Got it mate. Any and all fap material would be cool.
I'll try to find any of mine too

she's not very photogenic lol...

looks wayyy better in person

Anything fap-worthy, mate. I mean anything. I fapped to her before. But can you blame me really?

cant blame you.. she's hot

Damn right she is. I'll post more if you want.

yeah post another one then i'll get you a pic of her..

only one i have though is one of her and i sitting together

This is another girl.
I have both girls on my facebook too.

mm not bad.. what's your relation to her?

Just friends. I have a 2 other cousins who are also pretty cute. One is a slut and she's told me before

Your cousin told you she is a slut?

dude.. she wants the D

This is when she told me. I doubt that. She told me before that she wouldn't fuck me.

lel.. ok then

So did you get that pic?

...

No it's cool, mate. I don't judge. But yeah man she looks cute.

What time is it, dawg?

why you ask?

Cuz it's time for a switcheroo.

obby

Face pic of my 3rd cousin

Her in a bikini

Face of my other cousin, btw. I'll try to get a face pic of my 3rd cousin

would bang

time? its 5:52 here

It's a DMK OTK deck.

kk

My little dashie but with all the ponies.

Here is what you should do...

You should like...give them to the animal shelter. It seems like the reasonable choice

So You Close the Door and leave them to drown in their sadness?

No. Have you ever read my little dashie?

You know its a bit let to be boasting this "master deck" if you've already lost that $30 Tournament

It only cost $5 to enter that and i was using a totally different deck. This one's not even built yet. It's making progress though. About 13 cards away.

I want Bacon. and I want a Nacho Cheese Doritos Taco Shell to put it in between. and I want a mason jar full of ice cold milk

I'm so booooored.

Fuck MLP fan fiction and all of its entirety. I can only imagine how your parents would react if you had 6 rainbow colored baby horses in your room.

www.fimfiction.net/story/1888/my-little-dashie
Prepare for your feels to be feeled.

So all fan fiction aside lets be realistic here.

It's raining. For whatever reason it compels you to open your front door. your parents are not home. you find a basket with baby versions of the mane six getting all wet and shit. you come to the realization this is no dream these are real full blooded equestrian ponies capable of speaking and thinking on their own accord.

How the fuck do you handle this situation?

Murder my family and adopt the horses as my own.

That seems a little excessive.

ALSO
This fucker
<----
Is amazing.
I made a deck that relies solely on getting him out and smashing into your opponent for game instantly.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

You told me this card never existed!

Dragon master knight? Yea it's the fusion between blue-eyes ultimate and black luster soldier.
The card I said was fake was the bls - envoy of the beginning.

YOU LYING WHORE

NO BABY RAINBOW DASH AND MANE 6 PONIES FOR YOU!!!

When did I say it wasn't real?

When I mentioned when it was ever needed to give an upgrade to Black Luster Solider when combining it with Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon makes you a god amongst nostalgia fags.

I meant the picture you posted. It was a picture of a fake Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the beginning

fine baby ponies for you :-P

Sweet.
But this deck is beast
Polymerization
Fuse King of the swamp + Black luster soldier
Make DMK
Play "Upstart goblin"
Your opponent gains 1000
Equip megamorph to DMK
Attack
That's -10,000 on any monster your opponent has. It's amazing.

I wouldn't say it's fake when I have 2 in my possession

dude.
They're baby horses.
Fuck my family.

Are you wearing handcuffs?

Eeyup

So you're into that, eh~?

You bet my sweet ass :3

Indeed...

Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the beginning

In what Universe did we need an upgrade to Black Luster Solider? He is already unstoppable when fused with Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!

You mean dragon master knight? And that's not the actual card, btw.

I dunno if I even want a relationship right now. This may sound weird but I have shit social skills especially with women. I sometimes cant even look my friends girlfriend in the eye.

It's not

FUCK YOU KONAMI!!!

brony board was full of drama like 2 seconds ago and now...*poof*
Everything's back to normal

I just got back from an unintentional date I am posting it to the brony board right now.

Nigguh there was a whole tinychat and this girl, zombienurs.e put on a strip tease while her boyfriend was sleeping in her bed behind her.

I went out for Ice Cream and Mexican Food and gave my date a hug.

I bet you kiss her too, fag.

Actually no...because this date was unintentional

It just sorta happened. Look at me. Unshaved Neck Beard, raggety ass hair, I wore a fucking ripped ass jacket in 72 degree weather with converse with holes the size of golf balls in them. This "relationship" wont less less than a week.
<---

I was joking. Nigguh, you need to show that girl you want to be with her and prove that shit or else it's not going to last long. Dayum

Legendary six samurai - Shi en
Photon Papilloperative
Number 20: Giga-Brilliant
Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the beginning

>Once per turn when your opponent activates a spell and or trap card you can negate its activation and destroy it.

>If attacked you can sacrifice another monster with "six Samurai" in the name instead

Yeah Mirror Wall isn't gonna do jack shit is it? Or Mirror Force. Or Negate Attack.

exactly

THAT IS gay!!!

Especially worse if you can get it out first turn

>Gives 300 atk points every turn for every monster you control

That seems a little more fair. In all honesty this would go well in a Weevil Underwood Deck since it does look like a mechanical insect.

Actually now that I think about it this + Insect Queen + Multiply + Cockroach Night you could grind Insect Queen Expodentially with this card.

I'm also trying to trade online. It's an awkward experience cause i've never done it and nobody wants to send first to trade.

I GET PAID TOMORROW!!!

That 3DS XL is so close I can almost touch it....right now all I am touching is my burned to a crisp sunburned neck and the splinters in my finger tips for working in woodshop.

that sucks, man. Have fun!

>Have out giga
>have out shi en
>have out kizan and kageki
>end game

<--- This card is supposed to be broken? I can get the same effect with Trap Hole.

Trap hole is when a monster is summoned. Gagagabolt immediately pops the card unless your opponent can chain it,

De-Spell, Dust Tornado, and Harpies Feather Duster would rape this card.

Harpies feather duster is banned

I mean in a casual game this card of yours is fucking useless.

>Implying harpies feather duster can destroy gagagabolt on activation

Ok.
Note 1. I suck ass at local tournements

hue no $30 for you.

It's not a big deal. He didn't have shit anyway lel

so on a scale to one to "jewniggers fuck titty cunts" how badly did you do?

There were 6 players.
Patrick
Me
Suwell
Bogden
Hayley
Cody
Some middle schooler
some guy I don't know

Here's how it went:
1st:
Suwell
2nd:
bogden
3rd:
the middle schooler
4th:
Me
5th:
Cody
6th:
Hayley

Patrick and the other guy just didn't even go. They got through one duel and had to leave.

Wow. You should have at least one a constellation prize

<--- this would have suffice.

>2013
>Beaver Warrior
>LelNope

NOSTALGIA DECK NIGGA I would give 100 judgement dragons for this card!

I actually have one.
I'll trade it for just 3.
ANYWAY, speaking of decks, I just found a beast card for my gagaga deck. It's called gagaga bolt. It's so broken...

So yeah I lost to a fucking Articuno and Kabuto after that bitches Persian destroyed my team and she had her water types feck the rest of me off

How is everything in the Yu-Gi-Oh World?

Today's sunday for me.

Next Sunday when I have another Super Smash Bros Party, My 3DSXL, and Pokemon Platinum

Cool. I've got a tournement tomorrow and I'm having seconds thoughts about my victory.

UGH Getting my ass kicked in a Pokemon OU Match from some bitch in Ukraine.

Haha.

My team ended up with a Low Level Zubat, Seviper, and Nincada

She is whoring the fuck outta her Persian and Dusclops right now. I am so boned.

I'm currently training with my friend on skype so I can get better

In game Substitute is a shit move but competitively with Leftovers it is the most annoying wall/stalling technique you can think of.

I FUCKING HATE IT! I'm done to my last pokemon Maneteric and she has 4 other members I havent seen yet.

I honestly have no clue what you're talking about

Substitute is a move that creates a wall around your pokemon at the cost of 1/4 of your HP. Think if it as a longer version of Protect.

Leftovers heal 1/8 of the damage taken from your opponent. Meaning if I attacked my opponent and it did 50 damage he get i dunno maybe 15 of it back next turn. Since Substitute requires you to take a good fourth of your HP in order to use and leftovers equals out the balance lost I can attack my opponent furiously and he'll take ZERO DAMAGE!

Its the biggest huehuehue moment in competitive battling.

datz fukt up yo

Indeed it does.

Derpy is master pony

Yeah well I have bacon cooking right now

Checkmate Duelist

Get@Me negro

One word...

Cupcakes.

Datz fucked up, yo.
Almost as fucked up as dis.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfPUjyncrQg&list=LLQfZ9reN8n16wysMk9Rfcdg

Now back to Derpy being master pony

Can Rainbow Dash do this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A89zUutc24 <--- HA NO!

Yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-UtvYNWpSs

Who are you trying to fool I know exactly what Rainbow Dash is doing right now ----> www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iTPaYMc_sI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2vkiLHiTcY

Season 3 finale Twilight Becomes an Alicorn...Zero Fucks Given

Derpy gets flagged by Soccer Moms...Secret Underground Base being developed by me working on project for their glorious purging.

Dat's cool, brah.
I have a yugioh tournement tomorrow

WIN SOME FUCKING RARE CARDS WORTH A FORTUNE!

The prize is $30 store credit at my locals

Let See

>Insane Landlord kicks me out after a nervous breakdown triggered by NOTHING
>Finds new cheaper place in some suburb in the middle of bum fuck nowhere
>Got my first Job as a Farm Worker
>$200-$300 every 2 and a half weeks
>Got a new bike
>Steam Account...died even though I got free content for L4D2, Binding of Issac, and Super Meat Boy
>Got New Steam Account stuck in an Update Loop
>Finds your FJ Account has been deleted
>Worried what the fuck you've been doing in my spare time

Yeah it's been a while....forgot why I deleted it

So Yeah Summer Vacation begins 2 days after my birthday

My uncle is going to die in 2-4 months

My other uncle fell off a roof crippled himself putting himself and my aunt into debt

Uncle's brother, grandma, and god-aunt come to see me to celebrate new job and to mourn the loss of loved ones

Its been a rollarcoaster ride.

Sorry to hear that man. My birthday is in 9 days :\

This'll become a shocker to you

The Bronies have made me into one of their own.

What no "YOU TOLD ME YOU DESPISED MLP AND EVERYTHING THAT IT STOOD FOR!!!"

I did...then a grey cross eyed horse with wings offered me muffins and I offered her my heart.

Welcome to the herd, friend. Accept the friendship into your heart.

And I'm heading to bed man

...is your name Daniel Mitten?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

Suprise Mother Fucker

Figured I'd run into you in a future life. It's me Mike.

Mike...?

BRO IT'S ME!!!

You live in Florida
You work at a convenience Store
Your Parents are Overprotective
You are a brony
We played TF2 Once and got our ass kicked

WHERE

HAVE

YOU

BEEN

Seriously your steam account hasn't been touched in like...years...

HUEHUEHUEHUHE

What have you been rage quitting life staring at me to come online going "FUCK!!!"

Actually, my house caught fire and I moved.

>House Caught Fire
>Live in Florida
>Known for Tsunami's and Typhoons

Da fawk?

Nigga florida's dry.
Anyway where have you been?

115 days to be precise.

Stalker.

I'll save these in a few days when I'm back in my own house

not a gif

dunno if I already gave you this one

And done

sweet. Thanks man.