me if I am wrong.

Glad I was able to clarify though.
#1 - Africa = Dark Pokemon  [+] (6 new replies) 08/29/2011 on Poke Map +4
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User avatar #10 - pizzapastasaurous (08/29/2011) [-]
No, its just that Africa has alot of 'black magic', not to mention their skin tone, food and natural animals. Go figure.
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User avatar #18 - pizzapastasaurous (08/29/2011) [-]
Tribes and their specific religions, to the westen world its considered *black magic*
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#56 - Or join the army?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/29/2011 on Dreams Are For Suckers! 0
User avatar #66 - PFCMadness (08/29/2011) [-]
In the US Army, you need a high school diploma or equivalent. They are not accepting people with GEDs in most areas anymore.
User avatar #70 - pizzapastasaurous (08/29/2011) [-]
Wow really? In the UK it doesnt matter what grades you achieved, as long as you pass the test they put forward.
User avatar #73 - PFCMadness (08/29/2011) [-]
Yeah, you also have to take the ASVAB to find out what you can qualify for.
User avatar #75 - pizzapastasaurous (08/29/2011) [-]
Wow, so now you need qualifications to be slaughted.
User avatar #77 - PFCMadness (08/29/2011) [-]
... now that wasn't nice.

I guess I worded it wrong, but it's an aptitude test. It's designed to help you find out what your strengths and weaknesses are, and most people who take it don't join the military.

Say you are interested in the medical field, the ASVAB can help you find which specialty you would probably do best in.
User avatar #78 - pizzapastasaurous (08/29/2011) [-]
Now that make far more sense, a second there i was wondering how the American army had so many men then.
User avatar #79 - PFCMadness (08/29/2011) [-]
We have so many men because there are so many MOSs (Military Occupational Specialty) to choose from, ensuring that those who join are happy with their jobs. They can also re-class if they so desire. We also have the population for such a large volunteer military force. That being said, our numbers are still quite small compared to the likes of China and other countries. Last I checked, we had the 37th largest army... please correct me if I am wrong.

Glad I was able to clarify though.
#103 - Yeah i really wanna hear an argument suporting Huff lol...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2011 on Huff Le Puff +1
User avatar #139 - ButtonFly (08/30/2011) [-]
She focused mostly on equality and respect. She stated that all the other Houses seemed to be out to try and prove themselves to be better than the other where as Hufflepuff seemed to be willing to accept and respect everyone they came across. She went on to say that as hardworking as they were, they were always loyal enough to extend a helping hand to their friends. She said that no job was to large for them as they always worked together and persevered all to the very end. They valued every person for who they are, not just their talents "and that," she said "is why I want to be apart of Hufflepuff."

Like I said, for a 9 year old that was pretty insightful. Yeah it seemed full of fluff to me but she was pretty adamant about it and to listen to this one girl speak of tolerance and acceptance it sort of made me see Hufflepuff in a new light. I personally don't ever wish to be affiliated with that House but the way she spoke of it, it showed that Hufflepuff was more of the back bone or the foundation of society; rarely seen in the lime light but necessary none the less. She made me appreciate Hufflepuff a bit more than I have in the past. I respect her decision for wanting to be apart of that House.
User avatar #143 - pizzapastasaurous (08/30/2011) [-]
Never thought of it like that, not to mention most of huff was girls >:D
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#249 - *Take egg out* 08/29/2011 on My Mom is Magic. +9
#442 - Picture 08/29/2011 on Anti Anti rape +15
#5 - **pizzapastasaurous rolls 04** The rolling war begins!  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Counting. +12
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**yourmaker rolls 01** Dubs three times in a row?
User avatar #60 - MisleadingTruth (08/27/2011) [-]
**MisleadingTruth rolls 80** lets give it a shot
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#3 - **pizzapastasaurous rolls 83**  [+] (9 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Counting. +4
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#5 - pizzapastasaurous (08/26/2011) [-]
**pizzapastasaurous rolls 04** The rolling war begins!
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User avatar #17 - yourmaker (08/26/2011) [-]
**yourmaker rolls 01** Dubs three times in a row?
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**MisleadingTruth rolls 80** lets give it a shot
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#1 - I do too :D  [+] (12 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Counting. +9
#8 - darkmistangel (08/26/2011) [-]
lol Screw counting in your head I still count on my fingers to. I do the same thing when figuring out what month it is when I'm writing the date.
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#3 - pizzapastasaurous (08/26/2011) [-]
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#5 - pizzapastasaurous (08/26/2011) [-]
**pizzapastasaurous rolls 04** The rolling war begins!
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User avatar #17 - yourmaker (08/26/2011) [-]
**yourmaker rolls 01** Dubs three times in a row?
User avatar #60 - MisleadingTruth (08/27/2011) [-]
**MisleadingTruth rolls 80** lets give it a shot
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#1 - Iknowthatfeeling.jpeg 08/20/2011 on Why fj +2
#310 - I love how because of him bragging he got more red thumb s th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2011 on Hey Patrick +5
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#2 - Picture 08/20/2011 on How to be: a Sexual... -1
#9 - I dont play cod and i dont have an xbox or PS3... sense much ? 08/20/2011 on Random Fur Pic 2 of 2 -8
#1 - Its an AUG, dipshit.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2011 on Random Fur Pic 2 of 2 -12
User avatar #9 - pizzapastasaurous (08/20/2011) [-]
I dont play cod and i dont have an xbox or PS3... sense much ?
User avatar #7 - mrmetalmanpartdeux (08/20/2011) [-]
Also, you clearly don't understand what "inb4" means either. Might want to figure that one out too.
User avatar #5 - mrmetalmanpartdeux (08/20/2011) [-]
Oh, and check the tags.
User avatar #4 - TehNewestGuy (08/20/2011) [-]
And you probably only know that from COD you 12 year old fuck. Get off the internet and stop thinking you're cool for insulting someone
#3 - mrmetalmanpartdeux (08/20/2011) [-]
>clearly doesn't understand a /k/ meme and a joke. It's understandable.
>Has to be a dick about it.
Way to go.
#2 - TehNewestGuy (08/20/2011) [-]
Well you don't have to be rude about it asshole
#1 - *Colour a name in pink, Makes it look like you know a girl* 08/20/2011 on just a short joke 0
#147 - Eh sorry no idea 08/20/2011 on Email and Bacon -1
#139 - Red vs blue Revalation 20 something  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2011 on Email and Bacon -1
User avatar #141 - tehweave (08/20/2011) [-]
Aww crap... No, the one above it with the giant monster swinging a big mace at a bunch of little guys saying "OP IS A FAGGOT"
User avatar #147 - pizzapastasaurous (08/20/2011) [-]
Eh sorry no idea
#1 - Nope, jst nigga bombs... 08/20/2011 on could it be true? +1
#1 - It just so happens my birthday is September the 9th, great tim… 08/20/2011 on Skyrim +5
#258 - Hey the list goes on for ages, by the way England ad Germany w… 08/19/2011 on French Customs OC 0
#256 - Okay thanks :) ah i see you used 'lad' you a fellow northerner… 08/19/2011 on French Customs OC 0
#237 - Austrailians, Icelandish (i think), Irish? , Scots...  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2011 on French Customs OC +2
User avatar #295 - toxictouch (08/19/2011) [-]
NATO
FUCK YEAH
#275 - redbullem (08/19/2011) [-]
Jamaicans
User avatar #249 - leperchuan (08/19/2011) [-]
the Irish and Scottish had nothing to do with world war 2 lad maybe irish or scottish descendants were soldiers but not the government and country itself
#278 - redbullem (08/19/2011) [-]
Britain was at war with Germany, which includes a lot of scots, northern irish and welsh troops <--- coming from an Englishman
User avatar #256 - pizzapastasaurous (08/19/2011) [-]
Okay thanks :) ah i see you used 'lad' you a fellow northerner ? (yorkshire here)
#212 - Actually the moon is one of the most haunted places we know of…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2011 on Ghost story 0
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