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#302 - If your depressed then stop being a 17 year old girls vigirna …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Depression Feels -12
#308 - Michaelbl (06/11/2012) [-]
Is that the best you've got? I've been called worse on a Sunday by a preacher, faggot.
#318 - zaphodcoolfrood (06/11/2012) [-]
As someone who has been seriously depressed before, I've found the only thing to do is to realize you DO have control over it and just rise above it.
#397 - anon (06/11/2012) [-]
Depression is different for everyone and for some being able to have control over it would be Nirvana, it is clinically defined as a chemical imbalance, and usually are given perscription anti-depressants for it, but for some they dont work, the brain and mind are 2 different things that scientists today still cant fully explain. I think that may be why Michealbl got a little testy with you bcz you are very lucky for being able to master over it but many can't no matter how much they want to.

Congrats on defeating your monster! Have a fullfiling life, I wish you the best
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#321 - Michaelbl (06/11/2012) [-]
As someone who has Major Depressive Disorder and still fighting. you can lick every square inch of my hairy testicles. If you honestly had depression then you wouldn't be a dildo to those who are depressed.
#336 - zaphodcoolfrood (06/11/2012) [-]
I can understand you thinking what I'm saying sounds exactly like that bullshit that all the healthy people say in your comic, but it's not. I suffered for many years, unable to do much of anything, or figure anything out, but then I met someone, over funnyjunk actually, and as I heard her talk about her depression and her experiences with medications and other treatments and their ineffectiveness so similiar to mine, I realized that it all just had to exist within the structure of our minds, and all these attempts by others and doctors couldn't truly help me at all. Only I could help myself. for only I have control over my own mind, and absolved that I would rise above it mentally, though that doesn't really quite cover it, its the closest I can come to truly describe what it felt like. And as I type this I know you can't understand it until you go through it, and thats just my experience. I overcame that all enveloping darkness in my mind. It's not my place to try and relate to you but thats what happened to me, and maybe it can work for you too.
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#337 - Michaelbl (06/11/2012) [-]
Right. That may be, but you were a dick a second ago, what happened? It appears you spouted off with bullshit and now your covering your ass.
#341 - zaphodcoolfrood (06/11/2012) [-]
Or maybe I didn't feel like telling my life story to a stranger, and figured a few words from someone who understands at least something of what your going through might be a little bit of encouragement. I wasn't being a dick you just assumed I was because that is your reflex response for when someone you don't know tries to give you advice, which I totally get.
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#346 - Michaelbl (06/11/2012) [-]
Dude. that's horse-shit. you were a cock and now your trying to cover it up. No one asked you to tell your story. You pulled some 5th grade insult out of your ass because you thought it would be funny. This is funnyjunk, not /b/. And besides, Its posted in feels so being offensive won't be taken as lightly. or maybe its just me.
#759 - zaphodcoolfrood (06/11/2012) [-]
You do realize that I'm not the guy who posted that comment calling you a vagina right?
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#762 - Michaelbl (06/11/2012) [-]
now i do. ever felt about half an inch tall?
#130 - actually this is from 2chan.so. You should go there, they have… 04/21/2012 on Everyone knows this guy -3
#17 - That IS my mother!!! du du duhhhhhhh 04/21/2012 on Got a minute? -43
#128 - both  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2012 on Everyone knows this guy -2
#129 - lazaman (04/21/2012) [-]
Well I'm off, If i wanted to see grandpa Porn i would go to /b/.
#130 - pigfucker (04/21/2012) [-]
actually this is from 2chan.so. You should go there, they have cupcakes and kool aid.
#123 - Sexy, ain't it?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2012 on Everyone knows this guy -3
#126 - lazaman (04/21/2012) [-]
Is that Piss? or semen? I am so CONFUSED
#128 - pigfucker (04/21/2012) [-]
#129 - lazaman (04/21/2012) [-]
Well I'm off, If i wanted to see grandpa Porn i would go to /b/.
#130 - pigfucker (04/21/2012) [-]
actually this is from 2chan.so. You should go there, they have cupcakes and kool aid.
#90 - 5-10 astronawt 10- 20 I'm only 17 you ********, how the **… 04/08/2012 on So I Became -1
#20 - Rules dont apply to me cuz I smoke alone 02/24/2012 on Stoner rules 0
#28 - *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #317 at… 01/06/2012 on Something a lot of us can... -4
#208 - >10th grade >tard in class >turned out to be … 01/06/2012 on Tard Stories 17 (18 in desc.) +15
#96 - >Be a social hermit >Don't give a **** about some bi… 12/24/2011 on Above and Under -25
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