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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:Space Australia
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Comment Ranking:#23616
Highest Content Rank:#1662
Highest Comment Rank:#2760
Content Thumbs: 3166 total,  3463 ,  297
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Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:145870
Times Content Favorited:549 times
Total Comments Made:430
FJ Points:4720
I'm a writer, and an artist. I love Funnyjunk, and wanted to become part of the community. Figured I'd get some laughs, and make a few friends at the same time

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#66 - Says the man with Poop on his face. Been turning tricks behind… 06/16/2012 on I see what you did there -2
#41 - Excuse us if we don't take someone called "Seniorpoopface…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2012 on I see what you did there +1
#51 - seniorpoopface Comment deleted by phsionix
User avatar #66 - phsionix (06/16/2012) [-]
Says the man with Poop on his face. Been turning tricks behind the 7/11 again with all your male clients?
#11 - 'Murica 06/16/2012 on oh the irony -3
#46 - My brother came out the other day, and my parents thankfully a… 06/15/2012 on :( +1
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on Old comment +9
#13 - fuhrerbradley Comment deleted by phsionix
#42 - If you've got a pet, go give it a big hug now, and spend as mu… 06/11/2012 on 4chan feels +1
#44 - Dear god the feels. We had to put my dog down last month, aswe… 06/10/2012 on Scooby baw +4
#122 - Nah, we were together for over a year. Even fell in love. Unfo… 06/05/2012 on Insane girlfriend Ellen 0
#115 - It was a choice of "Take the leap and have the girl I've …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2012 on Insane girlfriend Ellen 0
#116 - kraetyz (06/05/2012) [-]
... So much worth it. Then she left you two weeks later because "it was just a phase", amirite?
#122 - phsionix (06/05/2012) [-]
Nah, we were together for over a year. Even fell in love. Unfortunately though, eventually things changed, and we broke up. It was more her doing the breaking, but it was partially my fault.

I'd gotten a bit depressed due to some other events, and I was obsessed with "becoming a better person", and in doing so, I was changing the person that I was.
#105 - Hell, when it was my first time, me and a long time friend end…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2012 on Insane girlfriend Ellen 0
#112 - kraetyz (06/05/2012) [-]
Dat sum gross shit, brudda. I feel ya, mohn.
User avatar #115 - phsionix (06/05/2012) [-]
It was a choice of "Take the leap and have the girl I've been best friends with for 3 years, and lose my virginity to basically my dream girl" or "Pussy out and lose all the progress I made through being a charming sunnvabitch"

I
#116 - kraetyz (06/05/2012) [-]
... So much worth it. Then she left you two weeks later because "it was just a phase", amirite?
#122 - phsionix (06/05/2012) [-]
Nah, we were together for over a year. Even fell in love. Unfortunately though, eventually things changed, and we broke up. It was more her doing the breaking, but it was partially my fault.

I'd gotten a bit depressed due to some other events, and I was obsessed with "becoming a better person", and in doing so, I was changing the person that I was.
#20 - Rape is one of the few things I don't find funny. It's just a … 06/03/2012 on What to say in a rape +12
#39 - JIN-GITAXIS, CORE AUGUR!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2012 on _ +1
#40 - vahn (06/03/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#71 - I'm not exactly sure, but then again, I'm not complaining 05/24/2012 on dubs +1
#6 - **phsionix rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at … 05/24/2012 on SUpa MHAN +6
#68 - **phsionix rolled a random image posted in comment #4921052 …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on dubs 0
#70 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
how is that a pony
User avatar #71 - phsionix (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm not exactly sure, but then again, I'm not complaining
#31 - And we only put my dog down a week ago. Had her since I was 3,… 05/24/2012 on Faith in humanity +2
#7 - I lost it at "long spoon" 05/21/2012 on /b/ Poetry 0
#353 - Hah, cool. To the left of my desk is both a heater, and a fan … 05/19/2012 on OH YEA! +5
#103 - In Europe they reuse Graveyards, so when a tombstone either be… 05/19/2012 on Horror movie? No, It's Real 0
#407 - Quick, name something that isn't Jackie Chain. Jake … 05/18/2012 on Look at the tags +1
#78 - I'm from Australia, and the most common kind of catfish over h… 05/17/2012 on Giant Fish 0
#80 - Your comment made me smile, thank you sir or madame :) And I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2012 on Dog mauls owner for waking... +2
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#35 - That looks like a catfish to me. Pretty sure their meat is terrible.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2012 on Giant Fish -2
User avatar #39 - spoonsmonkey (05/17/2012) [-]
ask anyone from the south, skinned catfish (catfish dont actually have scales) and then deep fried.... mmm





fuck im high
#39 - **phsionix rolled a random image posted in comment #4860300 … 05/17/2012 on playing around with a... 0
#38 - **phsionix rolled a random image posted in comment #4654733 …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2012 on playing around with a... -3
#39 - phsionix (05/17/2012) [-]
**phsionix rolled a random image posted in comment #4860300 at FJ Pony Thread ** Looks like it's "Bucking season"
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