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Gender: male
Age: 18
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Consoles Owned: Xbox, Ps4
Interests: Big booty bitches, smoke, and traveling
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#40 - 10/10 09/28/2014 on Greentext is great 0
#34 - shhhhhhhhh post in ****  [+] (9 new replies) 09/28/2014 on facebook bitches -12
User avatar #52 - vatra (09/28/2014) [-]
Didn't you read her username? it says she's an untouchablechick. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!
User avatar #75 - phunkyzilla (09/28/2014) [-]
>implying looking is touching
User avatar #79 - vatra (09/28/2014) [-]
untouchable implies unable to get to in any method!
User avatar #80 - phunkyzilla (09/28/2014) [-]
un·touch·a·ble
ˌənˈtəCHəbəl/Submit
adjective
1.
not able or allowing to be touched or affected.
"a receptionist looking gorgeous and untouchable"

seeing isn't causing an effect on it. if it was invisable it'd be unseeable
User avatar #82 - vatra (09/28/2014) [-]
Or affected. Looking at someone naked usually affects them.
User avatar #87 - phunkyzilla (09/29/2014) [-]
bro over the internet if you're willing to post nudes then you're probably not affected by people looking at them
User avatar #88 - vatra (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm just enjoying the debate of sorts, I don't really care one way or the other
User avatar #89 - phunkyzilla (09/29/2014) [-]
well if it makes you feel any better I'm not the dude thumbing you down
User avatar #90 - vatra (09/29/2014) [-]
No worries man
#366 - "useless eater" 09/26/2014 on rename anonymous 9/26 -1
#78 - I'm ready baby 09/26/2014 on Coin Wizard 0
#73 - yes bb I luv u  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Coin Wizard 0
#75 - geofalke (09/26/2014) [-]
well in that case then... ;)
#78 - phunkyzilla (09/26/2014) [-]
I'm ready baby
#38 - You're adorable <3  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Coin Wizard +2
#50 - geofalke (09/25/2014) [-]
who, me?
User avatar #73 - phunkyzilla (09/26/2014) [-]
yes bb I luv u
#75 - geofalke (09/26/2014) [-]
well in that case then... ;)
#78 - phunkyzilla (09/26/2014) [-]
I'm ready baby
#260 - I've been here for 3 years and made front page several times. … 09/24/2014 on next admin shenanigans? 0
#111 - Praise the lord of goats 09/23/2014 on Cringe +1
#104 - but what if they have a gore fetish  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Cringe 0
#109 - acidicchemistry (09/23/2014) [-]
Then I guess they've got a long night of being horny, then super dead ahead of them.

Blood for the blood gods, skulls for the skull throne!
User avatar #111 - phunkyzilla (09/23/2014) [-]
Praise the lord of goats
#519 - The sand god Muhammad 09/23/2014 on rename anonymous 0
#65 - a movie-like video of league of legends (I think)  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on GG 0
User avatar #67 - sptnfouroneseven (09/23/2014) [-]
It's effectively a trailer for League, that's called "A New Dawn" it has a few champions in it fighting on the map is all. Pretty good video.
#97 - Kill him and suck his blood.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Cringe 0
#100 - acidicchemistry (09/23/2014) [-]
I've thought about skinning him and mounting his head in my yard, as a warning to the other roamers.
User avatar #104 - phunkyzilla (09/23/2014) [-]
but what if they have a gore fetish
#109 - acidicchemistry (09/23/2014) [-]
Then I guess they've got a long night of being horny, then super dead ahead of them.

Blood for the blood gods, skulls for the skull throne!
User avatar #111 - phunkyzilla (09/23/2014) [-]
Praise the lord of goats
#53 - God damnit my speakers were up when I started this ****… 09/22/2014 on There are no females in... 0
#52 - no rape innuendos. gay 09/22/2014 on Popeye Animation Test 0
#134 - to download it. get an app or some ****  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on DANCE PARTY 0
#136 - unicornoverlord (09/21/2014) [-]
I have windows phone 7 installed on mine, it can't do shit besides making calls, sending messages and browsing SOME websites cuz there is no flash player for it -_-
#127 - use your ******* phone  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on DANCE PARTY 0
#131 - unicornoverlord (09/21/2014) [-]
use my fucking phone for what?
User avatar #134 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
to download it. get an app or some shit
#136 - unicornoverlord (09/21/2014) [-]
I have windows phone 7 installed on mine, it can't do shit besides making calls, sending messages and browsing SOME websites cuz there is no flash player for it -_-
#139 - don't get me wrong I love dark souls and would **** … 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls 0
#138 - Well think about it like this. You're a new player you fight t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls 0
User avatar #210 - schneidend (09/22/2014) [-]
Taking lots of damage for making a mistake and/or not using the plethora of defensive options the game gives you. isn't artificial difficulty. That's actual difficulty. And, no, most enemies do not swing faster then you unless they have some kind of rapid-fire special attack like the wild swings combo the hollows with short swords do. Even then, their attacks are all greatly telegraphed. The player swings the same weapons just as fast, if not faster, certainly faster than longsword-wielding hollow soldiers, who have a huge wind-up for even a basic swing.
#36 - Has anime gone too far?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Fishzoned +6
#47 - mercyburris (09/21/2014) [-]
#128 - dark souls isn't a tough game once you learn how to play it. a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls +1
User avatar #137 - schneidend (09/21/2014) [-]
Being able to adapt to the challenge of the game (pay attention so you don't get ambushed, etc.) means the difficulty isn't artificial. Artificial difficulty would be something like the early Ninja Gaiden games, where infinite bats spawn in the exact place you need to jump.
User avatar #139 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
don't get me wrong I love dark souls and would fuck its brains out but its just artificial as fuck
User avatar #138 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
Well think about it like this. You're a new player you fight the first enemies all seems normal. you get out and the lowliest enemy takes away 1/2 your health in a single swing. that's pretty artificial. not to mention most enemies (except for bosses) tend to swing faster then you thats another pretty artificial thing
User avatar #210 - schneidend (09/22/2014) [-]
Taking lots of damage for making a mistake and/or not using the plethora of defensive options the game gives you. isn't artificial difficulty. That's actual difficulty. And, no, most enemies do not swing faster then you unless they have some kind of rapid-fire special attack like the wild swings combo the hollows with short swords do. Even then, their attacks are all greatly telegraphed. The player swings the same weapons just as fast, if not faster, certainly faster than longsword-wielding hollow soldiers, who have a huge wind-up for even a basic swing.
#103 - well yeah but all the Christian girls in Texas (or at least in… 09/21/2014 on Abortion 0
#100 - I had one girl yell at me for not being a christian like a yea… 09/21/2014 on Abortion 0
#99 - well like I said they showed us the video. and also told us ab…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Abortion 0
User avatar #102 - Loppytaffy (09/21/2014) [-]
Don't have to be Christian to lose it young; 16 is the legal age where I am from (however, is both under 16 but over 13, you still good), most girls I know lost it before they left high school (at 15/16). Very few active Christians where I am from, "CoE" on birth ceritificates by default.
User avatar #103 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
well yeah but all the Christian girls in Texas (or at least in my home town) say "I'm waiting for marriage" it's rather humerous to be honest.
#90 - I dunno when I was in highschool I never learned about abstine…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Abortion +1
User avatar #97 - Loppytaffy (09/21/2014) [-]
To be fair, sex ed in high school is aimed at teaching how to, and how not to, get pregnant. And what to expect with puberty.

However, they don't account for any other forms of sex (which our science teacher kindly told us about anyway because she thought we should know about STIs with oral and anal sex), or how to have satisfying sex. Kind of "boys put penis in girls' vagina, boy have orgasm, baby is made. Fuck the woman's pleasure in this."
User avatar #100 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
I had one girl yell at me for not being a christian like a year before we sat together at a party and she took off her purity ring before she fucked me hahahaha
User avatar #99 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
well like I said they showed us the video. and also told us about stds and showed us some rather horrific pictures. I still lost my virginity rather early on though so it didn't seem to do any good. Christian girls bro, sluttiest sacks of craps haha
User avatar #102 - Loppytaffy (09/21/2014) [-]
Don't have to be Christian to lose it young; 16 is the legal age where I am from (however, is both under 16 but over 13, you still good), most girls I know lost it before they left high school (at 15/16). Very few active Christians where I am from, "CoE" on birth ceritificates by default.
User avatar #103 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
well yeah but all the Christian girls in Texas (or at least in my home town) say "I'm waiting for marriage" it's rather humerous to be honest.
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