mfw I'm gonna jerk off now just because I can and you can't

Litoris.
Mike Litoris.

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Pretty much yes.

Aw you ******* bummer

What is that?!

Sup homie

Dear pikachustolemybike, I replied to you but you still ain't replying, I posted on the Putin post, an anime fact post, and some new front page post. I replied 2 hours ago but you must not-a got 'em. There was probably a problem with the alert message or something. Sometimes I **** up with my posts grammar when I jot 'em. But anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your thumb count? I'm trying to get thumbed up too, I bet I'll reach the front page. If I reach the front page, guess what I'ma do? I'ma give you a shout out. I read that comment you made that got thumbed down too, I'm sorry. I had a post that got thumbed down over some stupid **** . I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan. I even stalked the old comments you made when you first started FJ. I got a hard drive full of screenshots of comments you made even the Putin one man. I like the posts you made about Legend of Korra too, that **** was phat. Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan. This is Jingleforth.

My reposts got thumbed I'm wondering why I posted it at all, the front page fills my window and I can't believe it at all and even if I could it'd all be gay, but your comments it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

Dear pikachustolemybike, you still ain't replied or PM'd, I hope you have a chance. I ain't mad - I just think it's ****** up you don't reply to fans. if you didn't want to talk to me on that Putin post, you didn't have to, but you coulda replied to a post made by my friend Isaac. That's my best friend man, he's only 15 years old. We waited on that empty post for you for days and you just said, "No." That's pretty ****** man - You're like his ******* idol. he wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do. I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being ignored. Remember when you replied to me on that one post a couple days ago - You said if I sent you a message you would message back - See I'm just like you in a way. I never got many thumbs up neither; I would always get thumbed down by faggots and haters. I can relate to what your posting, so when I have a ****** day, I drift away and read em cause I don't really got **** else so that **** helps when I get thumbed down. I even put your name in my profile description. Some times I post comments to intentionally get thumbed down. it's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me. See everything you post is real, and I respect you cause you tell it. my friends are jealous cause I talk about you 9/11. But they don't know you like I know you, pikachustolemybike. No one does, they don't know what it's like for people like us getting thumbed down. You gotta reply to me man, I'll be the biggest stalker you'll ever lose. Sincerely yours, Jingleforth -- P.S We should be together, too.

My reposts got thumbed I'm wondering why I posted it at all, the front page fills my window and I can't believe it at all and even if I could it'd all be gay, but your comments it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-PM-Or-Reply-To-My-Fans, this'll be the last comment I ever send your ass. It's been 10 minutes and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two comments; I wrote 'em perfect and posted 'em on your profile. So this is another comment I'm sending you, I hope you read it. Hey pikachustolemybike, I'm on my computer right now, I drank a fith of mountain dew, you dare me to ******** ? You know the front page posts about that guy who got thumbed down, but the OP coulda deleted the comment to spare him the red thumbs but didn't, then the original OP saw it all and showed the other OP? That's kinda how this is, you coulda stopped me from *********** . Now it's too late - I'm on over 300 confirmed kills now, I'm jacked up and all I wanted was a lousy PM or reply. I hope you know I wiped all the screenshots off that hard drive. I love you, pikachustolemybike, we coulda ******** together, think about it. You ruined it now, I hope you can't post and you dream about it, and when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it. I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me. See pikachustolemybike; [*slobbish heavy breathing*] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to ******** ! Hey pikachustolemybike, that's my friends in that trunk but I didn't try to get their account banned permanently, I just got them temporarily banned. See I ain't like you cause if they get permanently banned then they'll be even more mad then they'll stop being my friend too. Well, gotta go, I'm almost banned now. Oh **** , I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this **** out?

My reposts got thumbed I'm wondering why I posted it at all, the front page fills my window and I can't believe it at all and even if I could it'd all be gay, but your comments it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

Dear Jingleforth, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that **** intentionally just to diss you
But what's this **** you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that **** just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how ****** up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this **** about us meant to be together?
That type of ******* make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy ****
I seen this one **** on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Damn!

I'm sorry master. It was a nice story. I liked the twists and the turns and you have earned my recognition

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Hello waddles

good afternoon.

Good afternoon to you too, miss Murrlogic.

>Mrs

Sorry.

Mrs. Murrlogic.

>MRS

I am not a ******* woman!

You are what I tell you.

Lol. What are you? Straight?

Keep it going man, I wanna see how far this goes before one of us breaks

I'm still here, soldier. Are you?

Aye, aye captain!

You will never win this battle, my patience exceeds far beyond the realms of what you could physically and mentally process as being even remotely possible. You would find it easier to rationalize the most difficult paradoxical situation you could find given a time of only 5 seconds even if the paradox was developed after being simulated for over 10^999,999,999,999,999,999 years by a quantum computer infused with the DNA capabilities of a 87th dimensional being from beyond even something as complex and alien as the omniverse.

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yes?

umm... Hai

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