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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
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#65 - Dude I know I attacked the villa with roman and he got shot th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Kurdish Peshmerga Soldiers... +1
User avatar #68 - rhetoricalfunny (12/31/2014) [-]
First time Roman died there I sent in Arica.

They didn't stand a chance.

I got too sad to keep going after one of my characters died. So I ended up with 4 or 5 (10) unfinished playthroughs.
#85 - sytheris (12/31/2014) [-]
I managed to win with only loosing Pavel to the warehouse assholes that raided aid caravan. Killed them all and had a lot of wood thanks to a handy hatchet.
#100 - >prototype big daddy It's project alpha you **… 12/31/2014 on Awkward silence +4
#63 - The ******* winter time man. SO many sick people. I mur…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Kurdish Peshmerga Soldiers... 0
User avatar #64 - rhetoricalfunny (12/31/2014) [-]
I don't even know how I got through Winter. Pretty much took Roman on a nightly killing spree in Brothel's and Warehuses and shit. Basically anywhere I saw armed thugs or soldiers.

Come to think of it I did ALOT of backstabbing.

Basically Roman would go through murdering, then I was lucky enough to have Boris to slug through the night after.
User avatar #65 - phunkyzilla (12/31/2014) [-]
Dude I know I attacked the villa with roman and he got shot then it became a matter of honor to kill them all and all I was left with was bruno but I eventually built back on the remains of my house due to less costs of living
User avatar #68 - rhetoricalfunny (12/31/2014) [-]
First time Roman died there I sent in Arica.

They didn't stand a chance.

I got too sad to keep going after one of my characters died. So I ended up with 4 or 5 (10) unfinished playthroughs.
#85 - sytheris (12/31/2014) [-]
I managed to win with only loosing Pavel to the warehouse assholes that raided aid caravan. Killed them all and had a lot of wood thanks to a handy hatchet.
#135 - I have no idea on earth what this is but it's number one comme… 12/31/2014 on I Maed Dis +1
#80 - try hard or die hard  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Great Cleave 0
User avatar #81 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah man.
Sven is fun in the trenches though, because no one thinks of how to counter him.
Ghost scepter, blade mail, reliable stuns, kiting heroes, etc.

#82 - supahsayin (12/31/2014) [-]
Dota is fun, but i'm like level 4
I've gotten past the dying every minute mark, and the basic reservoir of items, but I have yet to understand just when, where, what, how, and why to do things, and also jungle stuff.
User avatar #85 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
If you play safe in the game and work on learning how to play heroes Learning how to play the hero is the best way to finding that heroes weakness. you will learn stuff on your own.
Jungle is a hard thing to learn for a lot of people, but basically here's this small guide for you:
only 3 heroes can jungle at level 1, these heroes are Chen, Enchantress, and Enigma.
When you start to jungle to the small camp (Radiant side; closest to bottom tower/bottom lane) and then go on to kill the medium and hard camps.
Whenever you have the time, pull the small camp into the lane for the safe lane (bottom lane for Radiant, top lane for Dire) and just repeat that process until you think it's time to either start ganking or to start helping the team in teamfights.

If you need help on anything else, just tell me and I will try to help in any way I can.

Also, here's another tip.
Don't listen to flamers, and try to have a good time. Take your time when learning the game and you will have a lot of fun with it; just learn your weaknesses and try to better yourself.
#78 - I know man add me on steam if you're 3k or up I'm 3 k du…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Great Cleave 0
User avatar #79 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
My MMR is one of the biggest disgraces I've ever had done to me.
But how about I challenge you to a mid duel, and if I win, or you think I might play well enough, we can play some more some time; but I only play on the weekends because of a situation I find myself in.
My Steam name is "OG Communist" with a skelly picture for an avatar.
And just in case you were wondering what my MMR was, it is 1.3k. But it's hard to get out of the trench because I have people that pick Crystal maiden and get battlefury, and other people that think Dagon is a core item on every hero.
Kinda sad when I try hard because if I don't get a decent start out it's allmost allways GG because I know my team wont be able to carry with the heroes that they picked or the builds that they do. ( I once had a warlock that only leveled up stats and his heal. not even his ult; and he managed to farm up a mjollner but didn't get boots.)
It's sad being in the trench.


User avatar #80 - phunkyzilla (12/31/2014) [-]
try hard or die hard
User avatar #81 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah man.
Sven is fun in the trenches though, because no one thinks of how to counter him.
Ghost scepter, blade mail, reliable stuns, kiting heroes, etc.

#82 - supahsayin (12/31/2014) [-]
Dota is fun, but i'm like level 4
I've gotten past the dying every minute mark, and the basic reservoir of items, but I have yet to understand just when, where, what, how, and why to do things, and also jungle stuff.
User avatar #85 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
If you play safe in the game and work on learning how to play heroes Learning how to play the hero is the best way to finding that heroes weakness. you will learn stuff on your own.
Jungle is a hard thing to learn for a lot of people, but basically here's this small guide for you:
only 3 heroes can jungle at level 1, these heroes are Chen, Enchantress, and Enigma.
When you start to jungle to the small camp (Radiant side; closest to bottom tower/bottom lane) and then go on to kill the medium and hard camps.
Whenever you have the time, pull the small camp into the lane for the safe lane (bottom lane for Radiant, top lane for Dire) and just repeat that process until you think it's time to either start ganking or to start helping the team in teamfights.

If you need help on anything else, just tell me and I will try to help in any way I can.

Also, here's another tip.
Don't listen to flamers, and try to have a good time. Take your time when learning the game and you will have a lot of fun with it; just learn your weaknesses and try to better yourself.
#75 - Magic thineself out of that!  [+] (8 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Great Cleave 0
User avatar #77 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
Always good to see another DotA2 player on FJ
User avatar #76 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
You should have stood up and fought like a man,
even if you are not one!
User avatar #78 - phunkyzilla (12/31/2014) [-]
I know man add me on steam if you're 3k or up I'm 3 k due to peruvians


If you were me you'd be still alive!
User avatar #79 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
My MMR is one of the biggest disgraces I've ever had done to me.
But how about I challenge you to a mid duel, and if I win, or you think I might play well enough, we can play some more some time; but I only play on the weekends because of a situation I find myself in.
My Steam name is "OG Communist" with a skelly picture for an avatar.
And just in case you were wondering what my MMR was, it is 1.3k. But it's hard to get out of the trench because I have people that pick Crystal maiden and get battlefury, and other people that think Dagon is a core item on every hero.
Kinda sad when I try hard because if I don't get a decent start out it's allmost allways GG because I know my team wont be able to carry with the heroes that they picked or the builds that they do. ( I once had a warlock that only leveled up stats and his heal. not even his ult; and he managed to farm up a mjollner but didn't get boots.)
It's sad being in the trench.


User avatar #80 - phunkyzilla (12/31/2014) [-]
try hard or die hard
User avatar #81 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah man.
Sven is fun in the trenches though, because no one thinks of how to counter him.
Ghost scepter, blade mail, reliable stuns, kiting heroes, etc.

#82 - supahsayin (12/31/2014) [-]
Dota is fun, but i'm like level 4
I've gotten past the dying every minute mark, and the basic reservoir of items, but I have yet to understand just when, where, what, how, and why to do things, and also jungle stuff.
User avatar #85 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
If you play safe in the game and work on learning how to play heroes Learning how to play the hero is the best way to finding that heroes weakness. you will learn stuff on your own.
Jungle is a hard thing to learn for a lot of people, but basically here's this small guide for you:
only 3 heroes can jungle at level 1, these heroes are Chen, Enchantress, and Enigma.
When you start to jungle to the small camp (Radiant side; closest to bottom tower/bottom lane) and then go on to kill the medium and hard camps.
Whenever you have the time, pull the small camp into the lane for the safe lane (bottom lane for Radiant, top lane for Dire) and just repeat that process until you think it's time to either start ganking or to start helping the team in teamfights.

If you need help on anything else, just tell me and I will try to help in any way I can.

Also, here's another tip.
Don't listen to flamers, and try to have a good time. Take your time when learning the game and you will have a lot of fun with it; just learn your weaknesses and try to better yourself.
#73 - Wiki says sven is a support. **** WIKI  [+] (10 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Great Cleave +1
User avatar #74 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
BIG SWORD
TO COMPENSATE HUGE PENIS
User avatar #75 - phunkyzilla (12/31/2014) [-]
Magic thineself out of that!
User avatar #77 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
Always good to see another DotA2 player on FJ
User avatar #76 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
You should have stood up and fought like a man,
even if you are not one!
User avatar #78 - phunkyzilla (12/31/2014) [-]
I know man add me on steam if you're 3k or up I'm 3 k due to peruvians


If you were me you'd be still alive!
User avatar #79 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
My MMR is one of the biggest disgraces I've ever had done to me.
But how about I challenge you to a mid duel, and if I win, or you think I might play well enough, we can play some more some time; but I only play on the weekends because of a situation I find myself in.
My Steam name is "OG Communist" with a skelly picture for an avatar.
And just in case you were wondering what my MMR was, it is 1.3k. But it's hard to get out of the trench because I have people that pick Crystal maiden and get battlefury, and other people that think Dagon is a core item on every hero.
Kinda sad when I try hard because if I don't get a decent start out it's allmost allways GG because I know my team wont be able to carry with the heroes that they picked or the builds that they do. ( I once had a warlock that only leveled up stats and his heal. not even his ult; and he managed to farm up a mjollner but didn't get boots.)
It's sad being in the trench.


User avatar #80 - phunkyzilla (12/31/2014) [-]
try hard or die hard
User avatar #81 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah man.
Sven is fun in the trenches though, because no one thinks of how to counter him.
Ghost scepter, blade mail, reliable stuns, kiting heroes, etc.

#82 - supahsayin (12/31/2014) [-]
Dota is fun, but i'm like level 4
I've gotten past the dying every minute mark, and the basic reservoir of items, but I have yet to understand just when, where, what, how, and why to do things, and also jungle stuff.
User avatar #85 - bombswillrain (12/31/2014) [-]
If you play safe in the game and work on learning how to play heroes Learning how to play the hero is the best way to finding that heroes weakness. you will learn stuff on your own.
Jungle is a hard thing to learn for a lot of people, but basically here's this small guide for you:
only 3 heroes can jungle at level 1, these heroes are Chen, Enchantress, and Enigma.
When you start to jungle to the small camp (Radiant side; closest to bottom tower/bottom lane) and then go on to kill the medium and hard camps.
Whenever you have the time, pull the small camp into the lane for the safe lane (bottom lane for Radiant, top lane for Dire) and just repeat that process until you think it's time to either start ganking or to start helping the team in teamfights.

If you need help on anything else, just tell me and I will try to help in any way I can.

Also, here's another tip.
Don't listen to flamers, and try to have a good time. Take your time when learning the game and you will have a lot of fun with it; just learn your weaknesses and try to better yourself.
#13 - I can never drop anything I'm always "What If I need it l…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2014 on skyrim +2
#14 - wraithguard (12/31/2014) [-]
In all the hours I've spent hoarding things in Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim, not once have I ever need anything later. My houses always overflowed with piles and piles of junk, gathering dust. When the next ES game comes out, it's going to be same way.
User avatar #30 - sideism (12/31/2014) [-]
sometimes i DO have an item that would be really useful in a particular situation but i forget it back at cosades's house and im too lazy to go back and get it. like i would find a frost atronach that would be really easy to kill if i brought goldbrand with me, but it's currently sitting on cosades's coffee table collecting dust. and in some situations i would only realize i had an item that i could have used much later than when i could have used it, like i would try over and over again to sneak past someone even though i had a short duration invisibility potion that i made specifically for these kinds of situations
#37 - wraithguard (12/31/2014) [-]
I always use the armorers shop as a base in Balmora. You know that officer at Fort Moonmoth that asks you to kill those "bad people", then wipes you bounty after you report back? You can take that quest, then go on a huge theft / murder spree, and if you can manage to talk to him before a guard gets to you, he'll absolve ALL the other crimes you committed. I used it to go in an murder the shop keeper and steal all of his weapons and armor, and the best part was that because there is a guard posted in there (kill him first), he respawn at different intervals and will still try to kill me when he respawn's, but because my dept was wiped after I killed him the first time, it counts as self defense if I kill him again. Infinite bonemold armor. The trick is to avoid getting a death warrant, and if you do then you have to avoid letting any of the guards catch you (which is really difficult because they will automatically chase you if you have a death warrant). If one of them talks to you and TELLS YOU about the warrent, then the warrent will stick around even after your bounty is wiped. I can remember working my ass off trying to avoid all the guards while getting into Fort Moonmoth (which is of course, FULL OF GUARDS) to get to the officer to get my bounty wiped.
#38 - wraithguard (12/31/2014) [-]
Please ignore my grammatical errors.
User avatar #42 - sideism (12/31/2014) [-]
shit nigger, i didnt know he wiped your bounty even after you commit murder, atleast thats not what i think the devs intended, like a small bounty that you got for stealing random things or picking locks, maybe you tresspassed into someone's house, not MURDERING SHOP KEEPERS LEFT AND RIGHT FOR NO REASON
#43 - wraithguard (12/31/2014) [-]
Yep. The devs never gave the game a way to differentiate between crimes done for the quest and in general, so at the end he just wipes the bounty clean, regardless of it's value. But seriously, if you earn a death warrant while doing this, DO NOT let any of the guards speak to you before you get back to him (which is hard as shit since they automatically chase after you if you have one). If you get a death warrant, the wipe won't get rid of it, and you'll be left with it permanently.
#10 - ******* 12/30/2014 on Super Saiyan at the mall +11
#39 - Eh well the problem is I like short girls hahaha 12/30/2014 on THEY FINALLY GET IT 0
#33 - **** you ****** 12/30/2014 on phunkyzilla's profile 0
#13 - Maybe my sibling 12/30/2014 on THEY FINALLY GET IT +6
#12 - I like bigger girls but not fat women. If you're 5-15ish pound…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on THEY FINALLY GET IT 0
#35 - thorseph (12/30/2014) [-]
its not the wieght it's the distribution'
User avatar #39 - phunkyzilla (12/30/2014) [-]
Eh well the problem is I like short girls hahaha
#32 - What is my life 12/29/2014 on phunkyzilla's profile 0
#42 - OH yes. Loli My favorite type of japanese anything  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Glorious 0
User avatar #43 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Hue, good luck
#40 - Source?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Glorious 0
User avatar #41 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Ah ya kinky bastard. Fortunately for me, sadly for yoy, i don't remember the artist name, but go to pururin.com and search on the loli tag
User avatar #42 - phunkyzilla (12/29/2014) [-]
OH yes. Loli My favorite type of japanese anything
User avatar #43 - smartasshobo (12/29/2014) [-]
Hue, good luck
#118 - I know I meant like the porn was 12/29/2014 on Spread legs 0
#95 - it's still kinda hot  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Spread legs 0
#124 - colalars (12/29/2014) [-]
time to be alone
User avatar #118 - phunkyzilla (12/29/2014) [-]
I know I meant like the porn was
#54 - who's the artist of this steller artwork?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Soon 0
User avatar #55 - redzeopoweranger (12/29/2014) [-]
dunno srry
#24 - That feel mcburd , that feel 12/29/2014 on How to kiss +2
#23 - Who said rape isn't my fetish? 12/29/2014 on How to kiss 0
#44 - Just don't suck at the game and you'll do fine  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Good ol' GTA +1
User avatar #62 - hourlyb (12/28/2014) [-]
I already don't suck. But when some fucker has a goddamn pink machine gun, body armor and Stickies, and all I have is a pistol, guess who will win?
Take a guess.
#28 - perfection 12/28/2014 on Security guard +13
#31 - I'm getting quite the porn collection here 12/27/2014 on phunkyzilla's profile 0

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