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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/29/2011
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:Space Australia
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Content Thumbs: 3164 total,  3461 ,  297
Comment Thumbs: 1675 total,  1917 ,  242
Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:145581
Times Content Favorited:550 times
Total Comments Made:427
FJ Points:4716
I'm a writer, and an artist. I love Funnyjunk, and wanted to become part of the community. Figured I'd get some laughs, and make a few friends at the same time

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#37 - mfw she is actually 12 and not 4  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on The fuck is this? +50
#38 - mythos has deleted their comment.
#146 - Well **** . I just posted a pic of myself in that …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on RULES. 0
#155 - fluoo has deleted their comment.
#1762 - Me looking like a private investigator xD 01/28/2012 on FJ Is HOT +4
#15 - Picture 01/27/2012 on Blargh +3
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2012 on New Meme! "Slowpoke" +9
#26 - jarrettisboss (01/27/2012) [-]
#19 - To the time machine! Lets educate. 01/27/2012 on POKEMILLIONAIRE +6
#135 - Rockblocked. Some will get this. (Not to be confused … 01/27/2012 on Draw it 0
#132 - Not ashamed to admit, I teared up when the little girl died. I… 01/27/2012 on Movies/books +1
#101 - Bummer man :( I feel you. And don't you worry :D You'll get th… 01/27/2012 on horny ninjas +1
#98 - Just kiss her while you do it, and kiss her romantically - tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2012 on horny ninjas +1
User avatar #100 - traviver (01/27/2012) [-]
1)I needed complete concentration. Multitasking is not a strong suit of mine.
2) Said girlfriend is no longer girlfriend, so I don't have to worry about such problems for a while.
I will, however, commit that to memory for eventual (hopefully >.>) use in the future. So thank you! ^.^
User avatar #101 - phsionix (01/27/2012) [-]
Bummer man :( I feel you. And don't you worry :D You'll get there!

#89 - Muffins... MUFFINS?!  [+] (7 new replies) 01/27/2012 on Draw it +5
#160 - supakrusher (02/02/2012) [-]
MUFFFFFFINS
#140 - supakrusher (01/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #119 - matttboyagain (01/27/2012) [-]
I just recently became a brony and haven't seen many episodes yet. Is that Pinkie Pie with her mane straightened? Or is it somepony else?
#128 - anonymous (01/27/2012) [-]
she goes crazy and has like a manic depression and a break down of insanity and her hair goes straight with her being depressed and when she isn't depressed (which is most of the time) it is normal and puffy. That's from a season 1 episode wear she snapped and talked to bags of flour or something.
User avatar #131 - matttboyagain (01/27/2012) [-]
Okay thank you. I'm still on S1 E7 and I don't get around to watching it much.
User avatar #135 - phsionix (01/27/2012) [-]
Rockblocked. Some will get this.

(Not to be confused with "The rock")
#108 - sirpsychosexy (01/27/2012) [-]
MUFFFFFINNNNSSSS!!!?!?!?!
#88 - Hah, the first girl I ever loved, had 4 boyfriends before me -…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2012 on Draw it +1
#130 - anonymous (01/27/2012) [-]
#105 - anonymous (01/27/2012) [-]
I would fear for your sexuality of things go wrong.
#98 - Now just checking here, as you seem "lovely" but exa… 01/27/2012 on Right for you +2
#22 - That **** is actually quite surprising, at least … 01/26/2012 on First time +9
#268 - Oh just to clarify, I'm not saying "All women dates fools… 01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read... -2
#265 - I don't think its just the elements of changing a guy, its a m…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read... -2
User avatar #268 - phsionix (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh just to clarify, I'm not saying "All women dates fools", I know thats not the case. But its just something to be aware of.
#267 - emmadahl (01/26/2012) [-]
thatfeel.jpg :(
#259 - Exert yourselves. If you like a girl genuinely, tell her that,… 01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read... 0
#250 - I'm afraid to say, there is also the "I can make him a be…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read... +6
#253 - emmadahl (01/26/2012) [-]
Yeah that's true, some girls do that shit.. But I could never try to change the guy I'm in love with - I love him for who he is, not who I want to turn him into - the "I'm gonna change you" is shit, yo.
#265 - phsionix (01/26/2012) [-]
I don't think its just the elements of changing a guy, its a matter of saving him. My best friend of 3 years, lovely girl, smartest women I've ever met in terms of intellect. Common sense however? She's basically retarded. She dated a guy, who had severe depression and a veritable cocktail of other mental disorders.

She... Well. Lets just say her lack of foresight led to a series of events that threw her into a depression as well. One I spent the bulk of our friendship, until recently, helping her out of.

This isn't unique to her either - about 80% of the female friends I've known, have dated a similar (but thank god not nearly as fucked up) guy

As a footnote, I just wish I'd been in her life when she was dating the guy. It would have never gotten that far. *shakes head* Not Ashamed to admit I've cried quite a few tears over her past.
User avatar #268 - phsionix (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh just to clarify, I'm not saying "All women dates fools", I know thats not the case. But its just something to be aware of.
#267 - emmadahl (01/26/2012) [-]
thatfeel.jpg :(
#238 - I'm actually kind of lucky. I've always had tons of female fri… 01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read... +1
#95 - Wealthy people don't drink coffee. They swill brandy - if he d… 01/26/2012 on Awkward Brother Story 5 +7
#277 - So close... 01/26/2012 on How old again? +8
#11 - And then she raped you.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2012 on Fuck I'm Smooth +49
#46 - simonrivero (01/26/2012) [-]
With her 12" long dick!
#59 - thephatgamer (01/26/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#29 - brandonius (01/26/2012) [-]
#12 - pyrelord (01/26/2012) [-]
#16 - Mm, interesting thing about sense is, its not very common - ju… 01/18/2012 on To Congress, from The World. 0
#15 - Haha, you blocked me for that? Trouncing you in an argument yo… 01/18/2012 on To Congress, from The World. 0
#13 - Ah, but you see now, only you're saying it's poor, and you sir…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2012 on To Congress, from The World. 0
#15 - phsionix (01/18/2012) [-]
Haha, you blocked me for that? Trouncing you in an argument you started? I refer you back to my picture of Batman laughing.

PS: he's laughing at YOU.
User avatar #14 - kuchikirukia (01/18/2012) [-]
What fight? I inform you of common sense, and you place yourself against it?
If you wish to place yourself the fool, that is your business.
User avatar #16 - phsionix (01/18/2012) [-]
Mm, interesting thing about sense is, its not very common - just look at you ;)
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