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Date Signed Up:1/27/2013
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#24 - Told you, already got a date set. I'm just making plans  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #33 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
Exactly, you have a date set. Because you do not want to kill yourself, it is just attention seeking. Or you WOULD JUST DO IT. Thats how it works. People don't say "Yeah, he was always talking about killing himself, made a plan, and then ended his own life." They say 'He seemed so happy, there was no warning, what a horrible thing to happen."
#40 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
On a side note, still not seeing any actual methods, which was kind of the whole point of this to begin with
User avatar #41 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
You mean Google? Which you would have done were you serious?
#45 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Already did. google just identifies which methods don't work well, then mentions the standard "blow your brains out" bit. not to mention a wikipedia page that does the same, but mostly just talks statistics, then goes into volcanoes. now if that were an option for me, I wouldn't even be here
#36 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
The date is set because after that, I'm homeless.
#22 - Can't hold a job for more than half a year, going to probably … 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#18 - now, yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#21 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you are doing a hell of a lot better then most. Like I said, somebody out there cares about you. Suicide is for cowards, there is no dignified way to do it.
#15 - 24 yesterday  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#16 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
You living on your own?
#22 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Can't hold a job for more than half a year, going to probably end up homeless by the end of the month, endless depression for nearly 15 years straight, and nothing to look forward to anymore. It all ends up repeating itself over and over, and I can't deal with it anymore
#18 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
now, yeah
#21 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you are doing a hell of a lot better then most. Like I said, somebody out there cares about you. Suicide is for cowards, there is no dignified way to do it.
#13 - My "family" is part of the problem  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#14 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
How old are you?
#15 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
24 yesterday
#16 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
You living on your own?
#22 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Can't hold a job for more than half a year, going to probably end up homeless by the end of the month, endless depression for nearly 15 years straight, and nothing to look forward to anymore. It all ends up repeating itself over and over, and I can't deal with it anymore
#18 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
now, yeah
#21 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you are doing a hell of a lot better then most. Like I said, somebody out there cares about you. Suicide is for cowards, there is no dignified way to do it.
#10 - You don't get it. Funnyjunk doesn't give enough of a *…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #19 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
We don't give a fuck, that you are correct on. But the act of threatening in and of itself proves one does not want to commit suicide, they are either asking for attention or help. Judging by the fact you ARE talking about it at all rather than killing yourself in any of the thousand ways anyone could do so at any time, you are not going to kill yourself. And even if you did, I am pro-choice. I believe you, as an adult, have the right o kill yourself in any manner you see fit as long as you do not harm another person in the process.
#24 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Told you, already got a date set. I'm just making plans
User avatar #33 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
Exactly, you have a date set. Because you do not want to kill yourself, it is just attention seeking. Or you WOULD JUST DO IT. Thats how it works. People don't say "Yeah, he was always talking about killing himself, made a plan, and then ended his own life." They say 'He seemed so happy, there was no warning, what a horrible thing to happen."
#40 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
On a side note, still not seeing any actual methods, which was kind of the whole point of this to begin with
User avatar #41 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
You mean Google? Which you would have done were you serious?
#45 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Already did. google just identifies which methods don't work well, then mentions the standard "blow your brains out" bit. not to mention a wikipedia page that does the same, but mostly just talks statistics, then goes into volcanoes. now if that were an option for me, I wouldn't even be here
#36 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
The date is set because after that, I'm homeless.
#8 - People don't give too ***** .  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#11 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
You are wrong. Man up, live your life and make something of it. If not for your sake,, for your family's
#13 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
My "family" is part of the problem
#14 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
How old are you?
#15 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
24 yesterday
#16 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
You living on your own?
#22 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Can't hold a job for more than half a year, going to probably end up homeless by the end of the month, endless depression for nearly 15 years straight, and nothing to look forward to anymore. It all ends up repeating itself over and over, and I can't deal with it anymore
#18 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
now, yeah
#21 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you are doing a hell of a lot better then most. Like I said, somebody out there cares about you. Suicide is for cowards, there is no dignified way to do it.
#6 - Don't you think I've tried? 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#3 - Too broke to afford a gun. No job, hence just another pebble …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #20 - papaar (07/28/2014) [-]
and im not joking about masons
User avatar #7 - papaar (07/28/2014) [-]
join a fraternal group, great way to make friends/contacts. i suggest Masons
#54 - If the rebels don't have the tools to shoot down high altitude…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on NOT AGAIN 0
User avatar #55 - dominatorxxx (07/28/2014) [-]
That country is Russia and as for the wepons they have they are short range aa not surface to air like would have been needed that's like calling a stinger a Sam site and BTW the majority of air craft they have shot down are helos attacking them
#12 - Austrialia calling florida freakyland 07/27/2014 on 'Murica 0
#19 - There's literally no evidence pointing to the Ukranian militar…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2014 on NOT AGAIN +13
User avatar #34 - dominatorxxx (07/27/2014) [-]
How about the fact that the Ukrainian military even said themselves that the rebels have neither the equipment or the training to utilize the missile system used to shoot down that airliner, and even reports from Indian airlines pilots saying that there were Ukrainian military jets in the area before it got shot down would you like more info since you apparently just listen to the mainstream news?
#54 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
If the rebels don't have the tools to shoot down high altitude aircraft, the Ukranian air force wouldn't have downed aircraft. Besides, the rebels are backed by other countries with the capability to down a commercial aircraft
User avatar #55 - dominatorxxx (07/28/2014) [-]
That country is Russia and as for the wepons they have they are short range aa not surface to air like would have been needed that's like calling a stinger a Sam site and BTW the majority of air craft they have shot down are helos attacking them
#41 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
The rebels shouldn't have had the training or equipment, but they did because of Russian aid. Do you really think these separatists just happened upon a massive arsenal of weapons? They were provided to them
User avatar #50 - dominatorxxx (07/27/2014) [-]
You really are an idiot the Russians didn't have a reason to give them a system that capable because if Russia thought it was that necessary they would have done it themselves especially since the Ukraine military shelled Russia twice before the jet got shot down and here is a great question first with a system like that you can't mistake a jet for another and why would the rebels shoot a jet that is coming from Ukraine's mainland because they were well over rebel controlled area so how could they think it was a supply aircraft when with its position and direction after leaving rebel area they would be in Russia who is backing the rebels
#2 - Comment deleted 07/27/2014 on Faggotry 0
#3 - ******* epic movie 07/26/2014 on batman +1
#2 - Batman: Mask of the Phantasm 07/26/2014 on batman +24
#3 - Also, Mallrats predicted this would happen 07/26/2014 on ben affleck 0
#2 - People hate on Affleck, saying he's a **** actor.… 07/26/2014 on ben affleck +2
#4 - Seriously? I shouldn't have to switch to a different game mod…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on KSP update 0
#5 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
The old career mode is just called science now.
You wanna keep going on your old save? Just play the unupdated version or copy the save over.
#2 - Steal the entire US Pacific Fleet Steal 2 atomic shell fir… 07/26/2014 on - 0
#21 - Yeah, probably 07/26/2014 on Atlantis: The Lost Empire 0
#76 - **phoenixactual rolled image ** 07/26/2014 on Bets on +2
#37 - If the bible is so right, where the **** did all …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Description +1
User avatar #53 - stilch (07/24/2014) [-]
First, like 13 zookeepers? A boat that small for so many creatures? Where did they get the food? Clean water? That many animals had to have made a huge shit pile. What did they do with it? How did they keep the animals from eating each other? (Remember, there were fucking dinosaurs, because apparently they lived same time as us). When you finally did get off the hell hole of a boat, all these animals *sent forth to multiply*, did so in anywhere from 5000 - 4000 years? Maybe. That is the only maybe. How did kangaroos get to Australia, or the other such islands? There would be proof of a land bridge, or at least some skeletons along the way. Is fhere any proof of a huge flood in our past? Yes! In North America after the last ice age, during the meltdown a lot of ice turned into water, making a flood. "If there were no floods, then why are there fish skeletons and seashells on top of mountains?" Because mountains grow dumbass, around 2 inches a year. "Have you ever seen a mountain grow??" Well, since I am 19... And they usually grow about 2 inches a year... I'd say yes, and I have probably seen about 38 inch growth, or just over three feet. Noah's ark is a gold mine, ladies and gentlemen, a gold mine for victors in debates and arguments. There is not only no scientific proof for Noah's ark, but there is also undeniable evidence against it. Educate yourselves on the religion you dint believe in, because by declaring yourself an athiest, you automatically declare yourself their enemy. And if that's the case, why sit back and shoot down any argue meant they make against science, when you can strike at their core, shred the bible in front of the (figuratively) and watch them crumble. Or, you know, they could pull the classic get out of jail free card " you haven't seen what I've seen", "you just don't believe" or my personal favorite "if you believe, all your questions will be answered." Good night.
#67 - ******* right I would 07/21/2014 on would you go gay for me in... +1
#232 - **phoenixactual rolls 95,127** the magnificent ass reamer 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#165 - Penetrated by life... sounds about right 07/21/2014 on Annoyed by my family 0
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#14 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2014) [-]
You are not really considering suicide, are you?
User avatar #13 - redwrench ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Queen-Don't Try Suicide
User avatar #12 - psychadelicace (06/25/2014) [-]
soooooooo...what did you post that got you banned?
User avatar #11 - bruinslover (06/24/2014) [-]
never knew you like to post shemales....subscribing.
User avatar #7 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't do it tho. Don't kill yourself. Don't even think about it.
#8 to #7 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
No plans to
User avatar #9 to #8 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, good to hear.
User avatar #6 - funnymidget (02/08/2014) [-]
:Hey, I seen you havin a Bad day. Don't be feeling down fr losin your job man. It's all gon' be good. Currently, I'm going through something that I have no Idea how to handle. I'm not able to see me son, and I've bee going thru so much stress with the drama. But lets not make this about me. You have a probably beautiful girlfriend, who loves you more than anything, and though you may have autsim, you strike me as a good guy. Trust me, suicide isn't worth it. It's just a Permant Solution to a temporary problem. I had a friend about 3 years ago kill himself because people bullied him for the way her looked. He was one of my only friends, and I was just devastated. Trust me, you taking your own life will hurt more people than it will help. For the sake of those who love you, and for your own sake, please, Just keep your mindset on the positive things in life. Though there may not be many, just focus on the few that are. It'll all be worth it in theend when you have a gril at your right, a child on yourleft, and you can call yourself a family.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (11/28/2013) [-]
butts
#1 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Hows the transition going?
#2 to #1 - phoenixactual (07/16/2013) [-]
it's going fairly well, 6 months in, somewhat surprising changes for this short of time
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