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#27 - I would feel repulsed; honestly homo-sex is vulgar to me. But … 11/30/2014 on Question for a straight male 0
#4307 - **pizzapastasaurous rolls 951,435,422** 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
#96 - No they don't but they do have shorter lives*. It's worth poin…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Space Wars +4
User avatar #119 - wotterpatch (11/29/2014) [-]
they grow from a fetus to men in their twenties or thirties in a decade. They only live a very short life
User avatar #205 - yorker (11/29/2014) [-]
no, no. just no.
they usually age at 2 years.
User avatar #206 - wotterpatch (11/29/2014) [-]
mate, your comment makes less sense than mine


"At the age of ten, a clone was resembled a young Jango Fett in his early twenties, and was thus fit and prepared for combat"
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Clone_trooper
User avatar #207 - yorker (11/29/2014) [-]
That's what I'm fucking saying retard, they age at two years each year
User avatar #208 - wotterpatch (11/29/2014) [-]
They age twice as fast.

"They age at two years" sounds like they turn into fully grown combat troops on their second birthday
User avatar #209 - yorker (11/29/2014) [-]
one human year- ages by one year
one clone trooper year- ages by two years
it doesn't continue doubling idiot.
clones that have been around 15 years resemble 30 year olds
User avatar #210 - wotterpatch (11/29/2014) [-]
Yea, i know that. I'm not an idiot

What you said, "they usually age at 2 years" makes no fucking sense
#79 - I'm a Brit with Danish ancestry. (Family came in with the Norm…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Well That Explains a Lot +1
User avatar #83 - bulwark (11/29/2014) [-]
Hmm... well. I guess... atleast you're not half-swedish
#108 - Jesus was white, Jews are Caucasians (or at least the tribe th… 11/29/2014 on Mothdafucuking shot fired -2
#39 - Its the Reserve Army, I am in the Combat Engineers; doing this… 11/28/2014 on whats your job? +1
#32 - Territorial Army (UK)  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on whats your job? 0
User avatar #37 - manderakaco (11/28/2014) [-]
What is territorial army equivalent to? Like a certian branch?
User avatar #39 - pizzapastasaurous (11/28/2014) [-]
Its the Reserve Army, I am in the Combat Engineers; doing this whilst also being at Uni. So that when I go career ill get some brownie points.
#27 - Wish pill. >wish for immortality (not invincibility as … 11/27/2014 on Choice Games Channel! 0
#19 - I sent you a request. 11/27/2014 on 10 Commandments of Games... 0
#17 - AD&D first edition, I need your skype bro.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on 10 Commandments of Games... 0
User avatar #18 - wildberk (11/27/2014) [-]
My name is always the same. Wildberk
User avatar #19 - pizzapastasaurous (11/27/2014) [-]
I sent you a request.
#13 - Well, you sound like you know what you're doing, why don't you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on 10 Commandments of Games... 0
User avatar #14 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
I've dabbled. Played a few 4e games, DMed one. Not much of an expert. Just a fan of cool settings.
#11 - Planescape? Is that a game? In classical fantasy the chances o…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2014 on 10 Commandments of Games... 0
User avatar #12 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
AD&D Setting. Philosophy = real power. Heady and awesome stuff.
User avatar #13 - pizzapastasaurous (11/27/2014) [-]
Well, you sound like you know what you're doing, why don't you PM me your skype?
User avatar #14 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
I've dabbled. Played a few 4e games, DMed one. Not much of an expert. Just a fan of cool settings.
#8 - Hey I'm up for a game of D&D, reply to this if you're inte…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/27/2014 on 10 Commandments of Games... +1
User avatar #15 - wildberk (11/27/2014) [-]
I would love to join you mate. What game type are we running so I can start working on a character?
User avatar #17 - pizzapastasaurous (11/27/2014) [-]
AD&D first edition, I need your skype bro.
User avatar #18 - wildberk (11/27/2014) [-]
My name is always the same. Wildberk
User avatar #19 - pizzapastasaurous (11/27/2014) [-]
I sent you a request.
User avatar #16 - wildberk (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh duh, myth weavers. My Bad
User avatar #10 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
If it's Planescape colour me interested... No promises, though. School keeps me pretty busy.
User avatar #11 - pizzapastasaurous (11/27/2014) [-]
Planescape? Is that a game? In classical fantasy the chances of you moves between planes is next to zero.
User avatar #12 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
AD&D Setting. Philosophy = real power. Heady and awesome stuff.
User avatar #13 - pizzapastasaurous (11/27/2014) [-]
Well, you sound like you know what you're doing, why don't you PM me your skype?
User avatar #14 - atrocitustheking (11/27/2014) [-]
I've dabbled. Played a few 4e games, DMed one. Not much of an expert. Just a fan of cool settings.
#14 - Hey I'm up for a game of D&D, reply to this if you're inte…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on RPG funnies FINAL edition +2
User avatar #50 - evilmagic (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm up for it.
I'll PM you my skype.
I've DMed for Pathfinder, 3.5, 4e, and Star Wars Saga Edition. I've also played in campaigns of all three types as well. I like wizards and paladins.
User avatar #24 - TheMather (11/26/2014) [-]
I'm up for Pathfinder.

Skype is the-mather1.
I've played a few games of Pathfinder before, one game of GURPS and a lot of free-form forum RPGs. I've been trying to play more.
I've currently got 3 games (2 D&D, 1 PF) I signed up for half a year ago, but so far only one session has been had total because of issues either on the DMs side or in other players failing to communicate.
I also have a lot of experience making PF characters (mostly Gunslingers) because I love trying to see what I can do with the system and it's so quick to do using Yet Another Pathfinder Character Generator (an Excel spreadsheet with an almost complete database of everything Paizo has made).
#88 - Can you leave your Skype? You sound great. I always find the b…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on d&d question 0
User avatar #92 - Syfen (11/25/2014) [-]
jpnspyder
User avatar #89 - Syfen (11/25/2014) [-]
I'll need to reinstall it, as I don't actually remember my stuff, gimme a few minutes
#77 - Hey I'm up for a game of D&D, reply to this if you're inte…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/25/2014 on d&d question 0
User avatar #85 - Syfen (11/25/2014) [-]
I'm down, I haven't done any games over skype before, but I've played a frew games, and am currently DMing 5e
I'm not a fan of DMing, and I haven't been able to play as a character in a while, though I spend a lot of time with character building because the system is a lot of fun to play with.
I'd like to play 5e, but I can really go with anything.
my experience is all in 3.5 and 5e, and a couple games utilizing fudge dice which was a blast (I got to play as carnage, and drilled into peoples eyes for funzies)
User avatar #88 - pizzapastasaurous (11/25/2014) [-]
Can you leave your Skype? You sound great. I always find the best players are forever DMs.
User avatar #92 - Syfen (11/25/2014) [-]
jpnspyder
User avatar #89 - Syfen (11/25/2014) [-]
I'll need to reinstall it, as I don't actually remember my stuff, gimme a few minutes
#9 - They have a pseudo-surface, due to the centre of gravity compr…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Amazing +1
#117 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Wow, and here I always believed there was only one moon named titan in our solar system orbiting saturn. Wait!!! There is.
User avatar #12 - wolvesixtyfour (11/24/2014) [-]
I do enjoy a good astronomy conversation. Needs to be more.
#13 - klldarkness (11/24/2014) [-]
To answer all the above questions:

There has been a rather prevalent theory, that due to the extreme gravity, and large amounts of carbon on Jupiter, that the core of the planet could be a diamond larger than earth. The numbers add up, but, we'll likely never be able to find out for real as the gravity and pressure is absolutely insane.
User avatar #14 - wolvesixtyfour (11/24/2014) [-]
Talking about diamonds; there is actually a white dwarf star called BPM 37093, which is slightly bigger than our moon, that has a diamond core due to the crystallisation that occurs when a white dwarf cools.
#15 - klldarkness (11/24/2014) [-]
The universe is a magical place. Haha. I will forever be sad that exploring beyond our solar system won't happen in my lifetime. Dx
User avatar #16 - wolvesixtyfour (11/24/2014) [-]
Its fascinating! It's definitely one of my favourite subjects.

But yeah, that is quite sad, but even though we might not explore beyond our solar system in our lifetimes there is still a lot to be done inside of it at the minute, so I'm looking forward to that.
#17 - klldarkness (11/24/2014) [-]
Agreed. I am happy to know that we'll probably find evidence of life beyond earth, and probably build some type of commune on mars, in my lifetime atleast. Better than nothing.

Though, there is also the possibility that before I die, someone will invent the interface required to allow me to convert to a bio-mechanical body, and live for several hundreds of years.

Here's to hoping!
#54 - Eh I can see that argument; but I would rather try and choose… 11/24/2014 on Oh God, you sick fuck 0
#16 - I'm hoping for #4 in my life-time. Gotta love that metal immor…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Oh God, you sick fuck 0
User avatar #25 - Anonomousthirteen (11/24/2014) [-]
White without black is blinding, day without night exhausting, and life without death is meaningless.

But then, I've always thought people take things too seriously anyway.
User avatar #54 - pizzapastasaurous (11/24/2014) [-]
Eh I can see that argument; but I would rather try and choose my own death rather than die when its "natural".
#35 - Yo, thanks dawg. You alright  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on pizzapastasaurous's profile 0
User avatar #36 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Thanks homie.
#5 - The main problem is that English is not a phonetic language; n… 11/16/2014 on English Language +1
#53 - According to you Levvy time and founding of countries are not …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Why is the Civil War guy... -3
User avatar #54 - levvy (11/14/2014) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

SO StUPID!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
User avatar #55 - theist (11/14/2014) [-]
#51 - The **** are you on about? Your way to win an arg…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Why is the Civil War guy... -3
User avatar #52 - levvy (11/14/2014) [-]
No do you not know what a Union is?

"The Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic commonly referred to as Soviet Russia, the Russian Federation, or simply Russia" - pizzapastasaurous the autistic kid

Where in that statement does it say UNION?!?!??!
User avatar #53 - pizzapastasaurous (11/14/2014) [-]
According to you Levvy time and founding of countries are not important. I am no longer dignifying your autism with responses.

I also love how you abandoned your previously argument due to your stupidity, only to start a new one based on your terrible grammar and inability to write English.
User avatar #54 - levvy (11/14/2014) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

SO StUPID!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
User avatar #55 - theist (11/14/2014) [-]
#49 - The **** ? That sentence wasn't even literate. I c…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Why is the Civil War guy... -2
User avatar #50 - levvy (11/14/2014) [-]
Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic.

Republic.
Republic.
Republic.

You don't even read your own sources.

Russia was a Republic of the Soviet Union.

You are confirmed for a 12 fat little boy.

Stop taking to me. Go back to school.
User avatar #51 - pizzapastasaurous (11/14/2014) [-]
The fuck are you on about? Your way to win an argument is to suddenly speak a different language!?

I never said Russia wasn't a republic you fucking retard.

And no: "Russia was a Republic of the Soviet Union. " It WAS the Soviet Union.
"The Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic commonly referred to as Soviet Russia, the Russian Federation, or simply Russia"
Fucking autistic dipshit.
User avatar #52 - levvy (11/14/2014) [-]
No do you not know what a Union is?

"The Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic commonly referred to as Soviet Russia, the Russian Federation, or simply Russia" - pizzapastasaurous the autistic kid

Where in that statement does it say UNION?!?!??!
User avatar #53 - pizzapastasaurous (11/14/2014) [-]
According to you Levvy time and founding of countries are not important. I am no longer dignifying your autism with responses.

I also love how you abandoned your previously argument due to your stupidity, only to start a new one based on your terrible grammar and inability to write English.
User avatar #54 - levvy (11/14/2014) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

SO StUPID!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
User avatar #55 - theist (11/14/2014) [-]
#46 - No Russia was the first into space, not your Bloc country. And… 11/14/2014 on Why is the Civil War guy... -1

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User avatar #34 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Hi! I hope you have a great night, and a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #35 to #34 - pizzapastasaurous (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo, thanks dawg. You alright
User avatar #36 to #35 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Thanks homie.
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