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I'm a writer, and an artist. I love Funnyjunk, and wanted to become part of the community. Figured I'd get some laughs, and make a few friends at the same time
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|#37 - mfw she is actually 12 and not 4 [+] (1 new reply)||01/28/2012 on The fuck is this?||+50|
|#146 - Well **** . I just posted a pic of myself in that … [+] (1 new reply)||01/28/2012 on RULES.||0|
|#1762 - Me looking like a private investigator xD||01/28/2012 on FJ Is HOT||+4|
|#15 - Picture||01/27/2012 on Blargh||+3|
|#25 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||01/27/2012 on New Meme! "Slowpoke"||+9|
|#19 - To the time machine! Lets educate.||01/27/2012 on POKEMILLIONAIRE||+6|
|#135 - Rockblocked. Some will get this. (Not to be confused …||01/27/2012 on Draw it||0|
|#132 - Not ashamed to admit, I teared up when the little girl died. I…||01/27/2012 on Movies/books||+1|
|#101 - Bummer man :( I feel you. And don't you worry :D You'll get th…||01/27/2012 on horny ninjas||+1|
|#98 - Just kiss her while you do it, and kiss her romantically - tha… [+] (2 new replies)||01/27/2012 on horny ninjas||+1|
#100 - traviver (01/27/2012) [-]
1)I needed complete concentration. Multitasking is not a strong suit of mine.
2) Said girlfriend is no longer girlfriend, so I don't have to worry about such problems for a while.
I will, however, commit that to memory for eventual (hopefully >.>) use in the future. So thank you! ^.^
|#89 - Muffins... MUFFINS?! [+] (7 new replies)||01/27/2012 on Draw it||+5|
#128 - anonymous (01/27/2012) [-]
she goes crazy and has like a manic depression and a break down of insanity and her hair goes straight with her being depressed and when she isn't depressed (which is most of the time) it is normal and puffy. That's from a season 1 episode wear she snapped and talked to bags of flour or something.
|#88 - Hah, the first girl I ever loved, had 4 boyfriends before me -… [+] (2 new replies)||01/27/2012 on Draw it||+1|
#130 - anonymous (01/27/2012) [-]
#105 - anonymous (01/27/2012) [-]
I would fear for your sexuality of things go wrong.
|#98 - Now just checking here, as you seem "lovely" but exa…||01/27/2012 on Right for you||+2|
|#22 - That **** is actually quite surprising, at least …||01/26/2012 on First time||+9|
|#268 - Oh just to clarify, I'm not saying "All women dates fools…||01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read...||-2|
|#265 - I don't think its just the elements of changing a guy, its a m… [+] (2 new replies)||01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read...||-2|
|#259 - Exert yourselves. If you like a girl genuinely, tell her that,…||01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read...||0|
|#250 - I'm afraid to say, there is also the "I can make him a be… [+] (4 new replies)||01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read...||+6|
#265 - phsionix (01/26/2012) [-]
She... Well. Lets just say her lack of foresight led to a series of events that threw her into a depression as well. One I spent the bulk of our friendship, until recently, helping her out of.
This isn't unique to her either - about 80% of the female friends I've known, have dated a similar (but thank god not nearly as fucked up) guy
As a footnote, I just wish I'd been in her life when she was dating the guy. It would have never gotten that far. *shakes head* Not Ashamed to admit I've cried quite a few tears over her past.
|#238 - I'm actually kind of lucky. I've always had tons of female fri…||01/26/2012 on No more nice guys, (read...||+1|
|#95 - Wealthy people don't drink coffee. They swill brandy - if he d…||01/26/2012 on Awkward Brother Story 5||+7|
|#277 - So close...||01/26/2012 on How old again?||+8|
|#11 - And then she raped you. [+] (4 new replies)||01/26/2012 on Fuck I'm Smooth||+49|
|#16 - Mm, interesting thing about sense is, its not very common - ju…||01/18/2012 on To Congress, from The World.||0|
|#15 - Haha, you blocked me for that? Trouncing you in an argument yo…||01/18/2012 on To Congress, from The World.||0|
|#13 - Ah, but you see now, only you're saying it's poor, and you sir… [+] (3 new replies)||01/18/2012 on To Congress, from The World.||0|