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#43 - WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?! 10/26/2012 on Witt Womney! 0
#304 - NIGGA JUST STOLE MY PURPLE DRANK! 10/26/2012 on Nightmares Fear Factory +54
#108 - A masturbation joke doesn't involve Romney. Unless, …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Masturbation Jar +4
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#106 - I'm printing it off, framing it, and selling it to some rich h… 10/26/2012 on As a stereotypical art... +3
#103 - Oh look! Some little kid is trying to look knowledgeable by te…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Masturbation Jar -7
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User avatar #108 - phonerstonerboner (10/26/2012) [-]
A masturbation joke doesn't involve Romney.

Unless, of course, you're into that kinky shit...
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#46 - My father, when it's only us two because he knows my mother w… 10/25/2012 on My Father's Take on YOLO +1
#93 - Picture 10/25/2012 on Too Self Conscious +17
#304 - You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I… 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#54 - Comment deleted 10/25/2012 on not a burn +1
#302 - Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very rever…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.
#300 - Then you are more Deist. Many modern "not-so-faithful&quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#301 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Please don't tell me what I am or what I believe. I know what I am and what I believe.

I don't tell you what you believe, don't tell me what I believe.
User avatar #302 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very reverent.

I will tell you what you are because the more you hear it the more it sinks in. The more you research. And that will open a new view of the world to you. But please, keep using your story book as a filter.

I know I sound stereotypical and asshole-ish. I've had a bad day. You are just in the wrong spot at the right time.
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.
#530 - Seems legit. 10/25/2012 on some people are just too dumb +7
#298 - That's the point. True believers ARE slaves. They are mental s…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#299 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
If you choose to believe in something, you're not a slave to it.

See, I believe in God. I can also decide to stop believing in God. Precisely how am I slave to that?
User avatar #300 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Then you are more Deist. Many modern "not-so-faithful" Christians, Muslims, and Jews are essentially Deists.
#301 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Please don't tell me what I am or what I believe. I know what I am and what I believe.

I don't tell you what you believe, don't tell me what I believe.
User avatar #302 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very reverent.

I will tell you what you are because the more you hear it the more it sinks in. The more you research. And that will open a new view of the world to you. But please, keep using your story book as a filter.

I know I sound stereotypical and asshole-ish. I've had a bad day. You are just in the wrong spot at the right time.
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.
#296 - Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not o…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#297 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
So you want God to make us His little finger puppets? You're advocating slavery here, buddy.

You see, if God decides to stop evil from taking place, he's going to be taking free will away from people. Wouldn't that be far more evil than whatever people could do?
User avatar #298 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
That's the point. True believers ARE slaves. They are mental slaves to a deity that has no possible way to be proven. All monotheistic religion birthed from the need to teach basic morality to humans. From that point onward they each took their own twisted, mind-controlling paths. I won't point the blame on Christianity given the fact that they are relatively newer compared to Islam and Judaism but they embody the same censored, brain-washed slaves that accompany every other Xian religion.
#299 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
If you choose to believe in something, you're not a slave to it.

See, I believe in God. I can also decide to stop believing in God. Precisely how am I slave to that?
User avatar #300 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Then you are more Deist. Many modern "not-so-faithful" Christians, Muslims, and Jews are essentially Deists.
#301 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Please don't tell me what I am or what I believe. I know what I am and what I believe.

I don't tell you what you believe, don't tell me what I believe.
User avatar #302 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very reverent.

I will tell you what you are because the more you hear it the more it sinks in. The more you research. And that will open a new view of the world to you. But please, keep using your story book as a filter.

I know I sound stereotypical and asshole-ish. I've had a bad day. You are just in the wrong spot at the right time.
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.
#276 - It seems you have us confused with Facebook or Youtube. Please… 10/25/2012 on Slenderman +5
#179 - I like totes made $93h, you faggot n00b. 10/25/2012 on /b/ strikes again +2
#294 - So what you're saying is that "god" knew what eterna…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#295 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Maybe He also knew that without evil there can be no good. In order to do good, you must also have the opportunity to do evil.

Maybe God wanted people to choose if they want to be good or evil.
User avatar #296 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

-Epicurus
#297 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
So you want God to make us His little finger puppets? You're advocating slavery here, buddy.

You see, if God decides to stop evil from taking place, he's going to be taking free will away from people. Wouldn't that be far more evil than whatever people could do?
User avatar #298 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
That's the point. True believers ARE slaves. They are mental slaves to a deity that has no possible way to be proven. All monotheistic religion birthed from the need to teach basic morality to humans. From that point onward they each took their own twisted, mind-controlling paths. I won't point the blame on Christianity given the fact that they are relatively newer compared to Islam and Judaism but they embody the same censored, brain-washed slaves that accompany every other Xian religion.
#299 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
If you choose to believe in something, you're not a slave to it.

See, I believe in God. I can also decide to stop believing in God. Precisely how am I slave to that?
User avatar #300 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Then you are more Deist. Many modern "not-so-faithful" Christians, Muslims, and Jews are essentially Deists.
#301 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Please don't tell me what I am or what I believe. I know what I am and what I believe.

I don't tell you what you believe, don't tell me what I believe.
User avatar #302 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very reverent.

I will tell you what you are because the more you hear it the more it sinks in. The more you research. And that will open a new view of the world to you. But please, keep using your story book as a filter.

I know I sound stereotypical and asshole-ish. I've had a bad day. You are just in the wrong spot at the right time.
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.
#171 - You must be an idiot then...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2012 on Bible -2
User avatar #172 - jokeface (10/25/2012) [-]
I could say the same of you. But I don't because there would be no point. So why do you bother trying to insult me?
#158 - Actually Satan gave humans reason and free will.  [+] (12 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible 0
#198 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
No, God did. Satan shows up after God has created humans and tempts them to eat of the forbidden fruit. If they didn't have free will, they couldn't have been tempted. They simply wouldn't have partaken of the fruit because(and this is the important bit) it's forbidden.
User avatar #294 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
So what you're saying is that "god" knew what eternal sin free will would create yet he still gave free will to humans? Hmmm...sounds malevolent.
#295 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Maybe He also knew that without evil there can be no good. In order to do good, you must also have the opportunity to do evil.

Maybe God wanted people to choose if they want to be good or evil.
User avatar #296 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

-Epicurus
#297 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
So you want God to make us His little finger puppets? You're advocating slavery here, buddy.

You see, if God decides to stop evil from taking place, he's going to be taking free will away from people. Wouldn't that be far more evil than whatever people could do?
User avatar #298 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
That's the point. True believers ARE slaves. They are mental slaves to a deity that has no possible way to be proven. All monotheistic religion birthed from the need to teach basic morality to humans. From that point onward they each took their own twisted, mind-controlling paths. I won't point the blame on Christianity given the fact that they are relatively newer compared to Islam and Judaism but they embody the same censored, brain-washed slaves that accompany every other Xian religion.
#299 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
If you choose to believe in something, you're not a slave to it.

See, I believe in God. I can also decide to stop believing in God. Precisely how am I slave to that?
User avatar #300 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Then you are more Deist. Many modern "not-so-faithful" Christians, Muslims, and Jews are essentially Deists.
#301 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
Please don't tell me what I am or what I believe. I know what I am and what I believe.

I don't tell you what you believe, don't tell me what I believe.
User avatar #302 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
Right right. Excuse me for explaining why you arn't very reverent.

I will tell you what you are because the more you hear it the more it sinks in. The more you research. And that will open a new view of the world to you. But please, keep using your story book as a filter.

I know I sound stereotypical and asshole-ish. I've had a bad day. You are just in the wrong spot at the right time.
#303 - daddycool (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you've had a bad day. Perhaps this little exchange has provided you with some catharsis to make you feel better.

Have a good day, sir.
#304 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You too. You deserve some reward for not snapping into "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I WILL PRAY FOR YOU!!!" mode.

Have a funny picture.
#157 - Many take the talking snake to serious but what I always quest…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Bible -1
User avatar #167 - jokeface (10/25/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #171 - phonerstonerboner (10/25/2012) [-]
You must be an idiot then...
User avatar #172 - jokeface (10/25/2012) [-]
I could say the same of you. But I don't because there would be no point. So why do you bother trying to insult me?
#85 - Is it just me or does all of her friends have moles? 10/24/2012 on epic cover photo 0
#641 - Picture 10/18/2012 on Someone Give This Guy A Medal! -3
#640 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2012 on Someone Give This Guy A Medal! -6
User avatar #647 - anondudez (10/18/2012) [-]
So you're calling him a twat for resposting your resposted repost?

lol
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#84 - I'm glad you learned how to use the different funnyjunk text tools.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2012 on Most People On Funnyjunk +7
#85 - rambearclaw (10/18/2012) [-]
I was just staring at the picture and not reading the words and thats how it sounded in my head. sorry if it offended you
#68 - Actually his plan is to make lower income people completely de… 10/18/2012 on Sounds about right 0

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#55 - phonerstonerboner (11/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #50 - phonerstonerboner (08/12/2012) [-]
Bitches bow before me.
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#41 - phonerstonerboner (04/27/2012) [-]
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#36 - codyklim (04/12/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day you magnificent fellow! Here is a spectacular photo in which you can do your hearts desire with.
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#28 - albertjester (04/12/2012) [-]
how goes your day, my fine nigerian?
#27 - mchoul (04/12/2012) [-]
saw this gif......reminded me of you
saw this gif......reminded me of you
User avatar #25 - steezyman (04/12/2012) [-]
Wus crackin my negga?
#24 - anonymous (04/12/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #21 - SunshineCabbage (04/12/2012) [-]
You alright nigger?
User avatar #20 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
what up mah nigga?
#23 to #21 - phonerstonerboner (04/12/2012) [-]
nuthin much niqqa. just b eatin KFC an drinkin purple drank.
User avatar #26 to #24 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
thats some pretty niggery shit you got goin there you skeleton wrapped in electrical tape
#29 to #27 - phonerstonerboner (04/12/2012) [-]
No! I be musclar! Believe me, masta!

I hope i am taking this well.
#30 to #31 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
YOU HAVE TO BULK UP YOU BACK WOODS BRUSH APE! OR I'M GOING TO HANG YOU FROM MY LOUISIANA WIND CHIMES!
#32 to #33 - phonerstonerboner (04/12/2012) [-]
I'm a very intelligent white man hoping to become a theoretical physicist but the funny thing is, I'm from Louisiana. lolz
User avatar #33 to #35 - abusedtampon (04/12/2012) [-]
very nice sir, you deserve an internet
User avatar #19 - elgnomo (04/12/2012) [-]
nigger
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