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Date Signed Up:6/25/2011
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Five foot ten, black straight hair, blue eyes and pale skin.
>inb4 NEET

At University at the moment, studying Psychology and Philosophy; ayy.

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#24 - You mean pures and faggots. 09/26/2014 on Runescape Gif Comp 0
#5 - ******* GINZALINE TOWARDS YOKOHAMA . I HATE YOU SO MUCH… 09/26/2014 on The truth 0
#7 - Its because after Boba's death the genetic material for clonin… 09/24/2014 on Star Wars propaganda 0
#254 - Yeah but thats because of ******* not "oh Japan". 09/19/2014 on Meanwhile in Japan Compilation 0
#17 - Its not that bad... Akihabara is ******* tho.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Meanwhile in Japan Compilation +1
User avatar #93 - livefromtokyo (09/19/2014) [-]
or Roppongi
User avatar #254 - pizzapastasaurous (09/19/2014) [-]
Yeah but thats because of Niggers not "oh Japan".
#15 - My favorite animal, they are amazing. **** whale PETA g…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +1
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#13 - Because when their extended family came round... They had him …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +1
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#11 - **** sucks man, my Dog was stolen from me by some filth…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +1
#12 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
This stuff should stay online, not breach life...and hazmat suit was required.
What the fuck? How do you know they stole your dog?
And why haven't you burned their house down?
#13 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Because when their extended family came round... They had him with them... I didn't do shit as I was catching a boat. I specifically moved fucking countries away from them.

Dunno where you live bro but don't ever life or stay in Bradford or Leeds.
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#4 - ...You hope. 09/14/2014 on This hurts 0
#9 - Dogs are awesome, I used to have a medium labradoodle. But…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +2
#10 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Just googled labradoodle. Cute as fuck. I want one.
Sadly the dog I was talking about had to down last year I cried like a bitch and I won't deny it
I also had another burbul, he was like the runt of the litter but he was my first dog, I have a special place in my heart for him and my other two and I got quite a few stories because of him.
Doge...yes, the incarnation of hell on earth.
I still see people saying 'much wow ' etc on fb...it irks me
#11 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit sucks man, my Dog was stolen from me by some filthy Pakis (my neighbors) police didn't do anything... Also cried like a bitch

www.facebook.com/WowSuchPage?fref=ts (Gas mask required)
#12 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
This stuff should stay online, not breach life...and hazmat suit was required.
What the fuck? How do you know they stole your dog?
And why haven't you burned their house down?
#13 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Because when their extended family came round... They had him with them... I didn't do shit as I was catching a boat. I specifically moved fucking countries away from them.

Dunno where you live bro but don't ever life or stay in Bradford or Leeds.
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#7 - This is truly Hell's fury. Satan went too far this time D: …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +2
#8 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Behold, what has been released into our world, it knows not mercy and wishes only for blood.
I don't have a pic of my dog on this pc but she was a giant burbul and she was the cuddliest dumbest sweetest thing I've ever had the joy of hugging.
Also I have no idea why but your pic made me laugh like a moron
#9 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Dogs are awesome, I used to have a medium labradoodle.
But truly, Doge is the personification of evil.
#10 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Just googled labradoodle. Cute as fuck. I want one.
Sadly the dog I was talking about had to down last year I cried like a bitch and I won't deny it
I also had another burbul, he was like the runt of the litter but he was my first dog, I have a special place in my heart for him and my other two and I got quite a few stories because of him.
Doge...yes, the incarnation of hell on earth.
I still see people saying 'much wow ' etc on fb...it irks me
#11 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit sucks man, my Dog was stolen from me by some filthy Pakis (my neighbors) police didn't do anything... Also cried like a bitch

www.facebook.com/WowSuchPage?fref=ts (Gas mask required)
#12 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
This stuff should stay online, not breach life...and hazmat suit was required.
What the fuck? How do you know they stole your dog?
And why haven't you burned their house down?
#13 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Because when their extended family came round... They had him with them... I didn't do shit as I was catching a boat. I specifically moved fucking countries away from them.

Dunno where you live bro but don't ever life or stay in Bradford or Leeds.
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#5 - Animals only became hostile and poisonous etc.. After Satan fe…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/14/2014 on For mankind +1
#26 - popeflatus (09/14/2014) [-]
None of that is true at all. The bible is false.
#6 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Huh, I did not know that, I stand corrected, thank you kind sir.
Have a .gif of an animal that was clearly made vicious by the fall
#7 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
This is truly Hell's fury. Satan went too far this time D:
Pic semi-related
#8 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Behold, what has been released into our world, it knows not mercy and wishes only for blood.
I don't have a pic of my dog on this pc but she was a giant burbul and she was the cuddliest dumbest sweetest thing I've ever had the joy of hugging.
Also I have no idea why but your pic made me laugh like a moron
#9 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Dogs are awesome, I used to have a medium labradoodle.
But truly, Doge is the personification of evil.
#10 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Just googled labradoodle. Cute as fuck. I want one.
Sadly the dog I was talking about had to down last year I cried like a bitch and I won't deny it
I also had another burbul, he was like the runt of the litter but he was my first dog, I have a special place in my heart for him and my other two and I got quite a few stories because of him.
Doge...yes, the incarnation of hell on earth.
I still see people saying 'much wow ' etc on fb...it irks me
#11 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit sucks man, my Dog was stolen from me by some filthy Pakis (my neighbors) police didn't do anything... Also cried like a bitch

www.facebook.com/WowSuchPage?fref=ts (Gas mask required)
#12 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
This stuff should stay online, not breach life...and hazmat suit was required.
What the fuck? How do you know they stole your dog?
And why haven't you burned their house down?
#13 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
Because when their extended family came round... They had him with them... I didn't do shit as I was catching a boat. I specifically moved fucking countries away from them.

Dunno where you live bro but don't ever life or stay in Bradford or Leeds.
User avatar #14 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit man that's terrible, sorry that happened.
And I stay in South Africa but I'll take that advice.
Also komodo dragons are scary as fuck.
They basically have a rotting carcass in their mouths
User avatar #15 - pizzapastasaurous (09/14/2014) [-]
My favorite animal, they are amazing. Fuck whale PETA get your asses in gear, these guys need help-ish. (As if Humans could kill them)
User avatar #16 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
Those things are epic, but they are dangerous as fuck. I mean, people need to put their houses on stilts to avoid them.
#519 - Thanks Joshlol babes ;) oxox 09/10/2014 on Register for gamedefine +1
#169 - User: Yorkie I'm not going to lie, gaming is my favor…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Register for gamedefine +1
User avatar #315 - joshlol (09/10/2014) [-]
you're now an author
good luck
User avatar #519 - pizzapastasaurous (09/10/2014) [-]
Thanks Joshlol babes ;) oxox
#15 - Its the legacy of the mixing from Latin and Saxon language str… 09/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#13 - Gotta love DnD, has its faults but at least its easy to home-b… 08/14/2014 on D&D 5th Ed Starter box! +1
#22 - Become Jedi, thereby gain access to the Sith. Depending on whi… 08/14/2014 on Pick your poison 0
#3 - That film is gold. Good job not being a cultural swine! 08/09/2014 on Amazon's Sense of Humor 0
#35 - He is not omnipotent, as I said its a corruption. Jesus never …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on God -2
#61 - iscrewbabies (07/15/2014) [-]
God is a cruel bastard.
I'd rather suck the dick of Satan, than even for a second follow God.
At least Satan is helping the world, unlike some useless God motherintense bodyloveer up in the sky. Not that either of them exist, of course.
#60 - Ken M (07/15/2014) [-]
But again, your only looking at this from one point of view of reference whilst there being more than a dozen who are equally valid. But that's really the issue at the end of the day when discussing these matters isn't it? Everyone thinks themselves correct and everyone else wrong, but the reason they base this idea is really all the same isn't it? The real irony stems from the fact that you speak of 'corruptions' of other religions, but have you ever bothered to consider that maybe you're beliefs are too? Consider for a moment the number of Bibles there are, there's the Old and the New, and how many times has that been rewritten, reinterpreted, and so forth to fit one's beliefs? I'll tell you now that if you think you'res is somehow above it all, your wrong. But then again, the only real understanding of the bible is the literal one. Unfortunately people staunchly deny the possibility whilst also carefully choosing what they want to believe to fit one's ideology. Omnipotent or no.
#33 - That depends. He gave Humanity free-will to do as they wished;…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on God -3
User avatar #87 - testaburger (07/15/2014) [-]
If he's omniscient, then he knowingly set a rule that he knew would be broken.
#34 - Ken M (07/15/2014) [-]
The issue I think is that it is never expressly said that he was omnipotent, while at the same time it was never expressed that he wasn't. This also depends on which bible you choose to believe in as well, because for example, the Old Bible paints God to be much more akin to omnipotent as opposed to not. Seeing as he's capable of incredible acts, such as turning the sinful city of Babylon into salt in a mere instant. But again, it's never really stated one way or another.

Furthermore, the problem here is that within you're understanding of the Bible God may not be omnipotent. However do consider for a moment that you're understanding of the book and how you interpret is not the only way, and as a devil's advocate, the chances of it being true are actually slimmer than you might think. If we were to look at it from a purely statistically equal possibility anyways.

Just watch what you say, otherwise you just might come off as a pretentious brat.
User avatar #35 - pizzapastasaurous (07/15/2014) [-]
He is not omnipotent, as I said its a corruption. Jesus never states he is all-powerful. And his word it the only true voice (if you believe the Bible).
#61 - iscrewbabies (07/15/2014) [-]
God is a cruel bastard.
I'd rather suck the dick of Satan, than even for a second follow God.
At least Satan is helping the world, unlike some useless God motherintense bodyloveer up in the sky. Not that either of them exist, of course.
#60 - Ken M (07/15/2014) [-]
But again, your only looking at this from one point of view of reference whilst there being more than a dozen who are equally valid. But that's really the issue at the end of the day when discussing these matters isn't it? Everyone thinks themselves correct and everyone else wrong, but the reason they base this idea is really all the same isn't it? The real irony stems from the fact that you speak of 'corruptions' of other religions, but have you ever bothered to consider that maybe you're beliefs are too? Consider for a moment the number of Bibles there are, there's the Old and the New, and how many times has that been rewritten, reinterpreted, and so forth to fit one's beliefs? I'll tell you now that if you think you'res is somehow above it all, your wrong. But then again, the only real understanding of the bible is the literal one. Unfortunately people staunchly deny the possibility whilst also carefully choosing what they want to believe to fit one's ideology. Omnipotent or no.
#30 - In the Bible he is never described as being all-powerful, that…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/15/2014 on God -3
User avatar #78 - darthmidget (07/15/2014) [-]
hes not very loving though is he. hes mostly mentioned in the old testament and he spends most of time being a giant prick playing a game of the sims. he ends up killing or ordering the death people than helping him. hell in the bible satan only kills about 10 people. god wiped multipul cities off the face of the map, turned a woman into salt just for looking back at her own towns people, and drowned everyone *including infants and unknowing animals* all because he didnt like the way they turned out.

TL;DR: all loving my ass
User avatar #232 - saytwaa (07/15/2014) [-]
it is true the bible has been changed, a lot of stuff in the bible now is totally different from the original teaching of jesus. which jesus wasnt his real name anyways. you can hardly go off of todays bible
#32 - Ken M (07/15/2014) [-]
He sure as intense bodylove isn't all good or omniscient, and the all-loving is pretty questionable.
#57 - captainganto (07/15/2014) [-]
you're concept of love in grounded in humanity mind you, whereas God's concept us divine and infathimable
User avatar #86 - testaburger (07/15/2014) [-]
Then stop calling it all-loving, when clearly, our understanding of it is incorrect.

Call it "God works in mysterious ways"
User avatar #33 - pizzapastasaurous (07/15/2014) [-]
That depends. He gave Humanity free-will to do as they wished; he set a rule which was broken, he banished Satan and his followers to reside over the Earth with the Humans. And as we discussed God is not all-powerful; Satan and his followers are powerful enough to oppose God and so they do; until Armageddon.

Perhaps you should know what your talking about before you're state a childish opinion.
User avatar #87 - testaburger (07/15/2014) [-]
If he's omniscient, then he knowingly set a rule that he knew would be broken.
#34 - Ken M (07/15/2014) [-]
The issue I think is that it is never expressly said that he was omnipotent, while at the same time it was never expressed that he wasn't. This also depends on which bible you choose to believe in as well, because for example, the Old Bible paints God to be much more akin to omnipotent as opposed to not. Seeing as he's capable of incredible acts, such as turning the sinful city of Babylon into salt in a mere instant. But again, it's never really stated one way or another.

Furthermore, the problem here is that within you're understanding of the Bible God may not be omnipotent. However do consider for a moment that you're understanding of the book and how you interpret is not the only way, and as a devil's advocate, the chances of it being true are actually slimmer than you might think. If we were to look at it from a purely statistically equal possibility anyways.

Just watch what you say, otherwise you just might come off as a pretentious brat.
User avatar #35 - pizzapastasaurous (07/15/2014) [-]
He is not omnipotent, as I said its a corruption. Jesus never states he is all-powerful. And his word it the only true voice (if you believe the Bible).
#61 - iscrewbabies (07/15/2014) [-]
God is a cruel bastard.
I'd rather suck the dick of Satan, than even for a second follow God.
At least Satan is helping the world, unlike some useless God motherintense bodyloveer up in the sky. Not that either of them exist, of course.
#60 - Ken M (07/15/2014) [-]
But again, your only looking at this from one point of view of reference whilst there being more than a dozen who are equally valid. But that's really the issue at the end of the day when discussing these matters isn't it? Everyone thinks themselves correct and everyone else wrong, but the reason they base this idea is really all the same isn't it? The real irony stems from the fact that you speak of 'corruptions' of other religions, but have you ever bothered to consider that maybe you're beliefs are too? Consider for a moment the number of Bibles there are, there's the Old and the New, and how many times has that been rewritten, reinterpreted, and so forth to fit one's beliefs? I'll tell you now that if you think you'res is somehow above it all, your wrong. But then again, the only real understanding of the bible is the literal one. Unfortunately people staunchly deny the possibility whilst also carefully choosing what they want to believe to fit one's ideology. Omnipotent or no.
#29 - Just like from Futurama. "If you do things right, people …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on God +67
#329 - Ken M (07/15/2014) [-]
Unless people are aware of what will happen if you don't do things right or have experienced such at some point in the past.
#145 - gigamuffin (07/15/2014) [-]
#47 - Ah, I was born in Bradford. digestive end productesville at it…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Some Random facts 0
User avatar #48 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Ha yeah it's great isn't it. But who knows, Bradford might have a better time if UKIP manage to slip into parliament.
#44 - Live in the Harrogate or a village. It's the best.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Some Random facts 0
User avatar #46 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
I could never leave Leeds, I hate it and that's why I love it.
User avatar #47 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
Ah, I was born in Bradford. digestive end productesville at its finest... Where whites are becoming the minority and the police can't arrest anyone for fear of riots..
User avatar #48 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Ha yeah it's great isn't it. But who knows, Bradford might have a better time if UKIP manage to slip into parliament.
#42 - There's one group of immigrants I love; its the Nepalese. They…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Some Random facts 0
User avatar #43 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it's just a shame most English people can't be hard working and quiet. Especially up here.
User avatar #44 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
Live in the Harrogate or a village. It's the best.
User avatar #46 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
I could never leave Leeds, I hate it and that's why I love it.
User avatar #47 - pizzapastasaurous (07/14/2014) [-]
Ah, I was born in Bradford. digestive end productesville at its finest... Where whites are becoming the minority and the police can't arrest anyone for fear of riots..
User avatar #48 - zallaz (07/14/2014) [-]
Ha yeah it's great isn't it. But who knows, Bradford might have a better time if UKIP manage to slip into parliament.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #39 - loopymoomoo (03/22/2015) [-]
dis ***** doesnt like dank webm comps
User avatar #40 to #39 - pizzapastasaurous ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Watchu talking about f00l?
User avatar #37 - Falkor (02/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #34 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Hi! I hope you have a great night, and a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #35 to #34 - pizzapastasaurous ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo, thanks dawg. You alright
User avatar #36 to #35 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Thanks homie.
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