Is that what you were meaning?

Says the man with Poop on his face. Been turning tricks behind the 7/11 again with all your male clients?

... So much worth it. Then she left you two weeks later because "it was just a phase", amirite?

Nah, we were together for over a year. Even fell in love. Unfortunately though, eventually things changed, and we broke up. It was more her doing the breaking, but it was partially my fault.

I'd gotten a bit depressed due to some other events, and I was obsessed with "becoming a better person", and in doing so, I was changing the person that I was.

Dat sum gross shit, brudda. I feel ya, mohn.

It was a choice of "Take the leap and have the girl I've been best friends with for 3 years, and lose my virginity to basically my dream girl" or "Pussy out and lose all the progress I made through being a charming sunnvabitch"

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... So much worth it. Then she left you two weeks later because "it was just a phase", amirite?

Nah, we were together for over a year. Even fell in love. Unfortunately though, eventually things changed, and we broke up. It was more her doing the breaking, but it was partially my fault.

I'd gotten a bit depressed due to some other events, and I was obsessed with "becoming a better person", and in doing so, I was changing the person that I was.

Thank you.

I'm not exactly sure, but then again, I'm not complaining