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#3 - She owns an empire, so yes. She has no actual power, but she i…  [+] (3 replies) 12/02/2016 on Zyklon Ben 0
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#10 - captainprincess (17 hours ago) [-]
she holds like, one-shot power
she could do a great many things but once she does parliament would probably threaten to do away with the monarchy once and for all, depending on what it is she actually does
#6 - anon (12/03/2016) [-]
the queen holds a huge amount of political power, she's done great works towards peace in the world and all in all it'll be a sad day when she dies. granted she doesn't hold much power as queen but she's been a strong political proponent throughout the UK during her life. it'll be a tragedy when she dies, I may not agree with all her political ideals but I respect her goal of world peace.
#4 - anon (12/02/2016) [-]
Spoken like a true punk
#3 - According to Radiolab, she didn't actually have sex with the d…  [+] (6 replies) 12/02/2016 on creepy +76
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#57 - catburglarpenis (23 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, and it wasn't in a fucking waterproof house, and there was no hallucinogens involved.

The hallucinogens being fed to dolphins was a different study of course

What, are you gonna just go through your life without knowing how a dolphin parties?
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#46 - synthane (12/03/2016) [-]
Wonder if she was told to do that by the other researchers in the team or if she came up with the idea. Can you imagine her response if she was told to do it? "This is not what I got my PhD to be doing."
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#56 - catburglarpenis (23 hours ago) [-]
She describes it clinically. "It was like an itch and if you just scratched it we could both move on". Here's tons of material and interviews with her, it was quite impersonal.

Like most handjobs.
#37 - jonnyfrosty (12/03/2016) [-]
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#4 - denonymous (12/02/2016) [-]
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#88 - tropenthatshtup (19 hours ago) [-]
Thats what I was waiting for.
#14 - According to google, Foxconn has 1.300.000 employees. Chi…  [+] (3 replies) 11/29/2016 on apple +3
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#32 - steampoweredbot (11/29/2016) [-]
Maybe shit like this is the reason why China has a suicide rate of 22.23 per 100,000
#17 - anon (11/29/2016) [-]
Being forced to work 72 hours/week is not a surprise as a cause for suicide either.
#15 - oliebol (11/29/2016) [-]
I also wouldn't be surprised if that number is tweaked to look less bad for China
#6 - According to Randal Munroe, author of XKCD, looking at a super…  [+] (17 replies) 11/25/2016 on Supernova Simulation +147
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#109 - catburglarpenis (11/26/2016) [-]
I said the same thing about my girlfriend's penis
#63 - anon (11/26/2016) [-]
O_O Duh?

You get damage from looking at the sun now, if it exploded it would be even brighter.

Duh.
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#64 - Lilstow (11/26/2016) [-]
it's beyond brighter.
if the sun went supernova, we'd literally be inside the sun.
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#103 - fukatron (11/26/2016) [-]
if it could go supernova.
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#62 - agingbuttwizard (11/26/2016) [-]
Yeah - I was just thinking it would be cool to know the distance and time scale. For a supernova to look like that it would have to have been sped up massively in time
#13 - neppynep (11/25/2016) [-]
Then we'll look at one 1 000 000 000 farther away than the sun
#44 - tethesis (11/26/2016) [-]
Wouldnt that still be equal to one nuke in the face? I mean... thats bad right?
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#93 - jacksipian (11/26/2016) [-]
nah man, that's how you get superpowers. havent you ever read a comic book?
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#10 - cupcakescankill (11/25/2016) [-]
When Betelguse, a star over 600 light years from earth, explodes, for a week it will be as bright as day, even at night.
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#100 - cough (11/26/2016) [-]
Nah it'll be about as bright as a full moon.
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#15 - omfgninjaneer (11/25/2016) [-]
Then it will turn into a blackhole that will be as big as a feminists asshole. Or a white dwarf like anyone under 6'0.
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#16 - cupcakescankill (11/25/2016) [-]
people of color can be short too
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#61 - Firefrenzy (11/26/2016) [-]
brown dwarf
#17 - omfgninjaneer (11/25/2016) [-]
Tan is a color.
#8 - anon (11/25/2016) [-]
What If?... That's my favourite one.
#45 - Don't forget that you can't hit people as hard with an eReader…  [+] (1 reply) 11/22/2016 on Book +1
#47 - blargenflargle (11/22/2016) [-]
Not with that attitude you can't
#7 - Is it humanly possible to explain how THAT make the message &q…  [+] (1 reply) 11/18/2016 on LOLCODE +12
#29 - anon (11/19/2016) [-]
Let me try to explain here I have never seen it before but I try my best to understand either each character is command (like brainfuck) or that some fucker decided that you program normally but everything is encrypted
#4 - At a guess they might get payed more for having to be in a pot…  [+] (1 reply) 11/12/2016 on NYPD goes on vacation +104
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#5 - phillycheeseblunt (11/12/2016) [-]
No, NYPD gets paid a good amount (at least $30/hr as a rookie), and he's most likely working overtime at this detail. 1.5*hourly rate.
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