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Interests: Lifting weights and Poetry... Quite the combo, huh?
Date Signed Up:6/24/2012
Last Login:8/01/2012
Location:Kent
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#148 - Haha, I'm not quite sure, actually. I know some things she lik… 07/26/2012 on pidge's profile 0
#146 - Haha, well, I'll tell you what. Seeing as I'm still planning o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2012 on pidge's profile 0
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User avatar #148 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm not quite sure, actually. I know some things she likes, so I might surprise her with them. Just leave them at her doorstep with a letter, because I doubt she'll want to talk to me. :(

Ha, that's cute. xx
#144 - Yeah, well I'll make her see how sorry I am, etc. See how it g…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2012 on pidge's profile 0
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User avatar #146 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, well, I'll tell you what. Seeing as I'm still planning on what exactly I'm going to do, I'll stay here for a bit longer and chill with you. :) xx
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User avatar #148 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm not quite sure, actually. I know some things she likes, so I might surprise her with them. Just leave them at her doorstep with a letter, because I doubt she'll want to talk to me. :(

Ha, that's cute. xx
#142 - Haha it's a very long story. It's that girl I told you about, …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2012 on pidge's profile 0
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User avatar #144 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, well I'll make her see how sorry I am, etc. See how it goes. :)

Manchester, huh? Yeah seems quite far haha. Shame really, you sound like a nice chick to hang out with. :) xx
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User avatar #146 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, well, I'll tell you what. Seeing as I'm still planning on what exactly I'm going to do, I'll stay here for a bit longer and chill with you. :) xx
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User avatar #148 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm not quite sure, actually. I know some things she likes, so I might surprise her with them. Just leave them at her doorstep with a letter, because I doubt she'll want to talk to me. :(

Ha, that's cute. xx
#140 - Well, because I'm a nice guy, I thought I'd go round there wit…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/26/2012 on pidge's profile 0
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User avatar #142 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha it's a very long story. It's that girl I told you about, the one I'm crazy for.

Well if I knew you more, I'd invite you over. Haha. Baring in mind, you would have to be living in Kent. ;) xx
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User avatar #144 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, well I'll make her see how sorry I am, etc. See how it goes. :)

Manchester, huh? Yeah seems quite far haha. Shame really, you sound like a nice chick to hang out with. :) xx
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User avatar #146 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, well, I'll tell you what. Seeing as I'm still planning on what exactly I'm going to do, I'll stay here for a bit longer and chill with you. :) xx
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User avatar #148 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm not quite sure, actually. I know some things she likes, so I might surprise her with them. Just leave them at her doorstep with a letter, because I doubt she'll want to talk to me. :(

Ha, that's cute. xx
#138 - Well yeah, in quotations because we used to be good friends, b…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2012 on pidge's profile 0
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User avatar #140 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Well, because I'm a nice guy, I thought I'd go round there with apologies and see if everything can be resolved. :) So you're a girl, if a guy was to apologise to you... How would be the best way to do it? Haha. Need your advice. ;)

BBQs are awesome. :) Nothing better than friends, good weather, meat and booze. xx
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User avatar #142 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha it's a very long story. It's that girl I told you about, the one I'm crazy for.

Well if I knew you more, I'd invite you over. Haha. Baring in mind, you would have to be living in Kent. ;) xx
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User avatar #144 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, well I'll make her see how sorry I am, etc. See how it goes. :)

Manchester, huh? Yeah seems quite far haha. Shame really, you sound like a nice chick to hang out with. :) xx
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User avatar #146 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, well, I'll tell you what. Seeing as I'm still planning on what exactly I'm going to do, I'll stay here for a bit longer and chill with you. :) xx
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User avatar #148 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm not quite sure, actually. I know some things she likes, so I might surprise her with them. Just leave them at her doorstep with a letter, because I doubt she'll want to talk to me. :(

Ha, that's cute. xx
#136 - Well I treat a girl right. :P Haha, good to know. Erm, I d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2012 on pidge's profile 0
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#134 - He's a vile creature. I hate that pathetic excuse for a boy. B…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2012 on pidge's profile 0
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User avatar #136 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Well I treat a girl right. :P Haha, good to know.
Erm, I don't really know. Might have some mates over, see if I can get into contact with some 'old buddies' of mine. :) How about you? x
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#132 - Haha, well at least I made you smile then. :) Yeah, 'this Kane…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2012 on pidge's profile 0
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User avatar #134 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
He's a vile creature. I hate that pathetic excuse for a boy. But enough of that little man, a nice girl like you shouldn't have to be speaking about a person like that. I hate drug abusers really.

Haha, I slept fine, thanks. Nice of you to be concerned, Sasha. :) How about you? xx
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User avatar #136 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Well I treat a girl right. :P Haha, good to know.
Erm, I don't really know. Might have some mates over, see if I can get into contact with some 'old buddies' of mine. :) How about you? x
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#130 - Haha, yeah he's a bit of a c**t. He's 'Kane'... Eugh. Yeah I t…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2012 on pidge's profile 0
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User avatar #132 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, well at least I made you smile then. :) Yeah, 'this Kane guy' is a right arsehole. This chick, is to die for basically. He doesn't make her feel special, he doesn't make her feel loved, he doesn't stick up for her, doesn't protect her. He chills with porn, games, drugs, booze... Shagging coke addicts. He's really not right for her, but she won't see it. Haha, but here I am. Sorry for moaning at you. :)

Flexibility sounds pretty damn sweet, I must say. ;) xx
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User avatar #134 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
He's a vile creature. I hate that pathetic excuse for a boy. But enough of that little man, a nice girl like you shouldn't have to be speaking about a person like that. I hate drug abusers really.

Haha, I slept fine, thanks. Nice of you to be concerned, Sasha. :) How about you? xx
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User avatar #136 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Well I treat a girl right. :P Haha, good to know.
Erm, I don't really know. Might have some mates over, see if I can get into contact with some 'old buddies' of mine. :) How about you? x
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#40 - iheardyoulikeponys **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #138 to #40 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Well yeah, in quotations because we used to be good friends, but not so much anymore, sadly. Haha, well if the weather's nice you can head to the beach and get a sexy tan, you know. I'm planning on having a BBQ later if the weather stays nice. :) xx
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User avatar #140 to #139 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Well, because I'm a nice guy, I thought I'd go round there with apologies and see if everything can be resolved. :) So you're a girl, if a guy was to apologise to you... How would be the best way to do it? Haha. Need your advice. ;)

BBQs are awesome. :) Nothing better than friends, good weather, meat and booze. xx
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User avatar #142 to #141 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha it's a very long story. It's that girl I told you about, the one I'm crazy for.

Well if I knew you more, I'd invite you over. Haha. Baring in mind, you would have to be living in Kent. ;) xx
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User avatar #144 to #143 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, well I'll make her see how sorry I am, etc. See how it goes. :)

Manchester, huh? Yeah seems quite far haha. Shame really, you sound like a nice chick to hang out with. :) xx
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User avatar #146 to #145 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, well, I'll tell you what. Seeing as I'm still planning on what exactly I'm going to do, I'll stay here for a bit longer and chill with you. :) xx
#147 to #146 - iheardyoulikeponys **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #148 to #147 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm not quite sure, actually. I know some things she likes, so I might surprise her with them. Just leave them at her doorstep with a letter, because I doubt she'll want to talk to me. :(

Ha, that's cute. xx
User avatar #101 to #40 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Haha, okay I'll upload a pic or two. Don't laugh though, will you? ;) I have a car, going to get myself a new one I'm thinking. But I was out on one of my quadbikes today, seemed the weather for it. :) What car do you drive?

Drinks are always good, especially when you have good company. You saw Batman? Not really a big fan on films like that, haha.
#105 to #101 - iheardyoulikeponys **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #107 to #105 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Haha yes, I have a yellow one and a blue one. :) Civics are pretty nifty cars, I have a Corsa at the minute. Planning on getting a Focus Zetec soon. I've uploaded them, they're in my pics for you. x
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User avatar #116 to #113 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Well thank you. :) Haha, you're the second person to say that I look like this 'bane' geezer. So, that must be a compliment to me, right? Haha, it took me quite a few years. ;) x
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User avatar #121 to #119 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Well thank you very much. :) Always nice to know I'm the biggest a girl knows... In both ways. ;) Haha. xx
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User avatar #126 to #124 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm known to make a girl shy and weak at the knees. A bit of a romantic you could say. 'Lucky lady' not really... There is a girl that I wanna be with, but I doubt she wants to be with me. Haha. How about you? Any partners? x
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User avatar #128 to #127 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
She has this guy, that doesn't let her do anything, but it's a long story haha. But thank you again, you're very sweet. Haha yeah, a romantic. Dinners, jewellery, flowers, clothes, corsets. etc. :)

Tell me some about yourself? xx
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User avatar #130 to #129 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Haha, yeah he's a bit of a c**t. He's 'Kane'... Eugh. Yeah I treat a girl right ^^ Haha, oh right, you're 20? Nice. And a blue streak sounds pretty sexy. Ha gymnastics? Sweet! :D

Erm, well my name's Callum, haha. I'm 21 years old, I drive, I live in a nice place in Kent. Erm, I have good mates, love a laugh and a drink. :P xx
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User avatar #132 to #131 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Haha, well at least I made you smile then. :) Yeah, 'this Kane guy' is a right arsehole. This chick, is to die for basically. He doesn't make her feel special, he doesn't make her feel loved, he doesn't stick up for her, doesn't protect her. He chills with porn, games, drugs, booze... Shagging coke addicts. He's really not right for her, but she won't see it. Haha, but here I am. Sorry for moaning at you. :)

Flexibility sounds pretty damn sweet, I must say. ;) xx
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User avatar #134 to #133 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
He's a vile creature. I hate that pathetic excuse for a boy. But enough of that little man, a nice girl like you shouldn't have to be speaking about a person like that. I hate drug abusers really.

Haha, I slept fine, thanks. Nice of you to be concerned, Sasha. :) How about you? xx
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User avatar #136 to #135 - pidge (07/26/2012) [-]
Well I treat a girl right. :P Haha, good to know.
Erm, I don't really know. Might have some mates over, see if I can get into contact with some 'old buddies' of mine. :) How about you? x
#137 to #136 - iheardyoulikeponys **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
I don't know you either, so like I said to the prick below, get off my page. Ta.
#42 to #41 - iheardyoulikeponys **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43 to #42 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Don't know you bro.
#44 to #43 - iheardyoulikeponys **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #44 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
I really don't care what your name is.
#46 to #45 - iheardyoulikeponys **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #46 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Fine, my name is Callum. Now leave.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Good for you, mate. Are you a girl or just a very gay boy? And yes, I do work out. I'm a personal fitness trainer, and squeeze in a few hours a night at home, and 5 days a week at the gym.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
I know of no one called Sasha. That picture was taken quite a while back, I'd say... 8 or 9 months ago.
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User avatar #53 to #52 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
I still don't know if you're a girl or a boy. From what I've heard, 'Sasha' is both genders. And I'm fine thanks, yourself?
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User avatar #55 to #54 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Ha, right, now I know. Well I doubt you'll be getting a photo of me. And are you obsessed with that pink horse?
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User avatar #97 to #96 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
'Pinkie Pie', sounds like a pretty lame name for a damn horse. Not overly sure about changing pics. I only have three on here. The rest are on my main computer.
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User avatar #99 to #98 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm on my laptop chilling in the garden with a few friends. I only have a portrait, and one of me acting like a cock with my muscles. Haha. And not a lot, went for a little ride, and you? x
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User avatar #123 to #34 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Fine, I'll let this one slide then.
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User avatar #91 to #34 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Because you're a ******* knob.
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User avatar #93 to #92 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
You've never meant anything to me.
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User avatar #95 to #94 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
You're such a ******* weirdo! Shut the **** up will you?!
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User avatar #103 to #102 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
No, I don't love you.
#104 to #103 - SpidaChris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #106 to #104 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
I'm not a liar. I do not love you. Faggot.
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User avatar #109 to #108 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Get it into your ******* head and **** off!!
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User avatar #111 to #110 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
******* fag. Leave me alone.
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User avatar #117 to #115 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Of course it was. Why doesn't 'Cliff' suck your dick instead.
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User avatar #120 to #118 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
How can I believe that was your friend, for all this time?
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User avatar #71 to #34 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Out of room. Writing this just telling you to shut the **** up. I do not want anything to do with you and your one-inch-wonder. Now get the **** off my page, you freak.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
You're a ******* weirdo. Really think you need help, mate.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Go **** your dad then.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Get the **** out of here, you ******* freak.
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User avatar #81 to #80 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Shut the ******* Hell up, dude! Seriously!
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User avatar #83 to #82 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
I'm not your ******* 'baby'. Creep.
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User avatar #85 to #84 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
**** off! Jesus Christ! I'm not ******* gay. Nor do I want any form of ******* contact with you. Get it into your head.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Good.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
I don't know you, so get off my profile. Kthxbye. <3
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User avatar #37 to #36 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
I aint mad, bro. **** like you don't get to me. ;)
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User avatar #39 to #38 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
You're just jealous because I'm what you want to be. You're probably a puny little guy, too shy and pathetic to get a real chick. ;) Keep feeding my ego, loverboy. <3
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User avatar #57 to #56 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Okay, so you're a sissy. So what? You ain't got a clue how big I am, cheers. ;)
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User avatar #59 to #58 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
I really, honestly couldn't care less.
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User avatar #61 to #60 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
My name is 'pidge' because it's a nickname my friends gave me years ago. It just stuck around.
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User avatar #63 to #62 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Real immature of you. Pretty damn lame.
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#65 to #64 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
**** off, you little fag.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Hahaha, that's two people that think you're a knob. :D
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User avatar #69 to #68 - pidge (07/25/2012) [-]
Really not. Fag.
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#24 - iseewhatyadidtharr (07/12/2012) [-]
You ******* filth. You're the dirtiest. Most disgusting human being i have ever had the displeasure to hear about. You lied and you ******* know you did. You little sniffling piece of **** . I didn't even see betty after Gemma left. If you was there Callum why so cowardly? why not show yourself and be alpha instead of lurking in the darkness hmm? afraid of little ol me? You little cowardly boy. Trying to mmake your way through life lieing to the people you supposedly "Love" you little asswipe. I can't wait till you make another wrong move and your ass ends up in prison. Heres an idea Callum you cunt. How bout next time you "See" me you show your **** ugly face and we talk like proper MEN. Stop hiding and be a man not a ******* child. Cunt.
User avatar #25 to #24 - pidge (07/12/2012) [-]
Haha, you're adorable when you're angry, my friend.
#26 to #25 - iseewhatyadidtharr (07/12/2012) [-]
So cmon big man. Why hence forth with more **** .
User avatar #27 to #26 - pidge (07/12/2012) [-]
I love you, sweetie. <3 Hahahaha!
#28 to #27 - iseewhatyadidtharr (07/12/2012) [-]
I love you too xx Callum you want to fight me? :) x
User avatar #29 to #28 - pidge (07/12/2012) [-]
Nahh, I couldn't do that to Gem. Because unlike you, my friend, I don't want to make her upset by fighting you. :)
#30 to #29 - iseewhatyadidtharr (07/12/2012) [-]
No matter what you do Callum. She will always believe me over you. End of Discussion.
User avatar #31 to #30 - pidge (07/12/2012) [-]
Hahahaha. Funny stuff. She's already beating herself up about it. She's laying next to me, crying her eyes out, because she thinks she's no good.
#32 to #31 - iseewhatyadidtharr (07/12/2012) [-]
lying again.
User avatar #33 to #32 - pidge (07/12/2012) [-]
Believe what you like, my friend. Haha, enjoy your coke head, won't you? ;)
User avatar #1 - SunshineCabbage (07/03/2012) [-]
Callum, when will you get it into your thick, over-roided, vein-popping head that I don't love you. Nor do I even like you. You're a worthless, pathetic excuse for a human being (if I can at all call you that). You're an animal. You completely disregard anybody's feelings because all you care about is your own pathetic happiness. You're afraid of most things, but moreso, afraid to admit it. You're scared of being emasculated or bullied, which is why you pump yourself with muscle in order to make yourself feel better. However, you don't realise that you laying hands on a woman, is one of the most emasculating things you can do. You have proved you are nothing but a mere immature child throwing their toys out of the pram when things aren't going their way. I don't ever want to see your face again. I don't want to hear your voice, I don't want to hear you telling me these lies. I don't want to feel your hands on me again. I want you away from me and Kane for good. I hate every living cell of your being, I hate the blood that runs through your body, I hate the organs that keep you alive, I hate your mind, I hate your personality, I hate your looks. I. Hate. You. Don't bother telling me I'm angry, I've gone past the stage of angry with you. I want nothing more to do with you, you ******* cunt. How many times do I have to tell you Callum? Seriously. I don't want you, not anymore. I want Kane, he's a beautiful person, and treats me how you ought to treat anybody. Goodbye Callum, and good ******* riddance of you. You were not a friend of mine, you were just a ******* disease.
User avatar #22 to #1 - pidge (07/07/2012) [-]
Ran out of room. Ha! GemGem, it has everything to do with me. I can't sit here and watch him treat you like **** ... You know I can't. Just stand back and look at it all... He doesn't take you out, unlike me. He doesn't stand up for you, unlike me. He leaves you to fight your battles by yourself, he doesn't show how much he "apparently loves" you. He plays ******* games and he masturbates to porn. How is that a guy you want to be with? Remember all those things about him that worried you, and made your blood boil. Just sit back and think about how many more of those you're going to have to put up with. He said he liked you and wanted to be with you, but he snogged (and probably ****** ) some girl, and ****** a cokehead! How can you love him! He sits there, getting horny and sweaty over some bitch with a dick in her ass. THAT'S what he wants. He wants an alcoholic, drug-popping, game-playing, dirty-in-the-bedroom whore. Not you. You're too sweet and innocent for him. He wants vampires because he's immature. He doesn't want a proper girl like you, he's only doing this because he doesn't want to be lonely, and you know he'll drop you like **** when he finds the girl he's truly been looking for. You're nothing compared to porn. You're nothing compared to the girls he's ****** . You're nothing to him! Get that into your head! I'm trying to save you from him because he makes you doubt how you look, how you act and what you do. No man should make you feel insecure, no man should make you feel alone when you're arguing with anyone. I deeply regret everything I've done. But ******* Hell, I'm so much more of a man than he is. I know you... I know you won't reply. So, I'll speak to you, or see you whenever. <3
User avatar #23 to #22 - SunshineCabbage (07/07/2012) [-]
Yeah you're right... Completely, 100% right, Callum.
User avatar #2 to #1 - pidge (07/04/2012) [-]
Woah, where the Hell did that all come from? I've done nothing but care for you, Gemma, and this is how you treat me? I know you can't stay away from me, I know you need me, and I know, deep down, you love me. I forgive you for all those hurtful comments towards me, babygirl. I was not a disease to you, I was the best thing that's ever happened to you. I have a place of my own, I have a car, a stable job, a lot of money. Remember that next time you decide to slag me off, sweetheart. Much love, always. <3
User avatar #3 to #2 - SunshineCabbage (07/04/2012) [-]
Are you trying to piss me off, or are you just completely mentally deranged? I think all those steroids have ruined your ability to think clearly. I can stay away from you, it's what I've been trying to do for quite some time now. Yes, I do need you... I need you to leave me alone and to get on with your own sad little life. I've told you time and time again, and I shall tell you once more, that no, I do not love you. In the ******* slightest. You're a miniscule, pathetic, lowlife, putrid ******* cretin, you do not amount to anything in my life, you're just an annoyance. You deserve every ******* hurtful word that's spit your way, and you know for a fact I don't give a flying pig **** about whatever crappy possessions you have. I don't care about whatever you try to bribe me with, because I know you will never make me happy. I am not your sweetheart, nor am I your babygirl. I am nothing to you, and you are nothing to me.
User avatar #4 to #3 - pidge (07/05/2012) [-]
I'm not trying to piss you off, that's the last thing I want to do. And it's ******* annoying when you and that arsehole keeps mentioning my OLD roid habbit, get the **** over it Gemma, seriously. This isn't you talking, it's him. He always has to tell you what to do, however you shouldn't listen to that lowlife. He's nothing for you, he doesn't help you, he doesn't protect you, he doesn't love you. And GemGem, you are EVERYTHING to me.
User avatar #5 to #4 - SunshineCabbage (07/05/2012) [-]
What's annoying? The fact you take steroids in order to beef yourself up? Or the fact I keep mentioning it? I think it's funny that your muscle is nothing to do with self-discipline or your ability to focus on what you are doing, it's down to how many times you inject yourself per week. It's not an old habbit, Callum, we all know you're still on the stuff. Callum, Kane has no input to these messages in the slightest, this is all down to me because I've had enough of all your cocky ******** . I won't give you a list of what he does for me, because you don't deserve to know. However, I will say that he is the greatest guy I've come across, he's genuine. And for **** sake, he protects me and loves me more than you could ever dream of. Okay fine, you say I'm "everything" to you, but ******* hell, I really don't want to be. I don't want to know you anymore. You're nothing but your father, you'll end up just like your father... Getting ****** in the ass by some Tyrone bloke. You're dad isn't a man, and neither are you. You're both abusing, downgraded, immature KIDS. You're a ******* child, nowhere near a ******* man. You're in a dead-end job, with no meaning to your life. You sleep with random women in order to fill the gap inside your soul which was the result of your mother never loving you, so you need to gain the approval of every slutpiece you stick your cock in. It's disgusting and a massive waste of time. I'm not expecting you to change your ways, because I know you won't... Ever. You'll continue on popping roids and getting rage. It's stupid, I think it's about time you ******* grow up and get a proper life. You're 21 for Christ sake, ******* act like it, CUNT.
User avatar #6 to #5 - pidge (07/05/2012) [-]
It's all ******* annoying you little bitch! My muscle is all real, and it IS a ******* old habit. You have no ******* right to say that! No goddamn right, Gemma! I don't go on about the **** you've ******* done, like smoke weed! I don't give a **** about that, so why should you give a **** about my roids? You've not no ******* right to tell me what I can and cannot do. You can **** right off. You're not in control of me. And if you say one more thing about my ******* dad, I swear to ******* God. You leave my father out of this! You hear me? ******* slut! I don't need any bitches ******* approval! And I'll act however I damn well please, thank you very much! So shut the **** up, okay?!
#7 to #6 - SunshineCabbage (07/05/2012) [-]
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Because Callum, when I USED to smoke weed, it didn't make me freak the **** out and knock out some girl for no ******* reason! You'll swear to God what? Huh? Come and find me and kick my ******* head in again?! You do that, then we'll ******* see where it lands you... A nice spot in the showers next to your ******* daddy! And I will shut the **** up... As long as you do too. Ciao, cabrón.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pidge (07/05/2012) [-]
Shut the **** up about him, you little cuntbitch! I told you to shut the **** up! You know what happens to you when you don't ******* listen to me! You wanna play this ******* game, Gemma? I know it would have been Aimee's birthday today... 19 years old, she would have been... Sadly she will never truly reach that age because she's ******* dead. You hear that, Gemma? She's dead. No more than a whisper in the wind. Haha, you didn't know that just two days before she killed herself, I ****** her. She begged me to bang her, and I did. It's good that she's passed, because she's away from you! I never told you before, but I too agree with Ryan and Jamie... You were the reason she's gone. You done **** all to save her, Gemma. Always remember that.
User avatar #9 to #8 - SunshineCabbage (07/05/2012) [-]
It's ******* disgraceful that you could stoop so low to speak ill of the ******* dead, Callum. She will indeed reach that age in her next life, where she's away from the likes of you. So what if you ****** her, Callum? It just goes to show what kind of child you are. I know that months leading up to her demise, she was extremely weak and vulnerable. So therefore, you have proved that the only way you are able to have sex, is by praying on the weak. Praying on the girls that are easy to take advantage of. It's ******* sickening. I TRIED to ******* save her, MY best friend. You done nothing, neither did Ryan or Jamie. You have no idea how much I hate you. How much I hate knowing you're alive. Aimee's dead, that's a one off thing... I'm moving on, slowly but surely. However the constant anal raping your pathetic, waste of a space father is enduring is twice a ******* day. Just imagine your dad whimpering, as some dude is telling him to bend over. That'll be you one day... Oh, your mother will be so proud. Oh no wait, she doesn't give a **** about you, does she?! **** off, Callum. Oh... And how's your side from the other day? Did I make you bleed... Again?
User avatar #10 to #9 - pidge (07/05/2012) [-]
Oh come off it, Gemma. Grow the **** up will you? There is no such thing as a "next life". There's nothing else to this world. Leave it alone for **** sake. You're pretending to be some sort of theoretical and philosophical genius, when in actual fact... You're as stupid as ******* anything. You didn't try to save her, Gemma. We all know that, why else do you think her family moved away from you? And I told you to ******* leave my father out of this! I hate it when you don't ******* listen to me. I ******* hate it! I deserve to be listened to, you insignificant little girl! My father is not getting raped! He'll ******* kick anybody's ass. And my mother does love me, so **** you. My side? Yeah, it's fine. But I catch you do that one more ******* time and I won't just tackle you on the stairs. You won't be able to get away from me that time. Bitch.
User avatar #11 to #10 - SunshineCabbage (07/05/2012) [-]
Whatever, Callum. Everybody knows how much of a wimp you are, everybody knows how much of a submissive little girl your father is. Everybody knows how much your mother hated your guts, as well as your dad's. That's why she left you all, because she was sick and tired of you two treating her like **** . And before you say she deserved it, nobody deserves to be treated that bad. And I will not leave your father out of this. I'll ******* hurt you with everything I know about you, Callum. I'm not ******* through with you yet. So we've mentioned your father, and how he's no more of a man than you are. We've mentioned how your mother hates you guts, so you need to sleep with everybody. Why don't we talk about your early years, hmm? Does it hurt remembering the times when you'd come running home in tears because the big boys were bullying you about your manhood? Is that why you hate being emasculated? Are you afraid you're going to be bullied again? Quite frankly, Callum. Yes you have size as a great advantage, however, you do not know how to fight properly. You helplessly swing and hope it hits flesh. You pretend you're a hard-man, when in actual fact, I have more guts than you do. You want to follow in your father's footsteps so much, he must be embarrassed with how much of a ******* girl you've turned out to be. Little Callum, bullied by the big boys beefs himself up in order to retain his masculinity. However, it just shows that you really are ******* clueless. Now, little boy... I think you better pop some more steroids, because you don't want those "muscles" of yours sagging, and you better head off to bed... It's past your bed time mister sleepyhead, and aren't your swans getting cranky? Haha, I just thought... I bet your vein's popping out a good'un huh? ;)
User avatar #12 to #11 - pidge (07/05/2012) [-]
I'm not a ******* wimp! I can ******* have you any day! I told you to leave my father alone you little cunt. **** you. **** Kane. **** everything you ******* believe in you little slut. I ******* hate you. You worthless piece of ********* ! I'm glad Aimee's dead! You didn't ******* deserve her, you deserve nothing! I have everything to my ******* advantage! So shut your ******* face about all this before I ******* shut it for you. You hear that?! You're not ******* funny, Gemma. You're a worthless human being. You're ******* nothing, and your "Kaneman" will realise that soon enough. He'll know how much of a cunt you really are. He's only using you for sex, it means **** all. All that you told me about what you'd like in bed? I bet he's none hardly any of it. Especially the one that you've always wanted, but no ****** wanted to give it to you. So **** you, Gemma! ******* prick. Go slit your wrists, you ******* emo.
User avatar #13 to #12 - SunshineCabbage (07/05/2012) [-]
Cool story bro. But I'm confused, was that you speaking? Or has your temple-vein developed a mind of it's own? I have a feeling it's gonna pop soon....
User avatar #14 to #13 - pidge (07/05/2012) [-]
**** YOU! So ******* what if I have a vein? Big ******* deal. Get something ******* new to talk about. You're a bit lame, aren't you? Stupid little girl. Grow up and think about how you ******* left your best mate to rot. Selfish ******* CUNT!
User avatar #15 to #14 - SunshineCabbage (07/05/2012) [-]
**** you! You're a bit lame, aren't you? Stupid little girl. Grow up and think about how in a few years time you're probably gonna be ****** by the same guy that's ******* your precious daddy.
User avatar #16 to #15 - pidge (07/05/2012) [-]
Just **** off, Gemma! Join your precious ******* Aimee and watch her die again! You worthless **** ! **** off! Just **** . OFF! Don't you dare ******* talk to me like that! You better hope I don't catch you ******* hiding again.
User avatar #17 to #16 - SunshineCabbage (07/05/2012) [-]
If I do that... Then surely that means I get the chance to declining the invitation of meeting you, then that means I would have never met you, and therefore... I'd be happy! And I'll talk to you however I damn well please. Don't worry, I'll smell you sweating steroids, and see your vein before you turn round the corner. What you gonna do then, Callum? Kick my head in? Push me down the stairs? Smash my head against the wall? Hold a knife to me? What?! Cunt.
User avatar #18 to #17 - pidge (07/07/2012) [-]
I told you to shut the ******* Hell up about all that **** ! You're a ******* bitch, have fun when you end up alone. I find it hilarious that you think so high and mighty of that guy, when he's just a ******* wimp! He doesn't stand up for himself, he doesn't stand up for you. What sort of "man" is that? I told you he doesn't look out for you! He does **** all for you, and you know it. We've been arguing a few days now, and has he said anything to me? No, he hasn't, because he's too ******* scared. Why do you wanna be with a pussy? He's not a ******* man. He's a little boy. You BOTH should ******* grow a pair. Wankers.
User avatar #19 to #18 - SunshineCabbage (07/07/2012) [-]
Whatever, Callum. I well and truly give up with you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - pidge (07/07/2012) [-]
You give up with me, because you know I'm right. You've realised that he hasn't done anything for you. Him saying he'll look after you and protect you, save you and stand up for you. It was just a lie fed to you so he could get you into bed. Seeyou soon, babygirl. Remember, no matter what that little prick doesn't do for you, I'll be there to do it for you when you let me. I love you, Gemma-Rose. Tell that cunt to **** off, because he's not good for you. Leaving you to fight me all by yourself, I almost feel sorry for you, it's a shame you brought it on yourself, really... <3
User avatar #21 to #20 - SunshineCabbage (07/07/2012) [-]
Shut up about him! It has nothing to do with you!
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