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#988 - So good luck in the military, fag-lord 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
#986 - > Air superiority > superiority of the air variety …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
User avatar #987 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty fucks
#988 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
#984 - Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classifie…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
#985 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
you ever fight anyone in the air

jesus fuck so what countries have you been to so far
#986 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
> Air superiority
> superiority of the air variety
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy shit. Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.

Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
User avatar #987 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty fucks
#988 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
#982 - I had a ton of successful missions and I was technically consi…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
#983 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
what missions we tlakin bout, whats an ace, and how into marines and for how long

are you considered a civilian technically or are you still mostly controlled by some sort of military branch and how the fuck you got weed nigga thought zero tolerance on this shit
#984 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classified. Ace is like a top pilot, hard to kill and never screws up. And just 2 or 3 years, I was deployed for one year and got shot twice so gotta count time in hospital

Civilian unless the country I'm in is or has been a contractor for us. And fuckin PRIVATE MILITARY, we can do most anything we want (except break laws and shit) long as we don't do anything in a 24-hour period before missions or official inspections
#985 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
you ever fight anyone in the air

jesus fuck so what countries have you been to so far
#986 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
> Air superiority
> superiority of the air variety
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy shit. Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.

Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
User avatar #987 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty fucks
#988 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
#980 - Just don't get shot, faggot You really only …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
#981 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
yea right mate

well shit then what did you do to get in this contractor thing if you dont do shit in airforce

got that premium kush doe
#982 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
I had a ton of successful missions and I was technically considered ace, and I transferred into Marines so that got me some extra street cred too

Nigga I got some homegrown shit right here, smells like ass
#983 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
what missions we tlakin bout, whats an ace, and how into marines and for how long

are you considered a civilian technically or are you still mostly controlled by some sort of military branch and how the fuck you got weed nigga thought zero tolerance on this shit
#984 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classified. Ace is like a top pilot, hard to kill and never screws up. And just 2 or 3 years, I was deployed for one year and got shot twice so gotta count time in hospital

Civilian unless the country I'm in is or has been a contractor for us. And fuckin PRIVATE MILITARY, we can do most anything we want (except break laws and shit) long as we don't do anything in a 24-hour period before missions or official inspections
#985 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
you ever fight anyone in the air

jesus fuck so what countries have you been to so far
#986 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
> Air superiority
> superiority of the air variety
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy shit. Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.

Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
User avatar #987 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty fucks
#988 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
#978 - You wanna do good sniping you do it in the Marines, join…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
#979 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
id love to but then everyone gon be like oh noes he gon get his legs blowned off while shooty people oh nos

like you did airforce youg et to fly jets around to different countries and shit or what? and tell stories mayne ya gotta have a couple

how i gotta prove myself bruh like im sure i can scored top 10% outta everyone on the asvap if i actually study this time and im sure ill be a decent soldier
also sorry im high as shit so words but like i know what were talking bout and shit
#980 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Just don't get shot, faggot

You really only go to like 3 places in the Air Force and you never get any real action. One time my friend landed on a different carrier about 400 kilos away and he had no clue what the shit was going on because he was never even cleared to land there

They don't look at your asvab as much as they'll look at your career, and plus you gotta go through another kind of bootcamp for them
Bitch gimme some of that
#981 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
yea right mate

well shit then what did you do to get in this contractor thing if you dont do shit in airforce

got that premium kush doe
#982 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
I had a ton of successful missions and I was technically considered ace, and I transferred into Marines so that got me some extra street cred too

Nigga I got some homegrown shit right here, smells like ass
#983 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
what missions we tlakin bout, whats an ace, and how into marines and for how long

are you considered a civilian technically or are you still mostly controlled by some sort of military branch and how the fuck you got weed nigga thought zero tolerance on this shit
#984 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classified. Ace is like a top pilot, hard to kill and never screws up. And just 2 or 3 years, I was deployed for one year and got shot twice so gotta count time in hospital

Civilian unless the country I'm in is or has been a contractor for us. And fuckin PRIVATE MILITARY, we can do most anything we want (except break laws and shit) long as we don't do anything in a 24-hour period before missions or official inspections
#985 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
you ever fight anyone in the air

jesus fuck so what countries have you been to so far
#986 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
> Air superiority
> superiority of the air variety
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy shit. Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.

Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
User avatar #987 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty fucks
#988 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
#976 - Intel's pretty good, pays good too, but if **** goes wr…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
#977 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
I'd love to become a sniper but I can only imagine all the walking behind enemy lines and having to sit still for days on end to maybe see a goat come out of a mud shack sniping is fun as fuck and shit but it may not be worth the tedious waiting

I'm really all hell bent on the the "I wanna join military to become like high ranking spec ops shooty shooty manly man" i want the thrills and unique experiences it can give me like the traveling too

fucking get your friend to come take me in, i finish school in june i want to work with you
#978 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
You wanna do good sniping you do it in the Marines, join into Recon, they're the literal first into a warzone and they're the shooty shootiest

I wanted to do that too, and honestly Marines and Navy travel the most, Navy never stays too long though.

Bitch you gotta prove yo self, mufugga. I'm trying to get my nephew to join in and he's still got school so calm yo self nigga
#979 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
id love to but then everyone gon be like oh noes he gon get his legs blowned off while shooty people oh nos

like you did airforce youg et to fly jets around to different countries and shit or what? and tell stories mayne ya gotta have a couple

how i gotta prove myself bruh like im sure i can scored top 10% outta everyone on the asvap if i actually study this time and im sure ill be a decent soldier
also sorry im high as shit so words but like i know what were talking bout and shit
#980 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Just don't get shot, faggot

You really only go to like 3 places in the Air Force and you never get any real action. One time my friend landed on a different carrier about 400 kilos away and he had no clue what the shit was going on because he was never even cleared to land there

They don't look at your asvab as much as they'll look at your career, and plus you gotta go through another kind of bootcamp for them
Bitch gimme some of that
#981 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
yea right mate

well shit then what did you do to get in this contractor thing if you dont do shit in airforce

got that premium kush doe
#982 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
I had a ton of successful missions and I was technically considered ace, and I transferred into Marines so that got me some extra street cred too

Nigga I got some homegrown shit right here, smells like ass
#983 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
what missions we tlakin bout, whats an ace, and how into marines and for how long

are you considered a civilian technically or are you still mostly controlled by some sort of military branch and how the fuck you got weed nigga thought zero tolerance on this shit
#984 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classified. Ace is like a top pilot, hard to kill and never screws up. And just 2 or 3 years, I was deployed for one year and got shot twice so gotta count time in hospital

Civilian unless the country I'm in is or has been a contractor for us. And fuckin PRIVATE MILITARY, we can do most anything we want (except break laws and shit) long as we don't do anything in a 24-hour period before missions or official inspections
#985 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
you ever fight anyone in the air

jesus fuck so what countries have you been to so far
#986 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
> Air superiority
> superiority of the air variety
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy shit. Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.

Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
User avatar #987 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty fucks
#988 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
#974 - If you can do anything else then I recommend doing something e…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
#975 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
They'd want me in like intel then they said I could go up into special forces if I wanted so that's why I'm even considering it

But damn man that sounds amazing
#976 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Intel's pretty good, pays good too, but if shit goes wrong then you'll be the first one they blame. Special forces is basically the same as everything else with just less people. If you wanna do something that's really considered as special forces then sniping's as close as you'll get.

Yeah, I just got back from Taiwan about a week ago, we get sent out for a fuckton of stuff
#977 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
I'd love to become a sniper but I can only imagine all the walking behind enemy lines and having to sit still for days on end to maybe see a goat come out of a mud shack sniping is fun as fuck and shit but it may not be worth the tedious waiting

I'm really all hell bent on the the "I wanna join military to become like high ranking spec ops shooty shooty manly man" i want the thrills and unique experiences it can give me like the traveling too

fucking get your friend to come take me in, i finish school in june i want to work with you
#978 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
You wanna do good sniping you do it in the Marines, join into Recon, they're the literal first into a warzone and they're the shooty shootiest

I wanted to do that too, and honestly Marines and Navy travel the most, Navy never stays too long though.

Bitch you gotta prove yo self, mufugga. I'm trying to get my nephew to join in and he's still got school so calm yo self nigga
#979 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
id love to but then everyone gon be like oh noes he gon get his legs blowned off while shooty people oh nos

like you did airforce youg et to fly jets around to different countries and shit or what? and tell stories mayne ya gotta have a couple

how i gotta prove myself bruh like im sure i can scored top 10% outta everyone on the asvap if i actually study this time and im sure ill be a decent soldier
also sorry im high as shit so words but like i know what were talking bout and shit
#980 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Just don't get shot, faggot

You really only go to like 3 places in the Air Force and you never get any real action. One time my friend landed on a different carrier about 400 kilos away and he had no clue what the shit was going on because he was never even cleared to land there

They don't look at your asvab as much as they'll look at your career, and plus you gotta go through another kind of bootcamp for them
Bitch gimme some of that
#981 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
yea right mate

well shit then what did you do to get in this contractor thing if you dont do shit in airforce

got that premium kush doe
#982 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
I had a ton of successful missions and I was technically considered ace, and I transferred into Marines so that got me some extra street cred too

Nigga I got some homegrown shit right here, smells like ass
#983 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
what missions we tlakin bout, whats an ace, and how into marines and for how long

are you considered a civilian technically or are you still mostly controlled by some sort of military branch and how the fuck you got weed nigga thought zero tolerance on this shit
#984 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classified. Ace is like a top pilot, hard to kill and never screws up. And just 2 or 3 years, I was deployed for one year and got shot twice so gotta count time in hospital

Civilian unless the country I'm in is or has been a contractor for us. And fuckin PRIVATE MILITARY, we can do most anything we want (except break laws and shit) long as we don't do anything in a 24-hour period before missions or official inspections
#985 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
you ever fight anyone in the air

jesus fuck so what countries have you been to so far
#986 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
> Air superiority
> superiority of the air variety
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy shit. Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.

Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
User avatar #987 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty fucks
#988 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
#972 - Dude join the Marines, I was transferred in for a while and th…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
#973 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
They were my original choice but I still don't even know if I actually want to do this
and yea they already keep begging I come in to take the test little annoying

How did this even happen man
#974 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
If you can do anything else then I recommend doing something else entirely. It seems good and fun but you'll either be at base standing still for 6 hours straight and getting fucked by your CO, or you'll be halfway around the world getting shot at in the desert while being fucked by your CO.

It was like a special selection. My friend works in it and he suggested me for a job offer, and I accepted
#975 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
They'd want me in like intel then they said I could go up into special forces if I wanted so that's why I'm even considering it

But damn man that sounds amazing
#976 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Intel's pretty good, pays good too, but if shit goes wrong then you'll be the first one they blame. Special forces is basically the same as everything else with just less people. If you wanna do something that's really considered as special forces then sniping's as close as you'll get.

Yeah, I just got back from Taiwan about a week ago, we get sent out for a fuckton of stuff
#977 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
I'd love to become a sniper but I can only imagine all the walking behind enemy lines and having to sit still for days on end to maybe see a goat come out of a mud shack sniping is fun as fuck and shit but it may not be worth the tedious waiting

I'm really all hell bent on the the "I wanna join military to become like high ranking spec ops shooty shooty manly man" i want the thrills and unique experiences it can give me like the traveling too

fucking get your friend to come take me in, i finish school in june i want to work with you
#978 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
You wanna do good sniping you do it in the Marines, join into Recon, they're the literal first into a warzone and they're the shooty shootiest

I wanted to do that too, and honestly Marines and Navy travel the most, Navy never stays too long though.

Bitch you gotta prove yo self, mufugga. I'm trying to get my nephew to join in and he's still got school so calm yo self nigga
#979 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
id love to but then everyone gon be like oh noes he gon get his legs blowned off while shooty people oh nos

like you did airforce youg et to fly jets around to different countries and shit or what? and tell stories mayne ya gotta have a couple

how i gotta prove myself bruh like im sure i can scored top 10% outta everyone on the asvap if i actually study this time and im sure ill be a decent soldier
also sorry im high as shit so words but like i know what were talking bout and shit
#980 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Just don't get shot, faggot

You really only go to like 3 places in the Air Force and you never get any real action. One time my friend landed on a different carrier about 400 kilos away and he had no clue what the shit was going on because he was never even cleared to land there

They don't look at your asvab as much as they'll look at your career, and plus you gotta go through another kind of bootcamp for them
Bitch gimme some of that
#981 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
yea right mate

well shit then what did you do to get in this contractor thing if you dont do shit in airforce

got that premium kush doe
#982 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
I had a ton of successful missions and I was technically considered ace, and I transferred into Marines so that got me some extra street cred too

Nigga I got some homegrown shit right here, smells like ass
#983 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
what missions we tlakin bout, whats an ace, and how into marines and for how long

are you considered a civilian technically or are you still mostly controlled by some sort of military branch and how the fuck you got weed nigga thought zero tolerance on this shit
#984 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classified. Ace is like a top pilot, hard to kill and never screws up. And just 2 or 3 years, I was deployed for one year and got shot twice so gotta count time in hospital

Civilian unless the country I'm in is or has been a contractor for us. And fuckin PRIVATE MILITARY, we can do most anything we want (except break laws and shit) long as we don't do anything in a 24-hour period before missions or official inspections
#985 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
you ever fight anyone in the air

jesus fuck so what countries have you been to so far
#986 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
> Air superiority
> superiority of the air variety
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy shit. Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.

Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
User avatar #987 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty fucks
#988 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
#970 - Yeah it's been too long I'm good, and actually now I'…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/28/2014 on piekiller's profile 0
#971 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
Just goin tnrough last year of school might go into army

took practice asvap got a 70 i was a little high too man i dunno
so theyre thirsty for me to take the real test

but nig whats this private contracting stuff sounds pretty nice
#972 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Dude join the Marines, I was transferred in for a while and they do the best shit.

I think I got a 90 last time I took it, somewhere in the 90's maybe, but you're gonna get spammed with calls by recruiters if you do good so watch out.

It's pretty much a nicer way of saying mercenaries. It's a private military so I get to go out almost anywhere in the world and retain military privileges, and I get paid a lot more
#973 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
They were my original choice but I still don't even know if I actually want to do this
and yea they already keep begging I come in to take the test little annoying

How did this even happen man
#974 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
If you can do anything else then I recommend doing something else entirely. It seems good and fun but you'll either be at base standing still for 6 hours straight and getting fucked by your CO, or you'll be halfway around the world getting shot at in the desert while being fucked by your CO.

It was like a special selection. My friend works in it and he suggested me for a job offer, and I accepted
#975 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
They'd want me in like intel then they said I could go up into special forces if I wanted so that's why I'm even considering it

But damn man that sounds amazing
#976 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Intel's pretty good, pays good too, but if shit goes wrong then you'll be the first one they blame. Special forces is basically the same as everything else with just less people. If you wanna do something that's really considered as special forces then sniping's as close as you'll get.

Yeah, I just got back from Taiwan about a week ago, we get sent out for a fuckton of stuff
#977 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
I'd love to become a sniper but I can only imagine all the walking behind enemy lines and having to sit still for days on end to maybe see a goat come out of a mud shack sniping is fun as fuck and shit but it may not be worth the tedious waiting

I'm really all hell bent on the the "I wanna join military to become like high ranking spec ops shooty shooty manly man" i want the thrills and unique experiences it can give me like the traveling too

fucking get your friend to come take me in, i finish school in june i want to work with you
#978 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
You wanna do good sniping you do it in the Marines, join into Recon, they're the literal first into a warzone and they're the shooty shootiest

I wanted to do that too, and honestly Marines and Navy travel the most, Navy never stays too long though.

Bitch you gotta prove yo self, mufugga. I'm trying to get my nephew to join in and he's still got school so calm yo self nigga
#979 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
id love to but then everyone gon be like oh noes he gon get his legs blowned off while shooty people oh nos

like you did airforce youg et to fly jets around to different countries and shit or what? and tell stories mayne ya gotta have a couple

how i gotta prove myself bruh like im sure i can scored top 10% outta everyone on the asvap if i actually study this time and im sure ill be a decent soldier
also sorry im high as shit so words but like i know what were talking bout and shit
#980 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Just don't get shot, faggot

You really only go to like 3 places in the Air Force and you never get any real action. One time my friend landed on a different carrier about 400 kilos away and he had no clue what the shit was going on because he was never even cleared to land there

They don't look at your asvab as much as they'll look at your career, and plus you gotta go through another kind of bootcamp for them
Bitch gimme some of that
#981 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
yea right mate

well shit then what did you do to get in this contractor thing if you dont do shit in airforce

got that premium kush doe
#982 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
I had a ton of successful missions and I was technically considered ace, and I transferred into Marines so that got me some extra street cred too

Nigga I got some homegrown shit right here, smells like ass
#983 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
what missions we tlakin bout, whats an ace, and how into marines and for how long

are you considered a civilian technically or are you still mostly controlled by some sort of military branch and how the fuck you got weed nigga thought zero tolerance on this shit
#984 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classified. Ace is like a top pilot, hard to kill and never screws up. And just 2 or 3 years, I was deployed for one year and got shot twice so gotta count time in hospital

Civilian unless the country I'm in is or has been a contractor for us. And fuckin PRIVATE MILITARY, we can do most anything we want (except break laws and shit) long as we don't do anything in a 24-hour period before missions or official inspections
#985 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
you ever fight anyone in the air

jesus fuck so what countries have you been to so far
#986 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
> Air superiority
> superiority of the air variety
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy shit. Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.

Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
User avatar #987 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty fucks
#988 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord

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#969 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
It's been awhile    
   
how are ye since we last actually talked   
whats been new in the air force
It's been awhile

how are ye since we last actually talked
whats been new in the air force
#970 to #969 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeah it's been too long   
   
I'm good, and actually now I'm in a kind of... private military contractor. I think that's the way to put it. What about you, what's new?
Yeah it's been too long

I'm good, and actually now I'm in a kind of... private military contractor. I think that's the way to put it. What about you, what's new?
#971 to #970 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
Just goin tnrough last year of school might go into army   
   
took practice asvap got a 70  i was a little high too man i dunno    
so theyre thirsty for me to take the real test   
   
but nig whats this private contracting stuff sounds pretty nice
Just goin tnrough last year of school might go into army

took practice asvap got a 70 i was a little high too man i dunno
so theyre thirsty for me to take the real test

but nig whats this private contracting stuff sounds pretty nice
#972 to #971 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Dude join the Marines, I was transferred in for a while and they do the best 			****		.   
   
I think I got a 90 last time I took it, somewhere in the 90's maybe, but you're gonna get spammed with calls by recruiters if you do good so watch out.   
   
It's pretty much a nicer way of saying mercenaries. It's a private military so I get to go out almost anywhere in the world and retain military privileges, and I get paid a lot more
Dude join the Marines, I was transferred in for a while and they do the best **** .

I think I got a 90 last time I took it, somewhere in the 90's maybe, but you're gonna get spammed with calls by recruiters if you do good so watch out.

It's pretty much a nicer way of saying mercenaries. It's a private military so I get to go out almost anywhere in the world and retain military privileges, and I get paid a lot more
#973 to #972 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
They were my original choice but I still don't even know if I actually want to do this   
and yea they already keep begging I come in to take the test little annoying   
   
How did this even happen man
They were my original choice but I still don't even know if I actually want to do this
and yea they already keep begging I come in to take the test little annoying

How did this even happen man
#974 to #973 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
If you can do anything else then I recommend doing something else entirely. It seems good and fun but you'll either be at base standing still for 6 hours straight and getting 			******		 by your CO, or you'll be halfway around the world getting shot at in the desert while being 			******		 by your CO.   
   
It was like a special selection. My friend works in it and he suggested me for a job offer, and I accepted
If you can do anything else then I recommend doing something else entirely. It seems good and fun but you'll either be at base standing still for 6 hours straight and getting ****** by your CO, or you'll be halfway around the world getting shot at in the desert while being ****** by your CO.

It was like a special selection. My friend works in it and he suggested me for a job offer, and I accepted
#975 to #974 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
They'd want me in like intel then they said I could go up into special forces if I wanted so that's why I'm even considering it   
   
But damn man that sounds amazing
They'd want me in like intel then they said I could go up into special forces if I wanted so that's why I'm even considering it

But damn man that sounds amazing
#976 to #975 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Intel's pretty good, pays good too, but if 			****		 goes wrong then you'll be the first one they blame. Special forces is basically the same as everything else with just less people.  If you wanna do something that's really considered as special forces then sniping's as close as you'll get.   
   
Yeah, I just got back from Taiwan about a week ago, we get sent out for a 			*******		 of stuff
Intel's pretty good, pays good too, but if **** goes wrong then you'll be the first one they blame. Special forces is basically the same as everything else with just less people. If you wanna do something that's really considered as special forces then sniping's as close as you'll get.

Yeah, I just got back from Taiwan about a week ago, we get sent out for a ******* of stuff
#977 to #976 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
I'd love to become a sniper but I can only imagine all the walking behind  enemy lines and having to sit still for days on end to maybe see a goat come out of a mud shack sniping is fun as 			****		 and 			****		 but it may not be worth the tedious waiting   
   
I'm really all hell bent on the the "I wanna join military to become like high ranking spec ops shooty shooty manly man" i want the thrills and unique experiences it can give me like the traveling too   
   
 			*******		 get your friend to come take me in, i finish school in june i want to work with you
I'd love to become a sniper but I can only imagine all the walking behind enemy lines and having to sit still for days on end to maybe see a goat come out of a mud shack sniping is fun as **** and **** but it may not be worth the tedious waiting

I'm really all hell bent on the the "I wanna join military to become like high ranking spec ops shooty shooty manly man" i want the thrills and unique experiences it can give me like the traveling too

******* get your friend to come take me in, i finish school in june i want to work with you
#978 to #977 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
You wanna do good sniping you do it in the Marines, join into Recon, they're the literal first into a warzone and they're the shooty shootiest    
   
I wanted to do that too, and honestly Marines and Navy travel the most, Navy never stays too long though.   
   
 Bitch you gotta prove yo self, mufugga. I'm trying to get my nephew to join in and he's still got school so calm yo self 			*****
You wanna do good sniping you do it in the Marines, join into Recon, they're the literal first into a warzone and they're the shooty shootiest

I wanted to do that too, and honestly Marines and Navy travel the most, Navy never stays too long though.

Bitch you gotta prove yo self, mufugga. I'm trying to get my nephew to join in and he's still got school so calm yo self *****
#979 to #978 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
id love to but then everyone gon be like oh noes he gon get his legs blowned off while shooty people oh nos    
   
like you did airforce youg et to fly jets around to different countries and 			****		 or what? and tell stories mayne ya gotta have a couple   
   
 how i gotta prove myself bruh like im sure i can scored top 10% outta everyone on the asvap if i actually study this time and im sure ill be a decent soldier    
 also sorry im high as 			****		 so words but like i know what were talking bout and 			****
id love to but then everyone gon be like oh noes he gon get his legs blowned off while shooty people oh nos

like you did airforce youg et to fly jets around to different countries and **** or what? and tell stories mayne ya gotta have a couple

how i gotta prove myself bruh like im sure i can scored top 10% outta everyone on the asvap if i actually study this time and im sure ill be a decent soldier
also sorry im high as **** so words but like i know what were talking bout and ****
#980 to #979 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Just don't get shot, faggot    
   
You really only go to like 3 places in the Air Force and you never get any real action. One time my friend landed on a different carrier about 400 kilos away and he had no clue what the 			****		 was going on because he was never even cleared to land there   
   
 They don't look at your asvab as much as they'll look at your career, and plus you gotta go through another kind of bootcamp for them    
 Bitch gimme some of that
Just don't get shot, faggot

You really only go to like 3 places in the Air Force and you never get any real action. One time my friend landed on a different carrier about 400 kilos away and he had no clue what the **** was going on because he was never even cleared to land there

They don't look at your asvab as much as they'll look at your career, and plus you gotta go through another kind of bootcamp for them
Bitch gimme some of that
#981 to #980 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
yea right mate    
   
well 			****		 then what did you do to get in this contractor thing if you dont do 			****		 in airforce   
   
 got that premium kush doe
yea right mate

well **** then what did you do to get in this contractor thing if you dont do **** in airforce

got that premium kush doe
#982 to #981 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
I had a ton of successful missions and I was technically considered ace, and I transferred into Marines so that got me some extra street cred too   
   
 			*****		 I got some homegrown 			****		 right here, smells like ass
I had a ton of successful missions and I was technically considered ace, and I transferred into Marines so that got me some extra street cred too

***** I got some homegrown **** right here, smells like ass
#983 to #982 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
what missions we tlakin bout, whats an ace, and how into marines and for how long   
   
 are you considered a civilian technically or are you still mostly controlled by some sort of military branch and how the 			****		 you got weed 			*****		 thought zero tolerance on this 			****
what missions we tlakin bout, whats an ace, and how into marines and for how long

are you considered a civilian technically or are you still mostly controlled by some sort of military branch and how the **** you got weed ***** thought zero tolerance on this ****
#984 to #983 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classified. Ace is like a top pilot, hard to kill and never screws up. And just 2 or 3 years, I was deployed for one year and got shot twice so gotta count time in hospital   
   
 Civilian unless the country I'm in is or has been a contractor for us. And 			******		 PRIVATE MILITARY, we can do most anything we want (except break laws and 			****		) long as we don't do anything in a 24-hour period before missions or official inspections
Basic air support, recon, air superiority, and a few classified. Ace is like a top pilot, hard to kill and never screws up. And just 2 or 3 years, I was deployed for one year and got shot twice so gotta count time in hospital

Civilian unless the country I'm in is or has been a contractor for us. And ****** PRIVATE MILITARY, we can do most anything we want (except break laws and **** ) long as we don't do anything in a 24-hour period before missions or official inspections
#985 to #984 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
you ever fight anyone in the air   
   
 jesus 			****		 so what countries have you been to so far
you ever fight anyone in the air

jesus **** so what countries have you been to so far
#986 to #985 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
> Air superiority   
> superiority of the air variety   
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy 			****		. Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.   
   
 Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
> Air superiority
> superiority of the air variety
Yeah I have, it's uncoordinated, messy **** . Without an IFF you'd be shooting your own mates. But you're not supposed to shoot at the pilots or parachutes of enemies who ejected, and I always got this empty feeling when one of them never ejects.

Been to China, North and South Korea, Japan, Russia, Nigeria, Brazil, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Britain, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Taiwan, Iraq, Iran, Afghan, and once in Syria. Last 4 were in US military service, some were in service and in my current service together
User avatar #987 to #986 - laclosa (11/28/2014) [-]
well jeesus titty *****
#988 to #987 - piekiller (11/28/2014) [-]
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
So good luck in the military, fag-lord
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You are a great man
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