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#51 - Miseriaccia, la situazione s'è fatta imbarazzante 04/08/2013 on Suddendly... +2
#48 - You were, good man, you were. Thanks for the explanation, …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Suddendly... +1
User avatar #50 - sirzeel (04/08/2013) [-]
Ah bè, allora.
#51 - pistro (04/08/2013) [-]
Miseriaccia, la situazione s'è fatta imbarazzante
#41 - Good sir, I hope in your country there is the sun right now, b…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Suddendly... +6
#44 - sirzeel (04/08/2013) [-]
Oh, midnight actually.
But I can do it.

For sure you can notice the difference between "Hi", "Hi!" and "Hi."
If I'd ask you which one is the angry one I'm sure you'll pick up well. And, of course, there is no such thing as "angry punctuation", there is just a subtle function of the Broca's Area that "sends" you a (correct) impression.

So, when you read a "!" your Broca's Area sends you the "image" of an enthusiastic guy who talks about the joke; the "." instead is a chilled punctuation, a sort of unnatural calm that doesn't fit with the situation [for that is more hilarious, like "hey look at him, his house is burning and he's just sitting there getting a coffee".]. Contrasting situations [or supposed contrasting, because as we said the "." is just a dot, it's your brain who tells you it is not] are funny because they break a mental rule and make us view the world in a different mode.

For that an image with "!" is not funny as ".", because "!" fits too much with the weird situation. Hope I was clear enough.
#79 - mr skeltal (04/09/2013) [-]
You make me want to throw a puppy.
#80 - sirzeel (04/09/2013) [-]
...wut?
#48 - pistro (04/08/2013) [-]
You were, good man, you were.
Thanks for the explanation, european (I supposed you're from Europe because I'm in Italy and it's midnight here too).

User avatar #50 - sirzeel (04/08/2013) [-]
Ah bè, allora.
#51 - pistro (04/08/2013) [-]
Miseriaccia, la situazione s'è fatta imbarazzante
#46 - kimilsung (04/08/2013) [-]
#176 - I'm still scared the **** out for the creepy vide…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Smooth Dexter +6
#200 - paydend (04/05/2013) [-]
Oh really?
#201 - neverccd (04/05/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this dude
User avatar #191 - arsyro (04/04/2013) [-]
the luigi one is still on me
#121 - WAIT This means that Hercules was fighting against h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Mind = Blown 0
User avatar #148 - bagguhsleep (04/04/2013) [-]
Everyone knows that one, actually.
#13 - What about now beetch 04/03/2013 on Arm Wrestling +1
#22 - Your pic makes me feel glad, dude. 03/31/2013 on BEHOLD MY NEWMEMEISNEW +6
#66 - Oh hi Gifura/Jeff 03/13/2013 on Cheese 0
#248 - Guise, does someone know this movie?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on Netflix 0
#44 - Bat Wat 03/11/2013 on Possibly best photobomb ever +1
#34 - **** THIS SHOULD BE FOR COMMENT #19 03/11/2013 on I'm Done 0
#33 - I guess it's because your comic is less clear than this one, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on I'm Done 0
User avatar #34 - pistro (03/11/2013) [-]
FUCK THIS SHOULD BE FOR COMMENT #19
#226 - Since the "Differenze linguistiche" is Italian, as l… 03/11/2013 on damn germans +2
#16 - "Fat siren up moutain" Well, close enough, I guess 03/10/2013 on The Internet is so specific 0
#54 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Didnt see that coming +7
#66 - higante (03/10/2013) [-]
I wonder if he pays half price for those pants......I'm sorry, I'll leave now.
#60 - hardongo (03/10/2013) [-]
#17 - Guise, it's true. 03/10/2013 on I see what you did there... 0
#86 - So, ehm... this isn't a "true" wolf? I'm no… 03/10/2013 on Baby Wolf 0
#37 - He's he difficult to domesticate? 03/09/2013 on Baby Wolf 0
#71598 - And you're still alive?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #71599 - gmarrox (03/08/2013) [-]
hardly
#22 - Picture 03/08/2013 on Mind Blown +5
#11 - Jokes apart, this is a very sad waste of food  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on MERICA 0
User avatar #16 - thatguywhohasbacon (03/08/2013) [-]
Watermelons do grow really fast though, it could be worse, he could be gunning down a bunch of pigs or cows. Still a waste but not that huge of one as it could be.
#20 - I love these *********  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Mind Blown +15
User avatar #27 - emptysuperman (03/08/2013) [-]
It's not really a "mind fuck." It's two opposing philosophies.
User avatar #71 - personface (03/08/2013) [-]
nothing is really a "mind fuck"
User avatar #21 - roguetrooper (03/08/2013) [-]
yeah, it really... blows your mind, doesn't it?
#88 - lamaswithhats (03/08/2013) [-]
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
#22 - pistro (03/08/2013) [-]
#71584 - Ok, what about a thread about the weirdest thinking made right…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #71596 - gmarrox (03/08/2013) [-]
I haven't masturbated since August 2012 so I couldn't tell you.
User avatar #71606 - Jackimole (03/08/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #71607 - gmarrox (03/08/2013) [-]
At first I was too depressed to masturbate. Then some stuff happened that made me not able to.
#71598 - pistro (03/08/2013) [-]
And you're still alive?
User avatar #71599 - gmarrox (03/08/2013) [-]
hardly
User avatar #71587 - epicextreme (03/08/2013) [-]
"i should really get that fucking cob web of that wall"
"fucking bill day soon"
"FUCK"
"hungry for a sherbert fountain"
and your profile picture is annoying to my eyes
#71624 - davvi (03/08/2013) [-]
#71583 - If my crazyness would overcome my lazyness, after making every… 03/08/2013 on Social Board 0
#272 - I understand your feeling, and makes me mad the fact that when… 03/07/2013 on Funny how these things work... +1
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#24 - davegrowl (12/16/2012) [-]
>Gravity Falls
>Gravity Falls
#25 to #24 - pistro (12/16/2012) [-]
Well it doesn't look bad
User avatar #21 - zzforrest (05/13/2012) [-]
What the ****
Why is your face
#22 to #21 - pistro (05/13/2012) [-]
**pistro rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Damn Gurll **

<MFW
#13 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
someone thumb me down becoz I'm sexy....
No, I don't really know
#14 to #13 - pistro (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol i'm sorry for you dude..
So, are yours those gifs?
User avatar #15 to #14 - bandal (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol perfect picture, and no, found at tumblr, people upload **** like that all the time
#16 to #15 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Got it.   
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
Got it.
Can you tell me your favourite film? If i haven't seen it, i could watch it..
#17 to #16 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Is that .gif ever going to load? I've been waiting like 5 minutes...

Hmmm my fav movies are Silent Hill, Evangelion: You can (not) advance 2.22
I recently watched My Name is Khan and cried with that... Inception (...yeah I know), can't remember the others right now, I'm sick...

Is not a movie but Eureka 7 and Elfen Lied are my favorite animes.... they're like Soo deep and amazing! (don't say "That's what she said!)
#18 to #17 - pistro (04/10/2012) [-]
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:   
Obviously you have seen &quot;V for vndetta&quot;, right? Anyway, i suggest you to see &quot;the prestige&quot; (same creator of &quot;inception&quot;), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.   
Do you want to cry? &quot;into the wild&quot; is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.   
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.   
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.   
I hope i helped!..
Thank you, added in my lists..! Ok, now it's my turn:
Obviously you have seen "V for vndetta", right? Anyway, i suggest you to see "the prestige" (same creator of "inception"), Constantine (same creator of V and Watchmen) and inside man.
Do you want to cry? "into the wild" is a pretty cool guy, eh goes into the nature and doesn't afraid of anything.
Meme apart, it's a good film and a true story.
About anime.. Well, I suggest you to see hellsing and legend of legendary heroes, silly naame but very good story. And, for last, Trigun, but maybe you have seen it yet.
I hope i helped!..
#19 to #18 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
No, I haven't seen V for Vendetta, never had a chance! "The prestige" well I'll take a look and Constantine yesh! the second movie will be released soon, Inside man... Gotta watch.

Into the wild, sounds like Bear Grylls' movie.

And Hellsing of course! I saw the ovas, the anime and the dvd version of the anime but I don't know about the Legendary Heroes.

And Trigun, yes I know that and I have the movie! :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - bandal (04/10/2012) [-]
Now I see the .gif! lol
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User avatar #12 to #10 - pistro (03/25/2012) [-]
Lol u mad?
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User avatar #7 - tommyoliver (03/24/2012) [-]
whats it like to be a ****** ?
#6 - mr skeltal (03/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #5 - scorcher (03/24/2012) [-]
EVERYONE! Point at the ****** and laugh!
#4 - mr skeltal (03/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - joeblack (03/24/2012) [-]
i should of known you were a ******
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I regret to inform you, that you are indeed a ****** .
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