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#8481050 - Hey thread. It's 4 am, almost 5. It just had a nightmare. Wha… 04/15/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405878 - Oh. Good. Now we don't get the disgusting heteros from the… 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405872 - >come to fj >see party >come to brony board …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8405875 - linxusgotyedition (04/08/2014) [-]
party has its own board now
User avatar #8405880 - miscarriage (04/08/2014) [-]
it's on the items board
User avatar #8405878 - pivotmasterdm (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh.
Good. Now we don't get the disgusting heteros from the rest of the site
#8367795 - She likes to pretend she's my sister and have incest sex  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8367796 - joshlol (04/04/2014) [-]
damn
#8367774 - I am actually talking to a girl like that on kik  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8367778 - joshlol (04/04/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #8367795 - pivotmasterdm (04/04/2014) [-]
She likes to pretend she's my sister and have incest sex
User avatar #8367796 - joshlol (04/04/2014) [-]
damn
#8367680 - Thx bb  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8367685 - syrianassassin (04/04/2014) [-]
HEIL HITLER
#8367668 - Having a bad day thread. Cheer me up  [+] (8 new replies) 04/04/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8367689 - pongldr (04/04/2014) [-]
no1 gibs an shit abut ur dai go die xD
#8367684 - iamthepapercut (04/04/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #8367699 - hieronymous (04/04/2014) [-]
get a loaf
User avatar #8367690 - miscarriage (04/04/2014) [-]
a whole loaf?
User avatar #8367704 - therealsuperderpy (04/04/2014) [-]
I can only do half a loaf :c
User avatar #8367674 - syrianassassin (04/04/2014) [-]
ruckasworld.com/
muahauhuaha
enjoy stereotyping
User avatar #8367680 - pivotmasterdm (04/04/2014) [-]
Thx bb
User avatar #8367685 - syrianassassin (04/04/2014) [-]
HEIL HITLER
#8362486 - Nerd  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
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User avatar #8362543 - legamethatyoulost (04/04/2014) [-]
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#8362471 - Ty  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8362474 - legamethatyoulost (04/04/2014) [-]
np m8

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User avatar #588 - analsprinkles (04/08/2014) [-]
ey bby hit me up when you can
i miss u
User avatar #586 - revengeforfreeze (01/01/2014) [-]
are you chosencause?
#577 - kasperninja (12/09/2013) [-]
*looks at your profile picture*   
Y...you like Dragon Ball? And are not part of the anons that despise it?   
YES!
*looks at your profile picture*
Y...you like Dragon Ball? And are not part of the anons that despise it?
YES!
#578 to #577 - pivotmasterdm (12/09/2013) [-]
Not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean but **** YEA DBZ AND STUFF
User avatar #579 to #578 - kasperninja (12/09/2013) [-]
Well now that I can strike up a conversation, whose your favorite character and why?
#580 to #579 - pivotmasterdm (12/09/2013) [-]
Well I mainly have pictures of Goku but if I had to choose a favorite, it'd be Piccolo. Mainly because he was reborn as someone good and struggled to define who he was, not who King Piccolo used to be.
User avatar #581 to #580 - kasperninja (12/09/2013) [-]
I would agree. At first he was evil, but I think around the time he started training Gohan, up to the point where he was killed by Nappa, he really had a change of heart.
User avatar #583 to #582 - kasperninja (12/09/2013) [-]
But who would MY favorite be?
Out of practically all the characters in the entire universe, I settle on one person. That would be Goku's father, Bardock.
Yeah, people think he's not all that important, but he actually is. He fought for what others wouldn't, going noncannonly... into the past and becoming a Super Saiyan.
I respect him for whom he is.
#570 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
during the party?
really?
I don't mind that much, but cmon, at least wait until the party's over before you flag.

--garymotherfingoak
User avatar #571 to #570 - pivotmasterdm (12/08/2013) [-]
I was told by teh to moderate the party. Don't like it, too bad.
User avatar #573 to #572 - pivotmasterdm (12/08/2013) [-]
Next time, don't post NSFW
User avatar #574 to #573 - garymotherfinoak (12/08/2013) [-]
>implying it's NSFW (by any standard other than FJ"s)
I'm not here to argue the new rules though, just a suggestion to wait until after when stuff like this is goin awn.
User avatar #575 to #574 - pivotmasterdm (12/08/2013) [-]
Talk to teh about that, not me. I was given specific instructions to flag it when I see it, not wait half an hour THEN flag it.
User avatar #576 to #575 - garymotherfinoak (12/08/2013) [-]
i am atm.
User avatar #564 - phanact (11/26/2013) [-]
Relog
User avatar #565 to #564 - pivotmasterdm (11/26/2013) [-]
Swag. But is there any way to hide that? Or atleast minimize it?
User avatar #567 to #565 - phanact (11/26/2013) [-]
Click "Hide Guide"
User avatar #566 to #565 - pivotmasterdm (11/26/2013) [-]
Nevermind, i'm a ******* idiot
User avatar #568 to #566 - phanact (11/26/2013) [-]
Clearly
User avatar #569 to #568 - pivotmasterdm (11/26/2013) [-]
Wowowow
Ouch
#548 - kidddraco ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Still going through that stoner phase?
User avatar #549 to #548 - pivotmasterdm (11/17/2013) [-]
Yes and no.
I still smoke occasionally when I have some, but i'm not like when I first started where, if I had ANYTHING it had to be smoked.
User avatar #550 to #549 - kidddraco ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
I got you, I just find it funny that you were talking about going to work at subway in one of your stories, when I do it almost every other day now. First job, stared about 2 months ago, but it's not too bad now.
User avatar #551 to #550 - pivotmasterdm (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah true true. Any favorite strain?
User avatar #552 to #551 - kidddraco ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Blue dream is one of my favorites, along with grandmaster and honey kush. Recently I've been able to find some for dealer prices and haven't been dry since.
User avatar #553 to #552 - pivotmasterdm (11/17/2013) [-]
That sucks. I personally just got about a gram of Bubba kush.
User avatar #554 to #553 - kidddraco ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
In what world does that suck????? Bubba kush is good too. I named my little pipe bubba just because that was the first strain I smoked out of it.
User avatar #555 to #554 - pivotmasterdm (11/17/2013) [-]
I dunno man, I read it wrong.
#556 to #555 - kidddraco ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
You when reading it.
User avatar #557 to #556 - pivotmasterdm (11/17/2013) [-]
not gonna lie, that's some true facts right there
User avatar #558 to #557 - kidddraco ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
You ain't alone, I'm smoking a blunt right now.
User avatar #559 to #558 - pivotmasterdm (11/17/2013) [-]
Subway Fight: Hustler vs. The Guy Who Can't Take It Anymore This interested me for some reason. You may enjoy.
User avatar #560 to #559 - kidddraco ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
You ever watch cinimasins?
User avatar #561 to #560 - pivotmasterdm (11/17/2013) [-]
Nahhhh dude
User avatar #543 - pivotmasterdm (10/21/2013) [-]
boxface

really? blocked me again? wtf?
#544 to #543 - boxface (10/25/2013) [-]
***** I didn't want to be spammed with your spaghetti
User avatar #545 to #544 - pivotmasterdm (10/25/2013) [-]
Whatever.
I was high as **** .
Could've easily just told me to stop.
I don't even care anymore.
User avatar #539 - mrspensy (10/13/2013) [-]
DO YOU WATCH TRAILER PARK BOYS?
User avatar #540 to #539 - pivotmasterdm (10/13/2013) [-]
Don't think so.
User avatar #541 to #540 - mrspensy (10/13/2013) [-]
You look like one guy from there.
I only saw your photo for like.
1 second.
But i think you look like him.
User avatar #542 to #541 - pivotmasterdm (10/13/2013) [-]
Do you have a picture of them?
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#535 - concereduser (10/12/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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User avatar #536 to #535 - pivotmasterdm (10/12/2013) [-]
**** ***** I didn't think you were serious Girguy Phanact look at this ****
#537 to #536 - concereduser (10/12/2013) [-]
you asked, you technically should be banned.
User avatar #538 to #537 - pivotmasterdm (10/12/2013) [-]
I didn't ask *****
I assumed you were joking
and you would post a picture that said "porn" or something
#530 - tugaii (10/04/2013) [-]
Will you go back to making more subway stories in the foreseeable future.
User avatar #531 to #530 - pivotmasterdm (10/04/2013) [-]
Yes, I plan on making more.
But at the moment i'm busy with school and graduation.
User avatar #528 - merpdederp (09/30/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #529 to #528 - pivotmasterdm (09/30/2013) [-]
y u do dis
#510 - ichimarugin (09/25/2013) [-]
TFW I'm getting a vaporizer in a few days.
User avatar #511 to #510 - pivotmasterdm (09/25/2013) [-]
And you are again?
#512 to #511 - ichimarugin (09/25/2013) [-]
We've talked a few times before. Last time I was talking to you, you were tripping.
User avatar #513 to #512 - pivotmasterdm (09/25/2013) [-]
I don't recall. :|
User avatar #515 to #514 - pivotmasterdm (09/25/2013) [-]
What were we taking about?
User avatar #517 to #516 - pivotmasterdm (09/25/2013) [-]
Huh. I don't remember a single part of this.
#518 to #517 - ichimarugin (09/25/2013) [-]
I guess you really wouldn't.
User avatar #519 to #518 - pivotmasterdm (09/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I guess.
I'm dry at the moment though.
#520 to #519 - ichimarugin (09/25/2013) [-]
Ah, that sucks.

No money or is your dealer out?
User avatar #521 to #520 - pivotmasterdm (09/25/2013) [-]
Don't really have a dealer.
Just kinda take some from parents.
#522 to #521 - ichimarugin (09/25/2013) [-]
I sometimes help pay for my weed, but other than that I'm pretty much just being given weed. Which makes me feel like a 						*******					 leech. But the prices over here have been going down so I don't feel as bad.    
   
Do your parents know that you take it or is it being given to you?
I sometimes help pay for my weed, but other than that I'm pretty much just being given weed. Which makes me feel like a ******* leech. But the prices over here have been going down so I don't feel as bad.

Do your parents know that you take it or is it being given to you?
User avatar #523 to #522 - pivotmasterdm (09/25/2013) [-]
They don't know. They hide it in their bathroom and sometimes when no one is home, I'll take some.
#524 to #523 - ichimarugin (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm not forcing you to, but would it be such a bad idea to confront them about it?

User avatar #525 to #524 - pivotmasterdm (09/25/2013) [-]
Yeah.
They'd kick me out.
#526 to #525 - ichimarugin (09/25/2013) [-]
That's a little ****** up.
User avatar #508 - rambomanthree (09/21/2013) [-]
hola
#497 - MrMysteriousMagic (09/17/2013) [-]
did you want a background?
this isn't the final i'm still doing **** to the text
User avatar #498 to #497 - pivotmasterdm (09/17/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late reply, Just a black background is fine.
Can you do a youtube video intro?
User avatar #499 to #498 - MrMysteriousMagic (09/17/2013) [-]
i have no experience making animations... sorry
User avatar #500 to #499 - pivotmasterdm (09/17/2013) [-]
Alright. Also, can you put team over fire blast
User avatar #501 to #500 - MrMysteriousMagic (09/17/2013) [-]
yeah
give me a sec
#502 to #501 - MrMysteriousMagic (09/17/2013) [-]
like this pivotmasterdm?
i can size how you want it still. idk if you wanted team big or small
User avatar #503 to #502 - pivotmasterdm (09/17/2013) [-]
Not like on top of it. Above it
#495 - rambomanthree (09/15/2013) [-]
hey

(sorry i dissapeared last night, i crashed out)
User avatar #496 to #495 - pivotmasterdm (09/15/2013) [-]
I don't even remember the majority of last night.
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#482 - rambomanthree (09/03/2013) [-]
Hey there..

remember how i told you about incest.. and such. Yeah, my cousin was like. we should move in together and be room mates..
User avatar #484 to #483 - rambomanthree (09/03/2013) [-]
yea.. anyway, sup?

also flirted like you said... worked out okay. she blushed and was kinda giggly
User avatar #485 to #484 - pivotmasterdm (09/03/2013) [-]
Nothing much. Trying to get my friend to buy me smokables.
Nice.
User avatar #486 to #485 - rambomanthree (09/03/2013) [-]
weed? or like tobacco?
User avatar #487 to #486 - pivotmasterdm (09/03/2013) [-]
Salvia.
***** .
It's a legal kind of weed.
It makes you trip out
User avatar #488 to #487 - rambomanthree (09/03/2013) [-]
haha! yeah i've heard of that!

i want to try it but i am too scared because i might have a bad trip.
User avatar #489 to #488 - pivotmasterdm (09/03/2013) [-]
The first time I tried it, it wasn't bad. I was alone.
But then again, I didn't know it would be that big of a trip.
Just find a friend who doesn't mind watching you act like an ass to watch after you.
But make sure it's a good friend, not an ******* .
Because when you're tripping someone could just go "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SIT DOWN HURRY!" for no reason and you will just drop on your ass
User avatar #490 to #489 - rambomanthree (09/03/2013) [-]
"dont think of big spiders, ****** .. dont think of big spiders crawling all over your face"

what kind of stuff did you see?
User avatar #492 to #490 - pivotmasterdm (09/03/2013) [-]
So do you have a picture of your cousin? I found one of mine.
User avatar #491 to #490 - pivotmasterdm (09/03/2013) [-]
I didn't see anything.
My vision got kinda blurry except for one point that I focused on. Everything else just kinda got smaller and smaller.
Also about 10 minutes in, you start to get this huge fear that someone is outside your room or house and is watching you. But after 5 minutes(it will feel like hours by the way) that feeling will pass.
You can buy a pound of it on amazon for $20
User avatar #481 - fatalkill (08/26/2013) [-]
no more stories then?
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