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phunkyzilla

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#56 - roundabouts are rarely found in the continental united states …  [+] (1 reply) 10/20/2016 on HowToFuckingDrive 0
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#57 - limberlarry (10/20/2016) [-]
"much danger to happen all in a short time"

They are no more dangerous than any other intersection. T-intersections are absolute deathtraps if no one knows the give way rules
#20 - Bulbmin master race  [+] (3 replies) 10/16/2016 on Ontupodr Curnes Founcedel 0
#25 - bixargle (10/16/2016) [-]
but you can only use them in caves.
Purple is the master race, good for fighting and carrying heavy-ass loot.
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#35 - wertologist (10/16/2016) [-]
But you can only get them with the purple flowers. They are luxury pikmin. They don't compare to red. If you lose a purple one you need to find a rare purple flower. Lose a red and all you have to do is take the corpse of the thing that killed it with the 99 other reds.

Purple are good, but their scarcity is a huge drawback. If pikmin were real, you would almost never see purple ones. If all the colors were at war, only blue and red would thrive(yellow too if civilization were around).
#46 - bixargle (10/16/2016) [-]
A skilled commander can use purples to great advantage, as they stun enemies, making them easy to kill, but they also attack with the strength of 3 pikmin, or 2 reds, not to mention the initial throw deals damage to things like bulborbs and blowhogs, and the stun can help you deal with tricky foes, like armored cannon larva
Purple pikmin aren't a luxury pikmin, they are elite pikmin that at only 5 strong can take down a foe that would take 40 red pikmin, or even 60 of others.
On top of this, they are vital for carrying back essential loot that you could not beat the game without, even if you had 100 red pikmin, there are some things you just can't carry.
The reletive scarcity of violet candypop buds should only be an issue to a poor commander who finds basic pikmin combat difficult.
#15 - his name is Ken bone, the man made a pun off of his name. that…  [+] (4 replies) 10/11/2016 on lets just get along +12
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#17 - uselessmemer (10/11/2016) [-]
Oh no, I meant as in the jokes overall, I get this one. I don't understand why this man in particular has suddenly been cropping up.

Is he seriously being spoken about so much just because of his fucking name?
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#26 - lathyrusvii (10/11/2016) [-]
I think that it's a few things. His name, of course. Then there's his appearance... it's kitschy.

Added on top of this... people are stupid. A person is smart. A mass of people... you have to look at the lowest common denominators. If I were to guess, "Ken Bone" was a small spark that set off the fire of laughter for a lot of people, all at once.

That's probably it. It might actually not go any deeper than that; a flash in the pan.
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#27 - lathyrusvii (10/11/2016) [-]
MY TEXT IS WHITE? WHAT IS THIS DEPRAVITY.
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#19 - altairibnlaahad (10/11/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was because of the red sweater he wore to the debate.
#38 - women use manipulation to gain social status and positioning, …  [+] (2 replies) 10/11/2016 on hand 0
#39 - amuter (10/11/2016) [-]
What if I don't want to be an asshole inb4 white knight alert
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#40 - phunkyzilla (10/11/2016) [-]
being an asshole is all in perspective, I've never shot a man in cold blood so I'm not as bad as people I know in comparrison, if you want to make a girl love you though then just be yourself and hopefully they'll love you. you can't pretend to be someone you're not otherwise they're not really loving you they're loving who you're pretending to be
#35 - just make her love you  [+] (4 replies) 10/11/2016 on hand 0
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#36 - amuter (10/11/2016) [-]
Instructions unclear, got 13 restraining orders.
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#38 - phunkyzilla (10/11/2016) [-]
women use manipulation to gain social status and positioning, just do the same. one time I set up a girl for failure and made guys hurt her just to leave her emotionally weak enough for me to run in there and "save" her so afterwards she was stuck to me like gum to the bottom of a shoe
#39 - amuter (10/11/2016) [-]
What if I don't want to be an asshole inb4 white knight alert
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#40 - phunkyzilla (10/11/2016) [-]
being an asshole is all in perspective, I've never shot a man in cold blood so I'm not as bad as people I know in comparrison, if you want to make a girl love you though then just be yourself and hopefully they'll love you. you can't pretend to be someone you're not otherwise they're not really loving you they're loving who you're pretending to be
#79 - stfu, trump named tons of policies and his ideas about the fut…  [+] (2 replies) 10/11/2016 on STOP! SHE'S ALREADY DEAD! -1
#93 - anon (10/11/2016) [-]
I don't agree on the numbers, but usually candidates want more talking time, not less.
#83 - lordmarshal (10/11/2016) [-]
The individual questions asked of Trump and Clinton were equal by my count.
The rest of the questions were given to both candidates by audience members.
So yea, 15 to 2 is an exaggeration, go look at the transcript.