Then you a bitch

It's the only thing I know how to do!

You should invest in learning more things my friend!

But learning is haaaaaard

But so is liffeeeeeeeeeee

That's so fucking deeeeeeeeeep

2deep4me

<- This is the deepest thing ever said

This is pretty deep too. </3

I see

Yep

Nope

Oh I'm serious

Love hellbenders.

I like anything by Oney

I usually don't watch stuff like hellbenders.

Only on Tuesdays

Fantastic.

If something happens, I hope it's a squid apocalypse

If something happens, I hope it only happens to your house.

I will absorb the power and unleash it upon your anus

Not if I unleash upon your face first.

Not if I go to sleep right now!

You suck. I guess I'll have to bother you some other day.

Goodnight, niglet

Goodnight, Byron.



lulz

If the world ends, I want you to know that I hope you're in pain.

You will never out-sponge me, saaaaaan.

Balls to you

Taste my balls.

Okay

Whateva, whateva, I'll practice faggotry if I want.

I ran out

Eight minutes until nothing happens.

Why thank you, good sir

Goodnight

Your ass is stayin in my comments section

k

Bam, can't delete it

K

How you doin'?

Sexy, just beat Bioshock Infinite. How you doin' bitch?

Well good for you. I'm arrite. Better than you, like always.

k

Goodnight.

I'm not even sorry.
You said "fine" like you're doing me a favor. You nigger.

Actually I just wanted to use that pic. i don't care if you do it or not

Liar. You cared a little bit.

A bit

Your reverse psychology won't work on me.

Yes

Ner.

Ja

Yer wern ert

WARN EM

You gonna do it or not

You say pwease

...pwease

K

K

k

k

k

You know this isn't what I meant

Close enough

Nigger

You're the nigger

Cockass

HAHA, no that's you again.

You sexy motherfucker

Now I can definitely use this

I already did!

I hope you're happy

My pingas is! :D

I swear to Odin I will do it if you do the picture

Odin, I swore to Odin, I never do that

Fine.

Thank you

I did it, delete it when you see it

Thanks for doin business with you, now if you'll excuse me i have some pictures to upload into NSFW

Hohoho, knock yourself out

No, I wouldn't do that

I thought you would

No, but it is fapping time!

You're joking?

I am joking

Splendid

Or maybe not

That erection cost you one blue filly egg

Worth it

:P

Okay, now go to my items, look for the egg, and press "trade with piekiller"

You could take another pic for it :3

Why? Those pictures were perfectly acceptable

Don't be a nigger

It would be more acceptable if you just let them hang free

I can't, that bothers me




EGG

How does it bother you?

It just does. They need to constantly be held snugly by something.

Just let em hang free one time is all

But I gave you two pictures and you have to admit the first one was pretty damn amazing for no nips.

Egg nao please

One more is all I ask, and I'll also give you a Swamp Egg

C'mon, it's only me

It's only you, the biggest cunt I know

Yes, and what threat do I pose to you? I'm an honest hardworking man

Give me the egg and I'll do it

You know I don't trust you

I did it twice already, obviously I kept my end of the deal

I already have people haggling me for this thing, I want it gone, Iwill give it to you, all I ask is a picture of your breasticles hanging free

But I don't trust you!!! You said you were going to give it to me already and you didn't

Do it right, niglet

I can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, that's a pretty good picture.

Do it just this once, for me, your old pal

But I don't know what to do. I feel like I need to hold them up.

Do it however you like

And I'll tell you if you should redo it! :D

How many fucking times do you think I'm doing this?

I'm kidding, just do it, please

Fine. But I'm not going to like it.

Okay then

You delete it right after I put it.

Okay, okay

Glorious

DELETE

I did, and I would have had it without the bra where it was

Okay then, egg :D

Nah, I don't feel like it

I tried to be mad

ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND RAPE

Nothing about that was fair.

Except all of it

**sharksloveme commits surprise rape**

**piekiller counters with surprise surprise rape**

**sharksloveme dodges surprise surprise rape and rapity rape rapes piekiller**

**piekiller uses the ultimate rape on sharksloveme**

**sharksloveme uses the infinity-you-cant-counter-this rape on pienigger**

**piekiller counters it because I'm a nigger and rapes you**

**sharksloveme calls piekiller a fucking cheating cunt while he rapes her**

**piekiller laughs at your words as I rape you**

**sharksloveme puts her fist down your throat**

**piekiller licks it all over**

**sharksloveme took a sleeping pill and is about to pass out** Goodnight nigger.

Goodnight niglet

Who do you call when you're really bored now? I WAS THE BEST.

My girlfriend, of who I broke up with about half an hour ago.

Then she doesn't couuunnntt!

Then you're the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest!

And don't you forget it, mother fucker!

Okay

Why does it seem like you've mellowed out?

I'm depressed

Aw, do you want to tawwk about it?

No, I'm okay

Well then, I'll just rape you.

Not if I rape you first!

Challenge accepted.

**piekiller rapes you**

YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE!

All I wanted was a hug.

**piekiller hugs you**

Believe in your pingas

I would if I had one.

**piekiller has reportedly scheduled a flight to Russia**

**sharksloveme is going to slap your shit all over the international waters**

**piekiller is going to rape you in international waters**

**sharksloveme will cut off your dick**

**piekiller will get the duct tape**

**sharksloveme loves duct tape**

**piekiller is going to sleep now**

**sharksloveme hopes you die in your sleep**

**piekiller loves you too**

Whatup, bitch

What up with you, honey child

Fapping, you?

I just might be watching you fap.

I might just be watching you watching me fap

I might just be watching you watching me watching you fap.

Well that's a surprise

Nothing should surprise you!

Well shit

You must be really talented, fapping and typing don't usually go hand in hand. No pun intended.

I'm very talented with my fingers!

I wouldn't know.

And you'll never know!

**sharksloveme has reportedly scheduled a flight to Florida**

I fucking hate that gif.

Good, for I love that gif!

NO

You're not my real dad! I hate you! I'm leaving. Until the next time I'm bored.

You didn't say bye... :(

Bye Nigglet!

Wat

I don't miss you. just kidding

It's a type of metaphor. I'm used to saying also in those types of conversations.

Stop starting shit.

Nah.

< This is how it ends.

That doesn't make sense that's the white house and it's from Independence Day. You must not like me anymore otherwise you'd tell me a story ending. :C

That was the ending! The white house gets blown up by a Low-orbit Ion Cannon and the helo also gets destroyed!

I'm logging off.