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#249 - But it also makes no sense to deny how violence created the wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on First time 0
User avatar #255 - randomserb (08/29/2012) [-]
But I'm not denying that.
You're making it sound like everyone should beat everyone up and the world would be a better place because of it.
#230 - Society can only be created through violence. To reject violen…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2012 on First time +1
User avatar #247 - randomserb (08/29/2012) [-]
When an individual rejects violence, it doesn't mean he is rejecting reality.
It simply means he is trying to create a more liveable environment for his peers. Imagine if we were to beat up everyone with whom we even slightly quarreled. It doesn't make sense to cause damage over nothing.
User avatar #249 - phonerstonerboner (08/29/2012) [-]
But it also makes no sense to deny how violence created the world around you, good and bad. If we were to stop violence in the world the world would fall into chaos if you think about it.
User avatar #255 - randomserb (08/29/2012) [-]
But I'm not denying that.
You're making it sound like everyone should beat everyone up and the world would be a better place because of it.
#185 - Just Cause 2 08/29/2012 on Fuck the System +3
#66 - Picture 08/29/2012 on Me during a test +3
#1028 - No problemo. 08/29/2012 on What Do You Do? 0
#182 - IT ALL MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Fuck the System +37
#184 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/29/2012) [-]
Game Source.
User avatar #185 - phonerstonerboner (08/29/2012) [-]
Just Cause 2
#180 - Let us create an alliance to combat this illiterate enemy.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Fuck the System +2
#190 - thatannoyinbastrd (08/29/2012) [-]
Attack, Comrade!
#100 - Picture 08/29/2012 on Hitler +1
#1006 - Eagleheart.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on What Do You Do? 0
#1011 - inkythesquid (08/29/2012) [-]
thank you sir
#1028 - phonerstonerboner (08/29/2012) [-]
No problemo.
#999 - After I get over the shock of actually having a gf....  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2012 on What Do You Do? +12
User avatar #1004 - inkythesquid (08/29/2012) [-]
where's this from?
User avatar #1006 - phonerstonerboner (08/29/2012) [-]
Eagleheart.
#1011 - inkythesquid (08/29/2012) [-]
thank you sir
#1028 - phonerstonerboner (08/29/2012) [-]
No problemo.
#636 - I... I got a tear from that. I retract my earlier statement. 08/23/2012 on Innovation +1
#500 - Picture 08/22/2012 on Childhood (Description) +5
#291 - Actually no, It's not that it's moving faster than the speed o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2012 on Innovation 0
User avatar #299 - Jewssassin (08/22/2012) [-]
But we are humans, we are crazy mother fuckers. All of us. We are the top of the food chain and Gods of our domain. The Russians have used Jets to control the weather of Moscow. We can change genetics. We can decide what our baby looks like before it comes out (if you got the cash to dosh out, of course). We can travel at over x5 the speed that our legs normally move by burning fossil fuels inside blocks of metal. And thats normal. We have invited things that see more detail then our eyes. Cameras that take pictures so fast, when watching the video it seems time as slowed down. We can watch photosynthesis happen.


Some day the Earth will be dead or dieing and we will have to leave. The God Particle is our saving grace. It will allow us to travel millions of miles to another habitable planet.



We have become Gods of the Earth and it is time, my brother, to become Gods of the universe.
User avatar #636 - phonerstonerboner (08/23/2012) [-]
I... I got a tear from that. I retract my earlier statement.
#103 - And I, a free-thinking, intelligent, atheist, confident person… 08/22/2012 on Special Olympics +4
#99 - Okay, that's where you're wrong. Retarded children are under m…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on Special Olympics +3
User avatar #103 - phonerstonerboner (08/22/2012) [-]
And I, a free-thinking, intelligent, atheist, confident person, has been bullied alot more than your average retard.
#89 - You obviously were absent during the "potato girl" e…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2012 on Special Olympics 0
User avatar #95 - amoussa (08/22/2012) [-]
yeah, everyone knows about potato girl. I can see how it was quite funny (I guiltily lulled) but at the same time really harsh. Everyone is a victim on the internet but in real life, I just didn't like the way faggy juvenile school kids would torment the one single mentally retarded kid in the class.
User avatar #99 - phonerstonerboner (08/22/2012) [-]
Okay, that's where you're wrong. Retarded children are under more protection than anyone else. Plus you have the prying of society watching you if you bully them. In twelve years of school, I never witnessed the bullying of a retard.
User avatar #103 - phonerstonerboner (08/22/2012) [-]
And I, a free-thinking, intelligent, atheist, confident person, has been bullied alot more than your average retard.
#54 - Da fuq, man? 08/22/2012 on Africa +2
#156 - FunnyJunk in a nutshell. 08/22/2012 on FJ in a nutshell +32
#153 - >But with different rightings >different rightings …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on FJ in a nutshell 0
User avatar #155 - secretswedenman (08/22/2012) [-]
WRITINGS
FUCK
I'm getting shot for this in Spelling Spetznas...
#217 - It's okay. I have done the same from time to time. 08/22/2012 on Whitest Kids U Know 0
#213 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2012 on Whitest Kids U Know 0
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#217 - phonerstonerboner (08/22/2012) [-]
It's okay. I have done the same from time to time.
#222 - Gold is an element also. Stay consistent with your own argument. 08/22/2012 on Warner Bros. Rusting In... 0
#219 - I'm not sure if you know but the WB logo is a ******* … 08/22/2012 on Warner Bros. Rusting In... +1
#95 - You deserve this for perfectly summing up funnyjunk. 08/21/2012 on Meanwhile on FJ... +2
#59 - Picture 08/20/2012 on Nightmares +3

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#55 - phonerstonerboner (11/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #50 - phonerstonerboner (08/12/2012) [-]
I CAN SWING MY TRIFO▲RCE, FORCE MY COURGE TRIFORCE
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User avatar #51 to #50 - phonerstonerboner (08/12/2012) [-]
Bitches bow before me.
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#41 - phonerstonerboner (04/27/2012) [-]
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#36 - codyklim (04/12/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day you magnificent fellow! Here is a spectacular photo in which you can do your hearts desire with.
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#28 - albertjester (04/12/2012) [-]
how goes your day, my fine nigerian?
#27 - mchoul (04/12/2012) [-]
saw this gif......reminded me of you
saw this gif......reminded me of you
User avatar #25 - steezyman (04/12/2012) [-]
Wus crackin my negga?
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #21 - SunshineCabbage (04/12/2012) [-]
You alright ****** ?
User avatar #20 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
what up mah ***** ?
#23 to #21 - phonerstonerboner (04/12/2012) [-]
nuthin much niqqa. just b eatin KFC an drinkin purple drank.
User avatar #26 to #24 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
thats some pretty ******* **** you got goin there you skeleton wrapped in electrical tape
#29 to #27 - phonerstonerboner (04/12/2012) [-]
No! I be musclar! Believe me, masta!

I hope i am taking this well.
#30 to #31 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
YOU HAVE TO BULK UP YOU BACK WOODS BRUSH APE! OR I'M GOING TO HANG YOU FROM MY LOUISIANA WIND CHIMES!
#32 to #33 - phonerstonerboner (04/12/2012) [-]
I'm a very intelligent white man hoping to become a theoretical physicist but the funny thing is, I'm from Louisiana. lolz
User avatar #33 to #35 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
very nice sir, you deserve an internet
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