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#461 - Didn't forget, but regretting not taking the chance earlier 08/04/2014 on I Forgot 0
#86 - Was talking august  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #87 - collegedood (08/01/2014) [-]
Ok, I will touch base 31 days if I remember in time
#45 - The movie is a vietnam parody  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Dudeception 0
User avatar #46 - ehzio (07/30/2014) [-]
Well I'll give you that one except that was in the first introduction of the movie in which he did not play a farmer
#42 - The movie was set in Vietnam 07/30/2014 on Dudeception 0
#41 - But the movie was set in Vietnam, you stupid twit  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Dudeception 0
User avatar #44 - ehzio (07/30/2014) [-]
plus RDJ was speaking in Cantonese which is chinese
User avatar #43 - ehzio (07/30/2014) [-]
The movie was set in the Golden Triangle of Southeast Asia which consist of the borders of Thailand, Laos and Myanmar. check yourself before you destroy your hymen
#45 - phoenixactual (07/30/2014) [-]
The movie is a vietnam parody
User avatar #46 - ehzio (07/30/2014) [-]
Well I'll give you that one except that was in the first introduction of the movie in which he did not play a farmer
#83 - Someone already suggested it, and I'm giving it serious though… 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#70 - Yeah, I'm also considered a combat vet with PTSD. So there's that  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #71 - PVTDickStryker (07/28/2014) [-]
You're still barely past one fourth of your life-span. And there are plenty of people that have seen shit much worse than you probably have that are doing their damned best. to live their life. All you'd do is lower the standards.
#51 - Honestly, eternal black sounds better than a life of repeating failure  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#67 - rawryrawr (07/28/2014) [-]
suicide is a cowards way out if you kill your self you will have no dignity here hope this also makes you feel better
User avatar #52 - harrynaught (07/28/2014) [-]
My comment deleted itself wtf
User avatar #53 - harrynaught (07/28/2014) [-]
But seriously dude, if you really are going to do it. Before you do, blow all of your money on scratch cards
User avatar #57 - xelagnik (07/28/2014) [-]
Now, that's some motherfuckin advice right there.
User avatar #58 - harrynaught (07/28/2014) [-]
Is my comment still there? It says it's deleted for me
User avatar #60 - xelagnik (07/28/2014) [-]
I see your comment just fine at this very moment.
User avatar #61 - harrynaught (07/28/2014) [-]
Hmm...it says I deleted it..(I didn't)
User avatar #62 - xelagnik (07/28/2014) [-]
All you can really do is try to bring it to the attnetion of admin's minions or big brother admin. I greatly recommend that you do just that, its our job as members of this community to do what we can to make it better. This is one of those things which could only make FJ objectively better.
#47 - huh, interestin g to know about vermont 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#45 - Already did. google just identifies which methods don't work … 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#42 - Sounds like it could actually be relatively simple  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #46 - adplum (07/28/2014) [-]
also if you go to Oregon, Montana, Washington, or Vermont assisted suicide is legal as long as youre over 18, so thats always an option
#47 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
huh, interestin g to know about vermont
User avatar #44 - adplum (07/28/2014) [-]
yeah, from what ive heard a lot of states that legalize assisted suicide use or are talking about using this method.
#40 - On a side note, still not seeing any actual methods, which was…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #41 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
You mean Google? Which you would have done were you serious?
#45 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Already did. google just identifies which methods don't work well, then mentions the standard "blow your brains out" bit. not to mention a wikipedia page that does the same, but mostly just talks statistics, then goes into volcanoes. now if that were an option for me, I wouldn't even be here
#36 - The date is set because after that, I'm homeless. 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#35 - Oh yeah, and I'm autistic, so emotional baggage kind of sticks… 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#34 - I don't even know why I'm answering, but f, 6', 230 no…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #48 - collegedood (07/28/2014) [-]
Ok, I was making the assumption you were male before so I am glad I asked.

First off I agree with charagrin on the pro choice thing. If your life is as bad as you feel it is then do what your heart desires. Don't look for the most painless way either because you have to feel what you are doing in case you want to back out at the last minute.

If you are completely for this without a single doubt in your mind then don't fail because then everyone starts looking at you weird and it goes on your medical record.

Now if you decide to not do it then I would suggest start working out, like walking or biking or swimming or something just to get the blood flowing. This will make you lose weight and gain muscle which will in turn give you more self confidence. Instead of moping in your room in the dark find a hobby. I am a computer programmer and so if I have 3 hours of free time I use it to work and expand my knowledge, another one of my friends loves to sew and makes really cool original clothing for herself. Don't get an entry level job because you will get stepped on and you will not get out of the rut you are in. Finally you need to be more selfish and self sufficient because if more than a few people saw you are needy then you are relying on them to make you happy when you need to be happy with yourself.

But again I'm pro choice, so preform seppuku if your heart so desires.
#28 - Pretty cnfident of it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #29 - jonnyfrosty (07/28/2014) [-]
Look, i really dont know. You can be confident, but what if the next time it gets better, it will stay that way?
#26 - Funny, their tip 3 is exactly what I've already got going. An…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #27 - jonnyfrosty (07/28/2014) [-]
You cant be sure that it will go on that way, but im no expert
#28 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Pretty cnfident of it
User avatar #29 - jonnyfrosty (07/28/2014) [-]
Look, i really dont know. You can be confident, but what if the next time it gets better, it will stay that way?
#24 - Told you, already got a date set. I'm just making plans  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #33 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
Exactly, you have a date set. Because you do not want to kill yourself, it is just attention seeking. Or you WOULD JUST DO IT. Thats how it works. People don't say "Yeah, he was always talking about killing himself, made a plan, and then ended his own life." They say 'He seemed so happy, there was no warning, what a horrible thing to happen."
#40 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
On a side note, still not seeing any actual methods, which was kind of the whole point of this to begin with
User avatar #41 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
You mean Google? Which you would have done were you serious?
#45 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Already did. google just identifies which methods don't work well, then mentions the standard "blow your brains out" bit. not to mention a wikipedia page that does the same, but mostly just talks statistics, then goes into volcanoes. now if that were an option for me, I wouldn't even be here
#36 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
The date is set because after that, I'm homeless.
#22 - Can't hold a job for more than half a year, going to probably … 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#18 - now, yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#21 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you are doing a hell of a lot better then most. Like I said, somebody out there cares about you. Suicide is for cowards, there is no dignified way to do it.
#15 - 24 yesterday  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#16 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
You living on your own?
#22 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Can't hold a job for more than half a year, going to probably end up homeless by the end of the month, endless depression for nearly 15 years straight, and nothing to look forward to anymore. It all ends up repeating itself over and over, and I can't deal with it anymore
#18 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
now, yeah
#21 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you are doing a hell of a lot better then most. Like I said, somebody out there cares about you. Suicide is for cowards, there is no dignified way to do it.
#13 - My "family" is part of the problem  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#14 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
How old are you?
#15 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
24 yesterday
#16 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
You living on your own?
#22 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Can't hold a job for more than half a year, going to probably end up homeless by the end of the month, endless depression for nearly 15 years straight, and nothing to look forward to anymore. It all ends up repeating itself over and over, and I can't deal with it anymore
#18 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
now, yeah
#21 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you are doing a hell of a lot better then most. Like I said, somebody out there cares about you. Suicide is for cowards, there is no dignified way to do it.
#10 - You don't get it. Funnyjunk doesn't give enough of a *…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
User avatar #19 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
We don't give a fuck, that you are correct on. But the act of threatening in and of itself proves one does not want to commit suicide, they are either asking for attention or help. Judging by the fact you ARE talking about it at all rather than killing yourself in any of the thousand ways anyone could do so at any time, you are not going to kill yourself. And even if you did, I am pro-choice. I believe you, as an adult, have the right o kill yourself in any manner you see fit as long as you do not harm another person in the process.
#24 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Told you, already got a date set. I'm just making plans
User avatar #33 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
Exactly, you have a date set. Because you do not want to kill yourself, it is just attention seeking. Or you WOULD JUST DO IT. Thats how it works. People don't say "Yeah, he was always talking about killing himself, made a plan, and then ended his own life." They say 'He seemed so happy, there was no warning, what a horrible thing to happen."
#40 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
On a side note, still not seeing any actual methods, which was kind of the whole point of this to begin with
User avatar #41 - charagrin (07/28/2014) [-]
You mean Google? Which you would have done were you serious?
#45 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Already did. google just identifies which methods don't work well, then mentions the standard "blow your brains out" bit. not to mention a wikipedia page that does the same, but mostly just talks statistics, then goes into volcanoes. now if that were an option for me, I wouldn't even be here
#36 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
The date is set because after that, I'm homeless.
#8 - People don't give too ***** .  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
#11 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
You are wrong. Man up, live your life and make something of it. If not for your sake,, for your family's
#13 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
My "family" is part of the problem
#14 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
How old are you?
#15 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
24 yesterday
#16 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
You living on your own?
#22 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
Can't hold a job for more than half a year, going to probably end up homeless by the end of the month, endless depression for nearly 15 years straight, and nothing to look forward to anymore. It all ends up repeating itself over and over, and I can't deal with it anymore
#18 - phoenixactual (07/28/2014) [-]
now, yeah
#21 - joeyisheres (07/28/2014) [-]
Then you are doing a hell of a lot better then most. Like I said, somebody out there cares about you. Suicide is for cowards, there is no dignified way to do it.
#6 - Don't you think I've tried? 07/28/2014 on Suicide 0
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#14 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2014) [-]
You are not really considering suicide, are you?
User avatar #13 - redwrench (07/28/2014) [-]
Queen-Don't Try Suicide
User avatar #12 - psychadelicace (06/25/2014) [-]
soooooooo...what did you post that got you banned?
User avatar #11 - bruinslover (06/24/2014) [-]
never knew you like to post shemales....subscribing.
User avatar #7 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't do it tho. Don't kill yourself. Don't even think about it.
#8 to #7 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
No plans to
User avatar #9 to #8 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, good to hear.
User avatar #6 - funnymidget (02/08/2014) [-]
:Hey, I seen you havin a Bad day. Don't be feeling down fr losin your job man. It's all gon' be good. Currently, I'm going through something that I have no Idea how to handle. I'm not able to see me son, and I've bee going thru so much stress with the drama. But lets not make this about me. You have a probably beautiful girlfriend, who loves you more than anything, and though you may have autsim, you strike me as a good guy. Trust me, suicide isn't worth it. It's just a Permant Solution to a temporary problem. I had a friend about 3 years ago kill himself because people bullied him for the way her looked. He was one of my only friends, and I was just devastated. Trust me, you taking your own life will hurt more people than it will help. For the sake of those who love you, and for your own sake, please, Just keep your mindset on the positive things in life. Though there may not be many, just focus on the few that are. It'll all be worth it in theend when you have a gril at your right, a child on yourleft, and you can call yourself a family.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (11/28/2013) [-]
butts
#1 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2013) [-]
Hows the transition going?
#2 to #1 - phoenixactual (07/16/2013) [-]
it's going fairly well, 6 months in, somewhat surprising changes for this short of time
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