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phunkyzilla

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: Guess
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Ps4
Interests: Big booty bitches, smoke, and traveling
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
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#172 - are you a cyborg now? because a second implantable defibrillat…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Pectus excavatum +2
#174 - bluelightbebop (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm somewhat sure you could say so. This shit keeps my heart beating, and maintains a constant rhythm so i don't like, die.

This is me, being a faggot at pre op.
Reading sum Lovecraft and shit.
#25 - Picture 02/01/2015 on Why this? +3
#39 - yes haha very kawaii. they like to groom people 02/01/2015 on Smooth as fuck 0
#37 - I dunno, I'm unaware of how the breeding of burds goes. I did …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Smooth as fuck 0
#38 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Cute huh?
User avatar #39 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
yes haha very kawaii. they like to groom people
#35 - it's alright mcburd. you'll find the right parakeet (coc…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Smooth as fuck 0
#36 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Im a cockatiel

But who says I gotta limit myself?
User avatar #37 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
I dunno, I'm unaware of how the breeding of burds goes. I did used to have a couple cockatiel, they cuties
#38 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Cute huh?
User avatar #39 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
yes haha very kawaii. they like to groom people
#42 - yeah but it took forever due to low amount of miracles. and th… 02/01/2015 on The future... it's here 0
#35 - Yeah man I was so ******* hopeful for black and white 3…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on The future... it's here +1
User avatar #37 - ninjaroo (02/01/2015) [-]
That one's actually pretty easy once you find the invincible man. He's this dude hanging out on a nearby beach and he has a small ring of influence around him. You can toss him from village to village and cast miracles for them.
User avatar #42 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
yeah but it took forever due to low amount of miracles. and they lose their impressiveness
#32 - Black and White was such an amazing ******* game  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2015 on The future... it's here +1
User avatar #33 - ninjaroo (02/01/2015) [-]
It bothers me that a game listed as containing one of the most influential AIs was so unknown, and that the second one had such simple AI, and that the series was scrapped :c
User avatar #35 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
Yeah man I was so fucking hopeful for black and white 3 once 2 came out. 2 was enjoyable in a play style that I hadn't experienced in black and white 1. my only problem with 1 would have to be the 3rd world you go to where your creature is taken and there's like. NO WAY to convert the populace
User avatar #37 - ninjaroo (02/01/2015) [-]
That one's actually pretty easy once you find the invincible man. He's this dude hanging out on a nearby beach and he has a small ring of influence around him. You can toss him from village to village and cast miracles for them.
User avatar #42 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
yeah but it took forever due to low amount of miracles. and they lose their impressiveness
#48 - is that controller missing the wires? bitch cut them off?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on BUY THIS NOW SPACIAL OFFER... +5
User avatar #49 - sanitarysan (02/01/2015) [-]
i was not upset before but now i am!
#31 - well you're a bird. I imagine like if you're a yeller that you…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Smooth as fuck 0
#34 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Point taken.

As for the yeller bit, I guess I wouldnt know. I havent..uh...*cough*
User avatar #35 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
it's alright mcburd. you'll find the right parakeet (cockateel? what breed of burd are ye?)
#36 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Im a cockatiel

But who says I gotta limit myself?
User avatar #37 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
I dunno, I'm unaware of how the breeding of burds goes. I did used to have a couple cockatiel, they cuties
#38 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Cute huh?
User avatar #39 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
yes haha very kawaii. they like to groom people
#39 - Me when the feminazis show up  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Privilege +19
#55 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
#29 - In mcburds case his name is "SQWAAAAAAAAUK  [+] (8 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Smooth as fuck +1
#30 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Right cos I definitely cant use basic English.


Unless of course his name is actually Sqwauk.

That sounds kinda Russian. Huh.
User avatar #31 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
well you're a bird. I imagine like if you're a yeller that you would squak. we don't exactly speak english when we moan
#34 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Point taken.

As for the yeller bit, I guess I wouldnt know. I havent..uh...*cough*
User avatar #35 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
it's alright mcburd. you'll find the right parakeet (cockateel? what breed of burd are ye?)
#36 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Im a cockatiel

But who says I gotta limit myself?
User avatar #37 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
I dunno, I'm unaware of how the breeding of burds goes. I did used to have a couple cockatiel, they cuties
#38 - mcburd (02/01/2015) [-]
Cute huh?
User avatar #39 - phunkyzilla (02/01/2015) [-]
yes haha very kawaii. they like to groom people
#91 - I love it man. and she's such a cutie pie <3 01/31/2015 on Meet Erma +1
#247 - lets see you get stabbed through the spine and out your chest …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Dark Souls Comp +2
User avatar #250 - heartlessrobot (01/31/2015) [-]
Hork down a couple cheesewheels and I'm good to go.
Also, due to heavy armor and skill trees, it probably did about 50 damage, max.
User avatar #290 - youwillnevermeetme (01/31/2015) [-]
And then the Chosen Undead does it again and again while rolling away from all attacks.
User avatar #295 - heartlessrobot (01/31/2015) [-]
Become Etherial
Cast Lighting storm
A few seconds later, the Chosen Undead is the Chosen Pile of Ash.
User avatar #297 - youwillnevermeetme (02/01/2015) [-]
Too long casting time. Can easily get away from the attack.
User avatar #301 - heartlessrobot (02/01/2015) [-]
In an open area, you couldn't move fast enough even if you were naked.
User avatar #303 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
Yes, but the beam can be dodged.
#306 - heartlessrobot (02/02/2015) [-]
It can be dodged, yes. But you can freely move the beam as if you were duel casting a novice level spell. If I can take out a dragon mid-flight, Dovahkiin can take out some crusty old Havelclone while he fat-rolls away.
User avatar #307 - youwillnevermeetme (02/02/2015) [-]
A skilled enough player could conceivably dodge long enough for magicka to run out and counter with his own spell or run up and shank the dragonborn.
User avatar #309 - heartlessrobot (02/02/2015) [-]
4 pieces of equipment, enchanted to reduce the cost of destruction magick by 25% each. The spell will not cost anything to cast.
Taking Duel Enchantment into consideration, Dovahkiin is unstoppable.
User avatar #310 - youwillnevermeetme (02/03/2015) [-]
A player with fap ring, chloranthy ring, mask of the child and chaos zweihander +5. Can dodge long enough and regain stamina fast enough the spell won't be a problem and can easily get behind the dragonborn and backstab him. Also crest shield or cleansing greatshield for blocking the magic when it does hit.
User avatar #311 - youwillnevermeetme (02/03/2015) [-]
Maybe even havel's greatshield or crystal ring shield (which can also be attacked with at range), which both block 90% of spell damage.
#61 - I don't know why people thumbed you down. Killing yourself is …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Pepsi -2
User avatar #64 - fishandkids (01/30/2015) [-]
because they feel with the people who killed themselves. It's a perfectly logical thing to do. I am shitting on people who have killed themselves after all. The only difference is that I am much more sympethetic towards the people who loses someone when they die. The reason I have this mindset btw is because a few months ago my grandmother had a horrible fall right infront of me, hitting her head. I ran up to her, put my hand on the back of her head to raise it towards my face. She looked dead, she didn't respond, her eyes were wide open, but not responding, not even looking at me. I took my hand away from her head for a bit and saw it covered in blood. That was the most horrible experience of my life (No I didn't think of checking for a pulse). The way I felt in that moment is something I don't want anyone to feel and I certently would never want anyone to make other people feel that way.
#31 - I don't even have a fetish for feet and I'm curious of the source  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on iahfy 0
User avatar #35 - FrenzyMan (01/29/2015) [-]
After some searching, i believe the source is Yuri Kuma Arashi
#13 - Lina?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Draw what you see +3
#20 - akhar (01/23/2015) [-]
Ginger waifu best waifu.
#99 - Call me a cis gendered male that goes on the internet way too … 01/23/2015 on As if... 0
#277 - On the fourth one why would I ever want a wallpaper of liquid …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Wallpaper Comp 3 0
User avatar #278 - truesmokewolf (01/21/2015) [-]
Grin and bear until Season 2.
#168 - git gud casul 01/20/2015 on It's always the cute ones +5
#54 - animepantsu you best have a source for this image  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Teachers 0
User avatar #56 - animepantsu (01/20/2015) [-]
Highschool DxD

User avatar #55 - avarius (01/20/2015) [-]
apparently Volume 6 of the Highschool DxD Light Novel
#223 - at the basis of society is animal instincts 01/20/2015 on I heard of a thing called a... 0
#22 - I'd usually have sex with whatever 01/19/2015 on You're Gonna Need... 0
#81 - This is perfect for OP who's ******* gay 01/19/2015 on I heard of a thing called a... +2
#80 - >OP's description. Duh ***** that's how na…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2015 on I heard of a thing called a... +2
#206 - anonymous (01/20/2015) [-]
Aren't humans supposed to be civilized?
User avatar #223 - phunkyzilla (01/20/2015) [-]
at the basis of society is animal instincts

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