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I'm a writer, and an artist. I love Funnyjunk, and wanted to become part of the community. Figured I'd get some laughs, and make a few friends at the same time

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#261 - Picture 11/23/2012 on :) -> :( 0

#255 - Does your girlfriend know about those prostitutes? [+] (2 replies) 11/23/2012 on :) -> :( +9

#258 - vassia (11/23/2012) [-]

#261 - phsionix (11/23/2012) [-]

#141 - It's... a comic...? 11/23/2012 on A drive to the heart -3

#24 - Plus Queensparkles is herself, a women. So, there's that. [+] (1 reply) 11/17/2012 on Sexytime +6

#25 - lazyvoltage (11/17/2012) [-]

That's slightly less weird, but alot more erotic.

#214 - Comment deleted 11/17/2012 on epically sad repost +20

#158 - Hah, I have to admit it's one of my proudest sexual moments. 11/17/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... 0

#70 - That's vagina's for you man. Ah, the mysteries they hold. 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... +9

#67 - It's basically the equivalent of a girl cumming, I guess. As i… [+] (7 replies) 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... +17

#137 - jokeface (11/16/2012) [-]

I feel like the second half of this comment was less focused on informing the less educated and more focused on bragging about how alpha you are. Either way I thumbed you up.

#158 - phsionix (11/17/2012) [-]

Hah, I have to admit it's one of my proudest sexual moments.

#69 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]

... And people wonder why I'm gay.
That shit sounds horrifying D:

#151 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]

XD you think a women squirting liquid in your face is horrifying but not a man?
im gay to i just found this amusing

#154 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]

No, no. I mean the fact they had drenched lower bodies from it. I mean, a dude has like at most a few spoon fulls of ejaculate. It's a stark comparison.
Also, I like my bed sheets ultimately dry.

#155 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]

ahh yes from that point i can see how it could be disturbing X3

#70 - phsionix (11/16/2012) [-]

That's vagina's for you man. Ah, the mysteries they hold.

#60 - the bedsheets* Sorry 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... 0

#59 - It's pretty awesome, but surprising as hell if you don't expec… [+] (12 replies) 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... +20

#61 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]

Oh I see. But... what is the squirt?
INB4, fag use google lulz le trollololol

#67 - phsionix (11/16/2012) [-]

It's basically the equivalent of a girl cumming, I guess. As in, projecting a liquid out of their vagina. I did some reading up on it after the first time, and it's not very well understood, even by biologists and experts etc. It doesn't really seem to serve a purpose , and as far as I can tell, seems to exist in near limitless quantities. Could just be the same liquid a girl secretes as natural lubricates when she gets "wet" projected with force, and in excessive quantity, as I found it to have a very similar taste/smell.

With the same ex I mentioned, I gave her 12 squirting orgasms in a row using a combination of a vibrating toy and oral. Every time she squirted, vast quantities of the liquid (enough to completely ruin my bedsheets, and drench both our lower bodies) I even could have given her more, but she had begun to lose consciousness from the pleasure (and was having some difficulty breathing, which scared me).

#137 - jokeface (11/16/2012) [-]

I feel like the second half of this comment was less focused on informing the less educated and more focused on bragging about how alpha you are. Either way I thumbed you up.

#158 - phsionix (11/17/2012) [-]

Hah, I have to admit it's one of my proudest sexual moments.

#69 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]

... And people wonder why I'm gay.
That shit sounds horrifying D:

#151 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]

XD you think a women squirting liquid in your face is horrifying but not a man?
im gay to i just found this amusing

#154 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]

No, no. I mean the fact they had drenched lower bodies from it. I mean, a dude has like at most a few spoon fulls of ejaculate. It's a stark comparison.
Also, I like my bed sheets ultimately dry.

#155 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]

ahh yes from that point i can see how it could be disturbing X3

#70 - phsionix (11/16/2012) [-]

That's vagina's for you man. Ah, the mysteries they hold.

#63 - enorus (11/16/2012) [-]

Female ejaculation

#64 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]

But what is it? I mean... what does it contain and do?

#60 - phsionix (11/16/2012) [-]

the bedsheets* Sorry

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