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phsionix

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Space Australia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3166 total,  3463 ,  297
Comment Thumbs: 1681 total,  1923 ,  242
Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:146118
Times Content Favorited:546 times
Total Comments Made:430
FJ Points:4720
I'm a writer, and an artist. I love Funnyjunk, and wanted to become part of the community. Figured I'd get some laughs, and make a few friends at the same time

latest user's comments

#70 - That's vagina's for you man. Ah, the mysteries they hold. 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... +9
#67 - It's basically the equivalent of a girl cumming, I guess. As i…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... +17
User avatar #137 - jokeface (11/16/2012) [-]
I feel like the second half of this comment was less focused on informing the less educated and more focused on bragging about how alpha you are. Either way I thumbed you up.
User avatar #158 - phsionix (11/17/2012) [-]
Hah, I have to admit it's one of my proudest sexual moments.
#69 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]
... And people wonder why I'm gay.
That shit sounds horrifying D:
User avatar #151 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]
XD you think a women squirting liquid in your face is horrifying but not a man?
im gay to i just found this amusing
User avatar #154 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]
No, no. I mean the fact they had drenched lower bodies from it. I mean, a dude has like at most a few spoon fulls of ejaculate. It's a stark comparison.
Also, I like my bed sheets ultimately dry.
User avatar #155 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]
ahh yes from that point i can see how it could be disturbing X3
User avatar #70 - phsionix (11/16/2012) [-]
That's vagina's for you man. Ah, the mysteries they hold.
#60 - the bedsheets* Sorry 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... 0
#59 - It's pretty awesome, but surprising as hell if you don't expec…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... +20
User avatar #61 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]
Oh I see. But... what is the squirt?
INB4, fag use google lulz le trollololol
#67 - phsionix (11/16/2012) [-]
It's basically the equivalent of a girl cumming, I guess. As in, projecting a liquid out of their vagina. I did some reading up on it after the first time, and it's not very well understood, even by biologists and experts etc. It doesn't really seem to serve a purpose , and as far as I can tell, seems to exist in near limitless quantities. Could just be the same liquid a girl secretes as natural lubricates when she gets "wet" projected with force, and in excessive quantity, as I found it to have a very similar taste/smell.

With the same ex I mentioned, I gave her 12 squirting orgasms in a row using a combination of a vibrating toy and oral. Every time she squirted, vast quantities of the liquid (enough to completely ruin my bedsheets, and drench both our lower bodies) I even could have given her more, but she had begun to lose consciousness from the pleasure (and was having some difficulty breathing, which scared me).
User avatar #137 - jokeface (11/16/2012) [-]
I feel like the second half of this comment was less focused on informing the less educated and more focused on bragging about how alpha you are. Either way I thumbed you up.
User avatar #158 - phsionix (11/17/2012) [-]
Hah, I have to admit it's one of my proudest sexual moments.
#69 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]
... And people wonder why I'm gay.
That shit sounds horrifying D:
User avatar #151 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]
XD you think a women squirting liquid in your face is horrifying but not a man?
im gay to i just found this amusing
User avatar #154 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]
No, no. I mean the fact they had drenched lower bodies from it. I mean, a dude has like at most a few spoon fulls of ejaculate. It's a stark comparison.
Also, I like my bed sheets ultimately dry.
User avatar #155 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]
ahh yes from that point i can see how it could be disturbing X3
User avatar #70 - phsionix (11/16/2012) [-]
That's vagina's for you man. Ah, the mysteries they hold.
User avatar #63 - enorus (11/16/2012) [-]
Female ejaculation
User avatar #64 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]
But what is it? I mean... what does it contain and do?
User avatar #60 - phsionix (11/16/2012) [-]
the bedsheets* Sorry
#36 - **phsionix rolls 12** 11/14/2012 on Genius 0
#93 - You say " **** your siblings" like it's a bad … 11/11/2012 on Do you agree? +1
#287 - Well sucks to be him then! He has to suffer that garbage, and … 11/11/2012 on oh the irony +2
#283 - Not a bad little strategy on the part of Twilight guy. Tons of…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on oh the irony +3
User avatar #285 - robskul (11/11/2012) [-]
trust me, he doesn't
User avatar #287 - phsionix (11/11/2012) [-]
Well sucks to be him then! He has to suffer that garbage, and a night of no sex.
#473 - Found the song, if anyone else wanted it 11/07/2012 on Click this link and enjoy 0
#157 - At least it's not as dark as the comic, in which Lori falls on… 11/07/2012 on Summary of FJ Lately +3
#457 - Oh no, I knew OP's song, but I wanted to know the song in the …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on Click this link and enjoy 0
User avatar #466 - INEEDSOMECORN (11/07/2012) [-]
Whoops. My bad. Haha I didn't look properly
#400 - I must know! lol.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Click this link and enjoy 0
User avatar #428 - INEEDSOMECORN (11/07/2012) [-]
Yolanda be cool - We no speak americano
User avatar #457 - phsionix (11/07/2012) [-]
Oh no, I knew OP's song, but I wanted to know the song in the link that the fine gentleman/lady above me posted
User avatar #466 - INEEDSOMECORN (11/07/2012) [-]
Whoops. My bad. Haha I didn't look properly
#386 - My god, that's amazing. What's the song?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Click this link and enjoy +1
#390 - jagax (11/07/2012) [-]
Don't know sorry, was just on the gif
User avatar #400 - phsionix (11/07/2012) [-]
I must know! lol.
User avatar #428 - INEEDSOMECORN (11/07/2012) [-]
Yolanda be cool - We no speak americano
User avatar #457 - phsionix (11/07/2012) [-]
Oh no, I knew OP's song, but I wanted to know the song in the link that the fine gentleman/lady above me posted
User avatar #466 - INEEDSOMECORN (11/07/2012) [-]
Whoops. My bad. Haha I didn't look properly
#30 - It's bad enough playing like a beast and then losing, but not … 11/06/2012 on LoLwut 0
#28 - Man, as much as I love the new honour system, it's making me b…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2012 on LoLwut +1
#29 - eiyven (11/06/2012) [-]
I know, right? I can be a total douche and still get more honor than I do if I'm nice.
User avatar #30 - phsionix (11/06/2012) [-]
It's bad enough playing like a beast and then losing, but not even having people acknowledge my contribution? To mean, bro
#69 - I wonder if Hillary had gotten elected, whether we'd find out … 10/24/2012 on Facebook (1) +1
#114 - That.... Is ********************** , 10/19/2012 on Skyrim Nightingale Cosplay 0
#164 - Suicide is a terrible thing, no matter the circumstance. I onc… 10/15/2012 on Da fuq guize +7
#564 - I saw a documentary about it called "Wild Wild West" 10/13/2012 on Fuck You, Simon 0
#55 - My ex once took a phone call from her ex while we were in bed … 10/11/2012 on Girlfriends are some... +7
#98 - I know people think they voted for her to convince themselves … 10/03/2012 on Hope for Humanity +1
#161 - Yeah. that's why it's not readily known 10/03/2012 on Well Damn 0
#76 - God damn it OP... Since my dog passed away, I can't read a sto… 10/03/2012 on Feels 0
#86 - Funny thing is, a large portion of the rich in America were ac… 10/03/2012 on Well Damn 0
#131 - Have to say, the internet is dangerous territory to be flaunti… 09/27/2012 on Whiskey +1

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