x
Click to expand

phunkyzilla

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Guess
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Ps4
Interests: Big booty bitches, smoke, and traveling
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:3/03/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5733
Highest Content Rank:#1879
Highest Comment Rank:#2962
Content Thumbs: 3845 total,  4474 ,  629
Comment Thumbs: 4564 total,  6748 ,  2184
Content Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 244 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 245 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:3
Content Views:165733
Times Content Favorited:66 times
Total Comments Made:3350
FJ Points:3448

latest user's comments

#127 - use your ******* phone  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on DANCE PARTY 0
#131 - unicornoverlord (09/21/2014) [-]
use my fucking phone for what?
User avatar #134 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
to download it. get an app or some shit
#136 - unicornoverlord (09/21/2014) [-]
I have windows phone 7 installed on mine, it can't do shit besides making calls, sending messages and browsing SOME websites cuz there is no flash player for it -_-
#139 - don't get me wrong I love dark souls and would **** … 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls 0
#138 - Well think about it like this. You're a new player you fight t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls 0
User avatar #210 - schneidend (09/22/2014) [-]
Taking lots of damage for making a mistake and/or not using the plethora of defensive options the game gives you. isn't artificial difficulty. That's actual difficulty. And, no, most enemies do not swing faster then you unless they have some kind of rapid-fire special attack like the wild swings combo the hollows with short swords do. Even then, their attacks are all greatly telegraphed. The player swings the same weapons just as fast, if not faster, certainly faster than longsword-wielding hollow soldiers, who have a huge wind-up for even a basic swing.
#36 - Has anime gone too far?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Fishzoned +6
#47 - mercyburris (09/21/2014) [-]
#128 - dark souls isn't a tough game once you learn how to play it. a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on CoD players play Dark Souls +1
User avatar #137 - schneidend (09/21/2014) [-]
Being able to adapt to the challenge of the game (pay attention so you don't get ambushed, etc.) means the difficulty isn't artificial. Artificial difficulty would be something like the early Ninja Gaiden games, where infinite bats spawn in the exact place you need to jump.
User avatar #139 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
don't get me wrong I love dark souls and would fuck its brains out but its just artificial as fuck
User avatar #138 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
Well think about it like this. You're a new player you fight the first enemies all seems normal. you get out and the lowliest enemy takes away 1/2 your health in a single swing. that's pretty artificial. not to mention most enemies (except for bosses) tend to swing faster then you thats another pretty artificial thing
User avatar #210 - schneidend (09/22/2014) [-]
Taking lots of damage for making a mistake and/or not using the plethora of defensive options the game gives you. isn't artificial difficulty. That's actual difficulty. And, no, most enemies do not swing faster then you unless they have some kind of rapid-fire special attack like the wild swings combo the hollows with short swords do. Even then, their attacks are all greatly telegraphed. The player swings the same weapons just as fast, if not faster, certainly faster than longsword-wielding hollow soldiers, who have a huge wind-up for even a basic swing.
#103 - well yeah but all the Christian girls in Texas (or at least in… 09/21/2014 on Abortion 0
#100 - I had one girl yell at me for not being a christian like a yea… 09/21/2014 on Abortion 0
#99 - well like I said they showed us the video. and also told us ab…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Abortion 0
User avatar #102 - Loppytaffy (09/21/2014) [-]
Don't have to be Christian to lose it young; 16 is the legal age where I am from (however, is both under 16 but over 13, you still good), most girls I know lost it before they left high school (at 15/16). Very few active Christians where I am from, "CoE" on birth ceritificates by default.
User avatar #103 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
well yeah but all the Christian girls in Texas (or at least in my home town) say "I'm waiting for marriage" it's rather humerous to be honest.
#90 - I dunno when I was in highschool I never learned about abstine…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Abortion +1
User avatar #97 - Loppytaffy (09/21/2014) [-]
To be fair, sex ed in high school is aimed at teaching how to, and how not to, get pregnant. And what to expect with puberty.

However, they don't account for any other forms of sex (which our science teacher kindly told us about anyway because she thought we should know about STIs with oral and anal sex), or how to have satisfying sex. Kind of "boys put penis in girls' vagina, boy have orgasm, baby is made. Fuck the woman's pleasure in this."
User avatar #100 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
I had one girl yell at me for not being a christian like a year before we sat together at a party and she took off her purity ring before she fucked me hahahaha
User avatar #99 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
well like I said they showed us the video. and also told us about stds and showed us some rather horrific pictures. I still lost my virginity rather early on though so it didn't seem to do any good. Christian girls bro, sluttiest sacks of craps haha
User avatar #102 - Loppytaffy (09/21/2014) [-]
Don't have to be Christian to lose it young; 16 is the legal age where I am from (however, is both under 16 but over 13, you still good), most girls I know lost it before they left high school (at 15/16). Very few active Christians where I am from, "CoE" on birth ceritificates by default.
User avatar #103 - phunkyzilla (09/21/2014) [-]
well yeah but all the Christian girls in Texas (or at least in my home town) say "I'm waiting for marriage" it's rather humerous to be honest.
#88 - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 09/21/2014 on Abortion 0
#131 - guys as much as I fear I'll be thumbed to the banning point. I… 09/21/2014 on I just don't believe it. 0
#175 - knowing the new mods it probably auto-saged 09/21/2014 on SJW got told 0
#121 - it's even worse seeing as none of us are in particular good at…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on 4chan is kill +1
User avatar #122 - blindpone (09/20/2014) [-]
A lot of us are pretty good at shitposting, so we've got that going for us.

We might end up just being able to repel them as they come with our triggering words and PTSD inducing comments.
#49 - I want the sorce  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on i paid for those +1
User avatar #52 - miia (09/19/2014) [-]
comment #1
#30 - look at the description you rube 09/18/2014 on High impact sexual violence +1
#23 - When john marston got shot up I died. You ever play that valia…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2014 on The feels is reals +5
User avatar #45 - tiddycats (09/18/2014) [-]
Nyet, played the hell out of Red Dead Revolver though, but they ain't related despite the name, wild west background and being made by Rockstar.
User avatar #88 - holycrapimacupcake (09/18/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with what he just said?
User avatar #129 - tiddycats (09/18/2014) [-]
Not much, but like I said, I didn't play Read Dead Redemption so I didn't have anything really relevant to add.
User avatar #130 - holycrapimacupcake (09/18/2014) [-]
Play it. It's one of the better games for last gen systems.
#23 - ugh her blog posts make her website an intellectual dumpster w… 09/17/2014 on Everything white is now racist +1
#29 - I dunno I imagine you put it directly on your clitoris or some… 09/17/2014 on Yay Technology -1
#86 - the areola is the area around the nipple. she was kinda chubby… 09/17/2014 on The Story of Omar - A New... 0
#83 - I personally have no opinions on this other then I like your m…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on The Story of Omar - A New... 0
User avatar #84 - ImsoObvious (09/17/2014) [-]
its cold in my house our furnace broke
User avatar #86 - phunkyzilla (09/17/2014) [-]
the areola is the area around the nipple. she was kinda chubby so she had bigger tits ergo bigger areolas
#137 - <3 love you 09/15/2014 on katarinaismywaifu's profile 0
#24 - More like "because I have no job" 09/11/2014 on Freedom of Expression 0
#85 - It's 6 am here I didn't need to be spooked so badly 09/11/2014 on 3spooky5u 0
#25 - I've seen the video I jsut don't remember what it's called 09/10/2014 on Lolwut -3
#224 - modern words. Do you mean words for foreign things? such as mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on now we're asking the real... 0
User avatar #233 - logiblack (09/10/2014) [-]
Yes, that was what I was referring to.
They've got a lot of loan-words.

items

Total unique items point value: 60 / Total items point value: 110
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #31 - phunkyzilla (12/27/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link I'm getting quite the porn collection here
User avatar #23 - phunkyzilla (12/13/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed&t=0
User avatar #22 - phunkyzilla (11/30/2014) [-]
holy **** Funnyjunk is only good for front page and porn You need to login to view this link
#18 - anonexplains (08/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - phunkyzilla (08/30/2014) [-]
I love it
 Friends (0)