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#55 - How many ******* times must someone post a pic of…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on 10 awesome inventions 0
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/16/2014) [-]
why its not attached to it you can pull it out of the table
User avatar #59 - phudgepacker (09/16/2014) [-]
And then just hold on to the food plate? Why not just have a regular plate without a big hole in it and hold the wine glass
User avatar #60 - misterblack (09/16/2014) [-]
> try to hold glass and plate simultaneously
> stomach makes the rumblies
> tfw no third hand
> slowly die of hunger because you are not based owner of holey cup holder plate
#27 - "A Mens" "A Women's" 09/16/2014 on So you're telling me... +18
#32 - Picture 09/16/2014 on Want a puppy? +14
#26 - do ya have any good bryce harper gifs  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Want a puppy? +6
#29 - thebaseballexpert (09/16/2014) [-]
>Implying Bryce Harper does any gif worthy plays

but no, i dont.
User avatar #64 - saltyfries (09/16/2014) [-]
shots fired
User avatar #32 - phudgepacker (09/16/2014) [-]
#233 - I actually recognize this from a history class i took this sem… 09/16/2014 on Scientists hate him! 0
#37 - On the next episode of "Asians": More whack… 09/13/2014 on japanese farmers +2
#39 - My bad... I seriously thought your statement about him not doi… 09/12/2014 on Thanks Obama 0
#29 - "Actually doing something finally" yeah, ge…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Thanks Obama -2
User avatar #35 - bloodredspark (09/12/2014) [-]
"fucking obama bandwagon hating faggot OP"

Some people don't like Obama.

Because he really...hasn't done much.
User avatar #37 - chrisis (09/12/2014) [-]
Well I mean the health reform, passing the stimulus, passed wall street reform, ended the war for a while, killed bin laden and gave more support to veterans. I'm not even american or into politics at all, bt he hasn't screwed up, he's gone longer than anyone without a scandal than anyone in a while. Oh and he stopped production of the f-22s, which i thought was cool of him. Feel free to give any opinions, just sharing mine
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (09/12/2014) [-]
My bad... I seriously thought your statement about him not doing anything was serious
User avatar #38 - bloodredspark (09/12/2014) [-]
"Killing Bin-Laden" isn't something you give credit to one person alone, seeing as it was a joint effort between multiple people, military and government.

The war is "over" in a technical sense too, but just at that, as we still have troops overseas. As well, the Obamacare health reform really isn't the...uh...best idea, when it's given looking into. Not only with the huge backlash it got from people who actually tried to get into it, but with the general premises itself.

It maybe is good on paper, but worked pretty terribly.
User avatar #33 - chrisis (09/12/2014) [-]
Well i upvoted until I read the last line :o i didn't realize my political views contrasted so greatly with my political views
User avatar #36 - chrisis (09/12/2014) [-]
I don't think this genius: superpower . Really understands my point, I never said "Actually doing something finally" or anything even close to that -_- go put some icy hot on your ass and come back when you're thinking rationally
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
Wow, one thing, in six years...
#18 - On a related note heres my dog with a sombrero 09/12/2014 on oh 0
#33 - I see what you did there in the descrip- 09/12/2014 on Clever Tit- 0
#82 - ...spectacularly? 09/12/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#23 - damn. thanks for the info. yeah i live in an apartment with ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Mama bird +1
#24 - Anonomousthirteen (09/11/2014) [-]
I forgot to mention, the Senegal Parrot is a relatively quiet bird. But yeah, birds are great. They're like cats you can train like a dog, and is also capable of flight.
#20 - low maintenance, intelligence i guess are the two biggest thin…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Mama bird 0
#22 - Anonomousthirteen (09/11/2014) [-]
Most intelligent birds are comparatively high-maintenance pets. For one thing, if they become depressed or stressed, they begin plucking their feathers, and once they start, they never stop. Most intelligent birds are really fucking loud, and will screech for a variety of reasons, from wanting to hear your voice, to wanting you to spend time with them, to wanting food, and sometimes, for no reason at all. My bird will occasionally fall off her perch at night. She lets everybody know when she does. Furthermore, training any bird is a bit of a pain. Depending on the size of the bird, some birds have enough bite strength to break fingers. That being said, they very rarely will actually bite to do damage. They're more likely going to bite to say "Stop that, you cunt." Finally, some intelligent birds (namely the Sulphurr-crested Cockatoo) are really fucking neurotic, and most will be very particular as to who they do and don't like.

All that being said, the most intelligent "low-maintainence" bird would probably be the Senegal Parrot. They live about 50 years, are comparatively independent, the perfect size for almost any household, and are fairly well trainable. I'd recommend doing quite a bit of research prior to purchasing any bird, on both the species and handling, as most birds will require some training specific to their species.
#27 - theacespecialist (09/11/2014) [-]
You seem really well informed. Thanks for the post
#28 - Anonomousthirteen (09/11/2014) [-]
I like birds. They're great.
#29 - theacespecialist (09/11/2014) [-]
They seem like interesting pets. I have huskys, so I know what its like to have a pet thats loud and opinionated lol
#32 - dogzie (09/11/2014) [-]
You got any tips/pointers for anyone interested in getting a husky?
#35 - theacespecialist (09/11/2014) [-]
Far as tips go, try not to leave them alone too long, dont leave food down ANYWHERE, and talk them. They know what you're doing and like it. Mine sort of talk back in a way when you address them.
#33 - theacespecialist (09/11/2014) [-]
Mmmmm. Well its not like just going and getting a dog. First off, like I said, huskys have opinions, and they have lots of them. In my opinion, they are the smartest dog. Leave them alone, ignore them, even laugh at them (not shitting you) and they wont like it. Mine ate my entire kitchen floor (linoleum) and a few pieces of furniture. They're smart enough to get into just about anything and willful enough to do it. Think ferrets in dog form. But, if you wanted a dog thats an honest to god member of the family, husky is what I would recommend. I think they're great, you just have to be ready to deal with them. They're also pretty independent but I wouldn't say hard to train. But if they dont like you they probably wont listen to you either.
User avatar #25 - vikingesnumerouno (09/11/2014) [-]
I've been considering getting a birdybird for a while, thanks for posting this
User avatar #23 - phudgepacker (09/11/2014) [-]
damn. thanks for the info. yeah i live in an apartment with other people around me so a loud bird would be a no go. but yeah, i will do some research if and when i seriously consider getting a feathery friend
#24 - Anonomousthirteen (09/11/2014) [-]
I forgot to mention, the Senegal Parrot is a relatively quiet bird. But yeah, birds are great. They're like cats you can train like a dog, and is also capable of flight.
#32 - i don't know why you're getting thumbed down because I think y…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on TITLES, I DO NOT DO TITLES!!!! 0
#33 - lolzordz (09/11/2014) [-]
nigga we aint got no time for technicalities
#16 - if i were to get a parrot/bird what is the best to get  [+] (14 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Mama bird 0
User avatar #38 - Cherryblosom (09/11/2014) [-]
Depends what you are/aren't looking for. Typically the larger the parrot, the more high-mantainence they tend to be. However in my opinion they are more intelligent and regal.

<--- owns 2 large parrots
User avatar #34 - temporalguardian (09/11/2014) [-]
AN EAGLE.
#19 - Anonomousthirteen (09/11/2014) [-]
Depends on what you want. Want are you looking for in a bird? Intelligence? Companionship? Attractiveness?
User avatar #20 - phudgepacker (09/11/2014) [-]
low maintenance, intelligence i guess are the two biggest things. ive never had a bird but theyve always seemed like fun pets to have
#22 - Anonomousthirteen (09/11/2014) [-]
Most intelligent birds are comparatively high-maintenance pets. For one thing, if they become depressed or stressed, they begin plucking their feathers, and once they start, they never stop. Most intelligent birds are really fucking loud, and will screech for a variety of reasons, from wanting to hear your voice, to wanting you to spend time with them, to wanting food, and sometimes, for no reason at all. My bird will occasionally fall off her perch at night. She lets everybody know when she does. Furthermore, training any bird is a bit of a pain. Depending on the size of the bird, some birds have enough bite strength to break fingers. That being said, they very rarely will actually bite to do damage. They're more likely going to bite to say "Stop that, you cunt." Finally, some intelligent birds (namely the Sulphurr-crested Cockatoo) are really fucking neurotic, and most will be very particular as to who they do and don't like.

All that being said, the most intelligent "low-maintainence" bird would probably be the Senegal Parrot. They live about 50 years, are comparatively independent, the perfect size for almost any household, and are fairly well trainable. I'd recommend doing quite a bit of research prior to purchasing any bird, on both the species and handling, as most birds will require some training specific to their species.
#27 - theacespecialist (09/11/2014) [-]
You seem really well informed. Thanks for the post
#28 - Anonomousthirteen (09/11/2014) [-]
I like birds. They're great.
#29 - theacespecialist (09/11/2014) [-]
They seem like interesting pets. I have huskys, so I know what its like to have a pet thats loud and opinionated lol
#32 - dogzie (09/11/2014) [-]
You got any tips/pointers for anyone interested in getting a husky?
#35 - theacespecialist (09/11/2014) [-]
Far as tips go, try not to leave them alone too long, dont leave food down ANYWHERE, and talk them. They know what you're doing and like it. Mine sort of talk back in a way when you address them.
#33 - theacespecialist (09/11/2014) [-]
Mmmmm. Well its not like just going and getting a dog. First off, like I said, huskys have opinions, and they have lots of them. In my opinion, they are the smartest dog. Leave them alone, ignore them, even laugh at them (not shitting you) and they wont like it. Mine ate my entire kitchen floor (linoleum) and a few pieces of furniture. They're smart enough to get into just about anything and willful enough to do it. Think ferrets in dog form. But, if you wanted a dog thats an honest to god member of the family, husky is what I would recommend. I think they're great, you just have to be ready to deal with them. They're also pretty independent but I wouldn't say hard to train. But if they dont like you they probably wont listen to you either.
User avatar #25 - vikingesnumerouno (09/11/2014) [-]
I've been considering getting a birdybird for a while, thanks for posting this
User avatar #23 - phudgepacker (09/11/2014) [-]
damn. thanks for the info. yeah i live in an apartment with other people around me so a loud bird would be a no go. but yeah, i will do some research if and when i seriously consider getting a feathery friend
#24 - Anonomousthirteen (09/11/2014) [-]
I forgot to mention, the Senegal Parrot is a relatively quiet bird. But yeah, birds are great. They're like cats you can train like a dog, and is also capable of flight.
#46 - >people making fun of their own racial stereotypes 09/11/2014 on pop goes the towelhead +10
#52 - my hatred of most main stream news TV stations has led me to w… 09/11/2014 on Unfortunately very true -1
#12 - **** yeah grizzlies 09/09/2014 on Green Monster has been... 0
#19 - Picture 09/08/2014 on fascinating +2
#34 - "those arent cookies" 09/08/2014 on Ofhh Elmo +8
#22 - Picture 09/06/2014 on at a london tube station 0
#26 - 1) girl looks exactly like Dee from Its Always Sunny 2) th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Best! Kiss cam! Ever! +3
User avatar #52 - captainstinkypinky (09/05/2014) [-]
nah, that girls much better looking than Dee

she ain't a bird
#10 - The minute I have some free time between my fall semester of c… 09/03/2014 on another abandoned dog rescued +2
#23 - earbuds on max volume  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Warning: Ear-rape,... +181
User avatar #92 - thepizzadevourer (09/04/2014) [-]
RIP in peace
#121 - In wales?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #175 - mobbcommunist (09/04/2014) [-]
Yes they are meeting in about 4 hours at the Celtic Manor Resort in Newport South Wales.

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#6 - chokinandtokin (07/30/2014) [-]
ur avatar
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User avatar #7 to #6 - phudgepacker (07/30/2014) [-]
sex god
User avatar #8 to #7 - chokinandtokin (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm guessing because of your description you like Always Sunny, too?
User avatar #10 to #8 - phudgepacker (07/30/2014) [-]
btw i think your comps are cool beans
User avatar #11 to #10 - chokinandtokin (07/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm a Always Sunny fan too! And thanks man!
User avatar #9 to #8 - phudgepacker (07/30/2014) [-]
hell yeah man i was watching that when it first started. its one of the funniest shows on tv imo
#5 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#4 - familyguyreference (05/25/2014) [-]
hi, i saw you snooping on my profile
hi, i saw you snooping on my profile
User avatar #3 - plataeiou (04/20/2014) [-]
well hay der
Thanks for that vote c:
#2 - mrpotatofudge (04/03/2014) [-]
Baby plz pack mah phudge
Baby plz pack mah phudge
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