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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
Last Login:8/01/2014
Location:Space Australia
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Content Ranking:#5959
Comment Ranking:#30370
Highest Content Rank:#1662
Highest Comment Rank:#2760
Content Thumbs: 3164 total,  3461 ,  297
Comment Thumbs: 1675 total,  1917 ,  242
Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:145474
Times Content Favorited:550 times
Total Comments Made:427
FJ Points:4716
I'm a writer, and an artist. I love Funnyjunk, and wanted to become part of the community. Figured I'd get some laughs, and make a few friends at the same time

latest user's comments

#172 - Mesomorph master race, reporting in. 02/11/2013 on This 0
#85 - If you give up man, that fuckhead wins. I know what he did to … 02/03/2013 on My dad chose drugs over me.... 0
#3 - Wow, -7? Not like I was boasting my ass off, I was just sharin… 01/27/2013 on An enemy has been Swain! 0
#13 - My high-school sweetheart didn't even give me the decency of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Knock knock, single is here! +1
User avatar #17 - ffx (01/19/2013) [-]
Mines broke up with me by avoiding to see me out of the blue...then waiting a couple weeks later to actually tell me she found someone else.
#26 - I think he says "Nag: as opposed to neigh, but then again… 01/17/2013 on Django -1
#366 - Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy w… 01/14/2013 on Cutest Thing You'll Ever Read +1
#345 - Sarina Valentina is all women. What a girl. 12/26/2012 on Yes..Yes... uh..NO! 0
#6 - Thanks for the input guys, these are all great so far. Here's… 12/13/2012 on A naming contest, of sorts! 0
#194 - Shit man... Now I'm doubting things. I'm 6'2, but my girlfrien…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Pretty by Tall 0
User avatar #353 - serotonin (12/13/2012) [-]
One my female friend is 155cm (around 5 feet tall) and her dream guy was around 2 m (6`5- 6`7). Observing that I came up with my theory....one day I might try to test it somehow
User avatar #202 - shazmothree (12/13/2012) [-]
She looks like she gets into some really kinky shit
#119 - The Lord of the Rings had to miss out some key notes from the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on The Hobbit 0
#134 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
"Plus, lets face it, three times the movie, three times The Hobbit."

Truer words were never spoken.
#35 - If I remember correctly, she mimed the expression for crying, … 12/07/2012 on Jimmies were rustled. +3
#29 - One thing I see though, is everyone is obsessed with making a …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on "Multi-Culteralism" +4
User avatar #34 - boredcollegeguy (11/29/2012) [-]
Thats a good attitude. :)
#28 - The saddest thing is, these arn't even the worst examples :S 11/28/2012 on "Multi-Culteralism" +5
#127 - People have been making references to her teeth and blowjobs f… 11/27/2012 on Circle of dating +6
#60 - It's a terrible day for rain. 11/25/2012 on Up feels +1
#46 - As social commentaries, I quite like these comics. They're not…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/23/2012 on The whole package +26
User avatar #52 - nightmaren (11/24/2012) [-]
> OMG OC TAKE MY THUMBS PLXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I'd rather see a funny repost than some OC that makes me want to piss inside my eyelids.
User avatar #170 - jinjo (11/24/2012) [-]
This is kind of funny if you think about that situation.
#122 - pukingrainbows (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd actually like to see you attempt this.
User avatar #128 - nightmaren (11/24/2012) [-]
Attempt what? Everything I've uploaded on this account, apart from 1 wallpaper thing has been OC. I don't think any of it really deserves front page, but I do think it's all funnier than this shit.
User avatar #129 - pukingrainbows (11/24/2012) [-]
No, I want you to piss into your eyelids.
#298 - vhq has deleted their comment.
User avatar #68 - marqueze (11/24/2012) [-]
Exhaggeration.
You old, virgin fucking neckbeard.
If she had drawn herself as a guy you wouldnt even mind these comics.
User avatar #127 - nightmaren (11/24/2012) [-]
No, I'd still hate them. The jokes are generic "lol im a femal and this is wut i do" if it was on tumblr or something it would fit right in. The jokes wouldn't even make sense if it was a male.
#59 - kirbeee (11/24/2012) [-]
Or you could do something wonderful like thumb it down and move on with your life.
#261 - Picture 11/23/2012 on :) -> :( 0
#255 - Does your girlfriend know about those prostitutes?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on :) -> :( +9
#258 - vassia (11/23/2012) [-]
#261 - phsionix (11/23/2012) [-]
#141 - It's... a comic...? 11/23/2012 on A drive to the heart -3
#24 - Plus Queensparkles is herself, a women. So, there's that.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Sexytime +6
#25 - lazyvoltage (11/17/2012) [-]
That's slightly less weird, but alot more erotic.
#214 - I would love to brutally murder every god-damn paedophile, rap… 11/17/2012 on epically sad repost +20
#158 - Hah, I have to admit it's one of my proudest sexual moments. 11/17/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... 0
#70 - That's vagina's for you man. Ah, the mysteries they hold. 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... +9
#67 - It's basically the equivalent of a girl cumming, I guess. As i…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... +17
User avatar #137 - jokeface (11/16/2012) [-]
I feel like the second half of this comment was less focused on informing the less educated and more focused on bragging about how alpha you are. Either way I thumbed you up.
User avatar #158 - phsionix (11/17/2012) [-]
Hah, I have to admit it's one of my proudest sexual moments.
#69 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]
... And people wonder why I'm gay.
That shit sounds horrifying D:
User avatar #151 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]
XD you think a women squirting liquid in your face is horrifying but not a man?
im gay to i just found this amusing
User avatar #154 - jimbobji (11/16/2012) [-]
No, no. I mean the fact they had drenched lower bodies from it. I mean, a dude has like at most a few spoon fulls of ejaculate. It's a stark comparison.
Also, I like my bed sheets ultimately dry.
User avatar #155 - shunkahawolf (11/16/2012) [-]
ahh yes from that point i can see how it could be disturbing X3
User avatar #70 - phsionix (11/16/2012) [-]
That's vagina's for you man. Ah, the mysteries they hold.
#60 - the bedsheets* Sorry 11/16/2012 on My gf didn't tell me she... 0
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