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#364 - >"Does not include physical accidents." …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on Bad luck +1
#410 - drillur (10/27/2012) [-]
Thanks, man. I pull off a brilliant every now and then.
#69 - Whoever gave Keira Knightley cleavage in the movie is by far t… 10/27/2012 on Chances 0
#60 - Picture 10/26/2012 on Good without god 0
#24 - While it isn't that funny, it reminded me of the internet when… 10/26/2012 on the night out 0
#30 - Damn Tyrone! Hold your booze! 10/26/2012 on lolwut? +1
#122 - Oh yeah! I posted that scene where bieber got shot and Three g… 10/26/2012 on Sick +2
#119 - Oh...stupid ****** . Thanks for answering though.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Sick 0
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#122 - phonerstonerboner (10/26/2012) [-]
Oh yeah! I posted that scene where bieber got shot and Three girls tagged their Biber army and they mounted a counteroffensive. Good thing they were fat so I could escape...

<--MFW
#117 - Nobody knows who Freddie Murcury is. He's j…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Sick +2
#137 - Nanner (10/31/2012) [-]
Don't kid yourselves people. Like every site there's a general majority of people that all like the same thing. Funnyjunk is being nonmainstream.
#138 - Nanner (10/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #139 - phonerstonerboner (10/31/2012) [-]
I mean, Freddie Mercury is one of the most famous musicians ever. He doesn't fit my personal taste but he's talented. It's not non-mainstream if the musician is known worldwide.
#116 - When he gets shot mid-speech, only then will I give him "…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Sick 0
User avatar #136 - eraq (10/26/2012) [-]
to each his own I guess..
#115 - WHAT DID THEY SAY?!?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Sick +8
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User avatar #119 - phonerstonerboner (10/26/2012) [-]
Oh...stupid faggot.

Thanks for answering though.
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#122 - phonerstonerboner (10/26/2012) [-]
Oh yeah! I posted that scene where bieber got shot and Three girls tagged their Biber army and they mounted a counteroffensive. Good thing they were fat so I could escape...

<--MFW
#73 - Actually, I have a cat that fits the dog bargraph. Yeah, she's…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on the science of dogs +5
#91 - cmurphyjrjrjr (10/26/2012) [-]
i don't know what the fuck i'm looking at

but i know it's awesome
#43 - WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?! 10/26/2012 on Witt Womney! 0
#304 - ***** JUST STOLE MY PURPLE DRANK! 10/26/2012 on Nightmares Fear Factory +54
#108 - A masturbation joke doesn't involve Romney. Unless, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Masturbation Jar +4
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#106 - I'm printing it off, framing it, and selling it to some rich h… 10/26/2012 on As a stereotypical art... +3
#103 - Oh look! Some little kid is trying to look knowledgeable by te…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Masturbation Jar -7
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User avatar #108 - phonerstonerboner (10/26/2012) [-]
A masturbation joke doesn't involve Romney.

Unless, of course, you're into that kinky shit...
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#46 - My father, when it's only us two because he knows my mother w… 10/25/2012 on My Father's Take on YOLO +1
#93 - Picture 10/25/2012 on Too Self Conscious +17
#304 - You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I… 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#54 - Comment deleted 10/25/2012 on not a burn +1
#302 - Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very rever…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.
#300 - Then you are more Deist. Many modern "not-so-faithful&quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#301 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Please don't tell me what I am or what I believe. I know what I am and what I believe.

I don't tell you what you believe, don't tell me what I believe.
User avatar #302 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very reverent.

I will tell you what you are because the more you hear it the more it sinks in. The more you research. And that will open a new view of the world to you. But please, keep using your story book as a filter.

I know I sound stereotypical and asshole-ish. I've had a bad day. You are just in the wrong spot at the right time.
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.
#530 - Seems legit. 10/25/2012 on some people are just too dumb +7
#298 - That's the point. True believers ARE slaves. They are mental s…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#299 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
If you choose to believe in something, you're not a slave to it.

See, I believe in God. I can also decide to stop believing in God. Precisely how am I slave to that?
User avatar #300 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Then you are more Deist. Many modern "not-so-faithful" Christians, Muslims, and Jews are essentially Deists.
#301 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Please don't tell me what I am or what I believe. I know what I am and what I believe.

I don't tell you what you believe, don't tell me what I believe.
User avatar #302 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very reverent.

I will tell you what you are because the more you hear it the more it sinks in. The more you research. And that will open a new view of the world to you. But please, keep using your story book as a filter.

I know I sound stereotypical and asshole-ish. I've had a bad day. You are just in the wrong spot at the right time.
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.
#296 - Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not o…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#297 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
So you want God to make us His little finger puppets? You're advocating slavery here, buddy.

You see, if God decides to stop evil from taking place, he's going to be taking free will away from people. Wouldn't that be far more evil than whatever people could do?
User avatar #298 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
That's the point. True believers ARE slaves. They are mental slaves to a deity that has no possible way to be proven. All monotheistic religion birthed from the need to teach basic morality to humans. From that point onward they each took their own twisted, mind-controlling paths. I won't point the blame on Christianity given the fact that they are relatively newer compared to Islam and Judaism but they embody the same censored, brain-washed slaves that accompany every other Xian religion.
#299 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
If you choose to believe in something, you're not a slave to it.

See, I believe in God. I can also decide to stop believing in God. Precisely how am I slave to that?
User avatar #300 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Then you are more Deist. Many modern "not-so-faithful" Christians, Muslims, and Jews are essentially Deists.
#301 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Please don't tell me what I am or what I believe. I know what I am and what I believe.

I don't tell you what you believe, don't tell me what I believe.
User avatar #302 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very reverent.

I will tell you what you are because the more you hear it the more it sinks in. The more you research. And that will open a new view of the world to you. But please, keep using your story book as a filter.

I know I sound stereotypical and asshole-ish. I've had a bad day. You are just in the wrong spot at the right time.
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.

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#55 - phonerstonerboner (11/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #50 - phonerstonerboner (08/12/2012) [-]
Bitches bow before me.
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#41 - phonerstonerboner (04/27/2012) [-]
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#36 - codyklim (04/12/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day you magnificent fellow! Here is a spectacular photo in which you can do your hearts desire with.
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#28 - albertjester (04/12/2012) [-]
how goes your day, my fine nigerian?
#27 - mchoul (04/12/2012) [-]
saw this gif......reminded me of you
saw this gif......reminded me of you
User avatar #25 - steezyman (04/12/2012) [-]
Wus crackin my negga?
#24 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #21 - SunshineCabbage ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
You alright ****** ?
User avatar #20 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
what up mah ***** ?
#23 to #21 - phonerstonerboner (04/12/2012) [-]
nuthin much niqqa. just b eatin KFC an drinkin purple drank.
User avatar #26 to #24 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
thats some pretty ******* **** you got goin there you skeleton wrapped in electrical tape
#29 to #27 - phonerstonerboner (04/12/2012) [-]
No! I be musclar! Believe me, masta!

I hope i am taking this well.
#30 to #31 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
YOU HAVE TO BULK UP YOU BACK WOODS BRUSH APE! OR I'M GOING TO HANG YOU FROM MY LOUISIANA WIND CHIMES!
#32 to #33 - phonerstonerboner (04/12/2012) [-]
I'm a very intelligent white man hoping to become a theoretical physicist but the funny thing is, I'm from Louisiana. lolz
User avatar #33 to #35 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
very nice sir, you deserve an internet
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