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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Space Australia
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I'm a writer, and an artist. I love Funnyjunk, and wanted to become part of the community. Figured I'd get some laughs, and make a few friends at the same time

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#39 - On Monday an event happened that made me worry I might be tran… 09/04/2013 on Dayum! 0
#17 - My girlfriend is from Indonesia, and one thing that always mak…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Asians -2
User avatar #27 - zomgwaffle (07/15/2013) [-]
middle school and all of high school everyone knew me as "asian" ; _ ;....i don't think anyone knew my name
User avatar #134 - wishingwell (07/15/2013) [-]
went to a all white elementaryschool and im half danish/indonesian - but i was still called Jakob the Negro (in a somewhat friendly sense, i think) because im my brown skin and curly, black hair. (and my huge penis)
only one part of that isn't true - the penis part
#127 - drfaust (07/15/2013) [-]
holy shit how diverse was your highschool
User avatar #30 - zomgwaffle (07/15/2013) [-]
to make matters worse everyone called my brother "chinky" as a nickname this is not a joke.
#305 - I was a straight A student from grades 1 through to 10, and ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Feel it? +4
#373 - mitchimusk (07/12/2013) [-]
Don't feel bad man, I was diagnosed with cancer earlier this year and I'm almost done with treatments. I plan on going back to the hospital to volunteer regularly. What I'm saying is, even though it seems next to impossible, try to pull something good out of a situation. It may seem difficult, but never give up on your dreams
#11497 - My body is ready! 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +7
#117 - Wish I could find some damn work in the industry. I finished m… 07/10/2013 on Art. 0
#237 - Women weren't the only people being oppressed. Black people, w… 06/09/2013 on Feminism at its best +3
#221 - Actually, gangs of male dolphins kidnap female dolphins from o… 06/08/2013 on This is why I'm afraid of... 0
#372 - They actually can't support their own weight outside of water,… 06/01/2013 on Weird animals errmigawd 0
#233 - Think your samefaggin' 05/19/2013 on WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!! -1
#231 - I know right! I actually found myself having to look away from… 05/19/2013 on WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!! +3
#229 - I did. Your first comment didn't read like a joke, and it didn… 05/19/2013 on WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!! +3
#227 - For it to be a joke, it has to sound like a joke, not some soc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!! +2
User avatar #237 - srapture (05/19/2013) [-]
I said that I would kick someone's head in for asking if I was sure I got the table right... If I said something even slightly believable, like "If a guy had sex with my sister without protection, I'd kick the fuckers head in!", it would make sense to think I had anger issues. In this case, it idiotic to think that.
#225 - You know, I actually did see the episode, and Amy screwed up t…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!! +18
User avatar #337 - kahandran (05/19/2013) [-]
You are pretty retarded for thinking he's serious.
#230 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2013) [-]
Think you missed the joke
User avatar #233 - phsionix (05/19/2013) [-]
Think your samefaggin'
User avatar #228 - srapture (05/19/2013) [-]
Read my comment #224 below.
User avatar #229 - phsionix (05/19/2013) [-]
I did. Your first comment didn't read like a joke, and it didn't even read like sarcasm, it honestly read like you were both supporting that insane witch, not to mention upping the ante by implying such a violent reaction yourself. As I said, to be a joke, it has to sound like a joke.
#341 - I've been watching tons of Kitchen Nightmares lately, and he s… 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! +1
#32 - I actually have some degrees working with this program. This w… 05/17/2013 on £3507.50 worth of software 0
#317 - Don't worry guys, we're so popular we got 3 game typings in a row. 04/16/2013 on Witty title 0
#160 - Most feline species, from domestic cats to lions will sometime… 04/02/2013 on Just another vicious Pitbull -2
#84 - It's just like anal sex.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Obama +11
#115 - sanguinesolitude (04/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #149 - fukkendragonite (04/01/2013) [-]
my butthole cringes everytime I see this gif
#310 - The thing that I always love in regard to racism, is that they…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on Truer Words Have Never Been... +21
#356 - thestrangestboner (03/13/2013) [-]
#154 - It's gotten to the point where nobody is safe any-more. We can… 03/13/2013 on NOPE +1
#7 - You're thinking of a scrotum. A scutum is a Roman shield. 03/07/2013 on Full Metal Gladius 0
#44 - It always makes me smile to see goats doing this, but it makes…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2013 on Goaty wizards 0
User avatar #50 - billybong (03/05/2013) [-]
well, I thought the same thing.... But

Goats eat pretty much anything, so they'll eat that shitty vegetation on the mountainside and not really care, worth it for them...

They're also out of reach of predators, and any they aren't out of reach from they can see coming for a long distance on the side of the cliff, i'm pretty sure the older ones at the top would look out for the rest of their herd too

But all I wanna know is how they fucking do it with just hooves
User avatar #47 - thisisspartah (03/05/2013) [-]
maybe they're just bored
#160 - In Queensland, it won't stop raining. Something is seriously m… 03/05/2013 on Calgary eh? +2
#52 - I miss ol' Johnny Howard. He was good for this country. Rudd w… 03/02/2013 on When will you leave? +1
#47 - Because for example, an Asian business owner will legally come… 03/02/2013 on When will you leave? +1
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