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#321 - **pizzacat rolls 6,075** 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
#62 - They better be playing Mario Kart to add insult to more injury. 06/09/2014 on Not to Care 0
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Well... -38
#38 - ohemgeezus (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if you're attempting to troll at this point or if you actually do have a brain disease. Do you see the gun to the robbers throat? Any sudden movement or attack and the owner could have shot him.
#33 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Well... -36
#36 - ohemgeezus (03/16/2014) [-]
how was he supposed to fight the owner, with the owners hand holding the robbers hand that had the gun in it, as well as a the store owners gun to the robber throat?
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#38 - ohemgeezus (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if you're attempting to troll at this point or if you actually do have a brain disease. Do you see the gun to the robbers throat? Any sudden movement or attack and the owner could have shot him.
#32 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Well... -27
User avatar #126 - chimpaflimp (03/16/2014) [-]
The red thumbs mean stop.
User avatar #119 - palinomana (03/16/2014) [-]
My cousin was robbed four years ago, cleveland ohio. The robber came up from behind him, pointed a gun at his back, and demand his wallet, phone, and car keys. After handing all 3 over to him with no issue, The robber shot him in the back anyway. he made a decent recovery, with only some long term damage.
My point, is that giving the person what they want WILL NOT make them leave you or stop attacking you. If you think otherwise, you're horribly mistaken. Although, Honestly, I'm happy to know that you live in a nice enough place where you wouldn't need to know any of this. I envy you. But crime isn't as simple as handing something over and moving on. It's much more complicated.
User avatar #82 - iamtheballsack (03/16/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude, you are really really stupid.
User avatar #34 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
- They want no witness
- They're being initiated to a gang
- They're trying to impress their thug friends
- They just feel like it
- They're crazy

You are one poor sheltered child. I'm sorry for the way your parents raised you, they failed.
#50 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You're easy as fuck to troll holy shit lol
#51 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
"Trolling"
#53 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
That is exactly what you do though.
User avatar #54 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
All I've done here is state facts. You can claim hurr trolling all night if you feel like it, I'm gonna go lay in bed with my fiance, have a good night.
#55 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You sure have a nice delusional superiority complex going on, kid. HAHA
#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (12 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Well... -28
User avatar #35 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
some fuckers still kill their victims to make sure they cant testify
User avatar #31 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
You clearly live a very sheltered life with no real concept of how crime works if that's what you think.
#32 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #126 - chimpaflimp (03/16/2014) [-]
The red thumbs mean stop.
User avatar #119 - palinomana (03/16/2014) [-]
My cousin was robbed four years ago, cleveland ohio. The robber came up from behind him, pointed a gun at his back, and demand his wallet, phone, and car keys. After handing all 3 over to him with no issue, The robber shot him in the back anyway. he made a decent recovery, with only some long term damage.
My point, is that giving the person what they want WILL NOT make them leave you or stop attacking you. If you think otherwise, you're horribly mistaken. Although, Honestly, I'm happy to know that you live in a nice enough place where you wouldn't need to know any of this. I envy you. But crime isn't as simple as handing something over and moving on. It's much more complicated.
User avatar #82 - iamtheballsack (03/16/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude, you are really really stupid.
User avatar #34 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
- They want no witness
- They're being initiated to a gang
- They're trying to impress their thug friends
- They just feel like it
- They're crazy

You are one poor sheltered child. I'm sorry for the way your parents raised you, they failed.
#50 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You're easy as fuck to troll holy shit lol
#51 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
"Trolling"
#53 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
That is exactly what you do though.
User avatar #54 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
All I've done here is state facts. You can claim hurr trolling all night if you feel like it, I'm gonna go lay in bed with my fiance, have a good night.
#55 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You sure have a nice delusional superiority complex going on, kid. HAHA
#27 - Comment deleted  [+] (14 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Well... -30
User avatar #29 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
So you're gonna die anyways then, why just roll over and accept it? You a pussy or something?
#30 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #35 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
some fuckers still kill their victims to make sure they cant testify
User avatar #31 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
You clearly live a very sheltered life with no real concept of how crime works if that's what you think.
#32 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #126 - chimpaflimp (03/16/2014) [-]
The red thumbs mean stop.
User avatar #119 - palinomana (03/16/2014) [-]
My cousin was robbed four years ago, cleveland ohio. The robber came up from behind him, pointed a gun at his back, and demand his wallet, phone, and car keys. After handing all 3 over to him with no issue, The robber shot him in the back anyway. he made a decent recovery, with only some long term damage.
My point, is that giving the person what they want WILL NOT make them leave you or stop attacking you. If you think otherwise, you're horribly mistaken. Although, Honestly, I'm happy to know that you live in a nice enough place where you wouldn't need to know any of this. I envy you. But crime isn't as simple as handing something over and moving on. It's much more complicated.
User avatar #82 - iamtheballsack (03/16/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude, you are really really stupid.
User avatar #34 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
- They want no witness
- They're being initiated to a gang
- They're trying to impress their thug friends
- They just feel like it
- They're crazy

You are one poor sheltered child. I'm sorry for the way your parents raised you, they failed.
#50 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You're easy as fuck to troll holy shit lol
#51 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
"Trolling"
#53 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
That is exactly what you do though.
User avatar #54 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
All I've done here is state facts. You can claim hurr trolling all night if you feel like it, I'm gonna go lay in bed with my fiance, have a good night.
#55 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You sure have a nice delusional superiority complex going on, kid. HAHA
#25 - Comment deleted  [+] (16 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Well... -31
User avatar #26 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
I'd rather them be dead and keep my stuff thank you.
#27 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
So you're gonna die anyways then, why just roll over and accept it? You a pussy or something?
#30 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #35 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
some fuckers still kill their victims to make sure they cant testify
User avatar #31 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
You clearly live a very sheltered life with no real concept of how crime works if that's what you think.
#32 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #126 - chimpaflimp (03/16/2014) [-]
The red thumbs mean stop.
User avatar #119 - palinomana (03/16/2014) [-]
My cousin was robbed four years ago, cleveland ohio. The robber came up from behind him, pointed a gun at his back, and demand his wallet, phone, and car keys. After handing all 3 over to him with no issue, The robber shot him in the back anyway. he made a decent recovery, with only some long term damage.
My point, is that giving the person what they want WILL NOT make them leave you or stop attacking you. If you think otherwise, you're horribly mistaken. Although, Honestly, I'm happy to know that you live in a nice enough place where you wouldn't need to know any of this. I envy you. But crime isn't as simple as handing something over and moving on. It's much more complicated.
User avatar #82 - iamtheballsack (03/16/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude, you are really really stupid.
User avatar #34 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
- They want no witness
- They're being initiated to a gang
- They're trying to impress their thug friends
- They just feel like it
- They're crazy

You are one poor sheltered child. I'm sorry for the way your parents raised you, they failed.
#50 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You're easy as fuck to troll holy shit lol
#51 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
"Trolling"
#53 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
That is exactly what you do though.
User avatar #54 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
All I've done here is state facts. You can claim hurr trolling all night if you feel like it, I'm gonna go lay in bed with my fiance, have a good night.
#55 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You sure have a nice delusional superiority complex going on, kid. HAHA
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (22 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Well... -31
#123 - shadownigga (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - PyroIsFiya (03/16/2014) [-]
He saw an opporunity for self defense, he caugh the robber off-guard obviously. If the circumstance were different (had the clerk not noticed he had a gun) I'm sure he would have just let him take the money. But in this instance, that is not the case, so obviously other event procured. Now stfu cancer of Fj.
#46 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
From your grammar and general cluelessness I can deduct that your balls have yet to drop. Please stop posting until they do so, and pay attention in school. Thank you.
User avatar #61 - PyroIsFiya (03/16/2014) [-]
Sometimes, anon is bro.
#24 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
Genius, nobel peace prize for this guy.
#25 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #26 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
I'd rather them be dead and keep my stuff thank you.
#27 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
So you're gonna die anyways then, why just roll over and accept it? You a pussy or something?
#30 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #35 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
some fuckers still kill their victims to make sure they cant testify
User avatar #31 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
You clearly live a very sheltered life with no real concept of how crime works if that's what you think.
#32 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #126 - chimpaflimp (03/16/2014) [-]
The red thumbs mean stop.
User avatar #119 - palinomana (03/16/2014) [-]
My cousin was robbed four years ago, cleveland ohio. The robber came up from behind him, pointed a gun at his back, and demand his wallet, phone, and car keys. After handing all 3 over to him with no issue, The robber shot him in the back anyway. he made a decent recovery, with only some long term damage.
My point, is that giving the person what they want WILL NOT make them leave you or stop attacking you. If you think otherwise, you're horribly mistaken. Although, Honestly, I'm happy to know that you live in a nice enough place where you wouldn't need to know any of this. I envy you. But crime isn't as simple as handing something over and moving on. It's much more complicated.
User avatar #82 - iamtheballsack (03/16/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude, you are really really stupid.
User avatar #34 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
- They want no witness
- They're being initiated to a gang
- They're trying to impress their thug friends
- They just feel like it
- They're crazy

You are one poor sheltered child. I'm sorry for the way your parents raised you, they failed.
#50 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You're easy as fuck to troll holy shit lol
#51 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
"Trolling"
#53 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
That is exactly what you do though.
User avatar #54 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
All I've done here is state facts. You can claim hurr trolling all night if you feel like it, I'm gonna go lay in bed with my fiance, have a good night.
#55 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You sure have a nice delusional superiority complex going on, kid. HAHA
#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (24 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Well... -31
User avatar #22 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
So you think it's smart to let other people rob you but not defend yourself? Grade A logic right there boyo.
#23 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
#123 - shadownigga (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - PyroIsFiya (03/16/2014) [-]
He saw an opporunity for self defense, he caugh the robber off-guard obviously. If the circumstance were different (had the clerk not noticed he had a gun) I'm sure he would have just let him take the money. But in this instance, that is not the case, so obviously other event procured. Now stfu cancer of Fj.
#46 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
From your grammar and general cluelessness I can deduct that your balls have yet to drop. Please stop posting until they do so, and pay attention in school. Thank you.
User avatar #61 - PyroIsFiya (03/16/2014) [-]
Sometimes, anon is bro.
#24 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
Genius, nobel peace prize for this guy.
#25 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #26 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
I'd rather them be dead and keep my stuff thank you.
#27 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
So you're gonna die anyways then, why just roll over and accept it? You a pussy or something?
#30 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #35 - konradkurze (03/16/2014) [-]
some fuckers still kill their victims to make sure they cant testify
User avatar #31 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
You clearly live a very sheltered life with no real concept of how crime works if that's what you think.
#32 - pizzacat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #126 - chimpaflimp (03/16/2014) [-]
The red thumbs mean stop.
User avatar #119 - palinomana (03/16/2014) [-]
My cousin was robbed four years ago, cleveland ohio. The robber came up from behind him, pointed a gun at his back, and demand his wallet, phone, and car keys. After handing all 3 over to him with no issue, The robber shot him in the back anyway. he made a decent recovery, with only some long term damage.
My point, is that giving the person what they want WILL NOT make them leave you or stop attacking you. If you think otherwise, you're horribly mistaken. Although, Honestly, I'm happy to know that you live in a nice enough place where you wouldn't need to know any of this. I envy you. But crime isn't as simple as handing something over and moving on. It's much more complicated.
User avatar #82 - iamtheballsack (03/16/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude, you are really really stupid.
User avatar #34 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
- They want no witness
- They're being initiated to a gang
- They're trying to impress their thug friends
- They just feel like it
- They're crazy

You are one poor sheltered child. I'm sorry for the way your parents raised you, they failed.
#50 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You're easy as fuck to troll holy shit lol
#51 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
"Trolling"
#53 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
That is exactly what you do though.
User avatar #54 - roliga (03/16/2014) [-]
All I've done here is state facts. You can claim hurr trolling all night if you feel like it, I'm gonna go lay in bed with my fiance, have a good night.
#55 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
You sure have a nice delusional superiority complex going on, kid. HAHA
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User avatar #5 - majormayor (03/28/2014) [-]
You outlived PizzaRat.
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