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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
Last Login:5/24/2013
Location:Space Australia
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Content Ranking:#1685
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Highest Content Rank:#1672
Highest Comment Rank:#2760
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Total Comments Made:415
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I'm a writer, an artist. If you havan't heard of me yet, you will! :P Jokes aside though, I love Funnyjunk, and wanted to become part of the community. Figured I'd get some laughs, and make a few friends at the same time :3

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#21 - I more like them against re-animator, nuke their 9/9 or 7/7 in… 02/13/2013 on Don't take french proteins 0
#150 - I speak a little of the language, so when I go over there I'm … 02/13/2013 on Zero Dark Thirty 0
#19 - She was telling me that if I was to take 1000 dollars over, th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2013 on Zero Dark Thirty 0
User avatar #44 - thelastamerican (02/12/2013) [-]
My boss is from there and he said the same thing. I'm beginning to think I should retire there. lol.
User avatar #20 - iamintofunny (02/12/2013) [-]
To measure, 1000 dollars will get you 4 blackberry bold. How's that?
Anyhow, there is a lot of fakes and look-a-likes. Secondhand store are a lot here.

The best: You can try to lower the price.
#14 - I'm Australian, but my girlfriend (Who has been studying here …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2013 on Zero Dark Thirty 0
User avatar #21 - trollmobile (02/12/2013) [-]
my best friend went on holiday to indonesia....
there were people driving twice as fast as him, not being stopped, but because he was white, he was stopped, and he had to bribe the police, or get a massive fine.
they intentionally seek out people with a lot of money (especially tourists) so that they get get a bribe.
User avatar #150 - phsionix (02/13/2013) [-]
I speak a little of the language, so when I go over there I'm going to make sure I'm at least fluent so I don't get conned.
User avatar #17 - iamintofunny (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that is already a public secret then.
I agree about the relativity of price.
For example, If you work at australia and go on a holiday to indonesian, you will feel everything is cheaper than back home even though you have low budget.
For your surprise, Jakarta is the most expensive place to live and shop in Indonesia.
User avatar #19 - phsionix (02/12/2013) [-]
She was telling me that if I was to take 1000 dollars over, that I could quite easily live like a king for 2-4 weeks
User avatar #44 - thelastamerican (02/12/2013) [-]
My boss is from there and he said the same thing. I'm beginning to think I should retire there. lol.
User avatar #20 - iamintofunny (02/12/2013) [-]
To measure, 1000 dollars will get you 4 blackberry bold. How's that?
Anyhow, there is a lot of fakes and look-a-likes. Secondhand store are a lot here.

The best: You can try to lower the price.
#65 - Make no mistake, there are plenty of animals on this planet, t… 02/12/2013 on guy might be kill 0
#177 - My girlfriend is originally from Indonesia, so I always feel l…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on This 0
User avatar #180 - askafapper (02/11/2013) [-]
Thank god my girlfriend is only 5'1 but I feel your pain brother, my ex was 4'7.
#175 - I'm about 6'1 and 85 kilos (Australia fag here) fairly tone an…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on This 0
#181 - sachonebeef (02/11/2013) [-]
I know not of these "comfortable clothes" you speak of
#172 - Mesomorph master race, reporting in. 02/11/2013 on This 0
#85 - If you give up man, that fuckhead wins. I know what he did to … 02/03/2013 on My dad chose drugs over me.... 0
#3 - Wow, -7? Not like I was boasting my ass off, I was just sharin… 01/27/2013 on An enemy has been Swain! 0
#13 - My high-school sweetheart didn't even give me the decency of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Knock knock, single is here! +1
User avatar #17 - ffx (01/19/2013) [-]
Mines broke up with me by avoiding to see me out of the blue...then waiting a couple weeks later to actually tell me she found someone else.
#26 - I think he says "Nag: as opposed to neigh, but then again… 01/17/2013 on Django -1
#366 - Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy w… 01/14/2013 on Cutest Thing You'll Ever Read +1
#345 - Sarina Valentina is all women. What a girl. 12/26/2012 on Yes..Yes... uh..NO! 0
#6 - Thanks for the input guys, these are all great so far. Here's… 12/13/2012 on A naming contest, of sorts! 0
#194 - Shit man... Now I'm doubting things. I'm 6'2, but my girlfrien…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Pretty by Tall 0
User avatar #353 - serotonin (12/13/2012) [-]
One my female friend is 155cm (around 5 feet tall) and her dream guy was around 2 m (6`5- 6`7). Observing that I came up with my theory....one day I might try to test it somehow
User avatar #202 - shazmothree (12/13/2012) [-]
She looks like she gets into some really kinky shit
#119 - The Lord of the Rings had to miss out some key notes from the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on The Hobbit 0
#134 - N. Korean citizen (12/13/2012) [-]
"Plus, lets face it, three times the movie, three times The Hobbit."

Truer words were never spoken.
#35 - If I remember correctly, she mimed the expression for crying, … 12/07/2012 on Jimmies were rustled. +3
#29 - One thing I see though, is everyone is obsessed with making a …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2012 on "Multi-Culteralism" +4
User avatar #34 - boredcollegeguy (11/29/2012) [-]
Thats a good attitude. :)
#28 - The saddest thing is, these arn't even the worst examples :S 11/28/2012 on "Multi-Culteralism" +5
#127 - People have been making references to her teeth and blowjobs f… 11/27/2012 on Circle of dating +6
#60 - It's a terrible day for rain. 11/25/2012 on Up feels +1
#46 - As social commentaries, I quite like these comics. They're not…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/23/2012 on The whole package +27
User avatar #52 - nightmaren (11/24/2012) [-]
> OMG OC TAKE MY THUMBS PLXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I'd rather see a funny repost than some OC that makes me want to piss inside my eyelids.
User avatar #170 - jinjo (11/24/2012) [-]
This is kind of funny if you think about that situation.
#122 - pukingrainbows (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd actually like to see you attempt this.
User avatar #128 - nightmaren (11/24/2012) [-]
Attempt what? Everything I've uploaded on this account, apart from 1 wallpaper thing has been OC. I don't think any of it really deserves front page, but I do think it's all funnier than this shit.
User avatar #129 - pukingrainbows (11/24/2012) [-]
No, I want you to piss into your eyelids.
User avatar #298 - vhq (11/24/2012) [-]
I second this.
User avatar #68 - marqueze (11/24/2012) [-]
Exhaggeration.
You old, virgin fucking neckbeard.
If she had drawn herself as a guy you wouldnt even mind these comics.
User avatar #127 - nightmaren (11/24/2012) [-]
No, I'd still hate them. The jokes are generic "lol im a femal and this is wut i do" if it was on tumblr or something it would fit right in. The jokes wouldn't even make sense if it was a male.
#59 - kirbeee (11/24/2012) [-]
Or you could do something wonderful like thumb it down and move on with your life.
#24 - Problem is though man, there are tons of people who are starvi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on Wasting fresh food 0
User avatar #34 - TheIllusiveMan (11/24/2012) [-]
Then they sue the shelters.
Understand that ue to our corrupt legal system, and how easy it is to get money through these companies, that they sadly DO have to throw it out.
#261 - Picture 11/23/2012 on :) -> :( 0
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