Well yeah, in quotations because we used to be good friends, but not so much anymore, sadly. Haha, well if the weather's nice you can head to the beach and get a sexy tan, you know. I'm planning on having a BBQ later if the weather stays nice. :) xx

So if you guys arent friends why visit :O that sounds silly :33 why they no like you anymore either?
hmmm tis a nice day :D but i'm too lazy hehe
oooo BBQ's yom :O havent had a bbq in such a long time ^^' xx

Well, because I'm a nice guy, I thought I'd go round there with apologies and see if everything can be resolved. :) So you're a girl, if a guy was to apologise to you... How would be the best way to do it? Haha. Need your advice. ;)

BBQs are awesome. :) Nothing better than friends, good weather, meat and booze. xx

Well i dunno hehe what exactly did you do to this girl ^^'
i mean because it would depend :33
I wanna BBQ now xD xx

Haha it's a very long story. It's that girl I told you about, the one I'm crazy for.

Well if I knew you more, I'd invite you over. Haha. Baring in mind, you would have to be living in Kent. ;) xx

aawwwww you gunna go apologie to her todai? :O :33 x cuuuuuute
well i'm up in Manchester :3 kinda far hehe xx

Yeah, well I'll make her see how sorry I am, etc. See how it goes. :)

Manchester, huh? Yeah seems quite far haha. Shame really, you sound like a nice chick to hang out with. :) xx

So your gunna be going off line :OOOO leaving me here :P
Aww well thanks Callum :33 i would mind spending some time with you either heheee ^^' xx

Haha, well, I'll tell you what. Seeing as I'm still planning on what exactly I'm going to do, I'll stay here for a bit longer and chill with you. :) xx

:33 so what is your plan :D flowers? go to her doorstep with a prezzie or something :D
yaay i get to talk to you more :33 xx

Haha, I'm not quite sure, actually. I know some things she likes, so I might surprise her with them. Just leave them at her doorstep with a letter, because I doubt she'll want to talk to me. :(

Ha, that's cute. xx

Haha, okay I'll upload a pic or two. Don't laugh though, will you? ;) I have a car, going to get myself a new one I'm thinking. But I was out on one of my quadbikes today, seemed the weather for it. :) What car do you drive?

Drinks are always good, especially when you have good company. You saw Batman? Not really a big fan on films like that, haha.

:OOOO QUADBIKES!? wish i had a quadbike :O i'm so jelly :(
i don't drive anything special hehe Honda Civic ^^
I promise not to laugh :)))))
X

Haha yes, I have a yellow one and a blue one. :) Civics are pretty nifty cars, I have a Corsa at the minute. Planning on getting a Focus Zetec soon. I've uploaded them, they're in my pics for you. x

OMG YOUR HUUUUUUGE!! :O
You look like bane from batman :O
he is one sexy man that bane..yummy ^^
<-- Bane :D
how long did it take you to get like that o.o xx

Well thank you. :) Haha, you're the second person to say that I look like this 'bane' geezer. So, that must be a compliment to me, right? Haha, it took me quite a few years. ;) x

Well i think he looks soo hawt ^^'
hehe :)
wow i mean i'm like in shape but woowww your actually massive ever actually know anyone to be that big like O.O y'know xx

Well thank you very much. :) Always nice to know I'm the biggest a girl knows... In both ways. ;) Haha. xx

In both ways huh ;) wow...hehe
made me go all shy ^^'
so you got a lucky lady? :333
guy like you has toooooo xx

Haha, I'm known to make a girl shy and weak at the knees. A bit of a romantic you could say. 'Lucky lady' not really... There is a girl that I wanna be with, but I doubt she wants to be with me. Haha. How about you? Any partners? x

Aaaw why wouldn't she wanna be with you? :O :( you seem like a really nice guy <3 i wouldn't mind getting to know you better ^^'
Nope none for mee tehe :33
a Romantic huh ^^' xx

She has this guy, that doesn't let her do anything, but it's a long story haha. But thank you again, you're very sweet. Haha yeah, a romantic. Dinners, jewellery, flowers, clothes, corsets. etc. :)

Tell me some about yourself? xx

He sounds horrible :( i wouldn't stand for that! what this poo heads name :33
:o you spoil yer ladies rotten huh ^^ hehehe

Me? Well y'know my names Sasha n stoff hehe I love Batman ^^ <3
i drive, i'm 20, blonder hair with a blue streak in my fringe green eyes and i'd like to say average body hehe ;)
i'm into athletics and stuff :333 i use to go to Gymnastics and stuff xx what else is there to know about you Callum :33

Haha, yeah he's a bit of a c**t. He's 'Kane'... Eugh. Yeah I treat a girl right ^^ Haha, oh right, you're 20? Nice. And a blue streak sounds pretty sexy. Ha gymnastics? Sweet! :D

Erm, well my name's Callum, haha. I'm 21 years old, I drive, I live in a nice place in Kent. Erm, I have good mates, love a laugh and a drink. :P xx

You think that sounds sexy ^^' thank you hehe :33 made me smile <3
This Kane guys sounds horrible :(
Yeah Gmnastic i'm ehem quite flexible ;) :P xx

Haha, well at least I made you smile then. :) Yeah, 'this Kane guy' is a right arsehole. This chick, is to die for basically. He doesn't make her feel special, he doesn't make her feel loved, he doesn't stick up for her, doesn't protect her. He chills with porn, games, drugs, booze... Shagging coke addicts. He's really not right for her, but she won't see it. Haha, but here I am. Sorry for moaning at you. :)

Flexibility sounds pretty damn sweet, I must say. ;) xx

He sounds Disgusting :@ why isnt she with you? :((
i would never hang around a drug abuser ://
How did you sleep last night Callum ^^ xx

He's a vile creature. I hate that pathetic excuse for a boy. But enough of that little man, a nice girl like you shouldn't have to be speaking about a person like that. I hate drug abusers really.

Haha, I slept fine, thanks. Nice of you to be concerned, Sasha. :) How about you? xx

aawww :33 qquite the gentleman ^^'
i slept great thanks Callum :DD y'know beauty sleep and all hehe x
upto much today? mr muscle :DD

Well I treat a girl right. :P Haha, good to know.
Erm, I don't really know. Might have some mates over, see if I can get into contact with some 'old buddies' of mine. :) How about you? x

aawwww some old friends huh? :33 sounds like fun but why they in qoutes? :O
hhmmmm i dunno whether to go to the beach or stay home today i'm bveing all lazy :33 <3 xx

I don't know you either, so like I said to the prick below, get off my page. Ta.

But but but but I thought you loved me! :'(((((((((((
i am sad now :(
<--- sadface for you :(

Don't know you bro.

Then get to know me...then we can be frends :D
My name ish sasha :3
Whats your name mista ^_^

I really don't care what your name is.

Playing hard to get i like that :3
Cmoon Mr muscley guyyyy
whats your naaaaaaaammmeeeee

Fine, my name is Callum. Now leave.

aaawww :3 i have two friends called Callum now <3
caalllllluuuuuummmmmmm
Do you work out? :3

Good for you, mate. Are you a girl or just a very gay boy? And yes, I do work out. I'm a personal fitness trainer, and squeeze in a few hours a night at home, and 5 days a week at the gym.

How many boys do you know called Sasha ^__^
wowsss :O how recent is that picture of yours :33

I know of no one called Sasha. That picture was taken quite a while back, I'd say... 8 or 9 months ago.

Well now you do! :D
ssoooo how are you now? :33 x

I still don't know if you're a girl or a boy. From what I've heard, 'Sasha' is both genders. And I'm fine thanks, yourself?

I'm a girl silly :33
i g2g now off out for a wee bit i'll be online later :D :D
id love to see a more recent photo of you ;) x
byeezzzzzzzzz

Ha, right, now I know. Well I doubt you'll be getting a photo of me. And are you obsessed with that pink horse?

Awww cmon its PINKIE PIE!
she just like me all energetic and cute :3 x
why not mr muscle i wanna see you but more up to date you don't have to send me a pic change your display piccy
pretty pweaaasssseeeeeee :33

'Pinkie Pie', sounds like a pretty lame name for a damn horse. Not overly sure about changing pics. I only have three on here. The rest are on my main computer.

On your main computer :O what computer are you on now? :3
cmooon pweeaaassssseeee :33
if you do i'll stop posting Pinkie Pie :3
get upto mcuh today :D i want to the cinema :)

Haha, I'm on my laptop chilling in the garden with a few friends. I only have a portrait, and one of me acting like a cock with my muscles. Haha. And not a lot, went for a little ride, and you? x

I wanna see the silly picture :3 sounds cute :D
you went for a ride? :DD what do you ride? carrr? i love driving my car :)
with friends huh wish i was with some friends i could really use a drink :)
ccmmoonnn show me the picture :) x <- you gave me one so i gives you one too! :D
I went to see Batman...glad i didn't get shot ^^'

Fine, I'll let this one slide then.

Okay.

So tell me about yourself. :o

Because you're a fucking knob.

Do I not mean anything to you anymore?

You've never meant anything to me.

You told me I had the prettiest dick you've ever seen.

You're such a fucking weirdo! Shut the fuck up will you?!

Don't you love me...

No, I don't love you.

Yes you do!
QUIT LYING!!

I'm not a liar. I do not love you. Faggot.

I remember when you called me that name.



It was when I asked if you were in yet.

Get it into your fucking head and fuck off!!

Get it in my head?

You mean your dick?
Yes, please! <3

Fucking fag. Leave me alone.

If you let me suck your cock first~~~

Fucking tramp.

Hey man I'm sorry. That was my friend Cliff.
We got off on the wrong foot cuz of him. Tell me about yourself.

Of course it was. Why doesn't 'Cliff' suck your dick instead.

My name is Chris, though.

I swear that wasn't me.

How can I believe that was your friend, for all this time?

Because you can read my comments. He's been using my account with me for over a month. funnyjunk.com/user/SpidaChris/3096#3096

Out of room. Writing this just telling you to shut the fuck up. I do not want anything to do with you and your one-inch-wonder. Now get the fuck off my page, you freak.

You want it between your toes.

You're a fucking weirdo. Really think you need help, mate.

I do. I need your buttcheeks to help my penis.

Go fuck your dad then.

He can fuck with us. It can be a threesome.

Get the fuck out of here, you fucking freak.

I wanna suck your dick baby :(

Fuck off.

Fuck me harder.

Shut the fucking Hell up, dude! Seriously!

Why are you pushing me away baby?

I'm not your fucking 'baby'. Creep.

What about the times you slowly lick my butthole and call me your princess? :\

Fuck off! Jesus Christ! I'm not fucking gay. Nor do I want any form of fucking contact with you. Get it into your head.

You told me you loved me, you fucking jerk! Was it all a lie?!

FUCK OFF!

You're breaking my heart

Good.

I love you, why won't you love me back.

I don't know you, so get off my profile. Kthxbye. <3

You mad, roidfag?

I aint mad, bro. Shit like you don't get to me. ;)

I can't get to you. Your hilariously-oversized biceps block my path.

Kind of like giant balloons. And not just because of size.

You're just jealous because I'm what you want to be. You're probably a puny little guy, too shy and pathetic to get a real chick. ;) Keep feeding my ego, loverboy. <3

For your information, I like men. With big big dicks, which I don't think you got.

Okay, so you're a sissy. So what? You ain't got a clue how big I am, cheers. ;)

Not as big as I am.
Mine is 40 stories tall.

I really, honestly couldn't care less.

You know you care, or your name wouldn't be Pidge.

My name is 'pidge' because it's a nickname my friends gave me years ago. It just stuck around.

No, it's because you're so into my penis.

Real immature of you. Pretty damn lame.

You want my dick inside your tight little butthole.

But you love me.

Hahaha, that's two people that think you're a knob. :D

The only knob here is my knob, that you want to touch.

Really not. Fag.

You want it in your butt.

Haha, you're adorable when you're angry, my friend.

So cmon big man. Why hence forth with more shit.

I love you, sweetie. <3 Hahahaha!

I love you too xx Callum you want to fight me? :) x

Nahh, I couldn't do that to Gem. Because unlike you, my friend, I don't want to make her upset by fighting you. :)

No matter what you do Callum. She will always believe me over you. End of Discussion.

Hahahaha. Funny stuff. She's already beating herself up about it. She's laying next to me, crying her eyes out, because she thinks she's no good.

lying again.

Believe what you like, my friend. Haha, enjoy your coke head, won't you? ;)

Ran out of room. Ha! GemGem, it has everything to do with me. I can't sit here and watch him treat you like shit... You know I can't. Just stand back and look at it all... He doesn't take you out, unlike me. He doesn't stand up for you, unlike me. He leaves you to fight your battles by yourself, he doesn't show how much he "apparently loves" you. He plays fucking games and he masturbates to porn. How is that a guy you want to be with? Remember all those things about him that worried you, and made your blood boil. Just sit back and think about how many more of those you're going to have to put up with. He said he liked you and wanted to be with you, but he snogged (and probably fucked) some girl, and fucked a cokehead! How can you love him! He sits there, getting horny and sweaty over some bitch with a dick in her ass. THAT'S what he wants. He wants an alcoholic, drug-popping, game-playing, dirty-in-the-bedroom whore. Not you. You're too sweet and innocent for him. He wants vampires because he's immature. He doesn't want a proper girl like you, he's only doing this because he doesn't want to be lonely, and you know he'll drop you like shit when he finds the girl he's truly been looking for. You're nothing compared to porn. You're nothing compared to the girls he's fucked. You're nothing to him! Get that into your head! I'm trying to save you from him because he makes you doubt how you look, how you act and what you do. No man should make you feel insecure, no man should make you feel alone when you're arguing with anyone. I deeply regret everything I've done. But fucking Hell, I'm so much more of a man than he is. I know you... I know you won't reply. So, I'll speak to you, or see you whenever. <3

Yeah you're right... Completely, 100% right, Callum.

Woah, where the Hell did that all come from? I've done nothing but care for you, Gemma, and this is how you treat me? I know you can't stay away from me, I know you need me, and I know, deep down, you love me. I forgive you for all those hurtful comments towards me, babygirl. I was not a disease to you, I was the best thing that's ever happened to you. I have a place of my own, I have a car, a stable job, a lot of money. Remember that next time you decide to slag me off, sweetheart. Much love, always. <3

Are you trying to piss me off, or are you just completely mentally deranged? I think all those steroids have ruined your ability to think clearly. I can stay away from you, it's what I've been trying to do for quite some time now. Yes, I do need you... I need you to leave me alone and to get on with your own sad little life. I've told you time and time again, and I shall tell you once more, that no, I do not love you. In the fucking slightest. You're a miniscule, pathetic, lowlife, putrid fucking cretin, you do not amount to anything in my life, you're just an annoyance. You deserve every fucking hurtful word that's spit your way, and you know for a fact I don't give a flying pig fuck about whatever crappy possessions you have. I don't care about whatever you try to bribe me with, because I know you will never make me happy. I am not your sweetheart, nor am I your babygirl. I am nothing to you, and you are nothing to me.

I'm not trying to piss you off, that's the last thing I want to do. And it's fucking annoying when you and that arsehole keeps mentioning my OLD roid habbit, get the fuck over it Gemma, seriously. This isn't you talking, it's him. He always has to tell you what to do, however you shouldn't listen to that lowlife. He's nothing for you, he doesn't help you, he doesn't protect you, he doesn't love you. And GemGem, you are EVERYTHING to me.

What's annoying? The fact you take steroids in order to beef yourself up? Or the fact I keep mentioning it? I think it's funny that your muscle is nothing to do with self-discipline or your ability to focus on what you are doing, it's down to how many times you inject yourself per week. It's not an old habbit, Callum, we all know you're still on the stuff. Callum, Kane has no input to these messages in the slightest, this is all down to me because I've had enough of all your cocky bullshit. I won't give you a list of what he does for me, because you don't deserve to know. However, I will say that he is the greatest guy I've come across, he's genuine. And for fuck sake, he protects me and loves me more than you could ever dream of. Okay fine, you say I'm "everything" to you, but fucking hell, I really don't want to be. I don't want to know you anymore. You're nothing but your father, you'll end up just like your father... Getting fucked in the ass by some Tyrone bloke. You're dad isn't a man, and neither are you. You're both abusing, downgraded, immature KIDS. You're a fucking child, nowhere near a fucking man. You're in a dead-end job, with no meaning to your life. You sleep with random women in order to fill the gap inside your soul which was the result of your mother never loving you, so you need to gain the approval of every slutpiece you stick your cock in. It's disgusting and a massive waste of time. I'm not expecting you to change your ways, because I know you won't... Ever. You'll continue on popping roids and getting rage. It's stupid, I think it's about time you fucking grow up and get a proper life. You're 21 for Christ sake, fucking act like it, CUNT.

It's all fucking annoying you little bitch! My muscle is all real, and it IS a fucking old habit. You have no fucking right to say that! No goddamn right, Gemma! I don't go on about the shit you've fucking done, like smoke weed! I don't give a fuck about that, so why should you give a fuck about my roids? You've not no fucking right to tell me what I can and cannot do. You can fuck right off. You're not in control of me. And if you say one more thing about my fucking dad, I swear to fucking God. You leave my father out of this! You hear me? Fucking slut! I don't need any bitches fucking approval! And I'll act however I damn well please, thank you very much! So shut the fuck up, okay?!

<---
Because Callum, when I USED to smoke weed, it didn't make me freak the fuck out and knock out some girl for no fucking reason! You'll swear to God what? Huh? Come and find me and kick my fucking head in again?! You do that, then we'll fucking see where it lands you... A nice spot in the showers next to your fucking daddy! And I will shut the fuck up... As long as you do too. Ciao, cabrón.

Shut the fuck up about him, you little cuntbitch! I told you to shut the fuck up! You know what happens to you when you don't fucking listen to me! You wanna play this fucking game, Gemma? I know it would have been Aimee's birthday today... 19 years old, she would have been... Sadly she will never truly reach that age because she's fucking dead. You hear that, Gemma? She's dead. No more than a whisper in the wind. Haha, you didn't know that just two days before she killed herself, I fucked her. She begged me to bang her, and I did. It's good that she's passed, because she's away from you! I never told you before, but I too agree with Ryan and Jamie... You were the reason she's gone. You done fuck all to save her, Gemma. Always remember that.

It's fucking disgraceful that you could stoop so low to speak ill of the fucking dead, Callum. She will indeed reach that age in her next life, where she's away from the likes of you. So what if you fucked her, Callum? It just goes to show what kind of child you are. I know that months leading up to her demise, she was extremely weak and vulnerable. So therefore, you have proved that the only way you are able to have sex, is by praying on the weak. Praying on the girls that are easy to take advantage of. It's fucking sickening. I TRIED to fucking save her, MY best friend. You done nothing, neither did Ryan or Jamie. You have no idea how much I hate you. How much I hate knowing you're alive. Aimee's dead, that's a one off thing... I'm moving on, slowly but surely. However the constant anal raping your pathetic, waste of a space father is enduring is twice a fucking day. Just imagine your dad whimpering, as some dude is telling him to bend over. That'll be you one day... Oh, your mother will be so proud. Oh no wait, she doesn't give a shit about you, does she?! Fuck off, Callum. Oh... And how's your side from the other day? Did I make you bleed... Again?

Oh come off it, Gemma. Grow the fuck up will you? There is no such thing as a "next life". There's nothing else to this world. Leave it alone for fuck sake. You're pretending to be some sort of theoretical and philosophical genius, when in actual fact... You're as stupid as fucking anything. You didn't try to save her, Gemma. We all know that, why else do you think her family moved away from you? And I told you to fucking leave my father out of this! I hate it when you don't fucking listen to me. I fucking hate it! I deserve to be listened to, you insignificant little girl! My father is not getting raped! He'll fucking kick anybody's ass. And my mother does love me, so fuck you. My side? Yeah, it's fine. But I catch you do that one more fucking time and I won't just tackle you on the stairs. You won't be able to get away from me that time. Bitch.

Whatever, Callum. Everybody knows how much of a wimp you are, everybody knows how much of a submissive little girl your father is. Everybody knows how much your mother hated your guts, as well as your dad's. That's why she left you all, because she was sick and tired of you two treating her like shit. And before you say she deserved it, nobody deserves to be treated that bad. And I will not leave your father out of this. I'll fucking hurt you with everything I know about you, Callum. I'm not fucking through with you yet. So we've mentioned your father, and how he's no more of a man than you are. We've mentioned how your mother hates you guts, so you need to sleep with everybody. Why don't we talk about your early years, hmm? Does it hurt remembering the times when you'd come running home in tears because the big boys were bullying you about your manhood? Is that why you hate being emasculated? Are you afraid you're going to be bullied again? Quite frankly, Callum. Yes you have size as a great advantage, however, you do not know how to fight properly. You helplessly swing and hope it hits flesh. You pretend you're a hard-man, when in actual fact, I have more guts than you do. You want to follow in your father's footsteps so much, he must be embarrassed with how much of a fucking girl you've turned out to be. Little Callum, bullied by the big boys beefs himself up in order to retain his masculinity. However, it just shows that you really are fucking clueless. Now, little boy... I think you better pop some more steroids, because you don't want those "muscles" of yours sagging, and you better head off to bed... It's past your bed time mister sleepyhead, and aren't your swans getting cranky? Haha, I just thought... I bet your vein's popping out a good'un huh? ;)

I'm not a fucking wimp! I can fucking have you any day! I told you to leave my father alone you little cunt. Fuck you. Fuck Kane. Fuck everything you fucking believe in you little slut. I fucking hate you. You worthless piece of horseshit! I'm glad Aimee's dead! You didn't fucking deserve her, you deserve nothing! I have everything to my fucking advantage! So shut your fucking face about all this before I fucking shut it for you. You hear that?! You're not fucking funny, Gemma. You're a worthless human being. You're fucking nothing, and your "Kaneman" will realise that soon enough. He'll know how much of a cunt you really are. He's only using you for sex, it means fuck all. All that you told me about what you'd like in bed? I bet he's none hardly any of it. Especially the one that you've always wanted, but no fucker wanted to give it to you. So fuck you, Gemma! Fucking prick. Go slit your wrists, you fucking emo.

Cool story bro. But I'm confused, was that you speaking? Or has your temple-vein developed a mind of it's own? I have a feeling it's gonna pop soon....

FUCK YOU! So fucking what if I have a vein? Big fucking deal. Get something fucking new to talk about. You're a bit lame, aren't you? Stupid little girl. Grow up and think about how you fucking left your best mate to rot. Selfish fucking CUNT!

Fuck you! You're a bit lame, aren't you? Stupid little girl. Grow up and think about how in a few years time you're probably gonna be fucked by the same guy that's fucking your precious daddy.

Just fuck off, Gemma! Join your precious fucking Aimee and watch her die again! You worthless shit! Fuck off! Just FUCK. OFF! Don't you dare fucking talk to me like that! You better hope I don't catch you fucking hiding again.

If I do that... Then surely that means I get the chance to declining the invitation of meeting you, then that means I would have never met you, and therefore... I'd be happy! And I'll talk to you however I damn well please. Don't worry, I'll smell you sweating steroids, and see your vein before you turn round the corner. What you gonna do then, Callum? Kick my head in? Push me down the stairs? Smash my head against the wall? Hold a knife to me? What?! Cunt.

I told you to shut the fucking Hell up about all that shit! You're a fucking bitch, have fun when you end up alone. I find it hilarious that you think so high and mighty of that guy, when he's just a fucking wimp! He doesn't stand up for himself, he doesn't stand up for you. What sort of "man" is that? I told you he doesn't look out for you! He does fuck all for you, and you know it. We've been arguing a few days now, and has he said anything to me? No, he hasn't, because he's too fucking scared. Why do you wanna be with a pussy? He's not a fucking man. He's a little boy. You BOTH should fucking grow a pair. Wankers.

Whatever, Callum. I well and truly give up with you.

You give up with me, because you know I'm right. You've realised that he hasn't done anything for you. Him saying he'll look after you and protect you, save you and stand up for you. It was just a lie fed to you so he could get you into bed. Seeyou soon, babygirl. Remember, no matter what that little prick doesn't do for you, I'll be there to do it for you when you let me. I love you, Gemma-Rose. Tell that cunt to fuck off, because he's not good for you. Leaving you to fight me all by yourself, I almost feel sorry for you, it's a shame you brought it on yourself, really... <3