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#38 - Poles are great over here. I have never had an issue with an E…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Some Random facts 0
User avatar #40 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it really is a big contrast between regions, considering it's quite a small country.
User avatar #42 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
There's one group of immigrants I love; its the Nepalese. They are great in every way. Its as if they are emulating what it means to be English.
-Hard working
-Quiet
-Stubborn.
User avatar #43 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it's just a shame most English people can't be hard working and quiet. Especially up here.
User avatar #44 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
Live in the Harrogate or a village. It's the best.
User avatar #46 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
I could never leave Leeds, I hate it and that's why I love it.
User avatar #47 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
Ah, I was born in Bradford. digestive end productesville at its finest... Where whites are becoming the minority and the police can't arrest anyone for fear of riots..
User avatar #48 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Ha yeah it's great isn't it. But who knows, Bradford might have a better time if UKIP manage to slip into parliament.
#35 - Also the black druggie stereotype is an American social issue.…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Some Random facts 0
User avatar #37 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Don't forget the poles. I'm pretty sure they're all up to something.
User avatar #38 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
Poles are great over here. I have never had an issue with an Eastern European; guess it depends.
User avatar #40 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it really is a big contrast between regions, considering it's quite a small country.
User avatar #42 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
There's one group of immigrants I love; its the Nepalese. They are great in every way. Its as if they are emulating what it means to be English.
-Hard working
-Quiet
-Stubborn.
User avatar #43 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it's just a shame most English people can't be hard working and quiet. Especially up here.
User avatar #44 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
Live in the Harrogate or a village. It's the best.
User avatar #46 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
I could never leave Leeds, I hate it and that's why I love it.
User avatar #47 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
Ah, I was born in Bradford. digestive end productesville at its finest... Where whites are becoming the minority and the police can't arrest anyone for fear of riots..
User avatar #48 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Ha yeah it's great isn't it. But who knows, Bradford might have a better time if UKIP manage to slip into parliament.
#30 - >Have massive mental issues >Mum's schizophrenic, D… 07/12/2014 on Personal Stories thread +1
#13 - Necromancer. Live forever. Plenty of time to rule the World. … 07/08/2014 on Desc 0
#101 - I don't get the down votes. My family can date their history b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on History of religions 0
#107 - huva (07/06/2014) [-]
Its probably not that big anymore because of the sacrifice of animals, large parts of your income and the fact that the only way to go to heaven is to die in battle. While the mythology is cool, and i have read pretty much all of it i am very interested in stuff like this, its just not a practical religion to practise anymore. Also, for any of your worship of the gods to be related to what they can support you with, you would have to live in the forest, living of the land and growing your own crops to survive. But hey, believing that the end of times will come when a ship made of dead peoples nails sails from hel to midgard, containing the army of undead under lokis command doesnt sound too much crazier than one guy and his family building a giant boat and housing all the animals on earth in it for a year
#10 - I would like to see one with cultural religions. Like Norse Pa…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/05/2014 on History of religions -8
User avatar #101 - pizzapastasaurous (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't get the down votes. My family can date their history back to 1398; we're former Norman nobles. The religion is part of my family and of the World around me. I simply wanted to know some stats as Norse Paganism is no longer being openly persecuted.
#107 - huva (07/06/2014) [-]
Its probably not that big anymore because of the sacrifice of animals, large parts of your income and the fact that the only way to go to heaven is to die in battle. While the mythology is cool, and i have read pretty much all of it i am very interested in stuff like this, its just not a practical religion to practise anymore. Also, for any of your worship of the gods to be related to what they can support you with, you would have to live in the forest, living of the land and growing your own crops to survive. But hey, believing that the end of times will come when a ship made of dead peoples nails sails from hel to midgard, containing the army of undead under lokis command doesnt sound too much crazier than one guy and his family building a giant boat and housing all the animals on earth in it for a year
#61 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
wtf how can u believe in that old shit?

jævla knøl
#40 - RiflemanFunny (07/06/2014) [-]
No offense, but the return of Paganism is associated by college kids who were bored as fuck and decided to form Wicca. Sure it was not born in such a way, but like 80% of pagans are just atheist students at college. Kinda like the Satanist movement at Harvard. They really don't give a shit.
#73 - tlstheseen (07/06/2014) [-]
But thank you for your realistic analysis of the way its percieved, folks are still trying to work out of those.
#72 - tlstheseen (07/06/2014) [-]
Not quite man... It started coming back in the late 1800s on a larger scale thanks to spiritualism taking off in the west and east and provoking individuals to probe even deeper into occult ideas... This coinciding with concepts of deism and other philosophies. When some of these folks found groups like the Rosicrucians and even sects of paganism that had been passing down their stuff since before Christ, they ran with it. Early 20th century you get the O.T.O and guys like Crowley, and soon occultism is back in the running.. In the 80s it had a bit of a renaissance thanks to liberation thought in the west and the spread of republished literature/discovery of various ancient middle eastern and far eastern texts, tablets, and mysticism. The real serious students of this stuff are pretty scholarly but usually a lot more approachable than most normal religious practitioners about their beliefs, including wiccans and gods dammed cheap ass backwards 8th grade Satanists. If you meet a pagan who actually knows his shit and isn't just looking for attention, be prepared to get into a long chat about relativity theory and philosophy. The frauds are the ones going around saying they're gonna curse you if you tell johnny they like him.
Sorry for rant. Clarification was required.
Tld;Dr: fake pagans are annoying as fuck just like anyone who labels them self without understanding a damn thing, but real ones are a lot less crazy than the whole polytheism thing may sound.
>PIC probably related
User avatar #83 - RiflemanFunny (07/06/2014) [-]
For like one real pagan, there are like 20 fake ones. Even though the fake ones are actually more identifiable. It really turned it into a shitty fad due to the posers.
#136 - tlstheseen (07/12/2014) [-]
When I see a poser I usually call them out on it. Or at least help them to get that even if they think they know shit they didn't actually know shit and should study shit before they talk shit. Posers are shit. Shit/
User avatar #30 - valeandor (07/06/2014) [-]
for real? Æsir is back on the rise? Oo hell yeah,im in!
#23 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
Until we meet in those long halls brother!
#18 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
vote for odin my brother
#3 - Hah, and the guy is wearing an English crusader helmet. Isn't …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Welcome to Scotland -6
#13 - nump (07/06/2014) [-]
It's not exclusive to England.
User avatar #8 - lazorgator (07/06/2014) [-]
of course he was, hes english waving them goodbye, you can tell because of what side of the road hes on.


The man in a kilt waving the english flag stands further down on the other side
#6 - bjerneironbeard (07/05/2014) [-]
That type of helmet was common all over europe by that time. If it was good armor everyone used it, you can find french armor in english tombs and englisha rmor in french. So no, it's not ironic. It would have been ironic if was having tea and biccies, in a top hat twirling a monocle, and dreaming of oppressing americans once again.
#49 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
Yes. I am from England and that is actually all I do.
#52 - "GDP (PPP) 2012 estimate - Total $13…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on C for see if I care 0
#54 - gerfox (06/20/2014) [-]
No, not really.

On this list; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)

Real functioning economies like the US and China have a higher GDP PPP than the commonwealth. China barely, and the US by far (if the numbers you provided me with above is correct).
Oh, and also the EU knocks your socks off - and their economy actually works as one - and isn't just a organization without organization and duties.

I don't really know why were having this discussion tho...
#33 - The UK has the highest GDP nominal of any European country. An…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on C for see if I care -1
#41 - gerfox (06/20/2014) [-]
What?

Well, at least according to The World Bank, the UN, the IMF and the CIA World Factbook they don't even have the second biggest GDP nominal in the EU, which belongs to France.

Dealings with the Commonwealth are microscopic compared to the UK trade with the EU, and I find it amusing that you call the Commonwealth the worlds second biggest economy, it's not 1914. The EU on the other hand, in cases where it works as a unit, such as the WTO, is the world biggest economy and trade partner.
User avatar #52 - pizzapastasaurous (06/20/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Nations
"GDP (PPP) 2012 estimate
- Total $13.123 trillion (2nd)
- Per capita $5,844 (76th)
GDP (nominal) 2012 estimate
- Total $9.767 trillion (2nd)
- Per capita $4,350 (73rd)"
I was wrong about the UK individually but I was still right about the Commonwealth.
#54 - gerfox (06/20/2014) [-]
No, not really.

On this list; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)

Real functioning economies like the US and China have a higher GDP PPP than the commonwealth. China barely, and the US by far (if the numbers you provided me with above is correct).
Oh, and also the EU knocks your socks off - and their economy actually works as one - and isn't just a organization without organization and duties.

I don't really know why were having this discussion tho...
#41 - Yeah, you get some real knuckle-draggers, but they are great t… 06/16/2014 on /k/ world +1
#37 - Oh and one cadet lost his spare mags and had to run around the…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on /k/ world 0
User avatar #38 - joeyliquid (06/16/2014) [-]
Haha what a twat :L
But you have to be cruel to cadets, it's how you train their sorry asses.
User avatar #41 - pizzapastasaurous (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, you get some real knuckle-draggers, but they are great to watch. Especially on expeditions like to Dart Moor, some guy didnt place his tent right and during early morning the next day it completely up-rooted! I almost felt sorry for our Officer (A veteran of the Falklands; SAS).
#35 - When I used to do cadets our guns jammed all the ******…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2014 on /k/ world +1
User avatar #36 - joeyliquid (06/16/2014) [-]
It's cadets, it's par for the course.
User avatar #37 - pizzapastasaurous (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh and one cadet lost his spare mags and had to run around the moors for 3 hours trying to find them. heh.
User avatar #38 - joeyliquid (06/16/2014) [-]
Haha what a twat :L
But you have to be cruel to cadets, it's how you train their sorry asses.
User avatar #41 - pizzapastasaurous (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, you get some real knuckle-draggers, but they are great to watch. Especially on expeditions like to Dart Moor, some guy didnt place his tent right and during early morning the next day it completely up-rooted! I almost felt sorry for our Officer (A veteran of the Falklands; SAS).
#49 - No we almost never see face directly at the front or our visio…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#61 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
thats untrue. symmetrical people are more attractive. In the face and body. gisle is correct in thinking the average makes them symmetrical and thus more attractive. studies have also shown symmetry not only makes people more attractive but also comes up in other areas like track runners.
#57 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
thats stupid
you can instantly see if a face is symmetrical or not

its like you can pinpoint the positions of people behind you when you hear their steps
#98 - Just being more specific, I wasn't correcting you.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Disney Whitewashing 0
#108 - shadowgandalf (06/12/2014) [-]
<3
#196 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
IRA in spanish means "angry" coincidence?
#94 - IRA - Irish Republican Army, a separatist group that used terr…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Disney Whitewashing +1
#97 - shadowgandalf (06/12/2014) [-]
So basically what i said.
User avatar #98 - pizzapastasaurous (06/12/2014) [-]
Just being more specific, I wasn't correcting you.
#108 - shadowgandalf (06/12/2014) [-]
<3
#196 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
IRA in spanish means "angry" coincidence?
#166 - It doesnt affect me personally. I just know what the situation… 06/11/2014 on Support 0
#164 - I live in England **** wit, so it does.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Support 0
User avatar #165 - zealouscoma (06/11/2014) [-]
so why does Scotland leaving affect you personally in anyway
User avatar #166 - pizzapastasaurous (06/11/2014) [-]
It doesnt affect me personally. I just know what the situation is. And I commented on the OP statement. You are the instigator here.
#159 - The Bank of Scotland is staying with England. You guys would b…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Support 0
User avatar #162 - zealouscoma (06/11/2014) [-]
i dont understand why you give a fuck tbh, it wont affect your simple life in anyway.
User avatar #164 - pizzapastasaurous (06/11/2014) [-]
I live in England fuck wit, so it does.
User avatar #165 - zealouscoma (06/11/2014) [-]
so why does Scotland leaving affect you personally in anyway
User avatar #166 - pizzapastasaurous (06/11/2014) [-]
It doesnt affect me personally. I just know what the situation is. And I commented on the OP statement. You are the instigator here.
User avatar #161 - zealouscoma (06/11/2014) [-]
im with amex/tsb ill be cool, and swim in oil monies

the working class will always struggle no matter where they live, the upper rich classes will always have it easy
#34 - In that case I would never become older than an infant. Hence #3  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Be careful what you wish for 0
User avatar #35 - deathstare (06/11/2014) [-]
Number 3 is the main problem.
1, and 2, work together to an extent
but when 3 is tossed in, the problems arise.
#29 - No not "every country" you retard. Its specific to Scotland. 06/11/2014 on Support +2
#3 - Remembered memory  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on My body is in a stand by state 0
User avatar #4 - sirkanesixtytwo (06/10/2014) [-]
So then, total recall.
#2 - Same in England, America pays to occupy our land with radar an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 3 +5
User avatar #15 - enkmaster (06/11/2014) [-]
Which pisses off America. You know, the whole "selling arms and military hardware to Russia while they threaten war" isnt flying really well in the U.S.
#11 - Capitalism has serious issues, read Das Kapital or listen to S… 06/10/2014 on Econonmics explained -1
#3 - Agreed, if Scotland leads the Union it would become a 3rd Worl…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Support +2
User avatar #43 - zealouscoma (06/11/2014) [-]
i really hope we leave the uk, being from aberdeen it wont affect me at all having them oils monies and all, look at Norway its doing great on its own
User avatar #159 - pizzapastasaurous (06/11/2014) [-]
The Bank of Scotland is staying with England. You guys would be fucked.
User avatar #162 - zealouscoma (06/11/2014) [-]
i dont understand why you give a fuck tbh, it wont affect your simple life in anyway.
User avatar #164 - pizzapastasaurous (06/11/2014) [-]
I live in England fuck wit, so it does.
User avatar #165 - zealouscoma (06/11/2014) [-]
so why does Scotland leaving affect you personally in anyway
User avatar #166 - pizzapastasaurous (06/11/2014) [-]
It doesnt affect me personally. I just know what the situation is. And I commented on the OP statement. You are the instigator here.
User avatar #161 - zealouscoma (06/11/2014) [-]
im with amex/tsb ill be cool, and swim in oil monies

the working class will always struggle no matter where they live, the upper rich classes will always have it easy
#139 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
Scotland doesn't have any oil and won't if they split. The oil fields are privately owned.

When they say your economy will float on that oil, they're simply lying. The only way Scotland could claim that oil would be to nationalise it - something thats generally only done by people like Gaddafi because in the modern world it's frowned upon to steal private property to fuel petty political agendas.
User avatar #149 - zealouscoma (06/11/2014) [-]
please dont comment on things you dont know about
User avatar #6 - tinywerewolf (06/10/2014) [-]
yeah, becuase every country that hasd claimed independance has jsut instantly gone to shit, right.
User avatar #29 - pizzapastasaurous (06/11/2014) [-]
No not "every country" you retard. Its specific to Scotland.
#5 - Immortality. Invincibility in the form of regeneration tha…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Be careful what you wish for +2
User avatar #29 - deathstare (06/11/2014) [-]
But, aging is nothing more than regenerating cells. So... by hitting your prime, your regenerative powers become null.
User avatar #34 - pizzapastasaurous (06/11/2014) [-]
In that case I would never become older than an infant. Hence #3
User avatar #35 - deathstare (06/11/2014) [-]
Number 3 is the main problem.
1, and 2, work together to an extent
but when 3 is tossed in, the problems arise.
User avatar #27 - DemonX (06/11/2014) [-]
Not like you could be killed at your computer anyway.

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