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#115 - Hindsight, (over view and mistake on my part). 03/11/2012 on Is this the meaning of life?? 0
#114 - The meaning of life depends on which Generation you were born …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2012 on Is this the meaning of life?? +1
User avatar #115 - pizzapastasaurous (03/11/2012) [-]
Hindsight, (over view and mistake on my part).
#1 - Watch with coldplay viva la vida works perfectly. 03/08/2012 on Jaws +1
#18 - Now now, well ******* done OP, im an ultimate 'fe… 03/05/2012 on dilligaf +1
#197 - I loved that film. 03/05/2012 on 11 or 12 0
#133 - Heathenism ftw. 03/02/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 2 0
#401 - You know your a massive prick if you pay attention to a thread… 02/27/2012 on Seanessy's Tribute To Funny... -4
#78 - I hah one, it was black, the screen fell out in one week and 2… 02/27/2012 on RAZR 0
#1 - Absolutely astounding! To think that an Austisic eleven year o… 02/25/2012 on WOW +3
#2 - Dawn of war 1 disk case, and a 2ft 6" green lava lamp. FTW. 02/22/2012 on It's funny because you're... +1
#351 - The German race were vastly intelligent, people hypothesis tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2012 on Helmet? -3
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User avatar #395 - mrbeany (02/22/2012) [-]
That might be true, but I kinda don't want to die just because I have brown hair, and brown eyes
#299 - What? I find it hard to believe I got -5 thumbs for that sente…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2012 on Helmet? -4
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User avatar #531 - lasmamoe (02/22/2012) [-]
Obama?
User avatar #351 - pizzapastasaurous (02/22/2012) [-]
The German race were vastly intelligent, people hypothesis that if the Germans had won the war we, as humanity, would be far more advanced.
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User avatar #395 - mrbeany (02/22/2012) [-]
That might be true, but I kinda don't want to die just because I have brown hair, and brown eyes
#19 - Thank fully far north chavs are a 'rare' occurance, well apart… 02/22/2012 on Churchhill for the win. 0
#17 - Yes, I am :) North Yorkshire friend, and you?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2012 on Churchhill for the win. +1
User avatar #18 - carnelianlavaliere (02/22/2012) [-]
I'm from Wallasey, near the Mersey. Where 99.9% of the population is consisted entirely of bloody chavs.
User avatar #19 - pizzapastasaurous (02/22/2012) [-]
Thank fully far north chavs are a 'rare' occurance, well apart from main cities like York, Leeds, Bradford, etc. May be slightly racist but oh well, I have lived here 16 years and only seen one black man.
#9 - I dont quite understand this because in England 1/20 of the po… 02/22/2012 on Your is bigger +1
#14 - BLOOD FOR THE KHORNEFLAKES. 02/22/2012 on Poison Joke +4
#5 - Back when the Common Wealth was great :) It pains me to see En…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2012 on Churchhill for the win. 0
User avatar #10 - carnelianlavaliere (02/22/2012) [-]
I know. Am I safe to assume you live here?
User avatar #17 - pizzapastasaurous (02/22/2012) [-]
Yes, I am :) North Yorkshire friend, and you?
User avatar #18 - carnelianlavaliere (02/22/2012) [-]
I'm from Wallasey, near the Mersey. Where 99.9% of the population is consisted entirely of bloody chavs.
User avatar #19 - pizzapastasaurous (02/22/2012) [-]
Thank fully far north chavs are a 'rare' occurance, well apart from main cities like York, Leeds, Bradford, etc. May be slightly racist but oh well, I have lived here 16 years and only seen one black man.
#47 - Indeed, I find it more of a shame Germany lost though :(  [+] (10 new replies) 02/22/2012 on Helmet? -15
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User avatar #299 - pizzapastasaurous (02/22/2012) [-]
What? I find it hard to believe I got -5 thumbs for that sentence :|
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User avatar #531 - lasmamoe (02/22/2012) [-]
Obama?
User avatar #351 - pizzapastasaurous (02/22/2012) [-]
The German race were vastly intelligent, people hypothesis that if the Germans had won the war we, as humanity, would be far more advanced.
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User avatar #395 - mrbeany (02/22/2012) [-]
That might be true, but I kinda don't want to die just because I have brown hair, and brown eyes
#41 - Agreed I find the German's uniform / marching orders were fant…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/22/2012 on Helmet? +11
User avatar #45 - Pandadog (02/22/2012) [-]
everything about germany was badass.. except for.. you know... the whole jew thing
User avatar #946 - ilovehitler (02/23/2012) [-]
Even that retains baddassery when you consider the efficiency of it all/
User avatar #47 - pizzapastasaurous (02/22/2012) [-]
Indeed, I find it more of a shame Germany lost though :(
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User avatar #299 - pizzapastasaurous (02/22/2012) [-]
What? I find it hard to believe I got -5 thumbs for that sentence :|
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User avatar #531 - lasmamoe (02/22/2012) [-]
Obama?
User avatar #351 - pizzapastasaurous (02/22/2012) [-]
The German race were vastly intelligent, people hypothesis that if the Germans had won the war we, as humanity, would be far more advanced.
#397 - warwipf has deleted their comment.
User avatar #395 - mrbeany (02/22/2012) [-]
That might be true, but I kinda don't want to die just because I have brown hair, and brown eyes
#12 - Yeah... but slinky has tranlated over the years ^_^ If ya know… 02/22/2012 on today's generation 0
#55 - MESSAGE TO ANON, QUICKLY DOWNLOAD THE INTERNET INCASE SOPA PA… 02/22/2012 on How do I download the... +23
#7 - Cannibalism actually makes sense though, rather then Homosexua…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2012 on Homosexuality +3
#250 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2012) [-]
population control
#6 - Yeah but out of 6.7 million ? www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-...…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2012 on Homosexuality -9
#388 - cidkh (02/22/2012) [-]
MOST of those species don't even sexually reproduce

Keep in mind, out of the 3 domains of life 2 (Archea and Bacteria) are all unicellular and reproduce via binary fission.

Of the Eukarya (the third domain of life) many organisms still do not sexually reproduce (at least in a mechanism where two sexes are present). Plants, fungi, and eukaryotic unicellular organisms (ie: yeast) are all examples of this. Your "6.7 million" species presnent on the earth statistic, while true, is being misapplied to the argument. One could make a similarly fallacious argument by saying "trees are pretty smart, and you don't see any homosexual trees, therefore homosexual people are stupid."

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tl;dr, that statistic is misused
#19 - genericusernameone (02/21/2012) [-]
That doesn't matter. It happens in nature, therefore it's natural. Sure, it's rare, but it's still natural. Besides, he only said "observed". Imagine the millions of species whose homosexual mating has not been observed.
#318 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2012) [-]
Well, if you're saying that homosexuality is not wrong because it's natural, then you must believe that whatever is natural is right and whatever is unnatural is wrong.
A natural consequence of a homosexual relationship is childlessness.
It is unnatural for a same sex couple to have a child. Therefore, by your logic, gays should not adopt.
Also, there are a lot of things animals do that we would see as morally reprehensible.
Basically, you need a better argument then the notion that it's natural.

#509 - genericusernameone (02/23/2012) [-]
What, then, is your argument for its unnaturality? A couple books say it's a bad idea?
#8 - Hes... hes playing the music of War! - Nazi Docter. 02/21/2012 on Team Alucard 0
#6 - (4/4) Not a full back ground, but close enough.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2012 on Team Alucard 0
#7 - killerturd (02/21/2012) [-]
"My friends, it has often been said that I like war. Friends, I like war. No, friends, I love war!
I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.

Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth." the major
User avatar #8 - pizzapastasaurous (02/21/2012) [-]
Hes... hes playing the music of War! - Nazi Docter.

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User avatar #34 - gugek ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Hi! I hope you have a great night, and a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #35 to #34 - pizzapastasaurous (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo, thanks dawg. You alright
User avatar #36 to #35 - gugek ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Thanks homie.
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