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Is LoL worth getting in to? Or will it consume my lifecomment
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/19/2013
Last Login:4/23/2014
Location:Memphis
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Content Ranking:#8518
Comment Ranking:#1114
Highest Content Rank:#8497
Highest Comment Rank:#1108
Content Thumbs: 32 total,  38 ,  6
Comment Thumbs: 3692 total,  4273 ,  581
Content Level Progress: 52.54% (31/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 23% (23/100)
Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:3640
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:776
FJ Points:3263
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#58 - ugh the laptop one  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on You're Fired +10
#62 - mattgibbi (04/17/2014) [-]
I would like that those fucking track pads are always in the way when I type.
#140 - **** me, she wasnt working today. I gotta try aga…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on mute anon at Starbucks 0
User avatar #153 - fukkendragonite (04/16/2014) [-]
Smooth, with a capital SMOO
#1 - No comments?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Tax Day +87
User avatar #4 - tranquilizer (04/16/2014) [-]
yes comments
User avatar #11 - carnivoreapples (04/16/2014) [-]
maybe comments
User avatar #16 - newdevyx (04/16/2014) [-]
Sometimes comments
#35 - squiblles (04/16/2014) [-]
always comments!
User avatar #2 - fitemeirlbro (04/16/2014) [-]
ok
#97 - Its 9a.m For me right now, and she only works during the aften…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on mute anon at Starbucks 0
User avatar #115 - fukkendragonite (04/16/2014) [-]
Good luck man. I remember when my mate was chasing some girl in a similar way. She worked in a store and he went to pay for a drink he was buying and she went "Anything else?" and he just went "How about your phone number?"

She laughed and said "Sorry, I've got a bf". She was flattered I think.

He once went into a tattoo parlour where some other hot girl worked and when she said to him "So what design are you looking for?" he replied "I want a number sequence, so like zero,seven, and then the rest of your phone number"

I was with him both times (out of sight of course, otherwise that's awkward) and I can tell you that the tattoo parlour girl was NOT flattered. She just stood there and went "...Are you serious, kid?". And then called for her boyfriend from the back and this huge fucker started threatening him.

I guess what I'm saying is, don't be creepy...? I guess that's the moral of the story. Be careful not to be creepy. But a little bit of creepy is okay. Just a little bit. Not too much.
User avatar #140 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
Fuck me, she wasnt working today. I gotta try again tomorrow. Im gonna use the number thing you suggested, when she hands me the receipt ill ask her to write her number down
User avatar #153 - fukkendragonite (04/16/2014) [-]
Smooth, with a capital SMOO
#47 - "Good luck phudgepacker" would have sufficed but tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on mute anon at Starbucks 0
User avatar #48 - hirollin (04/16/2014) [-]
good luck, tom cruise.
#45 - Im about to ask out a girl who works as a cashier at whole foo…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/16/2014 on mute anon at Starbucks +1
#99 - danigoro (04/16/2014) [-]
You can do it pal!
YOU CAN DO IT
mfw I can't be online for 2 days and I can't see the update
User avatar #80 - fukkendragonite (04/16/2014) [-]
How did it go?
User avatar #97 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
Its 9a.m For me right now, and she only works during the aftenoon i think. I'll definitely let u guys know. Thanks!
User avatar #115 - fukkendragonite (04/16/2014) [-]
Good luck man. I remember when my mate was chasing some girl in a similar way. She worked in a store and he went to pay for a drink he was buying and she went "Anything else?" and he just went "How about your phone number?"

She laughed and said "Sorry, I've got a bf". She was flattered I think.

He once went into a tattoo parlour where some other hot girl worked and when she said to him "So what design are you looking for?" he replied "I want a number sequence, so like zero,seven, and then the rest of your phone number"

I was with him both times (out of sight of course, otherwise that's awkward) and I can tell you that the tattoo parlour girl was NOT flattered. She just stood there and went "...Are you serious, kid?". And then called for her boyfriend from the back and this huge fucker started threatening him.

I guess what I'm saying is, don't be creepy...? I guess that's the moral of the story. Be careful not to be creepy. But a little bit of creepy is okay. Just a little bit. Not too much.
User avatar #140 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
Fuck me, she wasnt working today. I gotta try again tomorrow. Im gonna use the number thing you suggested, when she hands me the receipt ill ask her to write her number down
User avatar #153 - fukkendragonite (04/16/2014) [-]
Smooth, with a capital SMOO
User avatar #55 - schurftinator (04/16/2014) [-]
Good luck and keep us updated!
User avatar #54 - garymuthafuknoak (04/16/2014) [-]
Im dating one and its all good. been 6 months now.
#52 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
how big is your penis whilst erect, don't lie

no homo
#61 - fomkin (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't lie anon
User avatar #46 - redclover (04/16/2014) [-]
be prepared to hear about the novel she's working on or her volunteer work instead of getting a reply
User avatar #47 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
"Good luck phudgepacker" would have sufficed but thanks anyway
User avatar #48 - hirollin (04/16/2014) [-]
good luck, tom cruise.
#109 - I feel dumb 04/16/2014 on mother trucker 0
#106 - You said "what is it?"  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on mother trucker 0
User avatar #108 - alexthesiro (04/16/2014) [-]
Wasn't asking you.
User avatar #109 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
I feel dumb
#104 - No i seriously dont know what that means  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on mother trucker 0
User avatar #105 - alexthesiro (04/16/2014) [-]
Wasn't asking you
User avatar #106 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
You said "what is it?"
User avatar #108 - alexthesiro (04/16/2014) [-]
Wasn't asking you.
User avatar #109 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
I feel dumb
#96 - What the **** is an alternative girl  [+] (7 new replies) 04/16/2014 on mother trucker 0
User avatar #209 - anonymoose (04/16/2014) [-]
People who wear alternative fashion.
Grunge, goth, cyber, industrial, emo, scene. Those ones
User avatar #99 - alexthesiro (04/16/2014) [-]
Really.
What is it?
User avatar #104 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
No i seriously dont know what that means
User avatar #105 - alexthesiro (04/16/2014) [-]
Wasn't asking you
User avatar #106 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
You said "what is it?"
User avatar #108 - alexthesiro (04/16/2014) [-]
Wasn't asking you.
User avatar #109 - phudgepacker (04/16/2014) [-]
I feel dumb
#96 - but, they would have money 04/16/2014 on Someone Said It 0
#56 - Oh my god with the health bar too, this is awesome 04/16/2014 on FINISH HIM! +3
#146 - Ok and why was the person filming this doing nothing  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Safety First +4
User avatar #147 - midothegreat (04/15/2014) [-]
maybe he thought the same as me, if u leave firearms around places little kids can get their hands on it u deserve to be shot
#13 - Because its funnyjunk not accuratejunk, who gives a **** 04/15/2014 on acid -1
#35 - Good post except for the tweek thing. How and why is that a 'c… 04/15/2014 on South Park Facts Part 2 0
#206 - i really dont even want to give anyone any thumbs down but i g… 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +1
#203 - -2 admin -1phanact  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game 0
User avatar #204 - chokinandtokin (04/15/2014) [-]
admins eliminated actually, can you pick 2 other people?/
User avatar #206 - phudgepacker (04/15/2014) [-]
i really dont even want to give anyone any thumbs down but i guess ill just go with -3 phanact since everyone seems to hate him
#201 - + peanutbitter +theannoyingFJguy +oxyoronking  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game 0
User avatar #202 - chokinandtokin (04/15/2014) [-]
you also have to -3 people
User avatar #203 - phudgepacker (04/15/2014) [-]
-2 admin
-1phanact
User avatar #204 - chokinandtokin (04/15/2014) [-]
admins eliminated actually, can you pick 2 other people?/
User avatar #206 - phudgepacker (04/15/2014) [-]
i really dont even want to give anyone any thumbs down but i guess ill just go with -3 phanact since everyone seems to hate him
#28 - Picture 04/15/2014 on FJ in a Nutshell 0
#2 - neil patrick harris is gay  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on But- But- Butt? +7
User avatar #8 - Tyranitar (04/15/2014) [-]
What? No.

Next your gonna tell me Magneto and Gandalf are gay...
#6 - anino (04/15/2014) [-]
he sure is
#4 - yunoknow (04/15/2014) [-]
#53 - i remember on that top level everyone would always try to clim…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on It was this or Mario Kart. 0
User avatar #112 - sketchE (04/15/2014) [-]
me and my friends only played hardcore because i had a small tv and the hud got in the way. i got damn good at sniping with the usp
#37 - Has there ever been a more perfect roll 04/14/2014 on It ain't easy +1
#136 - Oh wow i completely misread that. My bad  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on I feel you bro 0
User avatar #138 - therealslimdavey (04/14/2014) [-]
it's all good dude.
#23 - I favorited this post because of all the wasted gifs in the comments  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Trash can strikes back +81
#86 - triplexrated (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - platinuminfernape (04/14/2014) [-]
Me too.
#78 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
That's quite rude of you. I thought they were put to very good use.
#14 - Jims FW dwight 04/14/2014 on Memory loss drug -1
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User avatar #3 - plataeiou (04/20/2014) [-]
well hay der
Thanks for that vote c:
#2 - mrpotatofudge (04/03/2014) [-]
Baby plz pack mah phudge
Baby plz pack mah phudge
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